Tosser's two photos today go way beyond wrongness. He's either hung like a donkey, or has a gargantuan trust fund.

Nice trophy rack on ASU dorn resident....
 

His rubber wristbands infer that he's a party of some army. I couldn't read it completely because his tiny physique meant they had to special order tiny bracelets for his infant wrists.
 

i recognize this kid.

he guards a bridge along the I-95 corridor right before you get into D.C.

you have to answer 3 questions before he'll let you pass. if you miss one, he sprays Chanel No. 5 on you.
 

ya know the more i see of this bag the harder it is to hate...he seems to be somewhat aware of how ridiculous it is that this chick has acknowledged his existence...plus he is walking the thin line of parody...he is mocking everyone looking at this pic and saying thats just not right...
 

Ya know, I always said that I wouldn't make fun of people with tiny little heads on their slightly larger than normal bodies. I mean, how would YOU like it if, during your travels through South America, you accidentally pissed off a witch doctor who then sprinkled some shit on your noggin, and from then on everyone you met gave you a hard time about it?
That said, fuck tiny mellon here. Pink shirt, black nails, matching pink and black mandana, matching wrist and arm bands? No wonder that witch doctor shrunk your noggin...he was aiming for your whole body, trying to reduce your entirely so the world has less of you to deal with, but missed (he was out late on a bender drinking fermented mango with lizard juice sidecars, and that kinda thing happens when you try to cast spells on a Monday morning all hung over).

As for pink here, for every 5 years, add 5%. Because of the terrible phenomenon of compound interest, I think you can see why it is best to stay away from this one.
 

Oh my word. I just scrolled down and saw this douchebag's other picture. Let's add to that pink belt and (possibly) pink watch. What look are you going for here, exactly? Gay white collar 80's punk baby gangster? If so, you nailed it. He looks like he is trying to stuff his face into her ear canal. I now understand DB1's future HoS mullings. Hmmmm. Something to think about.
 

I agree with your "compounding interest" possibility, DV. I would still make many deposits and withdrawls in her financial institution. Then I would give her a load-fund that would probably not be mutual.

No, FUCK YOU, Smurf reject.
 

@douchebagski-
Deposits, sure. But withdrawls? I never figured you for a snowballer, or, worse yet, a felcher.
 

My sincere hope is that his nails are blackened from being slammed in the car door of a fleeing hottie.

But he's probably just a serial finger-raper of sickened weasels.

Pfah: I've SEEN that guy. I missed the "WHAT....is your favourite colour" question. And I smell rother good in Chanel, btw.
 

Only snowballer and/or felcher on days that end in "y."
 

This guy puts the "tard" in "retard"
 

Shit. That dude looks even more retarded head-on. And here I thought he mighta been kinda cute if he lost the terrible duds. Nothing spells class like flipping a sideways bird when you're posing with a beautiful woman. Show us your eyebrows, you tard. I want to see your full expression when someone kicks you in the nards.

I was going under the assumption that the pink was all because of a theme party. I was wrong. He is wearing a pink because he comes from a long line of douchebags. He is the seventh douchebag son of a seventh douchebag son.
Platinum Blonde wouldn't be caught dead wearing that shit.
 

He reminds me of the turtle from Over the Hedge.
 

I said this yesterday and I believe it bears repeating after today's travesty:

"GODDAMMIT!!!"

shuffles away mumbling wearing stained ragged bathrobe and only one slipper
 

he reminds me of the turtle from Fat Bastard's arse
 

She used to be a he and he used to be a she. Now it make sense.
 

It's like they know they're going to get on this site, so they pose like that. This guy is a massive tool. I mean who other than chicks paint their nails and wear pink shirts with ties????? Uh oh...... The chick is smokin hot though. I would rub sauerkraut on her grandmothers bunions to get to move that little piece of hair from her eyes........ And this jagoff does a boob grab?
 

Der Schwachsinnige

Sometimes the Euros do get it right. As in Der Schwachsinnige. In American, imbecile....

In German, Der Schwachsinnige....

"a person having mental age of 3 to 7 years, and being generally capable of some degree of communication, while requiring supervision in the performance of simple tasks"...

Like latching on to ample Hogans
 

ok, so she's a soroity girl who lost a bet (who can loose 5 lbs from their can fastest) & had to bring a short bus tard to the suarez

or they are having a "bring a loser & get publicly groped" contest where the winner gets a pnuematic rabbit (for those special alone moments)

only explanations possible for this short fat head trauma troll to be in the company of big lung blondie hott...

... god & DB1 hates us!
 

is it possible that this hotty was merely a volunteer at some cerebral palsy charity event?
 

