Was this taken at some Space Camp dorm room party?

If Flava Flav and Vanilla Ice would have a love child, it would end up like this douche.

Of course, he does have a little bit of a Unibomber look about him though.

Of course, nothing says class quite like Old Crow. I guess that's the best that pasty red could score from his father's liquor cabinet.


Quite.
 

I found him. He's flashing either an upsidedown West Coast sign or a 90 degree East Coast sign...."M" must represent mongoloid because that's his IQ.

Green pants has the flushed look of a co-ed who just got through doing something dirty for the first time. Yeah, I'll bet you did honey.

Biff, is that you?
 

Mmmmmmm, Pink.
 

Ok, that's funny. It actually DID take me a minute to find him. I thought he was a chandelier or something.
 

Maybe he's doing an "M" for Montana. He's gotta keep his rep up for those tough streets of Billings, yo...


Quite.
 

I'M FROM MO FUGGIN SUBURBS BITCH WHAT? now if you'll excuse me i have to bring my mothers car back ( she'll kill me)
 

This is a veritable douche-acopia. First and foremost, the retard in mid-air. I can only pray that this is the shot right before he lands awkwardly on his neck rendering him Steven Hawking, only without the mad ability to draw tail.

Fire crotch is sporting a fine frilly lace cravat with smoking jacket. I hope this shot is of his head just prior to spontaneous combustion. Despite the 'bagness of the mid-air abortion, I think I hate this guy more. Howdy Fuckin' Doody.

Then the guy next to Doody who thinks he's a villain from Karate Kid. His side-cocked head tells me that I should "sweep the leg", break his femur, and then rub the exposed bone with a salt lick.

Pizza face is just a Jerry's Kid who wondered in. The home is looking for you, Randy.
 

While torn denim skirt seems like the obvious nasty girl, pink is telling me she wants it in the ass after which she'll blow me without a quick wash... while white shirt sits on her face.
 

Somewhere, some parents are really pissed that this went on in their kitchen while they were in Cabo. I bet the kid with the Old Crow tried to fill it up to the level it was before he drank two sips and got shitfaced so his dad wouldn't know when he got back.

I'm actually kind of liking the Beastie Bag. At least he's got a little personality.
 

I'm down with Mike D. and it ain't no baloney
For real, not phony, OE and Rice-a-Roni
 

Pinky on the far left looks good, she should be in the center of the pic and leave out those other flesh bags.
 

typical burb b-boy wannabe(yawn)

but he's hangin with some celeb fire power...

to whit:

phil mickelson, complete with i-just-lost-the-us-open smoking jacket,

alan ruck, with satin champion jacket straight from the "blade" goody bag,

and rounding this mess out,
steve-o's retarded little brother.

as for the ladies; from left to right:

yes please...

no thank you...

hell yes...

hell yes sandwich...

maybe if i was drunk and had slipped myself a roofie.

ugh. wauwatosa will never be the same...
 

Drive my moms Camreee
Down to the tastee freeeze
order up a vanilla cooone
'n drive my homies back hoooome.

The "M" is for "marginal." Represent.

I like the space camp dorm remark. Is it just me or is the dorky chick in the white skirt thing looking like a sex machine? I bet that little nerdette can throw some poon, you betcha.
 

this picture cracked me up. the contrast of him and his ludicrous outfit with the rest of these people is hilarious. it's like he climbed in through that window and snuck in the picture when no one was looking.

drink up red. there is nothing better to help deal with the awkardness of being a redheaded teenager than slugging the sauce and becoming the amiable jolly drunk that hot girls can complain to about their alpha male boyfriends.
 

I had no idea DB1 was a fan of women's hockey; he also hid Hayley Wickenheiser in there - how exciting! But I found her!

Ginger Boozer seriously makes me think Hellboy once copulated with a choirboy. That kid must have fallen headfirst in a vat of steroid-laced pablum as an infant.
Is it just me, or does anyone else have a strangely clear image in thier head of what this kid will look like at age 110? If not, just keep looking closely at the face - it'll come to you.
 

I'm really digging these frosh cuties.
Ok, except maybe the overweight redheaded dike holding the bottle of Old Crow...she's not doing it for me.

-Arkansas Dave
 

@bag queen way to go with the obscure female canadian hockey player reference, although i'm not sure your target demographic for that type of joke is really represented here.

i'm gonna lay off firecrotch cuz i'm a quarter irish and i dont want to jinx myself by having a ginger baby.

kidding of course. i love the redheads.
 

