my vote is yeah she's a HOTT!! but he is a douchebag NOT! (well I mean he is not TRYING hard to be one!)
 

Gotta give credit when credit is due,this guy has him one smokin hottie, and he did it without a crooked ballcap, hand signals, or orange face. Makes me think there just might be hope after all.
 

I don't know about him, but she's got some praying mantis claws on her. I'm scared she'll chop me up and eat me while I'm sleeping.

Just the look on his face screams douche. Groomed eyebrows, 99 cent swapmeet necklace, 1993 Hypercolor tshirt. If I threw a pot of boiling oil on his shirt it would turn blue.
 

But he buys his necklaces at Gold by the Foot at the mall kiosk and his eyebrows at Caterpillars R Us.

He may be pushing stage 1 Greico with the gelled up hair and vacant stare at the camera instead of lustful stare at the clevite.

She is enchanting in a manilla folder in the lap kind of way.
 

Sorry Noonan, I saw yours as I hit the send button.
 

let's see here:

gelled-up hair
too-cool-for-this-picture expression
earring
necklace
velvety-to-the-touch tshirt
2 badgers for eyebrows

i'd say Stonebag.



and those are lovely pink mounds of happiness.
 

I'm going to have to agree with some of my colleagues here in that if he is a douche, then it's only really early in the process. He could be cured from any potential infection of the Grieco Virus.

She is definitely Hott though. One of the better ones I've seen here in a while... Quuuuiiittte.


Quite.
 

Usually, a chain worn on the outside of the shirt is enough to qualify for insta'bag status in my book. But I dunno, I'm gonna go with Not a Stonebag on this one, even despite the presence of the Gabrielle Reece hott.
 

Is there a guy in this pic? Because all I see is an uber hott blonde with two pleasing to look at pleasure domes.......
 

anon @1:19 called it.

Gold chain = gangster rapper (nope), gay dude (presumably not), or douchebag (ding ding ding! tell him what's he's won!).

He's no peaches, but I'm with DB1: I hate this guy out of pure unadulterated jealousy. For the love of all that is good and right in the world, I would sell my own mother to the organ harvesters just for the chance to to clean the hair out of her shower drain while she's in Mexico on vacation.

One of the most wholesome and strikingly beautiful hautts yet on this site. Not an ounce of "ewww" on her. I want to buy her a house.
 

Early douche. Still, I want to pull that chain from behind until it severes his head. Nip that shit in the bud... it's only gonna get worse.

I'm getting a Rebecca Romijn vibe from this minx... which makes him a total Stamos.
 

I would with great pleasure ride a large pink foam weenie over the niagra falls, while singing yankee doodle dandy, for the chance of sniffing the gardners feet that pranced in her garden!!!
smokin beyond measure
 

This guy has freshly germinated seeds of bagness, but has yet to achieve true scrote status in my eyes. He does have neck and ear bling(secular) as well as a somewhat minor bagface. However, his torso and upper arms are covered, he isn't doing any of the sanctioned bag moves, there are no disposable cups present, etc.... Point being, I could imagine meeting this guy and not immediately wanting to shove lawn care implements up his pee-hole. Lucky guy, not a bag......yet.
 

When I look at Coke Zero bags like this I think of Ricky.....He is no Ricky.
 

Not a bag, but seeing how he's not thrilled to be next to the hott, I'd say he's something that rhymes with bag, if ya catch my drift.
 

i don't see a dude in this picture.
 

All signs point to scrotejob. With the exception of roid use.

johnny
 

No he's not a douchebag even though I am extremely jealous of the incredibly hot girl she's with. Jesus, she could make a crack house look like the VIP lounge.
 

I would whisper things to her that would make a Nathan Lanesque gay person sick.
I would build her a fort out of sofa cusions and pretend it was the North Pole outside and imagine her fun bags were a camp fire and burn my hands and mouth repeatedly.

He's not a bag, just MidWestern chic. He's behind the times.

One thing I'd like to question; I know the buttchin/anuschin is a genetic trait, but does it weigh into anybody elses opinion on douchousity. It pushes this turd closer to the douche side of the meter for me.

-Arkansas Dave
 

I present that this is an "off day" for this douche.

