I'm from Mississippi, and all those diamonds in the dust die in meth lab explosions. Seriously.
 

Not only is this mongoloid an uber-douche, but I think it is morally reprehensible that O-head here is picking up broads at a breast cancer survivor fundraiser. Just look at ginger. She has that "grateful" look written all over her face. Shame on you!
 

to call this guy omi paloni is too easy...also i must say a douche like this is much more of a douche because he can get whichever type of ass he prefers in quantities approaching the crowd at a keithurban concert...in short there is no reason for the douche hair...now on the right we have classic fruit fly only the red headed fetishists find her any better than an afterthought...on the left we have a semi-pretty girl who was the most hated girl in junior high school and will never recapture the sexual dominance she once had over other women...yes i would bang her...but i wouldn't be caught dead in that club with darksocks company amex
 

Damn, i think he used a straight-edge to get that right angle, iven though it's off by about 11 degrees to one side...
Of course, he may just be a little punch-drunk from the combination of Hott/Nott he's bookended by. He's headed in the right(?) direction though, to true Doucheyness. He's got the color, the (un)buttons, the lip-thing, and the Gel, but has not mastered the advanced techniques of a truly top-tier douche, like the Ab.Point., the bling, the chin-fungus, bad tribal tatt, or the hand gesture. But Wait!!! Can it be? Are the crop circles starting to form at his temples?
Yup, he's in training!
 

i love redheads...but that chick on the right looks like the sister of Mask.

quartasian on the left is nice. i think maybe halfasian. either way, she is worthy.

as for douche, bleh. he is barely offensive. just a faggot with a fauxhawk. on the grand scale of things, he's is barely a little eichmann.
 

i know that it takes all kinds to fill up the freeway, but for fuck's sake....what's up with the facial piercings? i mean....under the lip??? what the fuck is that all about?

i don't really use my upper chin during cunnilingus, so what's the benefit really? oh wait. it makes you look 'hard' or 'cool'? yeah, NO. it makes you look like the fallout of bad parenting and dumb decisions.

this douche needs his ass kicked in a bad way. and then these girls need some counseling. and get the hell out of that club. it looks like a well-lit stage from Blade Runner.

i weep for the future.
 

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his head appears to be compacted by the flanking hotts
 

His mama had a long an' complimicated deliv'ry when he was borned, y'all. Took 'er near twenty dang minutes and six shots o' th' hooch to get tater head here outta th' cave.
 

@pfah

You can use the chin piercing during cunnilingus if you're sloppy enough. Just shake your head around down there like you're having a seizure. Hell, maybe that's this guy's secret weapon. Maybe his head has been deformed after being squashed between a thousand thighs, all because of his legendary slopping cunnilingus chin-fu.
 

@newman's own

"the most hated girl in junior high" is spot on. I think you've seen into her soul.

And I, too, would bang her.
 

...Anybody else notice the tiny, greasy wisps that pointy-head's smoothed into the corners of his towering forehead like lil' reverse angel-like wings?

Ain't that TOO CUTE?
 

@mr. white...you may be on to something. maybe the shape of his head allows him to fit in to tighter spaces. who knows? i kind of doubt it, but i guess you never know. the thinner the head, the better the fit, right? chances are he went home alone.

and by 'alone', i mean with 'palmela' and 'handgie'. if you get my drift.
 

Dual chin piercings and a chick that should have a bucket of fucking pigs blood dumped on her head at the end of this god awful prom. Where did they find the theme for this prom in the Warner Brothers dumpster on the set of Cocktail from 1988?

Hott on the left is ok but I really don't dig the idea of getting my sac caught on that face spear while enjoying her hummed rendition of Little Deuce Coupe.
 

I've heard (& seen) horsey faced broads, this fool is the douchebag version... but there are no hotts here DB1... wtf? just a pig with big tits & a drunken hose recepticle... hit 'em all in the face with a shovel & fuck the ones that land face down... they'll all bitches!
 

When you have a head THAT FUCKING LONG, why would you try to make it look even longer with a fauxhawk?! Douche-logic I suppose...
 

Aw - they have matching Labrets.

Okay - I refuse to make fun of the people with obvious deformities. It lacks class, which I secrete. Mostly from my anal glands.
 