@bag queen

missed your woman's hockey player reference...nice work.

Seriously though, enough with the jokes on Red here fellas, we don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm sure Cynthia Nixon took a lot of slack at 13 too.
 

i'm gonna go with blonde-in-white-tee as pick of the hott litter. her understated low self esteem reeks of a "bad touch daddy" situation somewhere in her not-so-distant past. i predict a tit job and a pole dancing career in the nearest metropolis within eighteen months.
 

anonymous @11:52...

I totally agree with you about the prediction for white t-shirt blonde's future vocation. I'm getting my dollar bills ready for when she will be appearing at the Jiggly Room. "No sex in the Champagne Room" my ass...


Quite.
 

What's hockey?
 

The fucking guy on the right, while not as douchey as his wigger buddy, has that "I will probably never lose my virginity" look on his face. Poor chap!
 

As the resident self-loathing fratologist, I have determined that the poo-poo platter you see here is comprised of your obvious whigger scrote, who will undoubtedly get his ass kicked the first time this frat invites a black fraternity over for "hoops and brews, brothers"; next is the prototypical redhead frat choad, who everyone assumes is a heavy-drinking Irishman, but is actually a total cockbag who will wind up getting his chapter suspended for date-raping his sorority little sister and pissing on the hood of a cop car; the taller douche is a mere pupae preparing to enter his D-Ball cocoon, as he will start heavily juicing because he couldn't take being called Pencil Dick everyday during Hell Week; and finally is the guy who shouldn't be a douche, but knows he is only in the frat because he was a package deal with these pissheads, so he'll act out in a douchey manner, undoubtedly leading him to a nasty coke habit and a lifetime of domestic violence.
 

@bleethlvr995: It's surprising how you've never heard of hockey, seeing as how it's the best sport humankind has ever known and ever will know.
 

what the fuck are you smiling at howdy doody? this guy infuriates me more than mike d. just sit there with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. asshole.

Old Dirty Bag
 

@ ODB:

Yes. That ginger fuck pisses me off more than any of the other afterbirths in that picture.
 

What a cavalcade of hicks...
 

I feel like I'm looking at a still from some 4th-rate, straight-to-video frat house "comedy" that was described on the box as a "hilarious sex romp." The redhead's character is named "Earl Howard Price, III" but his nickname is "Boomer" because of the hi-larious farts he lets rip throughout the movie. The guy on the far right has an obnoxious, braying laugh, but by the end of the movie, he finds true love with the blonde, who is a snotty rich girl who learns a valuable lesson in humility. M-hand is the wacky but lovable homeless guy who teaches all of these students what's important in life.

I'm not sure how that...unfortunate-looking girl in the frayed skirt fits in. I do know that Pinky and Green Stockings want to have a sex romp with me, though.
 

I know I should be picking on the inverted rapist-to-be, but what's the deal with the kid on the right? His gums are full of acne.
And is that Big Red with the bottle of Crow?
 

arkansas...funny you should mention a young cynthia nixon...she happened to play a blonde hippie in my favorite(now disturbingly so) summer camp movie
the epic little darlings...
its where tatum oneal in all her tween glory battles kristy mcnichols to see who can lose their virginity first...in other words a movie hollywood would be way too uptight to make now...
the best thing in this pic id the photbag lined up the men in order of likelyness of date raping someone with old crow finishing third due to general ambivalence
the women are right to left lined up in order of whorishness from runaway teen at a truckstop blonde
her brunette pal whose need to be pretty is only eclipsed by the impossibility of it ever happening
sweet forget me not,forget i asked please, and huh what you want me to do what? nevermind
 

I'm in love with a girl in pink
who sits on the counter by the sink
Her friends are quite lame
Not a one possesses game
And one is a missing link.
 

Bag Queen and Brian S need to get together and defend cities with buildings and Canadian seasonal sports.

Don't pick on my shades. Their polished bone Versace! Its high fashion, Man!

Seriously, though, I bet white skirt can slang that gash. Once you go dweeb you never recede.
 

i went 5 hole on manon rheume
 

Was that kid with the bottle in the movie Mask with Cher? is that you Rocky?





signed/vjones
 

lol @mr. white great stuff
 

This is a great cast of characters you've got opie, vanilla ice, chet from weird science and then super wigger.
 

To anyone who's panties are in a bunch due to my "obscure referencing":

Is there some kind of criteria I am not meeting when I post? Like making my references all in regards to all things familiar to Americans? I musta not gotten that memo.

