Looks like the hot second from left is counting the loose change he gave her to go buy him some cigs.
 

A greasebag apprroached a harem
(Someone had double-dared him)
They posed for a photo,
Even preggers -carrying low
And then split cuase they couldn't bear him
 

Nice duster, Douche-perado.
 

there once was a scrote from palm beach
who bought all his coke from stace
keech
the bleeths came running
and some were quite stunning
but each was an overripe peach
 

A greasebag wanetd to sow his oats,
So he gathered some Hotts for his boat
But, instead of sexing
We see a Hott texting
"This fucker has the mark of the scrote"


Quite.
 

If I could make any hott here my wife
I'd shave my balls with a butter knife
The douche I'd flay with a whip
And cut off his Stapp-hair with a snip
Then we'd all have a better life
 

The club owner was in need of Hott
So he posed for this shot
with no one to bone
and Fish Slaps chick on the phone
he bailed out back to smoke pot.

-Crow
 

Impressive assemblage of taint
that draws from me just one complaint
this bag isn't funny
trying to hook up with bunnies
cuz, pal Hef you ain't!
 

eight wanna be playmates in heat,
proudly display sweater meat,
bloated choad with a sheen,
snuggles in between,
by himself his pud will be beat.
 

A fine collection of hotts
surrounding a Eurobag twat
Flabio blows
this, everyone knows
he needs to be reamed and then shot
 

6 bottle-blonds all in a row,
head off to the bathroom to do more blow,
and once they are back,
they'll start doing crack,
i wouldn't buy tickets to this show.
 

A geasebag wanted a Hott to bone
So he rented six bleached out Hott clones
With one non-clone texting
He found himself vexing
"I'll just spank myself silly at home".


Quite.
 

his hedge fund he thought was quite strong
but in private his positions were long
he bought busy beaver
and held in receiver
depreciating assets in thongs
 

Brunette 2 from the left
with a lovely flesh pillow cleft
you've given me reason
to declare "stroke" in season
man goo my vas deferens now bereft.
 

Once was a douche called Buster
Thought he looked sweet in a duster
Big tittied brown is pissed
'Bout an important call missed
AIDS test results were lack-luster.
 

There once was an oily oaf who didn't shower.
Smelling was he, and I don't mean of a flower.
Some hotts flocked to ask,
Is that a new line of Axe?
He replied no, that's the Taco Bell I did devour.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

A witch with a bun in her oven
Met a 'bag who just wanted some lovin'
They put him on ice
As the next sacrifice
With her friends who belonged to the coven
 

Unbutton shirt twat is a hoarder
Of sorority south of the border
"Fuck you and die" look, my friend
From that blonde on the end
For her you need restraining order
 

das "zippy"! der goot!

bagger meinhof
 

A 'bag owned a bar out in 'Frisco
He went by the name of Kid, Cisco
With hotts he would pose
Then the doors would all close
And they'd play nude twister with Crisco
 

in mid-picture, brunette received a call,
from her friend standing out in the hall,
she was asked what was up,
she replied, "2 Girls 1 Cup",
then walked off to the ladies bathroom stall.
 

So many hotts I can't count 'em
If I had half a chance I would mount 'em
But where to begin?
There must be 8 or 10
The logistics I cannot surmount 'em
 

there once was a scrote so sickeningly pale-
that the bar rags would bring along a pail-
for when they got sick-
the surely could stick-
their heads in the bucket to wail-

~idouche~
 

Fag shirt make in Korea
Slathered in oil diarrhea
Blonde 4 asks "what's wrong"
As he chews on her thong
"Depends. Can you taste gonorrhea?"
 

This douchebag would like to get blown
By the hottie who's using her phone
But she preferred stink
Gave his starfish a wink
And then gave him a rusty trombone

Yuck! I just nauseated myself.
 

a douche from Miami no doubt,
the girls he knows nothing about.
6 fake blondes, 2 brunettes,
he treats them all like his pets,
he tris so hard to gain some clout.
 

This douche is a Keith Urban wanna be disaster.
Over eight chicks including a pregger he’s master.
Sadly I can only hate.
None of chicks I could date.
If I were able too, I’d take 4th from the right two thrusts, I would last her.
 

These girls wanted something exotic
For dinner, so they slipped a narcotic
To this douche, then they'll slice
Off his balls in that ice
He'll need a powerful antibiotic
 

Hotts all lined up like ducks in a row
Brunette still is texting for blow
She'll need to be high
To get touched by this guy
With the blondes she will put on a show
 

There once was this scrote in a bar
Whose shirt was open too far
He gave the chest hair a trim
Took a picture with quim
and closed the night playing acoustic guitar
 

Two Ericas, Jan, Karen and Sandy...
No wonder this douchebag was randy.
During the pic came the ice,
They then gave his scrotum a slice;
Impromptu vasectomy from Hard Candy
 

All of these blondes I must sex,
as I send the brunette a quick text,
she will leave with the 'bag
discover that he's a fag
and then I'll hit her sweet ass next.
 

