that bikini ring is obviously made of vibranium...
 

This cum-haired douche is pointing to the general area where I'm going to blow my load.

Jesus, look at those boobs. They make me want to sit up and beg for buttermilk.
 

Wow - JoeyP and Peaches have procreated and this is the offspring. I would have thought Joey would have gone for someone more like Johnny Blaze, or maybe even the Crustacean, but I guess Peaches was the lucky recipient of Joey's "donation". So we mix 'em and get spikey-haired, A/X-shirted pointer.

What a douche.

Great boobies though.
 

Holy Boobies!! Those are spectacular, and, I bet they are perfectly real...
Notice how A/X hides the fruit in his beer...he clearly doesn't want anyone to know his full doucheness.
 

Everyone got this picture bookmarked for the 2008 Douchies? Good.
 

I would say this twat is a douche simply because we can see his face. It should be buried between those luscious honeydew ear warmers.

Brrrrritskie!
 

I would add that it appears a tad bit of nip is trying to peek-a-boo... but it could be a product of my wishful thinking.
 

this reminds me of when 9/11 happened, and everyone in lower manhattan was pointing at the towers.

oh really? i didn't notice the jumbo jet explode and the billowing black smoke in the sky. thanks for the head-up.

of course, instead of the worst american tragedy of all time, these are just tits.
 

I have to respectfully disagree on the interpretation of this point. Sadly, the reality is much more sinister than a simple redundant douche point.

As careful readers may remember, these magical rings are made of an indestructible metal that has been sought after by evil doers for centuries. A group of monks have hidden this metal, which fell from a meteor, in bikini rings. This douchebag is a turncoat, signaling the presence of the metal to those who would use it to do us harm.

Stop him. Kill him. Now.
 

hey, hasn't this douchebag been featured on the site before? his face looks familiar.

what's wrong with me? i can't believe i even noticed his face in the presence of such glorious baby-feeders. those aren't fake either.
 

Um. Uh. Yeah.











Boobies.
 

E Pluribus, Douchous

-Jonezy
 

Perhaps he is a plastic surgeon and just showing off some of his handy work.
Or, perhaps, he is offering me up those globe shaped wonderloons as ransom for his life, as you can't see me off camera with the garden spade and sling blade waving menacingly towards that hedgehog dew of his.

-Arkansas Dave
 

pfah - re: stonebag

I like it spelled that way.
heh heh... plus it got White worked up. That's always entertaining.

-johnny come douchey
 

you know you're in a classy bar when they display their License of Operation and other official papers by taping them to the wall in plastic sleeves.
 

I dub this "A Tale of Two Titties"

It was the best of times....(for this douche to be anywhere near those mamms)

It was the worst of times...(for this hot...has she noticed this douche has a 1/4 inch fuzzy dong ring adorning the entire circumfrance of his doucebag face?
 

upon closer inspection, perhaps just a double douche chin..
 

Wait... is that pussy fart donning a chin strap, a la Gay-be Lincoln?

Fuck. Now I'm pissed.
 

@johnny come douchey... yeah, no worries my friend. anything that gets mr. white worked up about his fetish is a-ok by me. like......watch this:







golden shower.
 

Phah-

When did Corbin Bernson stoop to public tongueing....? nice avatar
 

@douche bigalow.....nice. Corbin Bernson. i'll have to pass that along to the missus. my forehead is having a hostile takeover of my skull.
 

My spidey sense is tingling--somebody's discussing my preference for mellow yellow. I can feel it.
 

"In the immortal words of Caesar upon discovering his betrayal at that hands of those closest to him, 'Boobies.'"

pure genius, you've outdone yourself. jesus titty-fucking christ... is what they wouldve called him if he was still alive today and in her presence
 

She is perfection. He, however, is pickled. Look at that bloated face from the alcohol abuse. He'll be dead by age 35. Gotta love that Darwinism.
 

That's clearly an areola crescent......and he's clearly an undeserving douchebag.

