Who am I supposed to be looking for again? Whew, I'm getting dizzy.
 

I'll have a tall mocha latte.
 

Wow! All of these chicks have perfect bodies (with the exception of the one in the middle maybe). Why are they all wearing bathing suits indoors?

Dita Von Douche
 

Those tummies won't look like that for long drinking Miller High Life.
 

I cannot penetrate the plane of boobulation; I think I can barely make out Serj Tankian flailing in the background. He must have been a VERY good boy this year. I spy 30 balloons in this picture, 10 of which I would like to suck the helium out of.

I would like to Serj into Red Bikini's Tankian...
 

From left to right:

yes, hell yes, yes, yes and oh my god yes!

I'm speechless and stiff as Heath Ledger after 4 weeks of rigor.
 

This looks exactly like my fantasy football draft, except instead of bikini hotts, insert 30 year old, balding, out of shape Al Bundy replicas, replace the nice room with my in-laws garage, and replace the champagne with a keg of natty light. Other than that, though, it's the spitting image.

Oh, and nachos instead of various food being served on nice china.
 

Apparently this idiot has just delivered the keynote address at the 2008 douche convention in Newark. Is it any surprise that their party colors are white and orange. Im assuming the gift bags include white belts/wristbands and a spray on tan.
 

The pregnant girl in the middle shouldn't be drinking beer.

And nice disposable camera, cockmuffin. He's definitely a Porno For Pyros Perry Farrel.
 

Anyone else slightly disturbed by the foreheads?

Middle chic is going to look a mess once Newton gets a hold of those cans. That, and the friction when her thigh's rub probably creates a helluva heat rash..
 

I see 10 fabulous boobies, and 1 giant, annoying, gross boob.
 

funny--i think the one in the middle is the hottest
 

I was completely confused by the lack of a red cup.
 

this looks like a fantasy football draft party at some wealthy douchebag's house. that would help explain the balloons, bikinis, and white board chart in the hallway.

mitch meats is right. the tall girl is the best of the bunch, but that's not saying much.
 

This picture just made it official, I'm a Colt fan.
 

i will never get the desire og a scrote to make the bottom of his face look like an inverted strippers crotcheteria...i see a colts balloon is this perhaps some sort of nfl promo party i doubt that in the free i e not paid to smile paid to pose world that these 5 chicks would be drinking beer...
their bodies are too hot and they seem more a diet red bull and most expensive vodka/goose group to me
i see the fantasy implied dry erase board brother noonan speaks of and that perhaps is central to the equation of wtf?
i think central bleeth is getting a bad rap so far because she is squared up on the camera while the other bleeths have the benefit of a minimizing side turn...
i will call dibs if no one else wants her
 

White bikini bleeth, from now on your Delta Tau Chi name is Flounder.

I'm with Mitch and Pfah, tall flaming red drawers is the pick of this litter. And by litter I mean Short Hills Mall trash.

At least Waldouche is well hidden this time and easy to ignore.

What exactly is the backstory of this pic? Rich Douche with awful taste hires the day shift of the Paramus Hooters to waitress his Super Bowl party. These chicks definitely are not the prime time weekend crew, even in NJ.

Still, nice tummies on the two on the right. Middle chick is one more jumbo platter of wings and fries away from the permanent switch to the one piece. Good plan with the navel ring to call attention to your worst feature, Doll. Why not paint your giant nose red while you're at it. Black bikini bleeth on far left is typical NJ/SI/LI random ethnicity skank that travel in huge herds throughout the region.
 

Middle bleethe looks like she had a cesarean. The tall one and the one all of the way on the right have the prettiest faces out of the bunch.

DVD
 

@newman - "i think central bleeth is getting a bad rap so far because she is squared up on the camera while the other bleeths have the benefit of a minimizing side turn"

So true.