Exhibit 1: I can't see his arms, so I can't verify that he's not wearing a massive fag velvet sleeveless shirt

Exhibit 2: He's not smiling; very smug. If I were balls deep in that pleasure patch, I'd be whistling "zip a dee doo dah" out my asshole.

This twat is a B-2 Bomber Douche. He has the ability to fly under the radar. And you don't know of his doucheness until it's too late.
 

Hott = Mother from "The Wonder Years" only with really nice cans. Dude = not a bag
 

However, I want to move to her small, pink, taught nipples and start my own civilization. Each year, we would venture to the Mecca that is her shaven, bare love mound and frolic amongst the labial folds. And we would laugh...
 

He's not fully douched, but he'd like to be. That "I'm too cool to look pleasant" expression on his face gives him partial douche credit.

I say quasi-douche.
 

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@ Arkansas Dave:

Absolutely. I think it's been proven in studies that twats with the buttchin (i.e. Asschin Mandible Syndrome) are 64% more likely to exhibit characteristics of douche.
 

Jeezus...there are some pantywaste opinions on this dickweed. I'm over the chick; this day has gone so bad, there is no way this guy getting out of the fact that he sucks!

-JCD
 

@JCD.....uh dude, it's spelled 'pantywaist'.

'pantywaste' is probably something you don't want to smell.
 

I say stonebag. But to me that's one of the more respectable 'bag types. Rather than roiding it up and going to the gym, then shirtless to the club, he's busy smoking blunts and watching football games on ESPN classic that happened 20 years ago. Also plays PS2 while slamming beer the whole time. Although most may not think it, somehow, this still pulls some of the hotts, although we may smell a drug whore here. But hey, at least she gets wasted.
 

Her eyes are telling me that he is a serial killer who has captured her and is forcing her to pose in pictures with him.
At least that's what I hope is going on here, because if she is choosing to be with him, then that automatically eliminates any hotness she may have had.
 

mmmm...pizza bagel, the premier food for stoners everywhere. Even though he doesn't look happy, she's not exactly jumping for joy either; much to my chagrin considering her nice boobies. Too bad for him his fivehead moved south to lived the brow ridges. Stony is not quite a 'bag but damned close.
 

Don't fret, Stoney... I too would be afraid to move lest the star alignment that brought such a perfect & naughty vixen into my personal space realize its error.

Hey there, Sweetheart. Are you 18? Do you like to travel and eat sushi? Wow! Me too! Things really do happen for a reason! LOL! Come see my kitten Mr. Sparkles... he's just adorable! Yes! Like Hello Kitty! Yes, I'm a really good and sensitive guy and its nice to meet someone who likes me for the right reasons. Want to hang out after you finish your hostess shift at Chili's?
 

At least smile. The hott's not worth if she makes you shit your pants all the time... Unless you're Mr. White; in which case, JACKPOT!
 

those cans are fantastic. Although he has an earring, no other signs of being a bag. But for his lack of emotion, he is either gay or was touched as a child.
 

I say he's actually in a coma. Nurse Naughty Too Hottie realizes just how harmless this twinkbag is so she propped him up and forced his eyes open for a photo op. I would play hopscotch blindfolded on the freeway just to be in this lucky bastard's position. I would, however, like someone to run the clippers over my brows every so often if I do fall helpless like this cloojer.
As for Nurse Naughty Too Hottie...I would let her spray me in the face with Boobie Milk during the halftime show at the Super Bowl just to have a look at those mammajamma's. Run to me Buttercup...run.
 

friends,colleagues,people who make me pay insurance premiums the day i see the bill in the mail i come to bury douchebag not to praise him...this bag is infact eeirily reminiscent to the persimmon nightmare of sometime ago...take off the ultra wax sheen the terrestrial glow the eyebrows...all appearances of someone who cannot and should not be seen in the heterosexual light of day...you have this guy...simply put that guy is this guy if that guy had to go home to des miones for a stay at his parents home...this guy is that guy if this guy had the balls to let his outside reflect his inside
either way we have essentially a douchebag devoid of human emotion
 

early nominee for hott if the year
 

of course i mean millenium bag but i didn't want to say it til i exhaustively researched it
 

Dude is a living Boticelli, if this is in fact a real person if not I hope the feces of a thousand pigeons lay across your nose for all eternity. Hell even if you are a real person I'd pay good jack to see that.

Buttaface, nice rack honey but we'd have to do it doggy so I wouldn't vomit from seeing your spotty visage. Are you part leopard or Lohan?
 

