...that little pink psuedo gangsta midget!
 

So much going on here; damn you DB1.

Well, this dude is the polar opposite of Crusty's girl below; the mandana must hide the surgery scar where they partially decapitated his upper skull plate. He looks like a cross between Uncle Fester, Curly and a broke-ass Billy Corgan. You, "sir', are no Pumpy. I dub thee Lumpy.

She is a wholesome girl. Well, in the sense that she lets this SPED student "hold some" of her dairy domes. I dub thee "Debby Hairy".

Pink Belt is the new White Belt. It's over; the tourists have won just like George W. Cheney warned.

p.s.

1985 called, it wants its Texas Instruments calculator watch bag. You fucken clown shoe.
 

That girl has some large breasts.
 

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"The Sunday Grenade Tosser". Well titled, DB1 - if by "grenade" you meant "salad".

By the looks of the background, they're playing Titty-Chess. He's checking her mate.
 

this is why the terrosits hate us
 

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I would give up sarcasm to wallow in those mellons...however, shame on all you douches who make fun of Corky here. This young man is obviously happy to be doin his thing but is also obviously a short bus rider. He just didn't have a cool sister to warn him about the travesty of the mandana. In defense of his actions, I doubt Zebra Pink can feel his left hand.

Or, possibly, Corky is a full on dyke. That would explain a lot... the watch, the tie, the mandana, & the 'Bag Grope. DB1, I say you put this to a community vote: Bull Dyke or Downs Syndrome?
 

therei s a ghost in my anuss
 

bcs, she hates your fockin guts... but that was some funny shit!
 

BCS:

I have a question about braxto.com: How did you score FLYTEEHT as your illustrator?

That's some funny shit, man. I loved the "pwned" bubble during the bitch-out/recording frame.

You should mirror this site in that format.
 

This hottie clearly had some weight issues as a youngster, then after adolescence decided she would be better off without it. Hence the residual cheeks and fantastic boobs. I am salivating all over myself right now.

that vile emo death grip.....oh man
 

@DS - "Broke-ass Billy Corgan." Amazing.

Anyone else notice this little window-licker, on top of loving pink and watches you could land a helicopter on, also has BLACK FUCKIN NAIL POLISH.

What the fuck is wrong with this world? This makes me want to drown a bag of puppies. She is take-upstairs-to-meet-mom-wholesome-hot with a tinge of hourly rate. I would work as towel guy on the set of the porn Bea Arthur and Pfah are making, sans gloves or blinders, just to get the chance to lick this turd burglar's palm next week.

As for the background, I think it is some sort of Ghost Nipple containment unit, like in Ghostbusters. Let's just pray to Jeebus that the electrical service panel that controls it in the photo below isn't turned off by Mrs. Peanut when Crusty tells her to shut it down.

All Nipple will break loose and I don't know who we're gonna call.
 

michael j. fox? really?
 

This is what they make you wear in hell.
I wish there was in fact fire in flamingo-pink jelly-belt's hole.
 

what we have here is boyish, bull dyke & "her" luscious lipstick lesbo squishy doll... what I wouldn't do to give her some man thrill twixt her meat curtains!
 

I...I...I'm speechless. The level of wrongness is simply beyond quantification:

1. Male or Female pink grenade shirt wearer? Smooth skin, no Adam's apple, smooth arms.
2. 1985 watch - nice one, DS
3. Black and Pink Mandanna.
4. Pink shirt with black tie.
5. Pink belt.
6. Black finger nail polish on ALL NAILS Pat/Chris.
7. She actually looks somewhat normal, not overly bleethed.
8. She has HUUUUGE Tracks o' Land.
9. The shirt grenade isn't real so a nearby observer can't put a quick end to this travesty.
10. The molester is a midget, 5'6" tops.

Her wrist bracelets say something army. I'm too lazy to open in a photo editor to zoom in. What army is she in? It's much different then one I served in, I can tell ya that.

Great boobs. Magnificent boobs. Spectacular, overflowing handful boobs. Groping midget. Sigh.

It's a damn good thing I went to the liquor store yesterday.

GODDAMMIT!!!

wanders away shaking head in baffled disgust
 

Wow, the re-emergence of the Sipowicz: the short sleeve shirt with tie. The angst of Androgeny is in sharp contrast with the glee of first touch. I can only imagine what the "F" on Andro's tie stands for. Fag? Fags?? Faggotry??? Andro is a modern day version of the hunchback greek who sold out King Leonidas in 300.

Hott needs to pull the pin. KABOOM.

Chaz Von Steezlebagg
 

what sticks in my craw is the wrap around control of the right hand...is that shim is shocked to be getting this far and needed to secure the escape route befor the frontal offensive...on the other hand its not like this hott hasn't been groped like this 1000 times in the last 24 months and look at the unadulterated bliss shims bunt single has brought shim...the pink and black theme night mean this was a charity event and bleeth may have caught the spirit...i bet shim was picked off first as soon as the camera clicked
 

I would just like to say thank you, Douchebag1. If they gave out a Pullitzer for Internet pwning, it would go to you. I never miss a bag.

Licks,
TheBunny
 

her confident look tells that she was paid to do a turn about on him.
She's probably a fetish escort.
 

Yea he's gay and he's still gotta pay
 

Shame on this douche for taking advantage of Tara Reid's sister.
 

*jaw goes slack*

*feels 23 IQ points giving up*

*feels entire bag of recently-consumed PopSecret rising in back of throat*

*fights urge to climb into clothes dryer with a gallon of mayonaise and a deranged porcupine*

*tearfully wonders why DB1 hasn't posted new pics of Purg*

*thought of Purg causes a choir of big-breasted angels to suddenly appear overhead, singing "Bang a Gong" and tossing rose petals, flavored condoms, and traveler-sized bottles of 'Train*

*world is much better place now...*
 

Many learned men have hypothesized that pink shirts burn relatively faster than shirts of other colors...I would like to test that theory on Carlos Bagderama here (only soccer fans will understand this reference)
 

Love the $8 watch from Advanced Auto.
 

What is this trollish pink pile? And who is this big headed chest ham with the poor decision making mechanisms? People like this actually exist. Ok you know what, forget the rebate check and just kill this scrote. We can call it even.
 

Can we take this droid out and beat him senseless?
 

I'd love to shove him in a wood chipper, a la Fargo.
 

Thanks DB1 for fucking up my long weekend with this picture of androgynous poop groping pink hotts milk bags. I'm thirsty now for some reason...strawberry milk sounds awful good...
 

Her pose is reminiscent of Soviet Era propaganda posters.

I would love to suppress her Chechnyan Rebels.

Pinky McImperialist-Dog needs to go straight to the Gulag.
 

Look at the dwarfs face, It looks like he has never toughed a boob before and he has black finger nails. Her face makes you think she is about to run away screaming and about to burn her clothes. Her posture says it all. She was paid to let him touch those nice round pillows.
 

ugh, i already didn't feel too good this morning, now i think i just might barf.
 

What was that SCOTUS opinion? "You can't define obscenity, but you know it when you see it".

Well, I've seen it here.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Why, sweet Jesus....why does she smile while that guy is doing that to her?????
 

Thanks for this one. I used to wonder why people go into a room full of people and start shooting, but now I know why. They have seen this crap and realize that no one should have to live in a world where this can happen.

I'm about to turn green and bust outa my shirt.
 

"You put the hyper-masculine boob-grabber Pumpy and this androgynous midget boob-grabber on the same site? What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"

"I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir."

"The what?"

"The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir."
 

To be groping a huge tit of this Jamie Lynn Spears hott, this big chubby little turd must be in a band. That would explain all the "punk rock" pink, black nails and stupid earring.

HE must be the lead singer. There's no way this little fella could reach all the drums in the set or hold the weight of a Fender.
 

Is this a Something Awful douchebag? Something Awful logo on a pink shirt? Total douchebaggery!
 

Roses are red,
Douchebag is pink.
But the smell of a rose
Would not cover this stink.