Notice no douche shades...must be because shades don't come in size Marmut...I love firemuffs but I will pass on this one...she looks like she was dinged when they cast her for Carrie because she was a little too scary, which is ironic because that was a horror movie...the asian persuasion I will take but only after I use her teeth to open my Heineken bottle
 

i figured out the hair...it took ten beers and a second look but what he has is bicycle helmet head...he got a douchebag city variance from the mandatory bike helmet law, which of course includes spinning classes, because his hair suffices as protection as well as meeting the elongated aerodynamic requirements...and by the way how lame does spinning class have to be that they can't just call it riding a stationary bike with friends or people who also pay a third party to insure that other people will show up at the same time to do the same thing
 

OK I don't see any discussion on this, what the fuck is going on with the guy in the pink behind the left girly? Are this his eyebrows? It looks like a unibrow that is drawn on? Is that even possible?

Also, the girl on the right has the SLIGHTEST Kate Mara feeling about her, and believe me, ANY Katie Mara girl is OK with me.
 

luke perry meets the 2000's. add piercing, fauxhawk, and orange. without the squashed head, this guy could be the face of the next (s)hit tv show...

WOW... now that's depressing!
 

That shit on their chins looks like that little secret reset button on my old cell phone that you had to press with a pen. Someone should reset theirs so they can start over.

...troll trailer parks in Mississippi...

Yeah, I've fished outa that pond before. And there were some diamonds in that dust; some DAGNASTY ones that could do things that would shock Britney. At least until the meth scourge scummed over said pond, as cnelson refers to at the top o' the thread. DAMN YOU, KEROSENE, SUDOFED AND MATCH HEADS!!!

What part of Mis'sippy you from, cnelson? You one of them damn Yankees north of I-10?

And am I the only one that sees the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson getting down in the background? Swing away, Gonzo; swing away.
 

Viewing this picture mysteriously makes me want to SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
 

Happy Valentine's Day my sweet Bea.
 

Pfah, If I had the disposable income I would pay Bea Arthur and Marge Simpson to 3-way your ass into gravel-throated matron heaven.

But I blew my Valentines cash on anatomically-correct daschund-shaped jelly dongs. My bad.
 

I just got my valentine's day present. 3rd row tickets to see lil jimmy norton at the end of the month. score.

i don't think she liked her gifts as much. Limited editions copies of "How to Give your Man the Ultimate Blowjob" and "Gag Reflex and You: How to Permanently Disable Your Instinctual Need to Expel Large Objects that are Being Forcefully Thrusted Into Your Throat"

Honestly, subtitle lengths have gotten out of hand these days.
 

I've been wondering what happened to Elizabeth from the Waltons. She's trolling for 'bag, apparently.
 

If his head were paper it would be legal size.
 

@bcs:
totally agree. although, this year, i got her "Why you Should Give your Man the Ultimate Blowjob". if that goes well, i'll follow it up with the "How To..." that you suggested.
 

his head is so big, you can't see plinky's mom behind it.
 

@darksock....thank you my friend. i just shot coffee all over my monitor.
 

He is the avatar of one of my stools. The one from last Sunday that's turtle head first protruded early into the sermon, and as such... that which I was forced to hold too long.

Thus becoming ill shaped.
 

all i got was "lies my proctologist told me" and "the egg came first and the chicken never laid it again" with a foreword by susan faludi
my girlfriend is getting a vacuum cleaner and a cookbook
 

creayture you are repuslive beyond words
a total douche who thinks they aren't one
this site is so well written but the people who comment are simultaneously funny and repulsive
i picture them all in trailers
only in the US
 

This guy looks like the bastard child of Jim Carrey, Matt Damon, and Buster Poindexter.
 

@anon 11:39 Ante Meridian

If you're going to flame the readership/postership of this fine website, put forth at least of modicum of effort in factual investigation. We DO NOT LIVE IN TRAILERS, we reside in our mother's basements and do so with great pride.
 

Scroter:

We live in basements except for Plinky; that's where his mom keeps her ass.
 

if someone is repulsive beyond words isn't commenting on it futile at best?
my mother and i share a nice motorlodge business by the old highway thank you
 

So digging Summer Glau Hott on the left.
 

i think anon was dishing a compliment, not a flame.
 

does anyone see hannah montana here!!!
 

those chicks must be pressing really hard because that dudes head is getting smushed!
 

Threepio! Shut down all the garbage compactors on the detention level!

Hott on left is cute as hell.