Having observed that......WOW...she's pretty!
 

she: sweet smile, silky hair, skin the texture of a rose petal, and...boobie perfection. i would chew the barnacles off the Ebba Maersk for a chance to polish that bikini ring...

he: fuck owen wilsonbag...i don't think he is actually pointing. i think it's some sort of bag carpal tunnel syndrom, his fingers are stuck that way forevermore...



and just a question, cause i'm kinda new to the site...

is smiling in a photograph illegal these days? or is it some kind of "i'm too cool for you" type of shit? cause really, how could you be next to such a beautiful creature and look so...bleh?

oh wait, that's right, i just checked the address bar, i remember where i am now....
 

These prison walls can't hold me! Boobie-break!

Glorious slite under-boob showing. Glorious.

I find myself burying my face in my hands for two reasons:
1. This douchebag got to lay a hand on her instead of me.
2. It's the best simulation of her breasts in my face available.

We can all agree the bikini ring has been imbued with some sort of magical power, right?

A small amount of props to the douchebag... although clearly intended to flag attention (which bcs points out, not necessary), the finger point has been successful in reminding me that my attention shouldn't stray from her chest.

OH WOW!!! I JUST NOTICED SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE TOO!!! Flagged for the 2008 Douchies, without a doubt.

BOOBIES!
 

I'm at a loss. Boobies, A/X, douche, point, etc...
My head feels like my medulla oblongata is spontaneously combusting. Probably something to do with drinking sterno with a bum on the banks of the Potomac this morning in 19 degree weather.
 

@bag tag....welcome to the party!
 

He's full on douche, but clearly new to being a douche. he discovered about 3 months ago he did decent with women just being himself but if he douched it up and really put himself in the game he could get well...her.

She may have fallen for it now, but when the gap in his douchal resume becomes apparent later on, he'll be sent back to the minors...

Army of Douche-ness.
 

I appreciate this young man's international cultural sesitivity. For those who don't have ready access to the 'Bagethaurus, he is translating:
Tweeze, grease, point, pose = I'm with a hott.

And such a sweet smile on the woman who so reservedly carries those gargantuan melons.
 

Ok, this guy is a total choad warrior, no doubt about that. He's got the cum filled spikey hair, the lame-ass A/X t-shirt, he's hiding his bling under said t-shirt and he's hiding the fruit in the bottle of Mexican cat piss that is being passed off as beer.

However, there is no such thing as a redundant point to THOSE titties. Hell, there should be a neon sign with the word "boobies" flashing above them. Not to mention this Hott has a beautiful face too.

He should be clubbed like a baby seal though.


Quite.
 

yeah i was staring at this for what seemed a life time, asking myself "has DB1 lost it, theres nothing about this picture that... wait.. whats he pointing-- oh, i get now" thanks for the directions A/X dipshitbag. ill be waiting to hit you with a car.
 

Methinks everyone is being too hard on this guy. In the absence of actually staring into those things like they were two crystal balls telling his future, pointing is the most socially acceptable thing a douchebag can do. And really, he's concerned about us. Yes, they are obvious, but he just wants to make absolute sure that no body misses them. Thanks, AX bag! In addition to the neon sign, there should be some braille around as well.
 

i love the m&m peanut boobies 450 cc's of girl power kawasaki can only dream of..
now mexican beer has always confused me..if you can't drink the water down there why drink the beer up here? its like eating in an ethiopian restaurant
 

This hott is working the beer tub at the bar and a/x douche talked her into posing for a picture which wasn't that difficult since she loves smiling for the camera. And he he didn't buy the Corona from her, he had to go to the bar to get it because she desn't keep lemons at her tub.
 

I've seen that guy before. Deja Douche.....

When I find him I'll let you all know.

Nice pic Pfah. You're like the Blade of douchebags. You do things like in that pic, but you are one of us. You dont't suck like Blade 2 and 3 either.
 

this is one of the funniest pix on here.
 

Sweet merciful jeebus. My goal in life is to die from being smothered in warm voluptuous cleavage as such.

