those are the worst tattoos i have ever seen. even worse than trainwreck.
 

Do you think he's a actor? Is that why the tragedy/comedy tattoo? If so, here are some future roles he might be interested in:

Biff, the gay love interest
Paulie, the bouncer at an "exclusive nightclub"
Rico, the hitman who gets killed by the star
*Length of all roles not to exceed 15 seconds in order to deny membership in SAG.

GwenythPaltowwithboobshott does not belong with him. She belongs in a Victorias Secret catalog. Sheesh.
 

well said DB1. i couldn't really add anything here. i don't even feel compelled to comment on the douchey tatts, visible underwear, mandana, wristdana, oversized watch, abundance of douchegrease, ear bling, shirtlessness, etc. Just get away from her and stop infecting her with the Virus.
 

Is he wearing boxers OVER briefs? What is with the shirtlessness? Is there a person in these bars who looks at the muscles and determines if he can remove his shirt or not? I swear I don't get that...and yet it is seriously pissing me off.
 

You, douchebag, you leave her alone.
 

Shes not even that hot but she has some nice boobies. How do these guys all get so f*cking huge!
 

She reminds me of a very feminine tranny porn star named Sol.
 

Wrist band wearind head wrapping shirtless M*****F***er!!!

Classic,classic,...

oh and greasy so greasy I need to wipe down my monitor.
 

Dark have been my dreams of late, clouding my judgment of what is right and just. I feel the force of the douche growing inside me like an ever present gushing well. Each day it takes more and more effort to hold back the douche building inside me, I repeat my mantra in my head a thousand times a day, "Eat, Fuck, Kill" over and over seeking solace in my most basic of animal instincts. But I fear this is not enough and that I shall soon succumb to the overwhelming urge to fauxhawk, make inane hand gestures and live in a gym.

I'll see you guys from the other side.
 

@danny noonan

I suspect the tattoo is even douchier in origin. I suspect he got the comedy/tragedy tatt to use as a lame pick up line.

"See here, babe? When I was 9, I stuffed my little brother Joey in a steamer trunk and left 'im there for 4 days. He died, and I got da tragedy in loving memory of 'im. So I'm, like, deep, right? And da comedy is to show my playful side. Like I'm a funny guy and shit. I can laugh at life, like I laughed when my little brother Joey was cryin' and tryin' to get out of dat steamer trunk."
 

It's cute that they're both 5'4". Muscle Midget Mini-Douche.

She appears to be a non-bleethed, in-on-the-joke bag-hunter enjoying the irony of a pic with this tiny turd tapper. Just before the pic she and her girls were mocking mini-Hogan and she drew the short straw to get a pic with him.
 

douche was a drama geek at dianibol high school and got the tat because it was as good as he could get for 60 bucks...hott intrigues me...she has a plain appearance down to her wal-target jean-skirt...but thats ok my bedpost isn't a label-whore...i almost wanna jump in so he doesn't get too much grease on her pizza...
give this chick a professional make up-hair fashion bleething and she would be the hottest on the site...but please lose the meathead and the butt-part
 

She is not in on any joke. Look at the way she is grabbing his hand, she wants him to get closer. The thing that kills me about this pic is that the grease is only on spots on his body. It just does not make sense. Regardless, he looks like an oopma loompa on steroids and male growth hormone.
 

@d. baggins - I feel those "bag transformative" stirrings every time I have to go to Jersey for business or the wind blows from the south. My skin feels dry, my hair tingles like it's standing up on its own, I become painfully aware that I display no visible manifestations of my Christian faith, my shirt is too buttoned and my skin has gotten very pasty since summer. It's as if being too close to the 'bag blackhole center of the Douchiverse is infecting me with 'bag-radiation. My nightmare is that the Greico virus has mutated into an airborne strain and is blowing northward across the Hudson.

To avoid becoming a remotely infected douche, alway maintain a safe distance from any possible local douche centers of gravity such as mall jewelry stores, tanning salons, Hollister, Armani Exchange and their ilk, BMW dealerships and franchise gyms like Bally's.

