Wednesday, February 20, 2008

 

Tiki Wiki


Add army cargo pants to the "white belt" category of emerging 2008 douchal trends.

And yes, I see you, perky Lithuanian Princess in the white hat. You've been on the site before. But each time I want to tickle your inner thigh with a tiny ostrich feather and a satchel of licorice.

I also see you brought your friend with the belly button star-tatt. Kendra. The one majoring in "hair styling" over at Florida State.

You can bring her, too.

Just flush the muscle turds down the sink first.

Comments:
We need coordinates to commence fire bombing.
 
I don't think that's a belly tatt; I think her pubes are fleeing the viral hot zone.

It looks like they're having a mudhorn contest.
 
Nice viral hot zone Darksock.

I believe this is a squad of the Super Douche who have responded to the Masingill Signal and arrived to quelch an outbreak of the anti-Bleethism virus. They are surely warriors for all that is scrote and I applaud these Bleethettes for volunteering to support these heros.

May you all come home safely to a parade of handsignals & bodyspray. An '82 Camaro and white belt for all who serve! Let the Jesus bling line the streets! Hoorah!
 
The oil quotient in this shot is on par with the grease trap on the griddle at the Eat Wheel Inn. Girl on the right seems to be pregnant. Let's try to keep the pregos off the site.

Did I miss something? I thought it was wednesday. Did DB1 change the creative rythm without my knowledge?
 
the guy in the black hat has a myspace site....king douchebag.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=205149597
 
The broad at the front right has a bigger waistline than I do, and I'm a meat eating, beer swilling glutton from Texas!
 
I still want to beat her kissy lips with my penis repeatedly until my hot glue gun permanently seals one of her nostrils shut.

Miami beach? Nuff said.

Only two kinds of people come from Miami beach, gay and hispanic and black hat doesn't look like he jumped any border fences recently so that kinda narrows it down doesn't it? My guess is that he uses that fauxhawk sorta like reigns when exploring tribal tatt charlie's chocolate factory.
 
black hat is probably not gay, just living in miami spending daddy's money and taking pictures with every fake pair of tits north of Joe's Crab Shack.
 
@danny, I guess we'll just have to write them for every post today. Here goes....

One day on the Isle of Aruba
Three bleeths and two 'bags went to scuba
They went out on a boat
With that kid van der Sloot
They washed up on the west beach of Cuba
 
Damn... lose the cap and the white belt and the guy on the left is fuckin smokin. I can't really see anything else in this pic right now. Ask me later.
 
Nothing says DB more than faggy tribal tats and a cuban hat. I guess the ball sack marks on the chin and the nut on their lips says it too.
 
Ahhh big sports bra boobs. Sweet
 
the decroded douche tats are the worst they signal a commitment to lifestyle that while admirable in a
onlympic athlete in all those sports no one cares about, signal in bag/bleethdom a depressing self actualizing permadouche...
worst is cutie blonde bleeth my mast went up and down faster than armflab on a bandgeek giving vogorous bus head.
that belly tat is like painting blow job lips on the mona lisa funny but also a travesty...she has all the elements i look for in a cute blonde type even the sassy hip check/head turn coyish come and get it attitude...
someone show me a single example of that tat location that looks good on a bleeth...
ukranian double sports bra could be cute but the debris already in her 5 hole could double as a creatine shake for all the excess proteins in the baby formula of her tyical partners.
 
Shouldertatbags will soon be cranky,
Hots have judged them much to stanky,

cheap bling and shades
mean buttbutter blades

and the goo on the end is way skanky!
 
the doucheness is overwhelming here...the tattoos, the white belt, the shades, the douchey hat...I think I had a dream like this once..but at the end the sun tanning and steroids gave everyone skin and liver cancer and they all died...I woke up very happy
 
Three idiots all have the same hat.
 
Fran Drescher on the right is clinging to the douche as if claiming him. What she doesn't realize is that sports bra (nice cans btw) is making that face because the douche has his right thumb up her ass at that moment.
 
@darksock:

Not belly tatt.

Instead, bukkake target.

Well-faded due to overuse.
 
Whats with the cokewhore in the paperboy hat? No suspenders this time? And for god's sake, why do you always have that fucked-up smile on your hagfish-like face?!?!?!?

Folks, I would seriously like to elect this...this...HARPY to the HoS under the category of hardest bleethe. There is no worse!!!
 
yark!
 
Black Hat Douche, go hit the shitter, it aint cool to shit in your pants, even in Miami.
Who let mom in the picture? Go home mom, leave the kiddiea alone.
 
Christ ... this girl again? Am I the only one here who finds this squishy faced Bleethe-bomb completely repugnant? She looks like she's trying to hold in a fart in every single picture so far. I wouldn't hit that with darksock's member.

If ever there was a case to start a fire in a crowded night club, here it is.
 
Why are the chicks as tall as the guys gentlemen!!!???
 
where da hott women at?
 
Watch you ass, DB1! There ain't no hair styling major at my school! Us is edjumakated here.

(go noles.)
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?


Hot Chicks with Douchebags Google Search: