is he Eddie Vedder's retarded brother?

with all that liquor, it looks like it was a rager of a party. nice Slayer shirt there hoss. blondie looks like a typical rocker's girlfriend. she's hott. the brunette probably passed out moments after this picture was taken.
 

This guy is a total putz. And if there's truly a 'slayer' within 10 feet of him, why is he still standing , commingling with Hotts, and ruining my day. Come on Slayer, get to it. And then the brunette should get busy for real with the blonde.
 

She might be a level 4 Bleeth, but the blonde is hot. Tongue ring girl flashes the international sign for eating pussy, but horizontally?

Go ahead...grab a douche.
 

blonde = hot.

dude = douche.

brunette = bukkake video cover art.
 

Slayer guy creeps up with beer bottle to claim blonde hott and brunette cock-socket.
Go Slayer, go!

Raining Blood indeed.
 

it seems as though blonde hott is just being nice while Hitler Chin and Orangutan Girl blow up the spot with a douchetastic photo op. Can chicks be douchebags? I'm new to this help me out. Also I think Heil Slayer is suspect, he wants to beat some ass...like all douches do.
 

Blondy hot is hot indeed, but is she wearing orange face?
 

@ Tony: One of the sad byproducts of Hepatitis C is an orange pallor of the skin. Hep C can be avoided by not injecting yourself with used products such as old syringes or the dicks of post-grunge biological cul-de-sacs such as this dude.

I am impressed by the brunette's ability to capture speeding BB's with her tongue, though. OOOhh yeahhh.

I didn't know Marlo Thomas was a Slayer fan; awesome!
 

river from firefly has a massive mouth. brings back wonderful memories of my ex-girlfriends tongue ring. sigh.

that dudes face should be deep fried
 

@darksock biological cul-de-sacs

goddamn. im gonna store that one in my ammo box. where do you come up with this shit?
 

I wish I could time-transport this whole scene to Bikini Atoll circa 1953.
Except for brunette hott. She reminds me of the stripper you see at the club that you have a realistic chance with.
 

@gc

Chicks, indeed, can be douchebags. Or douchebaguettes, as the case may be. The ladies can be just sad, orange, greasy feminine counterparts (a.k.a. Bleeths) to the douchebags they're with, but on occasion, the women get their own douche on. In the metaphorical sense, not the literal.

@danny
The only problem with the "stripper you have a chance with" is that what allows you to have a chance is the advanced case of syphilis that is eating away at their brains.
 

brunette is advertising that even though she's very straight and loves the cock, she'd much prefer eating pussy to hooking up with this fucktard. He looks like a retarded coworker's even more retarded little brother.
 

@darksock...."I didn't know Marlo Thomas was a Slayer fan; awesome!"

It's the hair flipped at the ends, that gave it away isnt it? I saw thast too.
 

@darksock...."I didn't know Marlo Thomas was a Slayer fan; awesome!"

It's the hair flipped at the ends, that gave it away isnt it? I saw that too.
 

looks like that zit on brunette's tongue is rady to pop
 

blonde is a near perfectly concieved high end well produced superbowl commercial...you hate its for its crassness and and its overt appeal to the overchraged masses...but damn its good work
brunette is better than the stripper you could have a shot at...she's the insecure stripper you could have a shot at who might introduce you to her friends in the adult recital industry...while allowing you to look cool at starbucks when she acknowledges your existence in front of unemployed smart chicks
 

@cc:

I'm glad someone got it; I was afraid the Marlo Thomas reference was so obscure that even Phil Dohahue would miss it.
 

Is that a tongue piercing or a tick?
 

What the fuck is up with the mandana/penis hat combo? Nice flava-sava, Hitler. Hope it's full of all sorts of wonderful taint juices.
 

Ugh... that bloated glow-worm is back. Give us a break. His multiple Michelin-mufflerman folds and dozy stoner expression remind me of that stoned caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland... "Who R U?". Who gives a fuck. Oh how I love the belaclava worn over a baseball cap look. Very smooth. The grouper fish in the bottom corner is indicating she needs to be fed again. I like the double-jointed middle finger - good for hard-to-reach places. Like the small intestine. Or appendix.
 

Any wench who throws out the crook peace sign deserves to be all douched up.

And he certainly has the douchey look of someone who wants to get raped across the face with my steel toe.
 

Les Bien.

That is all.


Oh and Slayer fucking rules!
 

What's wrong with this douche's face? Does he have Down's Syndrome? Did he get hit in the face with with the flat end of a pick axe? Did he stare at an eclipse without that green slab of glass from a welder's shield? I think we should use him to test nerve gas.
 

i am still baffled by the wonderful cruelty of the term "biological cul-de-sac." i bask in the glory of its warmth like the brick basks in front of hydroponic lamps hoping his penis will sprout and bud.
 

@ Mr. White

ahhh.... douchebaggettes, i see.
thanks dude!
 

the side ways cunnelingus has bugged me for days...ok..i'm bored...but anyway i have a theory...she is representing a new
gangsta-folk music inspired urban
lesbian movement...indigo girls were straght crippin yo...tegan and sara reresentin the bloods yo with ani difranco....look for u-hauls with spinners