now that is a douchebag at the peak of his game...his stare is worth 4 shockers and a chinstrap...his hair is his bling and he even has the point into the camera so well perfected its like a third dimension of scrote...
in fact his greatest achievement may be in the other bags its like this is his adult learning class on scrote and they have just passed the final...the instructor peaches is taking them out so they can say they partied with the master...this guy may have an entire school of douche as his legacy and bags even female ones will forever be calling him the baggfather of douche next door
 

You gotta love Peaches...and by love, I mean loathe.
 

Anybody wanna come over and watch "Newsies" with me?
 

Anybody wanna come over and watch "Newsies" with me?
 

Anybody wanna come over and watch "Newsies" with me?
 

Sorry y'all, I won't post anything else for a week.
 

they're leaning like it's the middle of a Bollywood dance number

speaking of pointing, who's this Ari Gold wannabe?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=84427076
 

seriously check out that link that anonymous put up...i dont know what that dude does but jesus he has some of the hottest hotts this side of the mississippi with him in every fuckin pic...he needs to be up for a bag not a bag...its too close for just me as one man to call
 

Peaches is a Bag Messiah and these tools consider themselves to be in "church."

Look, Peaches has even roped Nice Kenny there on the right in with Bag Gesture #671. Why, Kenny? Why? Was it the home schooling?

Fuck you, too, TDHT A-Rodbag in the background.
 

Jesus. That Myspace link is enough to make me want to club a baby seal.
 

i feel like. . . he's pointing through my soul.
 

lol! y thats shy dildo
 

looks like courtney cox has fallen on hard times...how much do you suppose she charges for douchebag photo-ops?
 

I haven't see eyebrows like that since Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon.
 

Peaches is a hairdresser. That's where he gets the hotts. They see him as safe and bitch with him about how all the good men are gay or married. I count 4 gay men, a hott, an orange shirt I'll reserve judgement on, and their weed dealer flipping us the single fingered Peace Sign.
 

jesus christ anon @8:54 i will never be the same after seeing that myspace page that was like watching my own child get crushed by a semi-truck...i don't even have a kid but this hollowed out feeling of dispair and emptiness radiating inside of my soul must be what it feels like to lose your only son...so help me god, if i ever find your identity mr. anon i will punch you in the nads
 

Meh...myspace tool with a Gold Club Platinum Card. BFD. Any jaggoff with dough can get a bunch of strippers to hang with him provided he hands out enough cash and coke. Everyone of those chicks on his page were pros and prolly not just pro pole dancers.
 

Is that blue steel?
 

Which one is Peaches? Seriously, which one? They ALL could be Peaches by the description.
 

shy on that myspace profile is like the pete rose of douchebags while statistically speaking his inclusion in the hall of fame is only a matter of coming to a vote...his blatant disregard of rule one of douchebagging which excludes or attempts to limit the obvious paid to pose candidates from ever being considered makes it impossible to include him....
alothugh i found it funny that arnold palmer was in one of the pics at the botom of his page
 

Dammit, I just looked at his profile again out of boredom and now I have to apologize to my grandmother for slapping her false teeth out of her mouth.

Also, there is spot-on evidence as to his baggery. 3/4 of the way down. Not only does he rock a Yankee hat, but he's got the WHOLE FUCKIN UNIFORM.

Observe the Peaches point, too...
 

That MySpace, guy, Shy...his grandfather invented aviator style sunglasses. He gets royalties on every pair sold.
 

Lets have a look then shall we...
Nasty, dirty, geasy, Tag and Natty Lt. sweating, Faga-Faga-Gay frat boy crack inspectors. The back turd is holding a cup of urine. Pathetic on so many levels. Peaches will forever haunt us with his Morrissey like stare and his ability to karoke to any Smiths cover. The pointing finger comes in use later boys....
 

Mr. Myspace there must have his jaw wired shut. That's the only excuse for smiling that way.
 

Did anyone look at that uberdouche's MySpace page long enough to notice three Miami Beach-area hotts that have showed up on HCwDB before? Stage 1 and Stage 2 Bleeth are in his pics, as is the chick with those deliciously separated golden globes that I know I've seen before but am having trouble finding.
 

I was gonna smack down on Peaches... but then that Myspace pimp just caused kidney failure.