Also true is I don't think any man would complain if she were in the same room looking like that. They'd be looking her up and down and sideways. Besides - her D cups make up for it all don't they?
Also I think middle one should be wearing boy-shorts.

Peri Pheral douche seems to be praying to Allah. Or thanking Him.
 

this is from newest reality show, 'Who wants to marry a douchebag?'

apparently, these skeezers
 

you know, i think all of us may be a bit tough on these ladies. granted, they aren't beauty queens by any stretch of the imagination, and they are showing quite a bit of themselves for the sake of entertainment. but perhaps i'm feeling a little guilty for shitting on them a bit.

or not.

whatever.

i'm in a food coma.
 

I am usually one of the first people to stick up for the chicks that you guys call "fat," but bleeth in the middle is gross.

DVD
 

Of course it is possible that Hooters is now checking for steroids and asked them to pee in a cup.

And I don't care what any of you say, if I ended up with any of these ladies, I would be very happy. Just please put the cup away.

- Scrunt
 

Oh, I see Waldouche, the little rascal. He's just between my 10th and 14th future Ex-wives.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

pfah, your profile pics kill me!
 

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Umm....sorry. Either they're plain jane non-hott average chix or they're DQ'ed. P2P, cause otherwise they would not be in the suits indoors.

Spend a little time around SDSU/UCSD/UCLA and these chix are waaay below average. Mebbe they're hot somewhere north or east of the Cali state line, or mebbe in the Fresneck area.

NOT HOTT.
 

Somewhere there are five dudes who are sick of their shit.

The pick of the litter is the one in the bikini.
 

Far right, far right
best hott I see tonight
I wish I may
I wish I might
destroy the douche who clouds your light
 

Miss FOSTERS LAGER Contest post party...guess which contestant took the Marsupial Division?
 

just because 5... and my guess the number is well above 2 dozen just right now...guys are sick of their shit doesn't mean i don't want to worship the orifices it comes out of...and by worship i mean speak in tongues and and dance with a snake
 

man, y'all crazy. The red bikini girl is the best hottie I've seen on this site since Bag Islander's cruel lace queen.
 

There are more thin lips concealed behind thin fabric in this picture than a spandex sack full of rhesus monkey heads.
 

did anyone else think of dismembering these five chicks and combining their parts to make one super hot chick?

Just me?

Damn.

I would make soup with the leftovers.
 

Fuck it. I'd violate any one of 'em, but tall red bikini babe is obviously superior in total hottness. Body, face, hair, she's the total physical package.
 

I'd bet the house this guy carries this photo around in his wallet and shows it to strangers on the subway.
 

capt b while based on your blog i like your staste i disagree i think that in person center would be sublime...the pic does not show her off right
 

The ubiquitous clear cups filled with pee has the Wynn Casino logo on them, so this must be some Vegas football party. Ladies, if you're not being paid to pose indoors in your bikini, you're just a common, garden variety skunt. Young grandma in the middle has a tummy tuck scar, although it's healed quite nicely. Isn't Waldouche the pubed chin, Muslic choad that Britney is currently banging?
 

Definitely paid. You can tell by the kickline/cheerleader/hooker stance with the one bent leg in front. They get in these pictures a lot...

...right before some guy puts his wang in their hair and beats it.

Right hottie makes inappropriate turgidness. I guess I should probably leave this daycare I'm in...

She looks like she could be hosed off and returned to normal. I would like to kiss that bruise on her leg and make it all better.

However, is it just me, or does she look like she's got a little bit of secret sauce right below her belly button, or is it some kinda belly ring dangly?

Middle hot is boobiriffic, but she's shaped like roadside billboard. Big box on top of two tiny legs. Proportions are not her friend. Neither is time.
 

Yes, Perry Farrell exactly who I was thinking. Would Perry Farrell sing 'I'm fucking Wal Douche?'

What's worse about this picture is the shades od superbowl XXL...Peyton Manning hick douche.
Lovie smith clueless aw shucks douche.