Thursday, February 21, 2008
Redbag / Not a Redbag

Okay, so Red's not really that 'baggy. More like caught in a bad moment.
But Reindeer Girl-Next-Door has that innocent pouty bedroom eyes of a vicodaned up Hilton sister on a three day bender through Tahoe.
So maybe it ain't the best HCwDB pic. I'm already drunk and it's 2pm. So up goes Red.
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At first I thought not a bag, but then I saw bag gesture #325. Also, notice how his hand is groping her side while she is leaning away from him. It also looks like he is trying to snag some side-boob in his drunken grab. I vote REDBAG!
Dita Von Douche
Dita Von Douche
Just hand gestures alone is not worthy of a redbag tag, although the grab I might add is a nice slip
def a bag...and def a chick i would let poop in my hand then put ketchup on and eat myself a shit sammy
Two, two fucking brain cells left. Bag, no. Insanely drunk and about to spew his McGriddle all over his Kenneth Coles, hell yeah!
This is the 1st pic on this site that has actually made me experience a twinge of jealousy. The jealousy stems from 2 things, 1 this guy is bombed and looking like he had a great time and well I'm sitting at work pounding the stapler to this hott if you get my drift. 2nd thing would be the hott but that's pretty self efident.
Man does she need a sammich or what? I don't have any sammiches purty lady but I do have a Vienna sausage if you don't mind a little hair and some veins.
This is the 1st pic on this site that has actually made me experience a twinge of jealousy. The jealousy stems from 2 things, 1 this guy is bombed and looking like he had a great time and well I'm sitting at work pounding the stapler to this hott if you get my drift. 2nd thing would be the hott but that's pretty self efident.
Man does she need a sammich or what? I don't have any sammiches purty lady but I do have a Vienna sausage if you don't mind a little hair and some veins.
I like redheads, but this is a terrible example.
Sod off yourself, mister lazy-eye. Have another duuuur... ink. *Hic!*
Sod off yourself, mister lazy-eye. Have another duuuur... ink. *Hic!*
Probably not a douche, but DVD in Post #1 has a point. Known 'bag hand gesture, plus I might add, standard-issue douche-face. Not sure a non-douche would have these plus the hott, no wait: cute, chic. Shit, I don't know, its late. He's back-groping her - Douche!
red bag at night a sailor's delight
red bag in morn bleeths rectum torn
its corny but it was either that or a reference to that old fixx abomination...
i love our sweet little hott because you know she could look much ,much hotter if she weren't
babysitting a douchebag tonight and thus needing to stay vaguely sober...
dammit she makes me want to go out and pretend i'm 25 so i could bang a chick like that without having to pay her delinquent utility bills first...
red bag in morn bleeths rectum torn
its corny but it was either that or a reference to that old fixx abomination...
i love our sweet little hott because you know she could look much ,much hotter if she weren't
babysitting a douchebag tonight and thus needing to stay vaguely sober...
dammit she makes me want to go out and pretend i'm 25 so i could bang a chick like that without having to pay her delinquent utility bills first...
douche is saying...i'm a kennedy dammit a second cousin dammit i'll get as drunk as i want and grope any chick inappropriately i want...
Looks like Daniel Stern needs another round of rehab...and since when is he dating one of the Olsen twins?
Not a 'bag, but definitely a dork.
Not a 'bag, but definitely a dork.
i think she's Ab Lobster's girlfriend. i mean, she's wearing his claw headgear.
ok, maybe they are hearts and this was taken a few weeks ago on Valentine's Day.
either way, i'd be willing to bet that this guy is a former frat choad. that, and his ridiculous 'Bag Gesture #325 gives me enough gut feeling to say that he's a Redbag and absolutely worthy of our ridicule.
let it rain.
ok, maybe they are hearts and this was taken a few weeks ago on Valentine's Day.
either way, i'd be willing to bet that this guy is a former frat choad. that, and his ridiculous 'Bag Gesture #325 gives me enough gut feeling to say that he's a Redbag and absolutely worthy of our ridicule.
let it rain.
I wanted to slug this tool when I saw the pic therefore 'bag. The hand gesture gives him away.
Heart head chippie looks like she's really enjoying herself. I think she already slugged him in the left eye. Go for the right next, sweetie. And eat a fucking pizza, will ya.
