ah yes the unwashed fetid stench of potchullie mixed with the acrid smell of sour milk b o permeates my screen

i spray it with lysol

idouche
 

Red-eyed Brunette hott wants to help me fight the war against the machines. And by "war against the machines," I mean savagely beating Live Aid-era Bob Geldouche and then making furious, patchouli-scented love.

I think the blonde was on an episode of Star Trek, wherein Captain Kirk made it with an alien from the Planet Orange.
 

Left douche is David Krumholtz. This is him slumming after a rough day shooting "Numbers".

Middle hippie-hott could slum over at my place any time. I will fight you for her mr. white. Or we could just burn some incense, sip some absinthe, and tag-team her.
 

If you don't like him, why do you hang around him and take pictures with him? You're a slut, that's why.
 

There has long been speculation of trannies featured on the site. I have never been more convinced than I am now of the thing in the corner with a pink dress on.
 

I don't know about "pink dress" being a tranny. However, that will make the evening more interesting for "hipster wussy clone #2" there as he finds himself questioning his sexuality, and then pondering if he can still be able to hang out with the other liberal hipster twats if he doesn't at least try smoking her pole.

I concur with the others that brunette hipster wannabe needs to move on. And by "move on", I mean "move on here next to me, and then move onto my turgid phallus"...


Quite.
 

That dude in the purple dress really needs to eat something.
 

Clearly the machines didn't win this battle; Sarah got away.

But who's going to stop the Douchebag-1000 from turning John Connor to a scrote? Unlike the giant piece-of-shit Terminator bag, the Bag-1000 will be made out of liquid shit (diarrhea) and will have the ability to take the shape of any fecal matter: Joey Porsche, Gator, Pumpy (RIP), etc.

Will John Connor alias DB1 be able to escape and become leader of the resistance? I smell a sequel, and it smells like shit.
 

I thought Dweezil Zappa went out with Lisa Loeb.
 

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"Hipster Hunter" appears to be a website where people make fun of pictures of ridiculous narcissists. What a bunch of losers; who would waste all day making fun of pictures of people they don't know? A bunch of basement dwelling Momma's boys virgins, that's who!

Now if you'll excuse me, Momma Sock is upstairs hollering that my Hot Pockets are ready.
 

Tin foil blondie is being held hostage by a ragtag band of gypsies. And by gypsies I mean unshowered douchebags.
 

Is this evidence of some sort of bizarre sect of faux-hipster radical Hasidic Jews? Brooklyn may never be the same.
 

Gene Wilder bags?
- jonezy
 

hey $5 wal-mart nightie...
mix in some jhirmack, your nest looks like a nebraska field on threshing day...and how did you get that overbite, b.t.w.???

and what do you suppose hippie chick is holding on her left hand?
methinks it's a sock puppet with a shiny button face that she uses to get blondie to follow directions...

"ok yasmina, step away from dexy's midnight runners...that's a good girl...ok now, step into the festiva, that's right, we'll stop at kwik pantry on the way home for some zingers..."
 

is this a reinactment of u2's rattle and hum tour? only without the great music or the hot groupies? here the streets DO have a name. and it's douche boulevard.
 

Orange Skin: Check
Ugly white bag: Check
Duran Duran Gypsy Emo 'Bags: Check
Nasty Dollar General Dress: Check
Hanging out with a soulful Jessica Biel: Check.

Hey Jess, text me. Even I am an improvement over this lot.
 

@ed

I wouldn't want to offend hippie chick with violence. Tag-team it is.
 

Hoe. Lee. Fuk.
I don't think I can stress that enough.
*sigh*
I don't know where to start with this one. Um, let's see... I'd like to start of by expressing I feel ashamed for being white. And saying "This can't be happening"... And I would like to add that purple-nightmare-beehive/zombie-hooker from a "Tales from the Dark Side" version of "The Flintstones" will haunt my sweat-soaked REM disturbances tonight.

Who the fuck are these people? I seriously hope they are just dressed for "Trailer Park Boys: The Play". That is the only thing that will keep me from committing suicide.
 

It was chivalrous of you, dear DB1, to remove the offending image. As a potential hott with d-bag victim, I thank you for your noble actions.

Cheers.
 

these bags are equal parts a clockwork orange and inxs...which is shocking as hell because they
grew up somewhere near delaware...
purple prom hott how do you get your hair to fit perfectly the form of a coonskin cap and brunette i am letting you go with a warning these people you are running with are going to drag you down...you are hott enough to work in a hooters til a pro athlete comes along that wants to marry you because his agent thinks it makes him more marketable...
 

I see one of the Hansen boys, and Iowa's broke-ass version of Paris Hilton, but no hotts.
 

@newman's own

Niiiiice one one the coonskin cap ;)
 

@Marnee

I have no sympathy for the hott or any girl who has their picture taken with Douche. Seriously, a person has got to take responsibility for their choices. The hott should suffer for hers!
 

@ Marnee - supercali-I'm-too-lazy-to-type-the-rest has an excellent point. Unless you are specifically out 'bag hunting and providing DB1 with pics and dialog, you, too, could fall prey to the righteous "verbal smackdown" here at HCWDB.

As Irwin Fletcher would say, "It's all so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course". Don't associate - or at least allow yourself to be photographed - with douche and thereby don't end up on HCWDB.

We all have to pay for our sins, Marnee; one way or another.
 

Are Dexy's Midnight Runners doing a reunion tour?
 

anon:

If that's Dexy's Midnight Runners, then the dude on the right must be Eileen because judging by his shoulder he's got Come on him.
 

And I gotta ask: Why is Porter Wagoner dressed up like Paris Hilton?
 

All I see are sacks of shit. Seriously, damn ugly ass people.
 

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans where to start.
blonde hott, i use the term loosely, loose just like her pelvic floor... you get the idea there...
I think her hair was actually shipped to her in a coonskin cap. They were part of the same ebay listing. She can't walk within 10 feet of a naked flame or it'll go up like a fucking roman candle. As will the purple nylon abomination (for which I commend her needlework skills).

Dull as dishwater hott, you still take only second prize for me. At least drag act barbie made an effort. Oh, and word to the wise, you're posing for a photo with a couple of total wankers. No amount of pouting can fix that.

I mean... stonewash... FFS...
 

To the taint on the right:

Nice shoulder cum stain, Bob Dylan.

Go fucking hang yourself.