I spy nipplage slippage.

Too bad she's wearing those shorts or there'd be moose knuckle slippage too.

As for the 'bag, whadda ya want from a country full of criminal descendants.
 

One thing I've learned from this site: Never go to Austalia.
 

"Watch me sheila smoke a cig with her vag!"
 

HOLY NIP SLIP!!!
 

"Oi! Dingos ate moy areolas!"
 

Nice nip view
 

I think I'm going to have to wear a giant mandana and have blonde dreads from now on. I must have that poon, and if that means defecting to the douche side, then by God, I will!
 

Wake up from an alcohol induced coma covered in vomit, login from a 386 to get my fix and I gotta come home to this. Fucking great! This is as bad as it gets folks, as bad as it motherfuckin gets. This is like catching your parents in the act bad, it's like spotting Grandma's cameltoe and not being able to look away bad. Dude is that your hair or did you grab the nearest dirty mop and afix it to your head with that mandanna? And what in the hell is wrong with Polynesian Pollyanna's tits? I guess silicon was too expensive so you opted for tennis balls instead. I'm gonna see those fuckers in my dreams tonight and wish I was dreaming about granny's cooter.
 

What's the douche to non-douche ratio in Australia? My guess is less than it is in America, but with the metric system I don't know if we can really compare.
 

Yes,nice nipslip. But those veins on her forehead spell wicked amphetamine useage. Chicky's blood pressure is sky-high right now, if she took those sunglasses off you'd see some major insanity in those eyes.

That lucky Ozzie bastard.
 

That's one of the gayest douche-faces I've ever seen on this site.
 

I felt a profound sickness when I saw this choad from Oceania. So severe were my stomach spasms that a just spray painted my toilet bowl with the force of a can Rustoleum that has been heated in an Arizona garage for the entire summer.

However, I digress. Ill take 2 scoops of that Polynesian snack and construct a bamboo raft and set sail on the ocean of pleasure.

Kon-Tiki style.

Eagerly awaiting dread lock douche's death.
 

I would let her dingo eat my baby...the slobbering bald baby that lives in my pants
 

Holy Crikey...we've spotted a live douchebag...
 

man its robin crosby from ratt reincarnated into vanilla ice's gangsta comeback aesthetic...yeah the sweet sadness of a bleeth who would leave the house dressed like that being wasted on a scrote like that...how can you not put down the cigarette to take a freaking picture...i bet its a menthol, he got bracelet with kool credits
 

Wow, banners of heraldry lazily fluttering overhead? Doth the Douche forget his (under) armour?

I can't take my eyes off the trainwreck in the background in vaccuum packed jorts with the fleur-du-douche stuck in his waistband. Is that loser serious? Is that a shirt or a boomerang sheath?

Alas, the eau d'Bleeth is unmistakable, although she sure puts the penal in penal colony.

As for the Douche, the black "Live Wrong" bracelet says it all. Smarten up, chief. Douche, dumb and dreaded is no way to go through life, son.

Chaz Von Steezledouche
 

ah, the aussie's... land of folk with great fashion sense sorta like the city of Oz... we need to take mango mop here to the salon of the cowardly lion...."snip-snip here, snip-snip there & don't forget his balls. that's how we prevent douche reproduction in the merry old land of Oz"
 

Oh man, I was at the St Kilda Festival last week (Melbourne's home of douche), wishing I had a camera while at the same time being somewhat glad that I didn't.

They're quarantined to certain places, however. Our previous PM was very clear - "We will decide who douches here, and the circumstances in which they bleeth".
 

You can see that woman's breasts.
 

Shhhhh...

Boobies.

Two of them.

Careful -- looks like they're ready to attack.
 

Anyone that would pay that much for plastic to be injected into themselves to hang out with shit slurping asshats like this fine example of de-evolution is a disgrace to humanity. She deserves to be fucked up the ass with his 2 inch chode monster.
 

Hey, check out the meat curtains on this chick:

http://www.blahblahblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/beefcurtains.jpg
 

the most offensive thing in this picture is that dude in the background wearing ridiculously tight white denim shorts.

tan hottie is delicious. i would cover her naughties with vegemite and throw my shrimp on the barbee. and by shrimp, i mean testicles, and by barbee, i mean chin.
 

Peekaboo.
 

Boobs by Saline
 

she's got the jack

& he's a wanker!
 

Do these girls even pay attention to who's next to them? I'm wondering how much douchebaggery these days originates truly with the ladies? If they are willing to let guys get away with these atrocities, are guys then wrong to take the implied invitation to douche?
 

I wouldn't be so sure to call them critters plastic. But one thing for certain is that that is in fact a real areola peeking out at us.
There is also a very tall ugly tit behind her. He is ugly. Did I mention he is ugly?
These two fuckin wankers are the cheeseballs of cheese. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that shit. And I have no shame.
 

If a dude ever held a cigarette that close to me I would punch him in the balls. Well, if he was as tall as this asshat I would. Because it would piss me off. Then I would take that cigarette and put it out in one of his nostrils. Well, not really but I would be seriously tempted.

I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I really hate douchebags.
 

how did cheech here nab this hottie? Was she really wooed by his collection of cooler ranch doritos, aqua teen dvds, and empty beer bottle collection on a shelf over his bed?
 

At least one of them pees red-streaked cottage cheese
 

Nice Road Warrior reference

~rmp
 

Tell her doctor he did a bad job.
 

when i see this hawt (and I look at her at every possible opportunity), all I can think of is... pumpkin pie.
 

No surprises here. Considering this picture was taken in the same place the British sent their criminally insane, I would say it looks about right.I would eat her poo poo platter any day.
 

careful there mate, don't burn da boobies!
 

Quartasian hot will love Willem Dafoe-with- dreadlocks-douche for long time.

Everyone in this picture is dressed like some Australian's nightmare.
 

She's got a serrated edge that she moves back and forth.
It's such a simple machine she doesn't have to use force.
When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray in a ziploc 'Bag... in the freezer.

She doesn't care whether or not he lives on an island.
She doesn't care just as long as his shit doesn't stink.
She doesn't care whether or not he lives on an island.

They laugh, they make money.
He's got a rubber bracelet; She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
that bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

Snap.