Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Wednesday Limerick
Two no-shirt spiky haired trains,
The rain in Spain couldn't purge their stain,
The blond is Hott,
Although slightly fembot,
So lets ship this nasty oil slick back to Bahrain.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:28 AM 
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Holy fucking crap, I said
These douches ought to be dead
At least pull up your pants
And stop the gay dance
Now I'm confined to my bed
These douches ought to be dead
At least pull up your pants
And stop the gay dance
Now I'm confined to my bed
Two Hotts and one move,
Getting down with the doggy-bag groove,
Douchebags both smile,
They both know in a while
There love for each other they'll prove.
Getting down with the doggy-bag groove,
Douchebags both smile,
They both know in a while
There love for each other they'll prove.
# posted by 
: 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
This pic inspires such rage
I want to go get my twelve gauge
Gay porn actors with hotts at the club
Who'd rather be with each other in the tub
Please, DB1, new page
I want to go get my twelve gauge
Gay porn actors with hotts at the club
Who'd rather be with each other in the tub
Please, DB1, new page
That blonde with that sweet kissy face
Is covered completely with lace
I want to defend her
From this spike-haired offender
So into the sack we can race.
Is covered completely with lace
I want to defend her
From this spike-haired offender
So into the sack we can race.
"Oh my!" says the girl in the middle
Because her ass someone just tried to diddle
I'd quite like to view
Her nails painted blue
Wrapped firmly around my love piddle.
Because her ass someone just tried to diddle
I'd quite like to view
Her nails painted blue
Wrapped firmly around my love piddle.
They look like shes,
But they are really hes,
oh fuck I think I am going to sneeze,
Will you put no more of these up please?
But they are really hes,
oh fuck I think I am going to sneeze,
Will you put no more of these up please?
i love this site esp as a chick but wtf? can someone start commenting on the douchbaggery that's going on with the axe-wounds? like black and blonde combo hair grows in nature? is valentine's day a quasi-halloween? another holiday where women can dress in skanky bodystockings they ordered online for $12.99?
sigh.............
i guess it's only fitting to have them be together.
Skanks and Douchebags.
sigh.............
i guess it's only fitting to have them be together.
Skanks and Douchebags.
# posted by : 11:11 AM
: 11:11 AM
Their love for the cock they could't hide
Like their smiles, their butts opened wide
And received from each other
The love of a "brother"
While the hotts went home and cried
Like their smiles, their butts opened wide
And received from each other
The love of a "brother"
While the hotts went home and cried
# posted by : 11:11 AM
: 11:11 AM
This double-dog-'bag move...obscure
It's not for the nice girls...demure
But for douches and ho's
This move I oppose
We should send them unarmed to Darfur
It's not for the nice girls...demure
But for douches and ho's
This move I oppose
We should send them unarmed to Darfur
Ross the intern looking slimmer,
and a bladed buddy with skin a glimmer,
considered some hots,
but could not stomach twats,
Said Ross 'hey I'll still slurp your swimmer"
and a bladed buddy with skin a glimmer,
considered some hots,
but could not stomach twats,
Said Ross 'hey I'll still slurp your swimmer"
Why don't these damn douches wear shirts?
And why must they menace these flirts?
But you better believe
That I need to relieve
An erection in seven strong spurts.
And why must they menace these flirts?
But you better believe
That I need to relieve
An erection in seven strong spurts.
Our anon friend has made a good point:
These skanks don't quite class up the joint.
In real life, they're crummy
But in pics they're yummy
Now off to rub on my pink point.
These skanks don't quite class up the joint.
In real life, they're crummy
But in pics they're yummy
Now off to rub on my pink point.
That douche looks like Kilmer, Val
And the other's named Pizzuli, Sal
Someone should have used knives
And aborted their lives
During delivery in the birth canal
Kinda gross....I know.
And the other's named Pizzuli, Sal
Someone should have used knives
And aborted their lives
During delivery in the birth canal
Kinda gross....I know.
