my god DB1.

this is one of the most visually disturbing photos you've posted. before i clicked on the photo to enlarge it, i thought the God of Transylvania here had a massive goiter. once the photo was enlarged, i realized the true horror of this photograph. he's eating a fake rubber boob.

then my attention was turned to the shapely posterior of the girl in purple, followed immediately by paying close attention to the baby feeders on the girl in white.

and then all was right in the world and i could enjoy my coffee in peace.

and by 'peace', i mean 'Inappropriate Office Boner'.
 

I spy with my little eye a.....






Ghost Nipple.
 

I always wonder what the hell are people thinking when they post all these worthless pictures on the web, for the whole world to enjoy and by worthless I mean to these people but to us its priceless!!
nice pose purple
 

pfah, I don't know how you do it. I can't find my way back to my happy place after this. What's going on with white dress's superfluous third nipple? Or is it a melanoma? A giant mosquito bite?
 

see this is why tguys who look like steve buscemi/john waters pull all the primo muff...
its not just the stories they tell but the sight gags they know...
i want to party with this cowboy i mean me and his women and him bitch slapped into a cowering mess in the corner forget about it...
these hotts could be twins at least they are to my inappropriate home office boner...either way you get the best of both worlds pg-13 version.. i like the brunettes
 

@mr. white.....i wish i could explain my zen moment to you, but i don't even understand it. also, that's a Ghost Nipple that's resting above her left breast. which means certainly things got nuts moments after this photo was taken.
 

Is there any way to tell if a ghost nipple is good or malevolent? Could this ghost nipple have partied down, or turned this hallway into a Jackson Pollack of blood?
 

yes, i have wondered that. i'm not glad that i now know. i wish i'd never seen this.
 

as an expert on Ghost Nipples, i'd have to say that from what i have seen, they are mostly harmless unless provoked. but if they become irritated, god help you. i've seen houses destroyed by angry Ghost Nipples. even death and dismemberment are not out of the question.

so, when confronted with a Ghost Nipple, my advice would be to tread lightly, offer up casual conversation, smile, but be prepared to run like hell.
 

OH MY GOD!! HE ATE DOLLY PARTON!

Oh the humanity.
 

Can someone please just throw a hand grenade in that room and end it all? Please?
 

In the words of Towelie.....Oh man, I have no idea what's going on right now.....

Why does she have the Nicotine patch so visible?

And yes purple, you would get done up just like that.
 

Does that chick in the white have one of those birth control patches above her left boob?
 

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Pre-lunch meeting and DB rolls up with see through nip twins? F'n great!

Vampire LeScrote makes me want to talk to my chihuahua about that whole Son of Sam thing.
 

It's a patch to get off douchebags. The Tag/Axe/Goose has not made its way into her bloodstream yet.
 

The Atlanta CDC's annual pimp and ho gala....this guy shotgunned a quart of embalming fluid or something. Either that or he's celebrating his 73rd chemo treatment. 80% of the universe's dark matter exists in purple's vacuous cavities.
 

Wow I'm speechless...

and hard.
 

He's got two tramps in heat at dick level, and all he's doing is his impression of the Karate Kid's notorious Crane kick with his eyes closed? This guy looks so anemic I think he would faint if he got a hard-on. In fact, that could be what's happening.
 

Dude looks like a giant, camera-toting vulture regurgitating it's hunting spoils to it's offspring; in this case, a giant human breast. The word "nasty" comes to mind, and just stays.
 

Okay, okay, for a while I thought I might have graduated to the higher regions of 'baghunting prowess, but before I can truly start to excel, this pic has made me realize I am not yet ready. Knowledge is missing, and I need at least one further lesson. WHAT THE FUCK IS A GODDAMN GHOST NIPPLE??????

I hear them mentioned, spotted, and debated. I have looked at photos wherein they are pointed out...

Obviously, I am missing something. Darksock, Mr. White, d.baggins, someone please explain in kindergarten english, because this is beginning to cause much confusion and shame.

Oh, congrats on whomever hit this piece of crap upside the head so hard, both his eyes are blacked. Either that or congratulate his heroin dealer on a damn fine hook job; he's on for life.

The hotts? I say not. Except for the twin factor. That gets a good soft-on.
 

I believe what we see here is local creepy townie GHB'ing some poor, unsuspecting college Hotts. Looks like it's just starting to kick in....
 

@rubber douchey: My understanding of a ghost nipple is an orb-shaped camera picture anomaly, probably a speck of dust or tiny drop of liquid stuck to the camera lense. Some idiots think they are paranormal phenomena, like spirits or ghosts.
 

@rubber douchey

Bag Queen has the basics, but I think it's even more general. A ghost nipple can be pretty much any unidentified, nipple-shaped object in the picture. Possibly caused by the dust that bag queen describes, a strange light, or in this case, whatever that patch is abive White NotHott's left breast.
 

@the bag queen.....ok sunshine, you callin' me an idiot?
 

ok, i'll fess up here. it happened quite a while ago, but if my memory serves me correctly, the Ghost Nipple was created by myself and Darksock. i think the flash of the camera had caught something in mid-flight and illuminated it. i looked kinda spooky, so we just started calling it a Ghost Nipple because the HC in the photo almost had a nipple-slip.

the end.
 

Meth man has arrived with a delivery. He just came from seeing Carrott Top at the Ha Ha Room. That's why he brought the prop. Meth Man knows how to work a room full of Jonesin ho's. Man he is so rockin. And by rockin I mean a scum bag, turd kissing douche.
 

What?
 

@pfah
*GASP*
I would never do such a thing!!
I didn't know you and darksock invented the term, I was just speculating.
The idiot thing was in regards to this.
 

I think Ghost Nipples also showed up in the 7th season of the X-Files. It was the same one where Mulder and Scully had hot, sweaty, door rattling sex on Skinner's desk while a group of shadowy government figures watched.
 

Amazing. Thanks for making my bad day even worse, DB1.
 

Vampires. Ghost nipples. I'm in.
 

May I be the first to suggest this ghost nipple may perhaps be a nicotine patch?
 

d.baggins was sodomized and partially consumed by a virulent ghost nipple who then carried his remains to Xenu to aboard Flyteeths spaceship. And I've heard from credible sources in the alien underground speculation that this is what has happened to plinky as well. True story.

@ s.a.c.d

think someone beat you to the patch punch but A for effort!
 

Mr. White, I would wager DB1 put this pic up purely in your honor as both bleeths appear to have assumed the position to indulge your favorite fetish. Purple pooter appears to be straining perhaps due to shy bladder.

Someone needs to piss on this abomination, I can only hope these two did and then maxed out his credit cards with their meth dealer/pimp.
 

The Ghost Nipple is not an anomoly, or reflection, or optical illusion. You people better be careful.

Don't EVEN ask me about the Phantom Rectum.
 

And this photo looks like a tryout for doodie.com
 

BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT
BOOTY MEAT

That is all.
 

Phantom Rectum? From what I heard, Phantom damn near killed'um.
 

dark sock is the phantom rectum like the brown eye in the sky and its kentucky cousin the hair pie in the sky?
 

darksocks rectum is so big that it swallowed plinky's momma whole when she checked his prostrate.
 

Hands down, that's the ugliest man I've ever seen. Can he even be considered a douche? He's like something out of a Stephen King novel--Bag Cemetery...The Douche Tower...The Shining (Forehead)...
 

Seriously, A guy this old and ugly, he has to be a drug dealer.
 

I've called this guy and asked him to keep us a breast of the situation.






Sorry.
 

Say, this is really quite disturbing. The hotts appear to be doing the bump in front of Meth Buscemi & methinks I may have chipped the underside of the desk with red-hot zipper shrapnel. This is inhumane. Perhaps the ghost nipple is a mark left by the suction cup on the back of the fake funbag in Buscemi's mouth. Or a scar from the malevolent sphincter.
 

I think that might be a birth control patch worn for all the world to see. Or maybe it's a nicotine patch.
 

What's sad is that for once these are probably actually cool chicks, just young and a but naive. But do I love every last foolish hnaging out with hipster posers inch of them. Yum...and I love purple!