kim Cattrall must REALLY love lemon meringue pies. With a touch of water and vinegar.

She has the world's biggest strap-on (note the shoulder harness) and she's giving him a Franklin Mint (aka a Kansas Kolostomy).
 

Holy shit! The Heat Miser and Kevin Bacon had a love child!
 

While in the background Frances Flapalot conducts the London Phildouchmonic Orchestra
 

God damn.
If it isn't syndrome from The Incredibles. Looks like he found himself a tranny.
Sweet!
 

I've captured me a douche and I'm never letting go. Never! Never! Never!
 

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Nicole Sullivan looks rough since she quit MadTV. So does that chick in the black shirt.
 

she looks familiar, i think she was on the site before. the douche is new to me though
 

Jamie Kennedy combs his hair with a jet engine intake. Next time he does it he should get a little "push" as payback for "Son of The Mask".
 

I am sorry but the real winner is the chick on the right...look at the size of those fuckin arms!! She needs to lay off the douche juice. But the best is that she is wearing shades in a dark room and a fuckin gay bracelet and throwing up gay hand gestures. All she needs is a white belt and oversized watch and she could be an honorary douche on planet Gabehcuod. Lastly, I see half of a profile of a douche in between turkeyneck arms and torch head. Perhaps the doucheness from the bag to her left infected her and caused her to become Riva Bagentire or Douche Stefani.
 

That is some seriously tight, shiny skin. If Torch's hott has one more facelift she's gonna end up with a goatee.
 

douche is mostly john voigt midnight cowboy with a bit of will farrell and a hairstyle that says white-don-king...choke hug bleeth is obviously a desperate fruit fly and the 6 2 blonde airing pits is a drag queen named zsa zsa gahore on weeknights for the older crowd and Devoida Stiles to the young working gays
 

Fire Douche looks like a cross between Guile from Street Fighter and Gary Busey's cracked out kid, only much much gayer. Also, does this guy think he is a Spaniard? What's with the Matador shirt? I am starting to see more and more bags drinking bud lights in those new queer silver bottles...I guess if you are an up and coming douche you have to settle for this until that 7 second acting gig comes through and you are able to splurge on Douche attire...Be aware: these new bud bottles are being added to the arsenal of bag soldiers everywhere
 

I would like to light him on fire. I would like to deport her to Chad.
 

Chad was my college roommate; he would be so stoked about that.
 

@ Baron V.G. -

two more facelifts and she'll have a Gene Shalit mustache and a Kirk Douglas dimple on her chin.
 

who let Gary Busey out of rehab...AGAIN?! or did he just say 'no, no, no"?
 

Hellboy and Keith Flint decided to have a child. How sweet. Now kill it.
 

But seriously I do like his enthusiasm. I wonder if his tongue would snap back into his head like roller shades if I pulled on it.
 

Will somebody please smack this bitch up?
 

Woah! Facelift and botox much?
 

He looks like the guy who did the Slim Jim commercials...

...and I don't mean that in a good way.
 

Looks like he's saying "suck on my little finger and you'll have no problem with my penis."
 

"Holy shit! The Heat Miser and Kevin Bacon had a love child!"

Good one BCS! I had just taken a drink of my cocktail when I read your comment; you made me do a spit take all over my keyboard!
 

Esteemed transsexual porn star Gia Darling has found herself a friend! And gave him the ol' "something about Mary" douche-mousse.




How many of you googled Gia Darling? Uncanny resemblance, huh? (Not that there's anything wrong with that).
 

HOLY SHIT, SUPER SAYIAN LEVEL 3 DOUCHE!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
 

not even close to Gia Darling...
well maybe a scrap but thats it
 

Looks kind of like Kim Catrell