Stoic as ever... if there was a Mount Rushmore of douche bags, he'd be second to the left.
 

It would have taken me a lot longer to find him if he'd been on the other side of the group. Sneaking around behind that delectable bite of bra-candy like he is, he was the second thing I saw.

The third thing I saw was bra-candy's straw in a can in a cup. I hope to God she just loves the earth and is collecting everyone's empties. Otherwise we are witnessing the most retarded new trend since the multiple popped collar.
 

Gotta be the douche hole on the left...the no-smile, the constipated pose, the extended index finger, and the backwards baseball hat holding down the spiky hair...yeah, gotta be him.
 

i bling: Douche-on, Peachster.
Peaches: (points)
 

Dude. Tell me Chewbacca McBuddha-Von Tatbag is one of their window-licking brothers that they just let tag along.

Nice to be outside by the pool, eh Corky? Did you ask Michael Jackson whether your shorts are black or white?

Nice belt, Peaches.
 

That index finger is not in full effect.

Peaches needs to come correct on his next picture point. His mackin' is slackin' here.

Word.
 

One of these days I'm going to break that fucking finger off and super glue it in his ass. Puck you feaches!
 

OK, so here I sit on a Saturday night eating peanut butter out of the jar & drinking cheap red wine. Peaches is exactly what I needed. Right-handed finger-point ['bag hand gesture # pi] while holding plastic beer cup, nose that looks like one of those triangular paper footballs, pursed douche-lips: it Peaches on the left by pink-top hott. She puts me in a mammary fugue-state of bathwater-drinking proportions. O, to sprinkle the sand from beneath her feet in some tighty-whiteys, put 'em on & walk through a bad part of town while drinking buttermilk from a boob-shaped cup through a twisty straw. Oh my. The end.
 

having only recently collected my BhD from McBleeth St i can't claim to have researched peaches case study thoroughly...but i have a couple of hypothises to ponder..
1) perhaps the douchebag has an arch of scrote which means that one only remains on top of one's bag game for a limitied time...even hos bags are destined to fall into a lamer less cultivated state of scrote...
2)with the oft discussed missing bag hunters and the appearance that peaches jaw is wired shut perhaps one hero went and did what needed to be gone and done...that would perhaps also explain his half hearted appearance here...lets hope that said baghunter has been bailed out and properly represented for the ensuing legal battle...
fattat pic right and mommy told me i should always smile behind him are bigger douches...and artielang douche way in the back make peaches the fourth string douchebag in this pic...
 

if i see this fucking faggot pointing one more fuckin time at me through 35mm film im going to track him down and sodomize him with a spiked baseball bat with arsenic and bird flu on it
 

ohhh how i would love to take that finger and sever it with a dull butter knife making peaches scream like the little bitch he is
 

peaches likes buttsex....pass it on
 

The tatted up nipple ringed bag of lard scrote on the right made me dry heave. The lobe hoops assure his homeless future.

Peaches here has a Bag posse of Satanic Verses proportion. A Fatwa has already been issued. Hundreds will be dead in Pakistan in the insuring riots.

Peaches sagging atrophied appearance, and failing Bag game, indicates the HIV is developing into full blown AIDS.

Is fuel injector cleaner the new Douche drink of choice?

Last Choad to Clarksville
 

Ah, and it seemed like only last year that we first came across the gold standard for Blue Steel impersonations...Peaches, you're constant ability to be a caricature of yourself while posing with hott never ceases to amaze me. Douche on brother. I only wish I could vote you into the HoS a second time.

Also of note: the blond in the middle has the manliest for arm I have ever seen. The last time I saw tracks like that was at Laguna Seca.
 

fuck heff productions
 

Peaches = pink straw.

WTF?
 

i love how pint tity is drinking a can in a cup with a straw. classy. yeah, peaches has to step it up a notch,his douch is weak. bring it baby! bring it!
 

generally i'm one of the few who likes smaller boobs with character...depending on who my piss-clam provider is at the time...but this small breasted one is an abomination she has fewere curves than a kansas interstate...
mean while our pink salt water pillowed hott is something i could deffinately work with and i don't care how she drinks as long as she does
 

Peaches Explained:
We have all noted how over the top Peachbag is and now we know why. See the loving grasp his buddy has on him? See how Flat Brim looks like a catcher? This is as pathetic as Tom Cruise jumping on The Oprah's couch... Peaches prefers sucking cock to anything else. Hotts are his beards and posing is his "come hither, Mr. Bear" maneuver.

Fat Tat is one peculiar person. Think he manages an auto parts store? Assistant manages?
 

Looking at this picture it's like a Douchebag version of the movie Twins.

Peaches is the ultimate douche, will all the wonderful traits of douchedom, and has lived on a tropical island (pictured here) for most of his life.

He just recently realized that he has a twin brother and he invited out for a partayyy. He then instructed him to bring his nipple clamps and "look to the cookie" swim trunks.

Unfortunately, they've yet to meet the doctor that will tell Tatty that he's assembled out of the left-over douche dregs.

He will weep and Peaches will point the doctor to death.
 

It seems more than a few pictures come from this fruitful location of scrotes... Is this a breeding ground of douchebag trainers? At the door they hand out funky belts, big sunglasses and wrist bling. To get on the VIDb list you have to bring your hott sister to provide more scent for other bags to follow...
 

F*** me ... I wonder if anyone's bothered to check his pulse. He has that exact same stupid look on his face in every single damn last photo, and I'm starting to suspect someone stole him out of the wax cromagnon exhibit at the local museum and is playing Weekend at Bernie's. No one is this consistently stupid looking, not even me.
 

At Black Angus, your name is Peaches.
 

Are we sure that's Peaches? I mean he looks like he's been sick or something. I think it's a guy that closely resembles the one and only Peaches. Kinda like that Ab Lobster looking chick from last week. But I'll be damned if it's not him.
 

thats him, ive met him in person. thats the real deal. hes actually a pretty cool guy. i was completely wrong about him.