Can these two be any more queer
They prefer Zima over beer
Chad and Troy are trying to hide
The fact that they play slip and slide
While re-enacting King Lear
They prefer Zima over beer
Chad and Troy are trying to hide
The fact that they play slip and slide
While re-enacting King Lear
They had sex from behind on all fours
Two douches and two dirty whores
Doggie baggin' and drinkin'
Chick's fingers are stinkin'
From rubbing her raw anal sores
Two douches and two dirty whores
Doggie baggin' and drinkin'
Chick's fingers are stinkin'
From rubbing her raw anal sores
Hot blonde with her back slightly arched
Sought remedy for her throat which was parched.
But the bag came too early
And on her back it showned pearly
She's still thirsty and her stalking's now starched.
Sought remedy for her throat which was parched.
But the bag came too early
And on her back it showned pearly
She's still thirsty and her stalking's now starched.
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Hot blonde with her back slightly arched
Sought remedy for her throat which was parched.
But the bag came too early
And on her back it showned pearly
She's still thirsty and her stalking's now starched.
Sought remedy for her throat which was parched.
But the bag came too early
And on her back it showned pearly
She's still thirsty and her stalking's now starched.
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Two douches named Chip and Dale,
Went to the club in search of some tail.
Each dog 'bagged a hott,
It seems they forgot,
That they'd much rather grind with a male.
Went to the club in search of some tail.
Each dog 'bagged a hott,
It seems they forgot,
That they'd much rather grind with a male.
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
A cutie between two spiked queers
held back puke as one banged Britney Spears
but then just as she yakked
her sweet ass was attacked
and she realized her ultimate fears
held back puke as one banged Britney Spears
but then just as she yakked
her sweet ass was attacked
and she realized her ultimate fears
# posted by : 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
Blondie got stuck in between
And she started to turn slightly green.
She tried to hold back
A big mouthful of yack
Let it fly and then escape this scene.
And she started to turn slightly green.
She tried to hold back
A big mouthful of yack
Let it fly and then escape this scene.
Kissy-lipped hott in black lace,
Lovingly takes splooge in the face,
Hott fingernail blue,
Will gobble my boo,
While loverboys oil up to embrace.
Lovingly takes splooge in the face,
Hott fingernail blue,
Will gobble my boo,
While loverboys oil up to embrace.
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
Ricky Inglesias and his pal Ross,
went out without their anal floss,
The first hot sniffed poops
her pal realized "oops"
these lads would rather be bitch than boss
went out without their anal floss,
The first hot sniffed poops
her pal realized "oops"
these lads would rather be bitch than boss
I was wondering when the limerick pic would show.
Now then...
A conga-line of smut
dark faux-hawk grins like a drunk post-orgasmic slut
blond-bag likes gay porn
as his pube line is shorn
this hurts like a punch to the gut
Now then...
A conga-line of smut
dark faux-hawk grins like a drunk post-orgasmic slut
blond-bag likes gay porn
as his pube line is shorn
this hurts like a punch to the gut
# posted by : 11:56 AM
: 11:56 AM
Sometimes hott chicks just need a shag
and for that they can pick up a 'bag
those male escorts
on I.Q. are short
pull your damn pants up you blonde fag
and for that they can pick up a 'bag
those male escorts
on I.Q. are short
pull your damn pants up you blonde fag
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
these packers inspire such words,
like Iraqies invading the Kurds,
these two luscious chics
should stay away from their dicks,
which surely are caked in their turds
En fuego!!!
like Iraqies invading the Kurds,
these two luscious chics
should stay away from their dicks,
which surely are caked in their turds
En fuego!!!
While waiting outside in a line
These blondes felt junk press on their behinds
They said, "You're up my ass,
but we're devoid of class.
So please, on our asses, do grind."
These blondes felt junk press on their behinds
They said, "You're up my ass,
but we're devoid of class.
So please, on our asses, do grind."
this picture does certainly show
that this generation uses too much blow,
idiots one and all,
they're not prepared for their fall,
sorry guys, work's calling my name. i must go.
that this generation uses too much blow,
idiots one and all,
they're not prepared for their fall,
sorry guys, work's calling my name. i must go.
Two 'bags named Mark and Dwayne
Plied hotts with Goose and cocaine
Took 'em home for some love
But did not wear a glove
And infected them with a virulent strain
Plied hotts with Goose and cocaine
Took 'em home for some love
But did not wear a glove
And infected them with a virulent strain
The orgy gag bang is too much to bare.
To find so much scrotal in one picture is rare.
Blue manicured tips and a tramp stamp to boot, makes blood boil & desire steams.
Debbie Gibson hotness up front "Only in my Dreams”
Dude in the back, what's with that fu*ken Stare?
To find so much scrotal in one picture is rare.
Blue manicured tips and a tramp stamp to boot, makes blood boil & desire steams.
Debbie Gibson hotness up front "Only in my Dreams”
Dude in the back, what's with that fu*ken Stare?
The guy in the back looks sedated
On blonde's butt cheeks he just masturbated.
I hope she has the sense
To report his sex offense
So registration will be court mandated.
On blonde's butt cheeks he just masturbated.
I hope she has the sense
To report his sex offense
So registration will be court mandated.
@baron
A bag bought a vibrating strap-on
Which he wired so he could use "Clap On"
But the ass-smacking sound
Interfered, he soon found
And besides, he prefers to be crapped on.
O.K., that's not as strong as it could be, but I tried.
A bag bought a vibrating strap-on
Which he wired so he could use "Clap On"
But the ass-smacking sound
Interfered, he soon found
And besides, he prefers to be crapped on.
O.K., that's not as strong as it could be, but I tried.
"Hey blondies come here for a photo,
to prove to mom and dad that we're not homo",
The poor hotts said yes,
the pic was a mess,
I wish these fags went the way of the dodo
to prove to mom and dad that we're not homo",
The poor hotts said yes,
the pic was a mess,
I wish these fags went the way of the dodo
# posted by : 12:48 PM
: 12:48 PM
its good that this photo was cropped
scrotes are abhorrent untopped
but what if it were shown
their penii ingrown
and through sphincter colons had dropped
scrotes are abhorrent untopped
but what if it were shown
their penii ingrown
and through sphincter colons had dropped
# posted by : 12:55 PM
: 12:55 PM
anniston's star has been falling
max hardcore is soon to be calling
he'll pose with her gaps
and give her some slaps
and her fiends no doubt will be balling
max hardcore is soon to be calling
he'll pose with her gaps
and give her some slaps
and her fiends no doubt will be balling
# posted by : 1:04 PM
: 1:04 PM
Behold the team of Bruce and Al
Who were more than just pals
They seemed to enjoy the hott
But in secret they did not
For they were really into anal canals
Who were more than just pals
They seemed to enjoy the hott
But in secret they did not
For they were really into anal canals
# posted by : 1:07 PM
: 1:07 PM
@baron and mr. white,
This 'bag banged his friend with a strap-on
From that tool distributor Snap-On
With a pak 18Volts
It delivered some jolts
Then to sleep he fell and got his nap on
This 'bag banged his friend with a strap-on
From that tool distributor Snap-On
With a pak 18Volts
It delivered some jolts
Then to sleep he fell and got his nap on
Is that Jessica Simpson at left?
Letting some douche invade her ass cleft?
I guess that's what's next
When your John Mayer's ex.
You'd think she would be more bereft.
Letting some douche invade her ass cleft?
I guess that's what's next
When your John Mayer's ex.
You'd think she would be more bereft.
I am but a Douche, a 'Bag O'Scrote
I gel my hair for skanks that I grope
I look like an ass
White belts I amass
And for a camera I'll pucker & pose.
Chugga chugga chugga DOUCHE-TRAIN!
I gel my hair for skanks that I grope
I look like an ass
White belts I amass
And for a camera I'll pucker & pose.
Chugga chugga chugga DOUCHE-TRAIN!
with tools rented from snap on
these bleeths would much need a strap on
to get themselves filled
cause snap ons yield
in sockets oftsealed by a tampon
these bleeths would much need a strap on
to get themselves filled
cause snap ons yield
in sockets oftsealed by a tampon
# posted by : 1:16 PM
: 1:16 PM
Mr. white, there's a theme to your verse
An obsession that's hard to reverse
A mild association
Between sex and defecation
Like me, you're twisted and perverse
An obsession that's hard to reverse
A mild association
Between sex and defecation
Like me, you're twisted and perverse
@ed, baron
If Blonde worked her friend with a strap-on
Her face I would spurt a new map on.
But first make a noose
For this duo of douche
With hammer, their heads I would tap on.
If Blonde worked her friend with a strap-on
Her face I would spurt a new map on.
But first make a noose
For this duo of douche
With hammer, their heads I would tap on.
Ed, it's true, I have a vice
For fluids that most find not nice.
I think it all started
When my ex-girl once farted
Then used her foul scent to entice.
For fluids that most find not nice.
I think it all started
When my ex-girl once farted
Then used her foul scent to entice.
Mr. white takes the prize on this volley
To compete with his wit is pure folly
His bold erudition
Won the last competition
Think of him as a douchebag Svengali
To compete with his wit is pure folly
His bold erudition
Won the last competition
Think of him as a douchebag Svengali
girls from nantucket are sad
no fun in this pic to be had
unless they turn bi
give aniston a try
lace uma thumb riding grads
no fun in this pic to be had
unless they turn bi
give aniston a try
lace uma thumb riding grads
# posted by : 1:30 PM
: 1:30 PM
These limericks can be an all day deed,
while these blades they would rather receed,
they'd rather be screamin'
and spewing some semen,
in a turd threesome with Millipede
while these blades they would rather receed,
they'd rather be screamin'
and spewing some semen,
in a turd threesome with Millipede
Mr White you're a sick pup
not unlike 2girls1cup
though I won't admit
I like reading your shit
all in all it cracks me up
not unlike 2girls1cup
though I won't admit
I like reading your shit
all in all it cracks me up
# posted by : 1:38 PM
: 1:38 PM
Line 4 @ 1:28 should have read....won today's competition. That being said....
Jenn holds up fingers three
Indicating the length of his wee
She wished he was longer
But what could be wronger
Than this douchebag and hott potpourri?
Jenn holds up fingers three
Indicating the length of his wee
She wished he was longer
But what could be wronger
Than this douchebag and hott potpourri?
Those dudes are totally gay.
Just look at them being like "heeeey!".
The girls are sorta hot but like it or not, if they banged those two queers they have AIDS.
Just look at them being like "heeeey!".
The girls are sorta hot but like it or not, if they banged those two queers they have AIDS.
My instant reaction
to J. Simpson hott action
was to sneak off like a loner
and take care of my boner
before I ended up in traction
to J. Simpson hott action
was to sneak off like a loner
and take care of my boner
before I ended up in traction
To hide the chicks faces the bags put burlap on
And before the girls could got their slap on
The queers came on their asses
Dissappeared among the masses
Went home and fucked each other hard with a strap-on.
Not quite as funny as interrupted anal vibrations do to as slapping turning the intrument on and off, but I did use "burlap"
And before the girls could got their slap on
The queers came on their asses
Dissappeared among the masses
Went home and fucked each other hard with a strap-on.
Not quite as funny as interrupted anal vibrations do to as slapping turning the intrument on and off, but I did use "burlap"
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
There were two bags named Bob and Neil
who were as gay as elephant seals
they'd take out their trunks
stuff them in to some guys junk
and say, "If you rotate it'll make me squeal!"
who were as gay as elephant seals
they'd take out their trunks
stuff them in to some guys junk
and say, "If you rotate it'll make me squeal!"
I once had a very off day,
Several posting errors were signs of decay,
"do to", "there", and double post,
Clearly my brain is toast.
At least unlike these two, I'M NOT GAY!
Several posting errors were signs of decay,
"do to", "there", and double post,
Clearly my brain is toast.
At least unlike these two, I'M NOT GAY!
# posted by : 2:11 PM
: 2:11 PM
The bitch in the middle wears a choke collar.
Through the night you could hear him holler.
Bag on the right repeats screams of "take it"
Eyes closed, through the night he must make it.
What that poor kid WOULDN'T do for a dollar.
Through the night you could hear him holler.
Bag on the right repeats screams of "take it"
Eyes closed, through the night he must make it.
What that poor kid WOULDN'T do for a dollar.