Coke dealer?

Club owner?

Porn producer?

Music/film agent?

Professional asswipe?

All of the above?

Who the hell is this guy? He's FORTY-FOUR, for fuck's sake, and has more ass-grabbin' going on than... shit, anyone.

@douchebagski: I'm speechless.

For the love of boobies, DB1, please use your powers of invenstigation on the interwebs and help put legions of 'bag hunters at peace.

Damn.
 

By the many arms of Ganesha I had to splash my eyes with hydrochloric acid after seeing that myspace page. Since he has a horrifyingly consistent, albeit completely opposite to Peaches, facial expression. Plus he added a twist, the pinky finger, to the standard Peaches Gun ,the '88', hand gesture. Im guessing that guy was Peaches' understudy, but they had some mysterious falling out. I wonder what that argument must have been like, probably involved lots of pillows and strawberry-kiwi lotion.
 

The Myspace guy must have gotten word of our discussion - the page is invalid.

And Peaches makes the other choads in this pic look normal by comparison.
 

That Myspace guy is Mega-ArchBag Scrotael. Ein Sof Aur Bag that we can only look at through veils. The sheer Douchebagness radiating through one solitary greasy pore once scorched a hole through one of the moons of Jupiter. Friends, he sits atop the Tree of Smegma gathering the measly sparks from lesser choads. Will Rogers never knew him & as the Baal Shem Tov once said, "Oy, he makes my skin crawl."
 

Ok Peaches has some douche features, but he needs more blings and other douche gimmicks to compete with champs like the Gator, Fish Slap or Joey P.
 

l-r

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fin
 

Derek Jeter must be pretty pie faced to be rollin with these bags.

Note to chics-The Oliver Twist caps make you look really enticing...to Father O'Halleran.
 

God damn you, anon...I hate you.

1. I'm surprised none of you noticed the "Westside" gesture this douche threw down in the picture just underneath the one of the four girls in their underclothes...wait, that's why no one's said anything...

2. Good god, there's a rehab pic too?

3. Why does that girl have a bicycle chain shoved in her crack?

4. Did he find the only pair of sunglasses in the world with a ghost nipple living in them? Seriously, almost every picture has one in his shades. Perhaps ghost nipples are parasites that live off of whatever the douches/bleethes exude (which would explain the huge one covering that one chick's...area...)?
 

I can only imagine what myspace guy's story is....

I can say this: douche on, my friend, douche the fuck on!!

-Johnny
 

looks like Shy has some serious emotional damage he's trying to distract you from when you meet him...it must suck to hate your own eyes so much.

Army of Douche-ness
 

Ah Peaches, bested only by The Gator and Fish Slap in what clearly makes up the ruling Triumvirate of the Pantheon known as the Hall of Scrote.

Yes, Pumpy fans, I'm sorry. David has somehow taken down Goliath with a Force of Douche so great, you have to squint to not be blinded by it. Go ahead, point at it as well...it's pointing at you.
 

s'up Peaches?

nice to see you are still a raging douchebag.
 

"At Black Angus, your name is Peaches. Doors are locked from the outside, FAGGOT!" - Patton Oswalt
 

Peaches:

I see your point.

"Point" is a funny sounding word, if you think about it.

Point.

Point.

Point.

Poooo-Weeeent.

point.
 

Wow...........

I just doubted the authenticity of the last pic and then I see the real Peaches same point, same ring and everything. Peaches is like the Jack Nicholson of douchebags. Just when you think he's retired, he comes back and wows you.
 

WHY



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POINTING???????
 

I see Peaches is working hard to be Douchebag of the Year, 2008. Quite.

Also, notice how some of mySpace douche's friends are trannies... or they at least look like trannies.


Quite.
 

What if Peaches pointed at Crusty's abs? What would happen?
 

Peaches' stare is so vacant, squatters have settled into his eyeballs.
 

I'll be he's awesome at poker. because he pokes.
 

@darksock: I think if Peaches ever pointed at Crusty's abs, we'd all probably end up in some sort of sci-fi movie after a nuclear holocaust...

Except by nuclear holocaust, I mean cleansing of all non-douche from the face of the earth. Douche would reign supreme until some sort of Anti-Greico emerges to save the human race.
 

formerly known as anonymous@8:54