you'd think that he could at least have done a couple hundred situps and laid off the krispy kreme donuts prior to taking off his shirt in a club.

perhaps he thinks be moving his belt buckle slightly off center, the hotts won't notice?
 

B Cups and a 48" waist?? not sexy. not hot.

back to my coffee.
 

Maybe all these shirtless bags are at raves? Yeah, that's it! I know from prior experience that when listening to 133 bpm along with a few hundred/thousand other tripped out raver kids in a cramped and musky warehouse, it can feel rather like you are in a sauna. Maybe that explains this whole phenomenon. It certainly explains the look on dude in the background's face.
But yeah, nothing is good about this picture anyway. Pfah's right. More coffee.
 

I cannot look at her. She is a biblical beast that has the head of a toddler and the arm of a brick layer.

And fuck you, leaning tower of Daughtry in the background.
 

WHERE'S THE HOT CHICK?!?!?

Go into Photoshop and use the red-eye reduction AND distended belly reduction.
 

her (and by her i mean the flying monkey-like beast from the wizard of oz) hands are like claws!
 

This is just scary. It's a perfect temporary replacement for a HCwDB of the Week.

Yeah, she's not that hot, but I'd still probably do her. You only live once.

And, pfah, who's the hottie on your left?!?!?
 

@scrotebob douchepants....thanks dude. that's my wife on the left.
 

What's that gesture he's doing with his hands?
 

@b.a.g.....i think it means 'I Swallow'.
 

Has the baggery level of the clear plastic cup in relation to it's blue or red counterparts ever been discussed.

"Proportioned" isn't a word you can use in relation to this little Anna Pornicova. She does, however, look like she can twist (and probably cut off, put in sock, and toss out of a moving vehicle) a missile.

Is that a T-100 Terminator right behind Pornicova's head? I was wondering why the dog was barking so much. Of course, it could be because I ate all his Alpo and fucked his favorite squeeky toy in a drunken rampage last night.

I'll second the "fuck you" to the Leaning Tower of Paramus, NJ, scrote in the background.

And fuck you, too, Sure deodorant user in the background.
 

@pfah: i said on your left...
 

@scrotebob douchepants.....thanks again. windex for monitor, STAT! *sigh* Bea. ah, the memories.
 

He looks like he's demonstrating the proper technique for a blow job.
 

Nice tat, cobra commander
 

"No, babe, dis is how ya felch..."
 

My first thought upon looking at this was that he is taking a hit off a pinner and he is about to pass it,however comma upon further review this bag is acting as if he is at the local karaoke bar singing a sweet power ballad.A little Mr.Big,if you will.
 

he very well could be singing mr big into a surveilance mike...something along the lines of

i'm the one who wants to pee on you
then i'll spike your douche with crazy glue...
called you 40 times and can't get through
let me be the next to pee on you

this chick looks like joey lauren adams on the sally struthers diet
is that one of those shirts where the boobs have a moon roof?
 

careful newmans, you may stir mr. white from his new housing complex, the "Urinary Tract" with all that yodel of "pee on you"

lil' Gretel hott does have some meaty paws & a blouse tailored for errotasphysiation

someone should tell 20 something, fat, hedgehog head boys to leave their shirt on unless in the shower
 

The clear cup that Helga is holding was actually an ubiquitous red cup until all the blood ran out of it when it noticed the claw that was clutching it. That's not camera red eye, those are her actual peepers. She's extremely frightening. That's why Pud is sucking his thumb.
 

Looks like Pudly is showing Comely how he likes to suck big douche cock.
 

The O-Head would be DB of the week.
 

is this site changing to white-trash-chicks-with-douchebags???
 

Why the FUCK is Karl Rove in a blonde wig???
 

I'm sick of these 'bag hunters knockin' the baby-hott. She is super ubercute and her twelve year old face contributes, not detracts, to that fact.
 

"They're only here to avoid having to go work in the Lego Factory like some Fritz Langian worker-slave nightmare mixed with shiny children's building bocks."

?????

You are freakin hilarious.
 

T.J. - If you like her you'd LOVE John Houseman ("At Smith Barney, we make money the old-fashioned way; we EARN it"). He looks like her, but with bigger tits.
 

She has the hands of a 47 year old truck stop diner waitress... who also has the duty of cleaning the bathrooms.

Is he holding his hands in anxious preparation for when he's forced to suck her dick tonight?
 

her pants are from 1986! they don't even make them that ugly anymore!
 

No lie about those dish washing fingers of hers. Jesus, they're no doubt bigger than his douchy, little bo-bo.
 

That is the worst bagtoo ever. What is that a fucking dragon? This douche just inspired me to go out and buy a large caliber handgun.
 

Hmmm, lets add this up. Some of them are shirtless, some of them are bald, some have their arms high up in the air, and all of them happen to be white. Add some ugly faces, and some crappy tattoos.....viola, Southern fried whitebean casserole with extra douche.

By the way, what kind of hot chick bare knuckle fights at a KKK rally? Not a hot, that's who!

Bukake movies would actually be a step up for this poor girls future.