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
Duke don't be hard on your self
Your limericks are always top shelf
Your frustrations today
A beer will allay
But that douchebag should go hang himself
Your limericks are always top shelf
Your frustrations today
A beer will allay
But that douchebag should go hang himself
The bag on the right is a little bit fatter
So when he took it in the butt it did matter
That he'd had spicy food
Partner bag therefore said something lude:
Don't fart, you'll make the cum splatter
So when he took it in the butt it did matter
That he'd had spicy food
Partner bag therefore said something lude:
Don't fart, you'll make the cum splatter
# posted by : 2:33 PM
: 2:33 PM
White's ex fart is surely a winner,
I might even take her to dinner,
Her methane in bags
I could sell to the fags,
And post-qweef she might be quite the spinner!
I might even take her to dinner,
Her methane in bags
I could sell to the fags,
And post-qweef she might be quite the spinner!
Ed, did you know that "top-shelf"
Is when you pretend you're the Bathroom Elf
And in the reservoir of a toilet
Quietly so not to spoil it
You quickly alleviate yourself
Is when you pretend you're the Bathroom Elf
And in the reservoir of a toilet
Quietly so not to spoil it
You quickly alleviate yourself
# posted by : 2:46 PM
: 2:46 PM
When will the DA track down Ed Rope?
How can such a man cope
With getting his nieces to pose
With little to no clothes
Mr. White shares the same slippery slope.
How can such a man cope
With getting his nieces to pose
With little to no clothes
Mr. White shares the same slippery slope.
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
Couple of big pole smokers
one is wearing a choker
they applied their tans
straight from the can
and ended the color of ochre
one is wearing a choker
they applied their tans
straight from the can
and ended the color of ochre
@ mr. white, ed, nobd and duke -
Your rhyming has been inspirational
And reading it, most educational.
I gave up to soon
At mocking this goon
Whose 'baggery is defecational.
Your rhyming has been inspirational
And reading it, most educational.
I gave up to soon
At mocking this goon
Whose 'baggery is defecational.
Mz. Brittany Spears acts like a slave,
She's convinced her dance partner does shave
And lots of sex she will get,
But I won't take that bet...
To his gay buddy's chin, his pubes he done gave.
She's convinced her dance partner does shave
And lots of sex she will get,
But I won't take that bet...
To his gay buddy's chin, his pubes he done gave.
# posted by : 4:43 PM
: 4:43 PM
It looks like the guy on the right just came.
Someone tell him his hair cut is lame.
He's such a queer
With his lame tat and pierced ear.
Is society truly to blame?
He's just another douche with no name.
Who's love-exploding on hotts aflame.
I would love to relish
A story I could embelish
Of our sexcapades that'd put Tommy Lee to shame.
Someone tell him his hair cut is lame.
He's such a queer
With his lame tat and pierced ear.
Is society truly to blame?
He's just another douche with no name.
Who's love-exploding on hotts aflame.
I would love to relish
A story I could embelish
Of our sexcapades that'd put Tommy Lee to shame.
# posted by : 4:56 PM
: 4:56 PM
Jack the Ripper, your services I implore
Kill these bags and splurge on the gore.
These two hots should be free
To come sleep with me
And sooth my soul to its core.
Kill these bags and splurge on the gore.
These two hots should be free
To come sleep with me
And sooth my soul to its core.
# posted by : 5:00 PM
: 5:00 PM
Two choads and two hos in a line,
Come to this club all the time,
Tonight they're elated,
They found out they're related,
In Doucheland incest is fine.
Come to this club all the time,
Tonight they're elated,
They found out they're related,
In Doucheland incest is fine.
# posted by : 6:15 PM
: 6:15 PM
I have no words to express
The hatred I feel in my chest.
Hotts would make hard
But what's slightly bizarre
is they like GAY STRIPPERS the best.
The hatred I feel in my chest.
Hotts would make hard
But what's slightly bizarre
is they like GAY STRIPPERS the best.
So it really just our Bag hating society
That hates on Douches with notoriety
They score the hotts
We score with notts
And none of us practices piety
That hates on Douches with notoriety
They score the hotts
We score with notts
And none of us practices piety
Queers and blue fingertips,
title for a bad movie script?
These two in the closet
will soon deposit
loads past eachothers lips
title for a bad movie script?