George Carlin had a thing or two to say about guys with earrings.
 

I'm going with douche. Or abysmally dull. Anyone who can remain stoic to that degree whilst a chick gropes towards his nethers, either just watched his childhood pet being fed into a wood chipper or he gave up trying to suppress the inner douche. And he's wearing more jewelry than her. Definitely douche.

Her face is two cups of coffee shy of an ok morning. But her eyes say despicably wonderful things about fellatio on the first date. Because chicks making up for mediocre faces do things like that....mmmmm
 

He's a self absorbed prick, which I think is just a step below douchebag. She is definitely hott, but not so hot that I'd ruin my life to get next to her.
 

PIZZA BAGEL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 

$$$ on southern CA.
 

I think this dude was just having a bad day... and getting your picture taken is never fun. This chick is hot though. Maybe he knows that she is really just a tease and he wont be getting any. In any case, there needs to be more proof before this one is thrown into the (')bag.
 

@Moondancer

You are killing me bud!
I believe that you have been so tainted by all of the disgusting bleeth that pollutes this site on a daily basis, that you cant handle looking PURE beauty in the "cans."

Plus the F*** Me Eyes on this hott give that queasy I wanted to puke on myself feeling.

In the matter of Bag v. Not a Bag, the jury finds the defendant... GUILTY!
This guy has a halo included angel on arm and yet he's looking at the camera guy like someone shit in his cereal.

I mean this unadulterated venus makes me scream "Fuck My Life." Merely for the amount of my personal things to which I would set fire just have a heart felt conversation with her grandmother. And all this tool can do is sport a cusack-esque self-loathing mug.

Fuck this guy and his terrible shirt, earing, gay necklace combo. He should probably check his eyebrows for lice and then get back to his miserable security job.
 

That might be the most amazing rack seen on this site since the Holy Blue Triangle.
 

She = HOTT. No question.

He = Lucky. And NOT a douche.
 

She's way fuckin' hott - way beyond the level of chick this guy should expect to score.

He's not a douche, but he is a prick because this goddess is draped over him and he's just standing there with that shitty expression on his face. At lest smile so we know how great it is to have that hott hanging on you, dude.
 

Heh heh heh..."cockatoo"...
 

I know him, and he's no douche. She I haven't met.
 

Notadouche. Compared to the others on here? No way.
 

@tallestclear....really? you know this guy? that's cool. but i was just wondering....

are his eyebrows as frigging huge in person? those things look like unkept shrubberies. or a couple of poodles sitting above his eyes. nothing against the guy mind you, but anyone with more hair in his eyebrows than on his head, i have to ask these questions.

i hope you understand.
 

Did someone mention "pantywaste"? Girls who make one shit in one's pants all the time?

I'm in love. I'd go 1 Girl, No Cup with her.
 

He seems OK to me.
 

not a douche, but does demonstrate some douche qualities. dont' look at us homo, look at those fucking meat puppets.

old dirty bag
 

Compared to the true douches on this site, he's a nobody. Misguided, yes (bored expression, gel hair, earring, bad necklace ouside the bad shirt) but gentlemen/ladies, we hunt the big game! Throw the little 'uns back! (

If you're that tired of her, stoner, flip her my way. I'll put up with her shit for awhile.
 

Yes pfah I know him. Still debating whether I should text him about this, I mean how really would I go about telling him? Maybe it'd be better if he doesn't know, ya know?

Anyway he isn't a stoner.
 

Ladies and gentlemen (OK probably just gentlemen, how many ladies have been scared off this site?), I implore you, let us only rip on guys that deserve the bag tag. This picture reminds me of a picture from long ago in the archives, a dude up on the roof of a building with two beautiful blonde girls, definitely amongst the best on this site. Essentially he was not even close to douche, but we were all jealous, and I believe it is jealousy that is driving the hatred of this dude.

It's hard to tell a lot about a girl from a picture sometimes, different lighting, poses, etc. can skew things one way or the other. But I can say in all honesty that she is one of the best girls who has ever shown up on this site. There doesn't appear to be even a hint of fakeness about her. Granted, she knows she's the shit, and so there is probably an attitude issue (notice the smirk), but this girl rocks my proverbial world.