He just wants to be one of the girls
Pissed he didn't go with the curls
Instead left it straight
Now won't get a date
Guess his neck won't get covered in pearls
 

big weddings create lots of drama
including gay brother named tamma
this problem they ceded
tolerance was needed
and male bridesmaids are ok with mama
 

The brunette thought this guy was a fairy,
She reached instinctively for her BlackBerry.
While the rest drank Cristal
The brunette went Awol
And cuddled up with a bottle of Sailor Jerry.
 

dumpy douche's brain is mush
by being around by so much tush
but the one in leather
ass I'd tickle with feather
her rusty sheriff's badge I'd push


-JCD
 

who stole the magnum of chrys
suspects were lined up for this
pic shows it clear
it was hidden in rear
of jeremy shockey if queer
 

Hott with cell phone, have you seen her?
I fantasize, yes I'm a dreamer.
Give my sex life some zest,
Please shit on my chest,
Where I'm from it's called Cleveland Steamer.
 

It's a genetic "head-on"
accident between Richard Lewis
and Eddie Money that escaped
from the secret lab it's
been kept in...

"Hey honey,
take me home tonight...
I don't wanna let you go till
I see...if my shrink's
ever going to call me back-
Really,I have these insane
panic attacks..but enough
about me,
let's talk about what
Ronnie sang."
 

ok whats the point..i ve been going through all the pictures and it was sad.how do you call a female douchebag ?? because 99 % of the douchebags women are female douchebags..its like they where made for each other,dont you see that!
do you want to pound one of these dumb blonde coloured make up bitches?
i know :D:D you want to..but you dont get these chicks.you dont score,because running this website for fun must be pretty boring.and woman love assholes u know.you gotta be dumb you gotta be tough
have a nice douche
 

Seven hotties who need to be sexed
And one who is sending a text
To her friend in a bar
With more guys that's not far
Left 'bag alone and looking perplexed
 

The commenter at 11:02
About nothing has made much ado
His writing's not versed
'Cause his life has been cursed
Giving blowjobs at the airport in the loo
 

"What's the point?" types elite from above
While his mouth holds a cock like a glove
If you don't like our hobby
Go to Congress and lobby
Senator Craig will give you some love
 

Everything that needed to be said
Was shared at 11:10 by Ed
Girls whose hair matches their teeth
Are described on this site as bleeth
And they @$#%! douchebags 'cause they're braindead
 

The look of this douche at first glance,
I want to go on one of my rants,


but he isn't a threat,
to make these girls wet,

because he has a wide stance
 

Pretty maids all in a row
Hang out with this douche with blow
By his coke-filled bucket
he said "first you must suck it"
Except Momma, who's hanging down low.
 

I'm thinking elite is a chick
who apparently never gets dick
she might be a dike
and butch bitches she like
a cock just won't do the trick
 

I agree with Arkansas Dave.
It's not our souls she's trying to save.
Her post was anything but poetic,
Rather dickless, witless, and pathetic.
Odds are she was born in a cave.
 

A limerick, alas I can't do
But this I shall mention is true:
This greasy headed goon
Shall croon and shall swoon
But blond hautt in halter's mine, not for you

(My god that sucked, but holy moly look at the way she's eye-f*cking me ... my only wish is that I can tell someone in ten years that this is the bitch that ruined my life)
 

When Christopher Hitchens went blond,
He found lovely gals would respond,
These political lasses
Had very nice asses
And jugs that upstaged the beau monde.
 

Elite Lite you come off condescending,
Please take back the opinion you were lending.
The only thing sad
Is your crush on Brad
(Pitt)
Eat a dick, the doctor's recommending.
 

There really is no explanation
Why this 'bag's into self-degradation
While you're waiting to fly
Now don't ask me why
In the stall he gives airport fellation
 

Work beats me down this Wednesday
Stifling comments on this bleeth array
But if brunette IMs me
And says, "Hey, come and friend me"
Then water sports are what we'll play.
 

a douche-ku:

european douche
wrangles american hotts
a match made in hell
 

Anon at 12:42
busted a nice haiku
on Limerick Wednesday
causing some to dismay
til Friday we'll bid adieu
 

Mr white has a dark fascination
With fluids, but not from lactation
8 hotts and their "rain"
That tastes like champagne
They'll drown him with sweet urination
 

an unchecked virus surely persists
causing blonde girls ovarian cysts
not preggo at all
but the size of a ball
soccer hey gyno insists
 

Mr. White finds his work interferes,
With his efforts to bring us to tears,
But he likes bleeth array,
And for this he will pray:
To spray showers on their perky rears.
 

Eight hotties were treating him nice
And drugged his Grey Goose twice or thrice.
The cops hadn't shown up
By the time he was sewn up.
Now his black market liver's on ice.
 

what causes these bleeths to co-ag
around the most fetid douchebag
money,drugs or fame
trade off is the game
and vd is passed off like swag
 

A clap-infected douchebag named Dylan
Spent a weekend with 8 hotts who were willin'
They were on hands and knees
When they caught his disease
And the clinic ran out of penicillin
 

Baron @ 1:24.

