the grease dripping off the swarthy choad to the right will ruin hott's dress.
 

wait. is that a dress on Svenga or a pantsuit, because I think I spot some camel toe.
 

This guy either is Matthew McConaughy or looks just like him. McConaughybag.

Meanwhile, the sweatin' Spaniard might even be more bag.
 

Her exhibit must be on loan. I'm pretty sure they excavated that Camel Toe from the La Brea Tarpits. I mean, we should wait for the carbon-14 dating results to come back from UCLA, but judging by her proximity to those two Dire Wolves, she died about 30,000 years ago. I'd imagine, that she was grazing and became insnared in the tar, whereby a pack of Dire Wolves descended upon her, proceded with maimaging her, and then became trapped in the tar as well. Really neat to see such a large, well-reserved Camel Toe like that.
 

i dare say thats a manatee knuckle
 

I've heard of black ice, but black glaciers? geebus, woman, there's children somewhere! put some pants on! I can hardly see the douchitude through the dangle!
 

C'mon girls...JUMP! PLEASE JUMP! Jump out of that black dress thingy. There's not much holding you back. Do it for me. Do it for mankind. Be freeeee! Don't you want to be FREEEEE?!?! JUUUUUUUMMPPPPPPP!!!

Deuche Baggilo
 

To whomever decided that it was ok for necklines to go down to women's belly buttons, I would like to send you a nice fruit basket to show my thanks.

Dude's thumb (underneath other dudes forearm) looks like a clitoris.
 

Svenga should put a scratch and sniff sticker on her sternum. Even with English as a second language, she'd sure make a lot of friends.
 

Pardon me while I puke. Ok..I am better now. What is that lumpy sack of human being doing wearing that shirt? To the earlier poster who saw Matthew McCaughny (spelling is wrong I know), not a drip of resemblence in my humble opinion. This guy resembles the tupperware container of soup that you found buried in the fridge from last Christmas
 

Who the hell wears an under armor type shirt to a party?
 

this hott has all the impersonal sexuality i love about the dutch...she doesn't even have eyebrows to remember her by...everything is perfect in a utilitarian sexual fantasy fuldilled kinda way including the lace up unitard that says easy to take off while requiring just a moment of unknotting...what she lacks in hott she makes up for in not needing to get to know...and the display of vag is as in your face as vag can be without any apology what so ever...american bleeths this is your idol this is what we want...the bags well the bags are simply a guy who needs some peyton mannings words of wisdom and a guy who needs to remember its not soft pack...
 

Look.... i lived through the 80's and i know first hand that mixing spandex and pussy can be a deadly combination ......just ask Olivia Newton John.

Two Words ...Milky Bewbies
 

I had no idea it was so greasy in the EU or is it eww?

I want to deposit a small map of the Ukraine between her flesh pillows.
 

I am a friend of the gays, but goddamn if that is not the biggest ass-pirate super queer faggy, illegal in every state but massachusetts, homo body sock I have ever seen inside or outside of a rainbow-toting "were here, were queer, get used to it" celebration...

shouldn't that be against some sort of Sharia law and shouldnt Sayid be tying this guy's genetals to a car battery?

but like I said, Im a friend of the gays...and this guy is a mockery to all middle-aged men wearing clothes...

Im glad I got to see this before he calls Jacoby & Meyers to put a cease and desist on this atrocity.

fuck, Im spent from this picture and didnt even mention the package of pita bread in that pantsuit.
 

Dear Greasebag on the right: No matter how hard you try, you will never get laid by our American women. Our bleeths have neon green shields to protect them from lads like you. And by lads I mean pole-smokers. When their shields are low, as in this case, there will always be some pale middle-aged Don Johnson in mandex to cockblock your attempts to get yer greasy arms on our tuna. For the record, this picture mostly isn't you. Now get off yer twin midget brother's shoulders and go play with the other little people.

You're safe with Mandex Man, Lady Vageena. And by safe I mean he can't get it up either...
 

isn't one of those guys richie sambora?
 

Is that a camel toe or a tucked penis?
 

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This is like an S&M bar, but if it were managed and operated by Barney the Dinosaur.

Those are some fantastic tits, but I'll be damned if I have to dress up like a figure skater just to get some.
 

I just picture Jurassic 'Bag being a big fan of Foreigner.
Roswell-eyed hott makes the grade, by exposing more cleavage than anyone who doesn't suck stranger's c0cks on camera for a living would consider prudent. To her, my hat is off.
And by "my hat is off", I think you'll find that I mean "my penis is erect, and being flogged like a rented mule".
 

absolutely bob-on Newman... this hott is thousand-yard-stare untouchable anything if the money's right eastern-euro immigrant slut perfection made manifest. I'd bet the contents of Fats Mulder's money belt her teeth are yellower than her hair is.

Hey Pedro... wise up... they don't want your soul-glo'd up oily-browed ass in the picture any more than we want to look at you. You've avoided the 'bag tag, for now, but get a f**kin haircut. Better yet, stay indoors for the rest of your life.
 

Wow, this is quite a montage of choice euro-douchery.

Adrian Zmed-douche is rocking the finest in satin camisoles, imported directly from the local indentured-servant-staffed titty bar. He looks somewhat benevolent in the face, but then your eyes are drawn back to his shiny, manboob-revealing camisole.

Greek God Apollo hair-douche serves as a wonderful background piece; he compliments Adrian Zmed-douche using just his fantastic euro-coiff and an "I piss on you" sneer. Nice work, Apollo-hair-douche.

The chick might've played a small role in Hostel. She's fairly standard euro-filth, although I could see myself taking a wee nap on one of her protruding cheekbones. I could also get lost in playing some serious 'tune in Tokyo' on her chest cannons.

All in all, I really love the Euro-cousinbag to American bags, and by love I mean I wish I could harvest all of their organs and trade them for a pack of shitty cigarettes in Slovakia.
 

DB1, notice from the comments that we, your adoring public, need actual HCwDB pix... these losers are straining our capacity to make clever remarks.

I challenge any of you to find a more appropriate shirt for a Huey Lewis & The News concert at the Community Center.

Hint to the community: when you get a date with a skank like this, choose a place where you are quick in, quick out... you'll never tolerate her for an entire meal. Drinks at her place is the preferred, but make a cursory check for video equipment before getting busy.

I'm sad. I thought Svenga only sent ME those probing email. I need to reassess my life.
 

@bleethlvr995

Luckily for me, it was Svetlana, not Svenga, who sent me probing e-mails. She was a bit more modest in the photo she sent me, holding a lovely flower while posing in front of some decaying Eastern European infrastructure. And Sventlana charmingly told me, "I am liking the structure of your profile." I was liking her structure, too. If only I had the appropriate amount of rubles to purchase her...I mean, "pay for her immigration to the U.S."
 

I'm sorry, but this must be said... you guys are grasping at straws here. Yes, the shirt is atrocious. But this guy is good looking. And not only that, he looks like a nice guy. In a really bad shirt choice. But that's where we women step in-- I'd like to give him a makeover.
Not so into the Latin Lover in the corner.

--BostonGirl
 

He looks like a younger, douchey version of Springsteen but with Clarence Clemens' pipes.

Lycra jump-suits rock!
 

Batman: The Rainbow Years.

I hope this is a non-smoking club, because Shiny Boy on the left is a walking grease-fire hazard.

BostonGirl: I don't mean to be a racist, but you are stupid.

That is the only conclusion I can reach after reading your vacuous post. In your past life you must have been a small green lizard, getting all reptile-lubed at the preening strutting lizards with the red shit puffing out of their necks.

"...this guy is good looking. And not only that, he looks like a nice guy...I'd like to give him a makeover...". Change him? Good Lord, is that old bear trap still working? If it weren't for that naive attitude, Motley Crue roadies would never get laid.

Ignore your primitive brain, woman! THINK!
 

Unfreeze this and its Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan, heads bobbing, douchesco music pulsating...."What is love?....Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me...

BostonGirl poses the age old female conundrum..if I can just get the douchebag out of the sleeveless lycra, I can surely get the sleeveless lycra out of the douche....Can't I?

And that boys, is why you stop getting your trailer hitch polished after 6 months....they can't.
 

My eyes! They BURN!!!!!

Man, Hugh Jackman is really letting himself go...
 

Indeed, Mr. Bigelow.

One cannot polish a turd. Unless one lets it sun-dry for a considerable period, then buffs it with 100-grit and shellacs it with several layers of polyurethane.

Given that, I retract my statement claiming that one cannot polish a turd. I apologize for wasting everyone's time.

Good Day.
 

if john corbett & bruce springsteen had a son.....
 

BostonGirl,
You are the epitomy of why this websites exists. You may or may not be hot, but the fact that you would mix up with Pauly Shorebag meets a bad costume from "Running Man" goes to the thesis of why girls are scene in photos with these tools.

They are infected. Infected beyond hopes of a "makeover". Makeovers are not medicine, but douchitude is a virus, and you seem to be infected and in the beginning stages of bleethdom. He will make you over...not vice versa.

Makeovers are for Jenny Jones and Tyra. This guy needs a twelve gauge to the noggin and a molotov cocktail to the torso.

-Arkansas Dave
 

High BostonGirl. Ooops. I mean hello. Notice how much attention the briefest glimmer of a possible chick who is into our atrocious behavior gets! Wanna partay? eeer go out for coffee? Holla!
 

Svenga looks like she has a pictorial on Coolios to be posted shortly.

And I hope so, as I'm getting rather taunt and need some release.
 

@douche vader - when a clit is that big, its called a cock.

Secondly, that guy's shirt is fucking faggy, and not even a girl would wear something that gay. And speaking of girls, this one is a mutey. She should be put back on the Island of Dr. Moureaux with all the other circus freaks. What is she; an albino Russian injected with feline genes? I'm not saying she's ugly, she just don't look right. The chestal region does look natural though, something not seen too often here.

I don't even care about the other fellow. To him I say simply: "Grease On."
 

Svenga looks a lot better now than when she came out of that cargo container in Duluth.
 

*fap*
 

The really sad part about looking at this photo is knowing that Svenga here probably tag-teamed these two scrotes later that night.


Quite.