If I'm not mistaken, either Joey P or Johnny Blaze is from Rhode Island. 'Nuff Said.
 

Is this White Chocolate's "slow" cousin??
 

why is this pie-headed choad wearing a San Francisco 49'ers Super Bowl ring?
 

to elaborate on pfah's point:

and also yet another improperly-designed Yankees hat??

oh well, at least it's tilted 10 degrees...
 

Damn you Scrotebob.......I was totally going there.... Now I got nothing.
 

Fresh face Heather Locklear is just way too sweet to hangout with fat Axl. Waaaah oooh ooooooh Sweet fat fucking douchebag!

Love the lesbo action in the back
 

and the Lauren Conrad look-alike is rockin' Darksock's cock rings from her ears.
 

I get it, I get it! Wearing a NY Yankees hat is like pissing on a tree, but for DB's. It's the easiest way of saying "Hey! I'm a chode!"

And to Kissy Lips: "Fresh Face" is only in it for the Ice, Ice, Baby.
 

I got out of the biggest little state in the union, I am proud to say.

Of course, I landed in Miami, a douche-mecca according to DB1, so maybe it was out of the frying pan and into the fire.
 

She is swimming/skiing instructor hott. Fresh-faced and looking for adventures in the world and she stumbles into this hellhole. It's enough to make me weep silently at work.
 

What's with the douche envy behind her?
 

Nothing says "Please,someone
kick the douche out of me!"
more than the brim cocked to the side,I'm so ghetto,you better
fear me motha fucka!hat move.
You don't want to give this bad ass
the Manson lamps for too long.
Oh make no mistake,
he's down with the set.
I would need a d.n.a. sample
to verify,
but your looking at
a bad ass, east coast,
wigger douche.
 

@B.A.G.: regarding White Chocolate or the incorrect Yankee hat?
 

So pudgy Kid Rock here is all bawitta baw da dang da dang giddy... bawitta baw da dang da dang giddy...Cause he's with a fresh faced hottie...

I'ma reprasent my homies and let'em dem bitches Know I fuc*ed all dees Ho's up in this biatch cause thats how I roll ni**a's better recognize...I'm so bout it bout it I'ma bout to break a nut off in this ho and get me some more action with here fat friend in da back wait your turn let a ni**a get some skinny play first... Yo cheese mutha Fuka snap this pic already biatch...

Douche goes home with blue balls and thinks...SHEEEET...Fu*K that ho.
 

ah yes the classic new england hott...these women look so good fresh faced and young...but 15 years from now the best she can hope to be is a marilyn quayle
or don imus replica...
i like tough chick hoop earings on savajo patrol reminding blonde hott that her boyfriend will be pissed when he gets out of attica and sees this pic...but she is too late.
are those pale male cigs in bags right drinking hand? so you want a premium brand cig but you want an economy premium brand because thats just how you roll dawg?
this guy is so tough he scared his own eyebrows off...i love when a no-gun bag wears a wife beater because he paid nearly 75 bucks for that tat may as well show the chicks he is no scrub...
only thing i like in this one is far right brunette with the face half hidden with hair..daddy's comminagetcha baby
 

@Douchey Howser, MD

hey man as one of joeyp's 7501 brahs and hos on myspace, I can assure you he lists himself as being from Great Neck/Queens/New York, I don't think he needs to wander as far as Rhode Island to find willing bleethz!!!
 

"this guy is so tough he scared his own eyebrows off"

heheh....nice work newman.
 

There should be some kind of federally funded program that takes guys like this douche and drops them off in the middle of the nearest hardcore ghetto, with their full wigger outfits but minus their cell phones or other communication devices. The hope being that once/if they get out of the hospital, they'll drop the faux-gangsta crap and...well, O.K., they'll probably still dress like douches, but at least not wigger douches.

In 5 years, the redhead behind and to the left of blondie ski instructor will weigh 375 pounds. And although she's drunk enough, her white trash pride will keep her from blowing you in the bathroom, "Cuz I'm better than that, goshdurnit!" You'd have to go home with her to her trailer, kick the yipping lap dog out of the way, and do her on a sagging, beer-soaked sleeper sofa while her ashmatic mother wheezes for a rum in Coke in the back bedroom.

I don't know what happened there--that vignette just came to me in a flash.
 

It's the lost member of House of Pain. Jump up jump up or get down.

I like how Irish Eyes spelled "genius" wrong.

He is regurgitated Grey Goose mixed with raw sewage in a giant rehab cup with a bendy straw and she is a fine vintage port in an elegant crystal stemware.
 

I'm from RI and no one ever believes me when I give the same desription.
 

mr white yeah the reddish auburn chick is easy to picture at maximum density..she already has the hairnet to be a cafeteria chick..which means wasting her fullbleeth scholarship to rhode island beauty academy...much like choad scholar will stop pimiping out old saabs when airbrushing t-shirts at farmer's markets becomes retro-cool
 

Scrotebob........ the White Chocolate reference. I still got nothing. But WC has much more class than him. WC is underrated in a sense. People tend to overlook the grill
 

There is no scenario that would explain these two taking a picture together.
Carmen Electra hott in the back is about to poke her in the back and remind her that pictures, like shitty rose tattoos, are forever and she'll regret this in the morning. I really like his pink phone though.
 