Heart head chippie looks like she's really enjoying herself. I think she already slugged him in the left eye. Go for the right next, sweetie. And eat a fucking pizza, will ya.
Not a bag. Just a sauced-up British relative of the Kennedy's. That's no 'bag gesture - it's the Brit equivalent of flipping the bird. He's not groping her he just needs support so he won't fall on his face. I am thinking if he can lean against her like that without making her fall over, she must be a statue.
If anything she's the douche for wearing jeans that were popular in 1989, holding that beer like a pistol and standing like she's ready for a very gay Western showdown. Have a cookie 'lil lady - it won't kill you.
If anything she's the douche for wearing jeans that were popular in 1989, holding that beer like a pistol and standing like she's ready for a very gay Western showdown. Have a cookie 'lil lady - it won't kill you.
I think the moderator is himself a douchebag. Why else spend all this time hating something unless it is in fact self-loathing? It's reinforced by the way he's always making sure to proclaim that the girl in the photo is indeed ...blah blah blah, as thought it were necessary that you're told this person is attractive. who cares what you think about bedroom eyes and all this bullshit. I only ever come here because some of the people in the pics are hilarious, for one reason or another. mama loves you child, I assure you.
@ anon - Great discovery, Magellan. Perhaps that's why the moderator's handle is Douchebag1. What other great discoveries have you made lately? The sun rises in the east? Things fall towards the earth when dropped?
Please enlighten us with other measures of your keen powers of observation and insight, Isaac Newton.
Please enlighten us with other measures of your keen powers of observation and insight, Isaac Newton.
@anon....ooo, that's so Freudian of you. i see what you did there. you flipped DB1's analysis of all things douche, right back on him. damn. you're smart and well-learned. did you get your Psychology degree from DeVry or Kaplan?
hey Sigmund, if you "only ever come here" because you find that "some of the people in the pics are hilarious, for one reason or another", keep it that way.
don't comment, just look at the pictures, have a laugh, and go back to analyzing why every time you hear a bell ring, you salivate.
douche.
hey Sigmund, if you "only ever come here" because you find that "some of the people in the pics are hilarious, for one reason or another", keep it that way.
don't comment, just look at the pictures, have a laugh, and go back to analyzing why every time you hear a bell ring, you salivate.
douche.
Not a 'bag. Just a guy who'll have no idea when and where this pic was taken after he sobers up. The 'bag gesture (#325 is correct -- GOOD CALL DITA!) is drunken irony.
Reindeer girl, however, will not let him ever forget this moment.
Ever.
@anon -- *yawn*
Reindeer girl, however, will not let him ever forget this moment.
Ever.
@anon -- *yawn*
Howdy Douchey is drunk.
The hot babe has fear in her
eyes.
He's holding on to that left tit
like a Wanka golden ticket.
Red hair,red skin,and red pubes,
that's the triple crown
of never seeing a hot chick
naked.EVER.
The hot babe has fear in her
eyes.
He's holding on to that left tit
like a Wanka golden ticket.
Red hair,red skin,and red pubes,
that's the triple crown
of never seeing a hot chick
naked.EVER.
Drunk is an excuse for the gesture, and the douche face, and frankly if groping that babe whilst drunk makes you a bag, then get me a bottle of axe, But here's the thing... i very much doubt he was that drunk when he applied fake tan oil to his face and neck ONLY. Seriously, his face sez Miami, his hands say ginger from Manchester. Add his semi popped collar, and prolific use of "Soul-Glo" and i say BAG!
DB1, I myself have sent you pictures WAY 'baggier than this poor drunk redheaded bastard! Why do you always pick and choose the worst when you're drunk. stop drinking!
Any hand gesture (even the seemingly benign peace sign), when flashed while being photographed in close proximity to female hotness, should automatically qualify you for douchebag status. The "caught off guard" argument just doesn't hold water when you factor in the hand gesture.
I didn't know Sloth ran over a fox and slapped it on his head. Go find Chunk, dipshit.
If Reindeer-Hot got any skinnier, I'd have to call her coke dealer to make sure he still had enough for me.
If Reindeer-Hot got any skinnier, I'd have to call her coke dealer to make sure he still had enough for me.
Not a 'bag. Simply a guy having a good time with an Olsen twin who really wants to get away before he hurls chicken wings on her.
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