Dammit!! Oh well. I feel a strange urge to fire a spliff.

Cannonball!!

Johnny Come Douchey
 

ps - why does she have his jersus bling on?
 

I'll be a bag (in arnold voice)
 

i hate to disagree with you Mr. Schwarzenegger, but in this case it is indeed, a tumor.
 

What the hell's a Lord of Style? Lord of Pile, as in shit, would make more sense.

She is cute, and deserves better than a homo who wears his dilation glasses home from the optometrist's office.
 

Hott is blocking the word on the bag's right sleeve. I'm pretty sure it's "Gay"
 

For being a Gay Lord of Style, pretty sure the half-tuck wouldn't fly with Queer Eye.
 

Come here hippie-hott, and I'll rub you with petchouli oil while we sip absinthe and listen to bad covers of Doors songs.
 

He needs to chill out, dickwad. She needs to chill out on my dick, word.
 

"The Preppie series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these Douchebags are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, axe deoderant - everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he asked if that were a mirror in your pants before I could zero him."
 

"You still don't get it, do you? He'll doggy-bag her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down his pants, and pull his fucking tic-tac out."
 

I really didn't know that a Lord of Style would wear an air-brushed t-shirt purchased from a carny. Learn something new every day...


Quite.
 

This is first prize at the hot/douche halloween ball..

She's a young hippie Hillary sans tractor trailer ass, saddlebag face, and polynoisic pant suit..

He's obviously a young douched out Ed Rooney...
 

The cheek implants and the overbite are right on the money..

It's after 5 pm, where's my trough of Patron..
 

Color her hair bright red, give big implants and stick her in a sequined red dress....ah never mind she still wouldn't look like Jessica Rabbit.

Bad d.baggi er ah kissy lips. Still infatuated with a cartoon character after 20 years? Get back in your parents basement loser!
 

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!

CANNONBALL COMIN!!!!!!

Pull the front of your fucking pants out you shitbag. Lord of NO Style! Looks like you just got done pissing! And Girl, you have chosen wisely in your quest for a great man.
 

You'd see these two at a party and think 'Summbich - how did that big doughy bastard land a pixie cute cheerleader-grade hottie like that? There is no God."

And then doughboy would punctuate whatever story he was telling with "Git'er done!" and she'd let fly with the kind of coarse, snorting horse-laugh that you might expect out of Fran Drescher if she were a chainsmoking coal miner . And you'd be all "Right. Sorry God."
 

It looks like a "Meet and Greet"
at the local DOUCHE R US,
where Dildo Baggins here
is signing copies of his book,
Douchetastic Doucheglasses,
And 50 Other Things You Need To
Know If You Wanna Be A Douche!
 

Soon to be "Hair Club for Scrote" member
 

Nice fivehead you pillow-biting ass bandit. Get yer hands of Sista Rosesrita the Naughty Nun before I have to grab you by what's left of your hair and hold your face under a pot of boiling oil again. Yer prolly the type of homo that wears his belt halfway up his lovehandles like the chicks at the coffee stand. Go back to sleep Bedhead, your sister is waiting for you.
 

darksock if this scrote does her doggie she should expect several
louisiana lane changes from the
hov tho the dirt birm and back...

wow who knew mary tyler more had a bleethed out catholic dausghter...
and worse that she wears a rosary with a shirt that looks like every tattoo idea she somehhow thought better of....
i think scrote infection pissed on the front of his shirt so the front tuck is a necessity move...
you can't wear the dogtags if light socket the hair
how can you wear the dog tags if you wont shave your head...
he is a second rate econo-douche he cant afford the big money bag must haves so he shows his douche
as best as he can...give this guy
one decent looting opportunity and this could be much much worse
 

Attention: Lord of
Doucheness. Please report to the
blast furnace. Hurry.
 

I got nuthin. I'm just picturing Arny buck fuckin' naked in the first movie, where he beats some guy at the gas pump for his clothing. This T-Bag musta found a douche-scrote to roll for those sweet threads.
 

So she uses pot to find God? That's fine, but I think she's somehow doing it wrong. I've never heard of weed's possible truth-seeing properties leading one to embrace asshole scrotefucks.
 

@ whisperer

I'm pretty bummed out that you would compare me to a 3rd stringer like this. I mean shit he didn't even have the decency to throw up a hand gesture or throw on a white belt. Damn depressing man, I thought I'd at least garner a comparison to the limey or (dare to dream) a hos memeber. I think I'm going to give my cars tailpipe a blowjob until I get a little lightheaded now.

Thank you.

The former d.baggins aka dildo baggins.
 

Once again DB1 you have proven that there should be unwritten douche laws.
This up and coming 'Lord of Piles" needs no court of law to have punishment administered to him.
Let's see shirikens dipped in lime juice and salt and thrown by dwarfs dressed as fuzzy chicks on his turd like body. then maybe something with fire later.
 

Sorry about that Kissy,
I did not mean to slur
your good name.
Needing a new name,
I'll take another look at the
picture,
and with those big dark glasses,
re-name him
Bumble Douche.
 

I love lamp
 

That isnt Kyle Reese, that's his douchebag cousin Kyle Grease.

Ill be here all week, try the prime rib.
 

this guy is no more ridiculous than the fact that mcdonalds stops serving breakfast at 10:30. honestly, if someone out there is eating lunch at 10:45, i hope you get ecoli
 

i bet this guy not only enforces the menu change-over but is responsible for the e-coli contamination as well
 

He's Mayor McDouche.
 

This chick reminds me of the pornstar
Monique Alexander. Just a cuter younger as of now bleethed version.
 

I sense that this innocent just had her Match.com blind date show up. While still numb from seeing the shirt she agreed to document the event for him with a timer portrait.

Or, she is luring non-pumped-nor-orange enough dude into the HCwDB lair. He showed up in plaid and she offered to gel his hair, lend him her sunglasses and ex-boyfriend's shirt, and let him see the tempting Jesus bling dangling from her own sultry neckage. With a vizage like her's Dude's going to wind up driving an IROC-Z down to the spray tan studio and pucker posing lessons.
 

Are those marijuana leaves on the guiltless sweater sleeve of Heidi, the All Girls School graduate?? ~gasp~ Scrutus knew Heidi was a Jesus Freak, so he looked in his closet for something religious to wear on their first date. Damn those Jack in the Box 2 tacos for 99 cents and the grease marks they leave on my already dingy white t-shirt.