You'll feel better in a week or two.
 

I have to agree with dita. A joke pose wouldn't involve her going in for the hand-hold. And that makes me weep all the more for this plain jane hott.
 

I'd just like to note that it's been a long-ass time since we've had a HoS contender. Millenium 'Bag is undoubtedly foul, but god only knows what rank sewage the DB1 has up his sleeve.
 

@ dita and mr. white - she's grabbing his hand so he can't stick it down her pants and up her @$$ because he's a bung obsessed midget.
 

Cindy Crawford and Adrienne Brodie's love child...

The mini nodule with post surgical hormone treatment scraggler yet to manifest, the anatomically correct MANHANDS.....poor naive Mr. Gumball's hand is on its way to a surprise..
 

Scroter: I believe you are correct with the "bung obsessed midget" statement, given the fact that he has a tattoo of a gaping asshole on his upper arm.

I spy with my little eye a hard-on in his boxers about the size of a half-consumed roll of Certs. Nature abhors imbalance, little Oompa; you traded pecker for pecs. Nature also abhors a vacuum, so keep your ears waxed shut.

And put on a fucken shirt, you shameless anal fissure.
 

Pumpy's ghost could still take this choadwank. Viva Pumpy!
 

Anal fissure? Wasn't she the Long Island Lolita? Pretty sure I saw a recent movie with her in it, what was that movie called again?
 

Hold onto your lunch- that's not grease. It's man-juice deposited by the hott's younger brother,
Kip. She's in the snap because Kip begged her and she's a supportive, if mildly disgusted sister.
 

That combination of tattoos can only mean one thing. This is the little known superhero, Captain Random. On his other arm, the tattoos are a Chinese unicorn and a trompe l'oeil sausage Croissanwich. His powers are super strength and the ability to guess how many watches you own.
 

@scroter: That's excellent advice. We all live in fear of the virus going airborne and spreading. Don't forget to invest in shotguns shells and canned food.

Shotgun shells and canned food.
 

This photo exemplifies your mission, DB1. Welldone. Painful to see those sweet brown Level 1 eyes so close to The Greiko. This one has transcended Douche and makes Joey Porsche look like a Freshman Douche Wannabe. Planet is One With The Douche. Hand signs are really just a secret code for where they are on their "path." Planet is Douche and needs no signal.
PS: Is he The Shield's standin?
 

just came from the bathroom, got man load on himself.
 

wristbands?
sick!
 

she has a big head. . . there I said it.
 

this choad actually looks kinda of like Bret Michaels. Rock of Douche with Douche Michaels!
 

ya'll can stop hatin'...meet me in the boys room big boy...so i can eat your muscle ass b4 u feed and fuck me. :-P
 

Great. The eye of Rah, desecrated by being tattooed on a waxed mandana-clad douchebag. What a tool.
*Sigh*
Those tattoos look so cheesy I could cry. I bet he doesn't know a thing about Egyptology he just wants to look dark and mysterious. He saw Stargate and thought it was cool, wanted to look mean and intimidating just like those bad guys.
To me he just looks like a man-whore.
 

This hott has extreme self esteme issues and has tried to off herself on more than one occassion. Only an extreme chemical embalance can explain her willingness to be seen with this Sperm Whale of Undersea with Jacques Douchesteau.
 

Again with the fuckin earrings and oversized watches...and just when you think it couldn't get any worse, Douchebag Mcgee sports the volcanic rock necklace..and those tattoos, I have seen them before..everyday when I come home from work I have to pass a gay bar called trunks in west hollywood and just about all of the local fruitloops have one or the other but never both tattoos...until now
 

His nipple is lactating vaseline.
 

1. She is def taller than him if they stood up straight.

2. Plentiful fake-n-bake man tan.

3. Zero body hair but eyebrows (which are plucked to a feminine shape). $100 bucks his armpits are shaved.

Douchous Musclous