So in summation, not even really hint of bagishness. Yeah, he has some Eugene Levy eyebrows, and I've never understood dudes with jewelry, but let us save our hatred for those that truly deserve it. For example: Peter Cetera.
 

The only real sign I have of douchebagness is the jewelry, especially the earring. But I guess I know one or two guys who have earrings who I wouldn't consider douchebags. I don't think this meets the "by a preponderance of the evidence" burden of proof. Verdict: not a douchebag.
 

Not a full blown 'bag but baggy in attitude - I'd give him a fish slap on his pizza bagel.

The hazel hypnosis of her eyes begs and extra slap to bagel boi - with a concrete codfish.
 

He's a minor league 'bag at the most, but I'm really more concerned with her boobies. And by more concerned with I mean staring at. And by staring at I mean drooling on my desk.
 

"..He isn't a stoner...He's ok..." who gives a fuck already. He looks like a pure DICKFACE, ok. Maybe not a 'bag, just a lame DICKFACE. The Hott is ok.
 

@ tallestclear
"he's no bag. i'm debating. i mean how would i really go about. he isnt a stoner." are you serious, "go about", where the fuck you from "family affair" tv. damn you are either his boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. which is it?
 

Tweeze, tweeze I'm a douche.
 

This dude looks like a dork, but rather benign in comparison to the douche-rots this site was constructed for criticizing. I'd have to say not a stonerbag.

Now, to the more important part of this picture. This girl is cute, pretty at best. In my opinion, of course. She just doesn't do it for me. I get the feeling this was just a good picture for her.

That's not to say I wouldn't love to motorboat those bombs.
 

Oh come on! -- earring and gold chain -- and trying to look all cool for the pic -- definitly a Douchebag!
 

He's a blosomming baby douche, about to enter douche puberty. Monitor this one, I smell a Super Douche Supreme with Cheese cooking.
 

I urge those who visit this site to look at this douche in and of himself. Sure, he pales in comparison to the mega-douche we see day-to-day on this site.
BUT, this is a quiet douche. A B-2 Bomber douche. He walks amongst us and we pay no attention. And because he hasn't mastered the art of manscaping, we overlook him and focus our attention on bigger, greasier 'bags. And dangerously so.

These sleeper douches lurk and are gaining in number and strength. While we mock the HGH twats, sleeper douches are reaping our mid-western, red state hotties.

God save us.
 

if having an earring makes you a douche, then i guess i'm one.

this guy is only offensive because the amazing woman next to him. you put this chick next to stephen hawking, and we would all be ripping on his "lame-ass chair" and his "dumb fucking straw-blowing thingy that moves his lame-ass chair."

it's all in good fun of course, and it's still hilarious. i just usually lay off the seemingly normal dudes. mostly out of lack of material.
 

i'm trying to tell you this is milenium douche redux...after douche rehab perhaps but a douche bnone the less
 

That was funny as hell bcs.

S. Hawking says: Boom shackalacka, boom shackalacka, boom.
 

definite bag. can't you picture smacking his stony face with a smelly mackerel?
 

notta douche.
certainly a consideration for hott of the year and my first future ex-wife.
please note these are natural utter udders.
i would roll my testes in crunchy peanut butter and roam naked through the hyena exhibit at the secaucus zoo to lick her toe lint.
 

Not a douche would be correct
 

Most definitely a 'bag. The chain and earring give it away. Also, he has the rarer form of ass-chin, where the chin looks like the hole instead of the crack.
 

Not a bag. Look the guy is doing nothing douchy and the nerds who are commenting while their hands are still crusted with lube need to relax. The only gay thing here is his necklace, I think that is not enough contraband to classify one as a douche.
 

@ Stonebag: Um, yeah... Easter Island called, and, uh... well, I didn't catch the whole thing, but apparently you have something of theirs. Something about a head.
 

@ scrotebob - Also plays PS2 while slamming beer the whole time.

Were you watching me last night?? Oh, wait...that wasn't beer...River King is more fun when you're hammered; otherwise it's just a boring-ass game.

This guy is treading an incredibly thin line between normalcy and complete, overblown ass-o-holism.
 

@itky

It's just English, do you speak it motherfucker?
 

he decided to leave the kobe jersey and the sideways cap at home and "tone it down" a bit.....
 

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whoever says he's not a douche:

single hoop earring on a white guy = douchebag or pirate