These two in the closet
will soon deposit
loads past eachothers lips
There once was a faggy fauxhawk
who looked like a douche, don't balk
I took a hammer to his chin
and drove the claw in.
After, drew his outline in chalk
who looked like a douche, don't balk
I took a hammer to his chin
and drove the claw in.
After, drew his outline in chalk
Only a homo would frost his hair,
you and fauxhawk are a pair
I'd like to hold you down
you fucking ass clowns
and douse you with a bottle of nair
you and fauxhawk are a pair
I'd like to hold you down
you fucking ass clowns
and douse you with a bottle of nair
Where does DB find these buffoons
who are addicted to Vidal Sassoon?
Something about this demographic
reminds me of National Geographic
a special on the asses of baboons.
who are addicted to Vidal Sassoon?
Something about this demographic
reminds me of National Geographic
a special on the asses of baboons.
Rear end a hott, don't think so.
On your knees and ready to blow,
the position you like
lips gripping the spike
of your friend fauxhawk the homo
On your knees and ready to blow,
the position you like
lips gripping the spike
of your friend fauxhawk the homo
I oft wondered what drives men to this
surely an explanation must exist
for gay men to parade
with hotts on display
when each other they'd rather kiss
surely an explanation must exist
for gay men to parade
with hotts on display
when each other they'd rather kiss
Douchebags who work for Con Agra
in fast food at the base of Niagara
I could write so much more
about these attention whores
cuz these two are hunter's viagra
in fast food at the base of Niagara
I could write so much more
about these attention whores
cuz these two are hunter's viagra
K.Lips will be your huckleberry
you and the fucking tatt fairy
I'll give you some whacks
with my old rusty axe
and in my back yard, you I'll bury
you and the fucking tatt fairy
I'll give you some whacks
with my old rusty axe
and in my back yard, you I'll bury
There once was a dude named Pierre
Who went out without underwear
The girlies did giggle
At his shake and his wiggle
But what the fuck is up with that hair
Who went out without underwear
The girlies did giggle
At his shake and his wiggle
But what the fuck is up with that hair
The neck holds the artery carotid
His hair looks like meat that was potted
Foolish Beat rocking lace
But the look on his face
Made me wish that he was garrotted
His hair looks like meat that was potted
Foolish Beat rocking lace
But the look on his face
Made me wish that he was garrotted
I gaze upon simpering queens
"Buy a shirt? We haven't the means!"
Interest in these chicks?
No, we like dicks!
Look at ball-batter hair cream!
"Buy a shirt? We haven't the means!"
Interest in these chicks?
No, we like dicks!
Look at ball-batter hair cream!
There once was a scrote named McQuade
Who worked a thirteen hour day
Stupid rent and the bills
Their thirst can't be fulfilled
Fuckers win if I never get paid
Who worked a thirteen hour day
Stupid rent and the bills
Their thirst can't be fulfilled
Fuckers win if I never get paid
I missed a whole day full of limericks
Now I'm gouging my eyes out with toothpicks
So I drink and I think
Man, my feet really stink
I'm even too tired for a porn flick
Now I'm gouging my eyes out with toothpicks
So I drink and I think
Man, my feet really stink
I'm even too tired for a porn flick
Two assbags named Skippy and Trey, said
"We'll hump both these hotties all day."
The hotts said, "Here's the thing.
We don't see any bling,
But your hairdos sure give you away."
"We'll hump both these hotties all day."
The hotts said, "Here's the thing.
We don't see any bling,
But your hairdos sure give you away."
Poor little Lone Scrote McQuade,
Works thrirteen hours a day to get paid
The truth is just sad.
Bags' ATMs are mom and dad
And instead of work, they just try to get laid.
Works thrirteen hours a day to get paid
The truth is just sad.
Bags' ATMs are mom and dad
And instead of work, they just try to get laid.
# posted by : 8:26 AM
: 8:26 AM
Nipple studs and nose rings
Tired of doing the gay porn thing
The price of their hair and tan
Will make you a better man
And have a four-way with bling
Ok so I suck at limericks. I can't even remember the last time I wrote one.
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Tired of doing the gay porn thing
The price of their hair and tan
Will make you a better man
And have a four-way with bling
Ok so I suck at limericks. I can't even remember the last time I wrote one.
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