Well, just consider my obscure references as... ej'macational.

Come on - doesn't it kinda make your dull repetitive life just a tad more interesting when you find out about a sport/sport figure you didn't know existed? Or does everything have to the same: all-familiar, because things that are different are confusing, perhaps disorienting and intimidating? Well if that is the case I apologize deeply. From now on, all my references will be in regards to things that are familiar to you. I will start with yo mommas.

Yo momma's are so dumb they have to stand up on a chair to raise their I.Q.'s.

Is that better?
 

my panties are not in a bunch. i enjoyed it. and laughed.
 

Newman:

I, too, five-holed Manon Rheume, at least I did in my shower back in 95 when she debuted with the Lightning.
 

Yeah..... CAN fun on that!

Any one of these girls can check my head.

@ Bag Tag: Wauwatosa??!?!?? Do you hail from the middle west, sir?
 

I'll be honest, I'm not hating on MCA back there. To me, what makes a douche is one who takes themselves too seriously. This guy clearly is enjoying himself and really, kicking it near Pinky, who wouldn't be enjoying themselves?

And to the Bag Queen, keep rocking it with the obscure references, that's what this site is all about. I know there have been numerous times that DB1 has made references that I've had to lookup. For you see, I'm not on a first name basis with Bertolt Brecht, and my knowledge of Impressionist painting isn't what it used to be. However this site has a lot to offer, but most importantly it is a place where people can discuss not only boobies, but also Taming of the Shrew.

So I will leave you all with this, the girl in the white makes me realize what Damien Rice meant by the Blower's Daughter.

You can call me Adam Yauch but I'm MCA
 

@bcs: that's funny - I would have taken you for a "boxers" man, but you just inadvertently admitted to wearing panties. I won't tell anyone if you don't. ;)
 

Whatever happened to the "Real Men Wear Panties" poster? He fled south with Flyteeth I suppose.

Come back to the Five and Dime, Flyteeth, Flyteeth.

Green tights girl needs a spanking. Her blushing says she's been very, very naughty.
 

fucking flyteeth. could we not mention him anymore? it's like thinking about this country post 9/11. a different time, a different place.

now everything is all gay, and everything deemed un-pc by special interest groups draws attention, judgement, and media disapproval. kind of like a man making a casual joke about a fellow woman colleague's obscure canadian hockey reference, and receiving a verbal and moral berating for absolutely no reason.

as far as hockey is concerned, this video proves those motherfuckers on the ice have more grit and balls than any motherfucker who sets foot in a football field.

but i'm american. we don't get into dudes (and especially chicks) in ice-skates.

bag queen, please don't be so defensive. we're all the same side here.
 

d.noonan...working on the ol wrister eh? old time hockey!
 

bleething and baggin and baggin and bleethin
 

I like the hockey puns, what can I say?
I five holed her shorthanded. I poke-checked her blue line. I iced her puck. I back-checked her Cammie Granato.

Bag Queen, I'm a huge canadian fan. What do you know about PPCLI and RCR?
 

don't forget about all the traffic in her crease...odd man rush...putting the bisquit in the basket...top cheese...stick handling...playoff beard...one timer in the slot...cherry picking the blue line...hooking enough said
 

Bag Queen, will you be my Canadienne girlfriend that I can refer to when the cool kids ask me if I'm a virgin? BTW, I go commando.
Bisous, amie!
 

howdy-dudy sporting the old crow and aviators -- What a Douche!
 

@bcs - I am not upset. But now I am seriously considering taking courses in written communication. I really didn't mean to make anyone feel berated, believe me. It was all tongue in cheek. I keep forgetting that that type of humour doesn't come across very well in writing. I'm terribly sorry my post caused a negative response and it makes me hate the internet.

@d.noonan - I know nothing. I actually had to look up what you were talking about.

@bleethlvr995 - did you say something?
 

@bcs - Also, regarding that link you put up - I remember hearing about Malarchuk's injury back in the day. To anyone who watches that video, he did in fact hit an artery in his neck when a skate slashed across it. He survived and continued to play after recovery. I've never seen that video till now. I think I'm going to puke.
 

may be this sorority it's being called S.U.C.K.M.A. & the weirdo gays could be extracted from supercool movie (for example the closests one it's like mclovin, don't ya think?)
 

Hahhaaha M-Hand's in the first picture on the site with the pink tie, same guy!