Is it just me or does this guy look slightly neanderthalic to anyone else? His eyes are way to close together to be normal. This would explain the "point at the painfully obvious" hand gesture. He must be inbred, thats the only valid explanation for such egregious stupidity. Someone kick him in the sack so he can't pollute the earth with genetically inferior neanderthalbags.
 

I searched for a while and I did not see him. I know he was on here before.

I did find this though

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB7110-742799.jpg
 

It might or might not be the same girl, but it definitely is the same "Bag Oilwich" encrusted turd.
 

Obvious Guy says: "She had a bad relationship with her dad."

That and: "Nice boobs."
 

Obvious Guy's brother says: "Damn, she's cute."

Honestly, I wish she didn't have ginormous fake-uns because her face is absolutely beautiful. Not that I'm against tig ol fake-uns, I just like real-uns better. Fakies make me think low self confidence and I am not a fan of all that.
 

I'm stating they're real. Too much under-the-cup-boob action to be fake. That's some red state, corn fed titty action.

Them's real. Real nice.
 

Also, has anyone noticed the roasted hottness of the tan sweetie in the hot pink bikini top behind Big Boobs McGee?

I like her hips. And by like, I mean I want to lick.
 

are my sense just being overwhelmed by her massive mammalian protruberences or is this douche the same one as the stonebag immediatley below? same earring, a chain,even more massively groomed eyebrows, identical empty-headed scrote expression......
 

What are we blind?

A/Xwipe!

DB1 is my lord and savior.
 

Hey Cohen Bros Douche... it ain't that serious, Bro. You can pretend they are real if it matters to you. My friend told me they stink, though. I hope that doesn't offend you delicate sensibilities.
 

DB1, love the tantalizing little bit of lower boob peeking out, but there has been a poignant lack of the almighty sideboob on this site as of late, what gives?!
 

@negative,

Last year sideboobs was so in that we tended to overlook everything else. I think DB1 is giving us a higher concentration of hott this year, so something has to give. It's only 2 months down the crapper, and when you think the bags are run of the mill, DB1 always comes through.

I'm telling you, I've seen Unnecessary Point before. Maybe a takedown pic perhaps? I thought it was like Hellraiser or something like that.

Bitches & drinks is starting to grow on me. And by grow on I mean I mean anger. My guess is DB1 is giving this guy some early hype for the 2008 douchies.
 

What the hell is with this Joey Porsche haircut?

Oh, and boobs.


Dunkterdouche
 

Holy shit that chick's hott.
 

I think this assbag IS the one from below. Well, he doesn't have the asshole chin, but he's got the same vacant stare.

If that's the case, I can't hate on a bleeth banging their weed dealer. Only because I sell a better product for a lower price.

Weed-Mart - Rollin up fatties.
 

the douche looks like a young chevy chase.
 

This chick would make monks weep and wail about their solemn vows.

Fuck damnation! Fuck redemption. I am gods unwanted child, so be it! I shall covet this sweater meat!
 

I would only point at those bad boys with my shank!
 

What am I supposed to be looking at again? I keep looking for clues but all I see are enormous boobs being cruelly asphyxiated.
 

Friends, this gentleman has appeared here before. I seem to remember his visage several times, but Lawn Gilander be he:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB6036-724292.jpg

I'm actually pretty sure it's the same homegirl too. For those who care, it's June 8, 2007.
 

carrying a cock ring everywhere you go, and advertising it says a lot about a woman. And I like a lot. Doucheface looks mad at the titties, probabaly because this is as close as he will get to them.
 

Good God! That is a nice rack!!
 

There is no way I would ever have noticed those glorious boobs unless you pointed at them. Thanks, Joey Porche's slightly shorter and infinitely douchier little brother.
 

It's also the same f&*)wad from "You Always were a Douchebag" from June 9, 2007.

This guy is making a run at getting to the HOS with multiple appearances. Is this DB1's little brother? I mean the hottage factor is up there, but all he has going for him is the stupid vacant look. He's got no visible tats, no jewlery, definitely no 'roids or HGH usage going on. He's got the starter tan kit but hasn't evolved into the full-blown orange-u-tan dickweed. What gives with multiple appearances?