Dude, I've been all too myopic
To write a good rhyme on that topic
"Organ theft" was the thread
That eluded my head
All day, 'cause my brain's microscopic

I've had an organ theft theme, based on that bucket of ice, tumbling around in my head all day and it wouldn't come together. Well done, man.
 

Gracias, ed. Some days being a sick fuck pays off.
 

I just got a text from that chick
"O Ed, can I pls suk ur dik?"
Well sure babe I guess
But unzip that dress
Then grip me just like a joy stick
 

I've worked all day long which is rare,
I missed hotties and douche with long hair

I thought I'd be missing
White's rhyming of pissing

Work occupies him, no despair!
 

You're a french-looking 'bag worth a trifle
And someone should give you a rifle
Place one end in your mouth
Push the trig to the south
They'll scrape your brains off that tower, Eiffel

Harsh, I know, but it's the last limerick of the day for me. Nice work everybody.
 

Zee hotts zey love my accent
I have dreamy locks zey all concent
I pay all zeir billz
But zey run for za hillz
Ven zey get a wiff of zee euro scent

Hey Far Right Valerie Bertinelli Brunette. Pssst. I think we have something. Wanna fool around?
 

I pay a chick who works in a club
To get me in 'cause I'm just a dud
They don't like me
Though I pay a fee
Still they treat me like any old pud
 

Douchebag's mom should have brought a gun
To the birth of her douchebag-of-a-son.
He was colored magenta
And followed by the placenta.
The doctor screamed, "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"
 

There once was a fatty McScrote
whose face was all full of bloat
I stapled his dick to a brick
and with a swift kick
he went over the side of my boat
 

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Mark of the fucking beast
tattooed on your head in grease
you fucking disgust me
you genetic monstrosity
I'll be happy when you're deceased
 

So many roots where is Alex Haley?
These hotts I'd service daily
with jackrabbit fervor
I want to be their server
of cream from an Irish named Bailey.
 

Kissy lips is a hate monger
Dark Sock is the water bonger
Anonymous Said
Nothing I read
And DB1 I give you the fonger.

Hey Val. I'm still here. Text me, Baby.
 

which of these is a douche
which of these has no puss?
the answer is neither
they've all got beavers
there's just one on the juice.
 

This clown was outnumbered one to eight.
He thanked God for such a wonderful fate.
But God heard us implore
And so the bag from third floor
The chicks proceeded to defenstrate.
 

K.Lips a monger of hate?
A point I'd like to debate
I do loathe douchebags
like waiving a red flag
at a bull whose charging the gate

But I have a softer side
pressed in to my chair it resides
it's as smooth as glass
you bet it's my ass
and through it my feelings slide

So curses to all who scrote
I'll leave you with one final note
a few minutes it'll linger
the pressure of my fingers
around your goddamn throats!
 

Two brunettes got lost driving upstate
Then sought help in a club very late
"Hi. My name is Gunter
I'm a hot brunette hunter."
He explained to these girls their new fate

"It's time that you two were converted."
Brunette one was confused, disconcerted
"You have a machine
That will alter my genes?
You're not just obsessed, you're perverted."

Gunter said, "There is nothing to fear.
You'll be fine. Don't you worry, my dear."
Brunette two said, "I'm in!"
Brunette one, unconvinced,
Texted "Get me the fuck outta here!"

"Stupid woman, there is no escape.
You will have their appearance and shape.
To this end, I avow.
You'll submit to me now.
Inga! Helga! Go get the duct tape."

These two girls never did get away
They lived out their lives as his slaves
Forever bound to the club
Made to pose, sneer, and snub
So take care if you get led astray
 

These limericks are quite entertaining
Crow noticed something quite straining
The hot brunette prey
Who's texting away
Fish Slap had trouble maintaining

(Seriously, good call Crow, that is indeed Fish Slap's girl, and therefore has destroyed everything I feel about her. Also, "pregnant" blondie is just hippy, that's not her tummy, she's sticking out her hip)
 

Douche with bottle service named Don
Wishes they'd play with his dong
But the Grey Goose is finished
The bottle's diminished
Soon the girls there will be gone
 

This pic has us all placing bets

Opining on 8 hottie sets

But one look at Hans
With these luscious swans

Brings a burst from my dormant tourettes
 

Wherever the money goes they go,
In this case a douche oiled with day glo,
But douche I must caution,
your balls you'll be washin,
First blondie's herp III is en fuego
 

Mean lookin Hott on the left
My sac you should gently heft
If your heads not abobbin
My eyes will be sobbin
During the lonely drive home all bereft.
 

How does the gal's black dress stay up?
Her chest remains perky with no bra to help cup.
It's a silly question,
Back to stroking my erection.
Oblivious coworker walks by and says "Sup"
 

The Duke likes Newton's query
Now his coworkers are all leery
Cause every day at noon
He downloads pix of poon
And types away til he's bleery