Who knew that Entourage's 'Turtle' was something anyone would aspire to? The Bags never cease to amaze...
 

I think we may have an early entry to 2008's "Smells Like Poo" category.

This photo is so wrong in so many ways. part of me thinks that she's PTP, or that she was wrangled to do this shortly after starting to talk to Uncle Fester's "Douchified" bastard son, but I doubt it. I'm think I'm going to go and vomit with rage now.


Quite.
 

irish eyes is invariably correct in this regard. providence has become the collegiate sanctuary for mating jerseychoads and lovely, fresh faced young girls who fall into their traps. baghunters need not go further than downtown or the jewelry district to find copious amounts of bagtagging.

see also: club ultra, roxy. ironically, finnegans wake, despite it's joyce reference, is also a bag hub.

good looking out.
 

for example ;

http://www.ultraclubphotos.com/image.php?twg_album=2008%2F002___February%2F001___Friday&twg_show=IMG_1283.JPG


cringe.
 

This douche is so so sad.
He came to the Halloween Party at Club Douche dressed as as Manny from the Insane Clown Possee. ICP found out and sent a dwarf with a #2 pencil. ICP Dwarf erased douches eyebrows. He's now contemplating a Beasties look for next Halloween.
 

When can a Great White concert break out?
 

He's a double chin douche.

Doesn't that it do it for you guys?
 

god i want her to fart in my mouth just so i can see what her insides smell like
 

Having examined the Hos I am pretty sure this is white chocolate himself. A true master of douche.
 

@the bag queen...kudos on the quick eye, noticing my grammatical incorrectness...blame it on temporary blindness brought on by the toxic subject matter. Feh.

@tripping the douche fantastic... I had to reach Kansas to escape the New England 'bag factor, thus replacing the stench of Axe with cow dung. A perfectly acceptable trade-off to me, by the way.

And yes, Joey Blaze is a Rhody original...he hasn't got the scrote mojo for LI, Jersey, or Miami. He's just a big greasy fish in a small pond (ocean!) state.

Meanwhile, Durst 'bag and his wife beater make me want to sacrifice a unicorn on Palm Sunday. No doubt, he's sporting one of those nifty tin foil grills under those clenched "bad ass" toad lips...most likely purchased at Job Lot for $2.99.

Jesus, I got out just in time.
 

@ bag queen "He is regurgitated Grey Goose mixed with raw sewage in a giant rehab cup with a bendy straw and she is a fine vintage port in an elegant crystal stemware."

Delicious prose, Your Majesty.

Yeah, I think this may well be White Chocolate his ownself. He looks even more doughy than usual due to his insulating layer of winter blubber. Standard issue LI/SI/Jersey bleeth in black is well on her way to 200 lbs now and should crack 275 by late August of 2010. Her voice makes Fran Drescher sound like Beyonce.
 

This should be up for DBo'W It's ridiculous that this picture even exists. I'm surprised that the hott's face isn't rotting away in the picture.
 

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@ the bag also rises

holy shit that club needs to be Sarin Gassed, Nuked, then heavily salted if thats the nightly clubgoer. WOW.
 

Ewwwww
But, Hott's so fresh in this pic my hands are staying above the table. I'd hate to see what she'll look like after 4 months with that crowd
 

My IQ dropped seventeen points looking at this picture.

HOWEVER -- she is becoming more attractive as I look closely and suspect she's carrying a Balenciaga bag.

And a very healthy trust fund.

I love you, Muffy Vanderbilt.

Marry me.
 

heh heh, you said 'muffy', heh heh
 

alas....johnny (not joey, mea doucha culpa) blaze's (a.k.a. Armani Alex) myspace (be warned, it's a full frontal 'bag assault on the senses):

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15378738&MyToken=69fd8cb6-7c26-47e1-9203-66a23f55b26c
 

as a resident of rhode island, i must say that the douche-per-capita quotient is of a formidable percentage. the gravitational pull of such a large mass of assholishness is a force to be reckoned with. one must take care while traversing between watering holes, so as not to be sucked into interaction with piggy-nosed jersey whores and overweight, closeted, paid-for date-rapists. rhode island! the home of J.W.U. (jersey wigga university)!!!
 

That girl looks so nice.... breaks my heart.
 

I grew up in Warwick, and whenever I go out in my home state I've always suspected that a new bus line has opened up (without my knowledge) that picks up douches from New Jersey and deposits them in RI at the top of every hour...
 

Fat Axl's momma must have pounded the Night Train for nine months to deform this dude's melon so hideously. I suddenly want to see Beauty and the Beast.

Bleeth Stage 1's pushy friend looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch through the hose. Wow.
 

His fat face seems to go an opposite direction than his double chin. Almost like someone airbrushed out the real guy that got the ba donk a donk and pasted in some pole-smoker. Once he opens that mouth of his, the only thing throwin' up gang signs are his teeth! Put the drink down Howdy Doody and go wash that gay tattoo off.
 

hmm... is it fat Axl, or James Dean Bradfield's salad dodging 'tard brother?

Either way... hott has obviously sprung for the whitening job already, you think she'da bought herself some rack while she was up on blocks.
 

@ irisheyes

holy fuck.
i need to sanitize my eyes.
chances are, in this fifteen mile wide city, i will have to see that ballbag without the filter of the computer screen.
must
kill
to
protect
the
future.