Saturday, February 16, 2008

 

Saturday Haiku

(just for the helluvit:)

Hark! The war is lost.
Culture dies not with a bang
But with shaven chests.

aldoushe huxley laughs
the brave new world has arrived
douchebag utopia

-- newman's own balsamic douche

Two 'bags and a blonde,
and they deserve an award?
Reality bites.

-- massengill

Guidos, Peroxide
Tequila menage a troix,
back to pedicures

-- douche bigalow

I'd need a gallon
Of Cuervo Black to escape
This "reality"

-- 23 skidouche

smurf-like cretins smirk
inflate a chest blonde zombie
i weep for the youth

-- 'bag lanta

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:10 AM
Comments:
Here is a riddle:
What has two thumbs and enjoys
Semen's taste? This guy!
# posted by Blogger 23 Skidouche : 9:35 AM
 
I'd need a gallon
Of Cuervo Black to escape
This "reality"
# posted by Blogger 23 Skidouche : 9:44 AM
 
The only thing "real"
In this pic is White Coat's lust
For Shaven Chest's ass
# posted by Blogger 23 Skidouche : 9:48 AM
 
smurf-like cretins smirk
inflate a chest blonde zombie
i weep for the youth
# posted by Anonymous 'bag lanta : 9:59 AM
 
aldoushe huxley laughs
the brave new world has arrived
douchebag utopia
# posted by Anonymous newmans own balsamic douche : 10:04 AM
 
Two 'bags and a blonde,
and they deserve an award?
Reality bites.
# posted by Anonymous Massengill : 10:08 AM
 
two bags one post-op
a line in the sand,nah brah
not gay at all yo
# posted by Anonymous newmans own balsamic douche : 10:11 AM
 
Guidos, Peroxide
Tequila menage a troix,
back to pedicures
# posted by Blogger Douche Bigalow : 10:13 AM
 
Two reality show choads trying to hang on to 15 mins. Heat and 12-pack from I Love New York. Think they do the "pay to party w/ us" thing now. Wastes of space.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:15 AM
 
reality bites
that's a man baby
calgon take me away

james douchelin
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:21 AM
 
Screaming through nightmares
George Orwell never saw this
Famous gay Douchebags
# posted by Anonymous the Grateful Douche : 10:23 AM
 
Bronzed midgets preening
Pack up the solar system
No point to living
# posted by Anonymous The Grateful Douche : 10:25 AM
 
Her box is shaven
Like orange douchebag asses
All smell like jism
# posted by Anonymous The Grateful Douche : 10:29 AM
 
Fuck Amy Winehouse.
Where's the Grammy for the blonde
sandwiched between douche?
# posted by Anonymous El Maestro : 10:31 AM
 
Vapid and oily
Dwarves have so much in common
Make men feel pleasure
# posted by Anonymous The Grateful Douche : 10:33 AM
 
The doors of perception...open to a nightclub.
We're all going to burn.

Fuck Fish Slap
# posted by Blogger Adamoda14 : 10:34 AM
 
With that said we are merely one month away from the douchiest gathering on the east coast. The Winter Music Conference in Miami.
http://www.wmcon.com/

Where did the culture go?
# posted by Blogger Adamoda14 : 10:36 AM
 
Five foot three and designer jeans.
What do your waxed eyebrows mean?
You're a douche and your friend is a choat.
I'd like to piss on your white sport coat.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:40 AM
 
bag sandwhich a sud
short, greasy latino style
or is it torta?
# posted by Anonymous creature : 10:41 AM
 
Please mind the alarms
They're going to win this war
No matter the cost
# posted by Blogger Lone Scrote McQuade : 10:42 AM
 
How weary are we?
We fight the good fight, for what?
Will we ever win?
# posted by Blogger Lone Scrote McQuade : 10:46 AM
 
Midget Bags,
Full of Orange.
Small, Medium, Large.

