It's a pose meant to hide her lack o' the chest, but my, oh my, that's a wonderful trunk.
 

They seem to be caught up in their own shallowness. When shown this picture they probably both responded by saying "Oh you were standing next to me?"
 

Wow. I would like to give her a Pink Sock.

No, not a Darksock...

I'm not that much of a deviant.
 

Pink or Stink (in small letters) like douche?
 

At least he's not pointing at his abs.
 

I want to slice off his chest pepperonis and force feed them to him Jigsaw style. As for her, I'd like to donkey punch those fucking retarded glasses the hell off her beautiful face whilst I doggybagged her. Man she is nice, there is no level of depravity I wouldn't visit just for the opportunity to sneak in to her closet and sniff her gym shoes.
 

looks like Bradybag saved a bunch of UPC codes from Aunt Jemima boxes and scored himself a free mandana with them.

that's quite the breathtaking heiney she's got there.

I mean, that thing's good.

I wanna be friends with it.
 

The photographer said, "Hey, Bradybag, place your right hand over your heart!"
Then the photographer took the picture, and then Bradybag fell over.
 

Holy Fuck - he's hot. Well, from the neck down anyhow. His head belongs in a trailer park. Too bad about the douche pose and paraphernalia.
 

those slogans written across the ass of women's sweats always confused me...i mean its great product placement thats where the eyeballs go when seeing a female from behind...once in south carolina i saw chicks who had 'cocks' written across their bottoms, made me stop and think after i blew a load which sucked because it was a rentalcar i was freeballin in loose shorts and as
randall points out in clerks cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
 

Sweet Shit Cutter.
 

@newmans - Must've been in Cola.
 

can't you just hear the southie accent talking all kinda smack pre superbowl and all about how great the baseball team is and how the nba is better now that the celtics are competitive....wouldn't you have liked to have been there when brady was getting beaten like a transvestite hooker after a date with jimmy swaggert...and when he sobs like a fat chick on dr phil...
you take his bleeth in the back room and teach her pink from brown
 

@newmans

Maybe it's because I'm a bad person, but I giggled like a school girl when Brady got sacked left and right. And giggled even more when they lost. Or maybe it's because the city of Boston already had the victory parade planned a week before hand. Or maybe it was because you could go to Amazon and pre-order a book by the Boston Globe that was to be titled "19-0: The Unbeatable Patriots." (Seriously. Although it's since been canceled. Or perhaps replace by "18-1: How the Patriots Couldn't Bring It Home, so Nobody Cares Anymore.") Or maybe it was because now that I live in Boston, I had to hear mouth-breathers talking endless smack about how the Giants and NYC in general (which is my former home) sucked and shouldn't even show up. But I enjoyed watching them being punished for their hubris.
 

Brahs, I just got hooked up with this like totally awesome weed. Yo this mandanna makes me look like totally nineteen, Brah. I've been like skiing so much that like Brah my hands are killing me Brah. I bet we can score some sweet wine coolers for these bitches if we tow that old dude around some. Late, Brah.
 

Is that forearm thing for extreme circle jerk sessions?
 

@Mr. White..............I really hated the Pats with a passion. If there were ever a pack of douchebags on one team, that was them. I mean from the owner down to the groundskeeper, friggin douchebags. I can name about 5 off hand right now.

Brady........Douche
Harrison.........Douche
Seau......Douche
Gaffeny.......Douche
Cheating ass coach.........douche

Moss and A. Thomas were the coolest ones. I liked Maroney too. T.O. is a nobody compared to the douchosity going on in Beantown.

Those cheating bastards got what they deserved, and the league is protecting them.
 

Rrrrrico...

...Suave.
 

mr white...
a thousand condolences for being amongst the enemy corn...they are sports wise a group of people so self obsessed and unduly arrogant as to actually rival the univeristy of arkansas in their delusions...i too have hated the pats at least since 04 when their fans complained that steeler fans did not stay after the game(11 degrees and windy mind you) for their on field trophy presentation...the same thing could have been done in the locker room as the steelers opted for in denver, but the patriots as a fanbase and as a team never resist being the biggest douchebags possible while calling everyone else classless.
but you gotta love a female asscurve that starts at the small of the back and smooothly peaks on the gluteus proper and then neatly tucks under we assume shapely upper hamstrings, its as perfect a line as the front fenders of a corvette stingray
 

he shorts say TINK (as in tinkerbell), not PINK.
 

All douche aside...only queers wear white chinos..in fact, bouncers in some clubs can legally kill you if you sport such gay attire
 

White pants=douche. period. not to mention the fact that gravity somehow decided to let them stay on his waxed self. damn, but she's hot as hell though.
 

This is the type of douche that hangs out with a group of other douches in the Taco Bell parking lot, gets drunk and starts shit with people to impress his cock-gobbling girlfriend and his closet ass-slamming buddies (not to mention his confused over-inflated ego). What a unbelievable ball bag this guy is. Supreme douche.
 

I love the REAL Tom Brady. He is mad hottness!
 

@ newmans - those slogans written across the ass of women's sweats always confused me...i mean its great product placement thats where the eyeballs go when seeing a female from behind...

I think it's so they have an excuse to slap guys (or gals, if that's your kinda thing) when said persons are caught staring at the slogan/word...