mmmmm....there's something missing here.

I have it! He needs a tie clip. Let's use the Hatori Honzo sword that Uma used in Kill Bill. That oughta keep it in place.
 

Why don't the ladies ever dress like that?
 

I am willing to bet that Obi Douche Kenobi thinks that this is how you are supposed to dress for a job interview, which is why this bag has no job. He actually makes things a lot easier by providing all of the non-douches with something to hang his sorry ass with. I like how the guys in the background are totally trying not to be associated with him..as if to say, "Let's get something perfectly clear...we did not come with this douche behind us"
 

that coy neck turn 1 degree from confused dog is what stands out most in his d.a.t douche ass truth
its like he wants to look thoughtful amidst ripping off his shirt and screaming "its my turn to be the asshole" posing drink in hand was cool in the late 70s...it became cliche and vanished for everyone not eternally fixated on their older brother's penthouse magazines that he dutifully unstuck the pages of to actually read the articles....this bag still believes tom wopat parties with harvey's bristol cream and martini and rossi...
 

If you hadn't showed up looking like Avril Levigne's little brother, you wouldn't have ended up having your little sisters carry you home with your ass-remnants in a cup.
That must have hurt.
 

Fratdouche:

Go bang the pig, learn the greek alphabet, and start your new hobby of thinking of creative nicknames for sororitys. Then take a long walk off a short pier. Thanks.

Respectfully,

Danny Noonan
 

Newman:

I don't know about you, but I'd pay big dollars to party with Tom Wopat. Throw in Heather Thomas, Adrian Zmed, Erik Estrada, and Cheryl Ladd and I might be overcome by emotion.

Now if we could just get Bea Arthur to attend our party...
 

i'd love to beat this turd within an inch of his life and tie him to a fence with that fucking necktie in the middle of nowhere matthew shepard style
 

Ahhhhh Douchebags.
100% Scrote.
0% Taste.
 

HA! I bet this gopher starts every sentence with "..uhh.." and ends with "...so yeah.." whilst squinting and appearing to be thinking hard. You acll that a neck tie? I'll get my pen knife and give you a columbian neck tie.
 

lei...

uh oh, i hope pfah doesn't read this thread of comments...
 

danny sure bring em all...i hear mackenzie phillips is a lifer at whispering meadows substance abuse
recovery community but we can spring her and we can bring mayim bialik, erin moran and whats a party without beth howland
(vera from alice)
 

Ralph Macchidouche
 

IRON LAW OF DOUCHE DRESS CODE:

1. Thou shalt not wear shirts indoors.

2. Thou shalt wear pants on the beach.

3. Thou shalt don sunglasses only in dark places

4. White belt? AWESOME!!!
 

tie fighter--lolz
 

His face says "Come to Vincent...".

I would like to, with an old school metal trash can.
 

Ummm, FYI -

TIE stands for "Twin Ion Engine", not "tie" like you wear. Duh-huh.

This site is worse than a bunch of damn Trekkies. GEEKS!
 

i know this douche. he is the pinnacle of douchiness. he doesnt really have friends. kind of that guy. gets shut down by girls constantly and has a huge identity crisis. i dislike everything about him. his name is julian T.
 

Man... lol
Seriously, I can't say I would really mind interviewing a man who is dressed like that.
I find this guy funny. Like a clown, he amuses me.