Is it doggie-'baggin week or something? I swear if I see another douchebag busting a doggie-'bag move on a compliant, willing hott....I'm gonna write another limerick...right after I puke.
 

Way out in the outback down under
A douchebag committed a blunder
He forgot to tell Bree
That he had Herpes III
Two weeks later, the itch made her wonder
 

I love how he is filming or taking a pic of it with his phone. Awesome! Is that a first on HCwDB? This could be the new white belt!
 

That whole place is filled with douchebags and douchettes.
 

so THIS is Xanadu.
 

The hotness of that Sheila is muted by the fatty in blue/black over her shoulder. She's a giant bruise to eyesight.
 

Same two people as before. Just a different angle, and no nip slip this time.

BOOOORRRRIINNNGG!

We're not going to get duplicates in the coffee table book, are we?
 

Ok, ok, I totally want to make fun of this couple, I really do, but has anyone gotten a load of the chick in the glasses far left? Potential hottie but WORST OUTFIT EVER! That is the exact same outfit my grandma wears when she goes power walking. Jesus! I thought only French Canadians wore stuff like that. Say it ain't so, Australia!

And oh yeah. If MC Hammer were Scottish, he'd wear those pants. Aye, laddie! Can't touch this!
 

@heino

Repeat pics, they cause no strife,

If you give a rats ball, you might need a life.

With this bag/hot you are mistaken...
Perhaps its the douche for which you are ache'n
 

Violet Odegard in the blue...which way to the juicing room?
 

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Tennis ball tits 2. I still say tranny but at least the outfits are improving! I mean hell if you're going to reach up a skirt and find a sausage it should at least be a mini skirt.
 

Get off yer high horses; y'all'd do 'er in a heart beat. I did.
 

She is gorgeous. Trampy but gorgeous. I think the bathing suit is a push-up. Thus, creating the tennis ball effect.

Dita Von Douche
 

It's only February, yet we already have a winner in the 2008 Douchies for douchiest new douche maneuver (taking a picture on a cell phone of a chick while you attempt to doggie bag her). I'd like to set his hair and mandana on fire.
 

@ Douche Vader:
methinks that would be "Cannae touch this innit"
 

BINDI IRWIN: Behold your future.
 

I like the the girl on the left with the clothes her grandma bought her back in '92 and the play calling chart on her wrist.

Hut Hut!
 

aging liberal hippie and other asshole that wrote about her have a point.

I'd outback her steakhouse and make her an omelet of the finest duck-billed platypus eggs just so I could lick her cleaned plate.
 

It kills me when hotts stick around for more than one pic with scrotes. Ruins the whole mental image of them ripping the scrotes'...well...scrotes off for being a douche in the first pic.
 

i like getting more looks at the scrote and hot combo...particularly if the hott is as fine as this one...robin crosby bag gas elevated his game here quite a bit...its funny that the pic gives the impression that everyone cleared the vacinity as the pics were taken...

chick on the left is sub-hott and her gabrielle sabatini collection tennis clothes were deeply discounted at the tretorn outlet store equivalent in australia

*note* girlfriend helped with tretorn reference
 

You see what happens when we do nuclear testing there? Everyone turns into a douche. She will have the cream of sumyung guy.
 

Mcdouche... is that you, poppa?
 

"That's not a 'bag, this is a 'bag"!

Crocodile Dundouche.

Despide her bleeth-like tendancies, I'd still deposit nut-butter in her turd-cutter.
I thought white sunglass frames were for chicks who work temp jobs and drive Miatas? Am I that out of the loop?
 

@Douche Vader

It's just the crazy chicks that wear shit like that. They are plenty of fish in the sea.