"Well hellz yeah I can getchoo into the movies, bayBEEEE. Wallace Shawn is all like my uncle an' shit. I roll wit Armin Shimerman, yo. Schmeckel's inna hooooouse!"
 

@creature-
I owe you one for the visual of "pneumatic rabbit." Muchos danka.
 

Tosser's digits, hands and arms are chicklike. Freekishly short and squatty next to Pinky McFakeBoobs. Definite Bull Dyke in the first stage of FTM change. (Female to Male, you fucktards). Hasn't had any operations or testosterone injections yet, as It is still hairless. The first stage of FTM is a year of "living life as a man." Can't wait to get those boobs chopped off! Just to make you Cellar Dwellers even more depressed and suicidal, Pinky Hott hates boys and lets The Tosser munch on her plush, two-ply carpeting.
 

OMG, this one is in the running for something big!

She is transcendant hot.

The extent of his manifested douchiness is unreal. Giant mandana, wristbands that say "something Army" on them, the black fingernails, the barely hidden black armband thingy, and the whole pink and black ensemble.

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I say props to the make a wish foundation...who said it was only for kids? First they spring for some old nut sack to fill his chemo recovery time with the best Thai trannies with blue eyes that money can buy, and now they got this terminally ill, late 3rd Trimester abortion survivor (I think you can see the coat hanger scratches on his noggin)a color coordinated play date...shit if I was in the final stages of cancer I would partake in those sweet puffs of gossimer dreams.
 

FYI to the Tosser... you have taken many extortionately expensive workshops on "pickup technique", "peacocking" and being an "alpha male", yet you still drink with a straw. Copying the black nailpolish is so df derivative it makes you zero.

Pink, you are at the peak of perfection, full and luscious. I sing you the Urdu love-poems that are subliminally broadcast at the end of every CNN half-hour. We will try every maneuver in the undocumented F-22 flight manual. I shall motorboat you forever... or for the next two years till metabolism and gravity notice you again.
 

You know, I'm going to give homeslice here a pass. I'm guessing he's wearing pink because it's a breast cancer awareness party (notice the guy over her shoulder also has on a pink armband). So maybe he's a socially conscious douche?

Also, as more proof, in the previous picture he was giving her a mammogram, and I believe his wristband says "Asthmatic Army", so he's rocking it not only for breast cancer, but also asthma awareness. So he gets a pass, assuming I can convince myself any of that is true.
 

Jesus, as if his first appearance wasn't enough...there's so much wrong here. This guy is transforming douchosity. Into what, I don't know, but I don't like it.

@DB1 - I did enroll in summer classes at Arizona State, but it was before iPods...back then I would have, I mean did, try to sneak a glance of nip slip or ass cheek at the rec center pool...that did it for me...

She's hot...
 

"you can see the coat hanger scratches on his noggin"

So harsh, so sweet.
 

inner side boob?
 

That is not a guy, he/she looks like the classic dike, look closer. The baggy clothes, the hair, the baby face, she probably has a pickup full of softball equipment. That is not a dude, it's a girl.
 

This is a tranny society plot... notice the angle of the swizzle stick and the extended single finger peace sign... they form a rapcious vertogram. This when coupled with the acute and shortened index finger imply the secet code of the Trannies. "His" small hands, diminutive stature, general androgeny, and lack of an Adam's Apple (see previous foto) clearly indicate post-op, pre-hormonal tranny. "She," though, is a pre-op dude. Notice te heavy shoulders, strong jaw, over-the-top makiage. "Her" hands are bigger than "his." "She" looks like she could bench press "him." "He" has that world-hating bull dyke demeanor that confirms my theory.

Or, Corky is out with his cousin.
 

What is wrong with some women?
Honestly, look at this douche and then look at this hot and ask, what? Huh?
 

This kid is killing me, what a little midget dork! But let's be positive, don't you just love girls like Pink that still have all that baby fat?
 

Maybe she feels sorry for him. Maybe he has a great personality. Maybe they grew up together and she remembers him before puberty when he was a sweet little boy, and so she has a special place in her heart for him. Maybe he used to be cool but then he had a horrible accident where he sustained a severe concussion and was never the same again, and she senses something is off, but is kinda in denial about it.
Or maybe she's just a skank with no self esteem.
 

This picture really encapsulates all that is wrong with women. Why are they so stupid? What possesses them to hang out with turds like this? If this douche isn't hung like a Woolly Mammoth or filthy rich, this picture doesn't make any sense and we are all now dumber for having viewed it.
 

Bobby Hill, like his Grandfather Cotten Hill before him, had his shins shot off in the war.


"The boy ain't right"
-Hank Hill
 

Seriously, what the fuck is that?
 

"OK Fester, that picture will cost you either ten bucks or a Long Island Iced tea..."
 

as andrew dice clay would say, "Fuckin midgets..."