Oh, I already answered my own question....



Boobies.
 

Dude has a douchebag earing. Real men do not try to look like girls!! Get it! -- all you earring wearing douchebags! If you want to wear jewelry buy a Rolex.
 

I'd like to see him point as the outta control city bus heads his way.

She's amazing.
 

Damn, are they partying in a high school? That's the only place I've seen a TV mounted on the wall like that. Why wasn't my high school like that?

I've never prayed for a TV to fall on someone's head so much in my life. Seriously, I think this girl should put a restraining order on me know, because I'm Peeping Tom-ing this pic already.

Maybe it's just because I've begun drinking waiting for my slow ass friends and I'm bored.
 

cool t shirt
 

Yeah, I see it. And I'd like a Corona with lime. FAG!

Deuche Baggilo
 

I've been to this site a few times, it's great. The other day I sent my cousin a link to this kid's MySpace, he's from Detroit (where we live), he sucks balls. I saw him on someone's page I know and remember seeing him before. This douche actually wrote my girlfriend on there about a year and a half ago, she tore him a new asshole in a message and he wrote back "I know you want me."

So anyways, I sent the link to my cus and he called me like, that douche is on that site, go figure he was just posted again.

Here's a link to his myspace...get ready, it's awful. He thinks he's a famous celebrity, he even puts a cheesy looking font on some of his pictures with his URL like he's fucking a Deal or No Deal case girl or fucking some other cheapass celeb on myspace.

www.myspace.com/adamgotti

great user name, on top of it all, he has a custom layout glorifying his retarded ass. I hope my cousin and I see this kid at a bar soon, that could be interesting....

DOUCHE OF THE MILLENNIUM.

i kind of hope we run into that chicks tits as well
 

oh, and the point might be his trademark move....

what's worse, that or the sideways peace sign?


read this kids ABOUT ME on his page "Most of you know me or have heard about me..."

LORD SAVE US
 

ugh
the myspace page turned my "notenoughofadouche" vote into "i will contribute to a fund to send someone to his town with a baseball bat, lube and jalapeno pepper".
for the sake of your zen, don't click that link
 

I didn't listen, Harry, and now I would rather put my dick through a dough roller than go on living knowing that this douche is breathing air.

I love that he "throws partys" in his fucking apartment complex clubhouse. Awesome, bro. Awesome.

I hope this little Bloomfield Hills thug wannabe's car breaks down on Grand River and MLK so he can REALLY see what being a thug is like.

"Metro Detroit?" Fuck you.
 

He sez: Look, it's silicon.
 

He sez: Look, it's silicon.
 

Holy mother of God, did you SEE the guy's page? He is obviously Detroit's answer to Joey P. And as such, he should probably go straight to the HoS. The only thing I see on that page that would keep him out of the Hall is the fact that in ONE picture, he's smiling. And it's a nice smile, I admit. But other than that...
 

Holy mother of God, did you SEE the guy's page? He is obviously Detroit's answer to Joey P. And as such, he should probably go straight to the HoS. The only thing I see on that page that would keep him out of the Hall is the fact that in ONE picture, he's smiling. And it's a nice smile, I admit. But other than that...
 

Wait, wait..."In a Relationship"??? Some dumb skank is actually dating this loser? I really hope it isn't the girl in this picture, for all of your sakes. I foresee a mass suicide in the future if it is. Either that, or the discovery tomorrow morning of this douche's body facedown in the gutters of Detroit.
 

I guarantee I am going to bump into this douche when I move back home in a couple weeks. I hit a lot of different bars and clubs and what not. I will tell you this, the bars where he throws his 'parties' at are in douchey Pontiac...tons of scrubs and dirts there...the club there blows.

The worst is his blog and shit, I read it last night for the first time. He talks about if you add him in your top 8 let him know, hell shoot you a message "when he has time" cause we all know this douche is so busy.

He thinks he's famous.
I want him eliminated.