Okay, I suck at Haikus.
# posted by Anonymous the big douchebagski : 10:54 AM
 
db1! bastard!
making us work weekends with
saturday haiku

reality shows
if they were people i would
embrace genocide

"i love new york" douche
guess what i love cocksucker?
your kid died of sids
# posted by Blogger bcs : 10:58 AM
 
My poems written
Haiku text file modified
At 10:10 AM

I'm in mountain time
So I closed my haiku file
Right when you posted
# posted by Blogger Lone Scrote McQuade : 11:04 AM
 
You're a mindreader
You knew I was still writing?
More doors opening

I was just inspired
It's too bad inspiration
Comes from the decay
# posted by Blogger Lone Scrote McQuade : 11:14 AM
 
"Yo - is this the line?"
Douchebags walk through a narrow chute.
Man with hammer waits.
# posted by Blogger Baron Von Goolo : 11:43 AM
 
Slimy douche sandwich.
Margaritaville can't wash
Bag sweat flavor down

--Bagivore
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:05 PM
 
Jacketmen rule clubs
Hotts magicaly appear
Paid too much for jeans
# posted by Blogger BleethLVR995 : 12:07 PM
 
If reality
is this, then I'm moving to
a 3rd world country
# posted by Blogger ScroteBob DouchePants : 12:17 PM
 
Hammer-man still waits
He's getting impatient now
Smelling douchebag blood

Why don't they just walk
They've been standing there for hours
His arms are so tired
# posted by Blogger Lone Scrote McQuade : 12:33 PM
 
Doucheasaurus Rex
Surround the infected skank
Wrongness of midget
# posted by Blogger Matt : 1:08 PM
 
DarkSock missed Haiku
both Friday AND rare weekend?
FUCK ME WITH A RAKE!!!
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 1:50 PM
 
How many shithooks
can one bullet penetrate?
Here's a chance to see.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 1:53 PM
 
Douche chute: hammer swings
Orange corpses pushed in grinders
To feed Paris's dog
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 1:55 PM
 
greasy little men
surround dyed blonde Vegas pro
later make airtight
# posted by Anonymous creature : 2:22 PM
 
jose and manuel
picked up outside Home Depot
to mow this broads lawn
# posted by Anonymous creature : 2:28 PM
 
New show on FOX soon,
buttons need not be fastened,
nielsen ratings down
# posted by Anonymous scent of a douche : 2:52 PM
 
"Yo, check it out, bweee.
Yo, my shit is bangin', Gee"
No, Tool; it is not.
# posted by Anonymous elastic snap hole of the love bear : 4:26 PM
 
two tv douche bags
who'd rather slam each other
than slam a hottie
# posted by Blogger douche dasterdly : 6:22 PM
 
A syringe awaits
Bags must sleep
Mankind will thank us


Bon Jovi show time
Bags lineup
One large bomb gets them
# posted by Anonymous Moby Douche : 4:41 AM
 
Pathetically,
my Hotchickswithdouchbags need
manifests daily.
# posted by Blogger BleethLVR995 : 5:35 AM
 
Aren't a lot of these girls just the female equal to the douche-y men?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:08 AM
 
Collect your award;
It's a breathalyzer test
Here in my pants.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 10:29 AM
 
Look at rear douche's hair;
I have just learned something new:
Sperm acts as a bleach.
# posted by Blogger DarkSock : 10:30 AM
 
roaches have escaped
from barrio of the small
please euthanize them
# posted by Anonymous creature : 1:06 PM
 
on the red carpet
we find the kitchen workers
still covered in grease
# posted by Anonymous creature : 1:09 PM
 
Though it is saturday no more, I had to respond:

beyond bag is he!
no wrestler, just a sphincter
who blocks the boob view
# posted by Anonymous abdouchah the butcher : 7:48 PM
 
Goolo is right on;
O please Hammer, DO hurt 'em
Repeated wet blows
# posted by Anonymous blinded by the light dressed up like a douche : 8:25 AM
 
Jose Cuervo bags
Sandwiching my future wife
when I turned my back
# posted by Anonymous douchetorious B.A.G. : 8:28 AM
 
Hey Shaved chest douchebags
get back to your damn day job
T.G.I. Fridays
# posted by Anonymous douchetorious B.A.G. : 8:30 AM
 
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