not only is he a douche of the lowest fraternal order (Douchie Tau Choad), he can't even get his cup color correct. blue cup instead of red? what's up with that?
 

Six girls two cups...anyone got a wet wipe??
 

Man there isn't a single hott in this picture I wouldn't rip out his tongue and beat him to death for. I see you cat-eyed slutster on the left, yeah that's right baby you and me.
 

i hate to say things were better in my day but didn't sorority girls used to be hott?
 

Great website!

You guys are like our sister site or something...

http://xsorbit29.com/users5/dooshbagboardofdumbness/index.php
 

Im guessing that the blue cup is the equivalent of the short yellow bus in the douche world. It is a clear sign that, when off his meds or away from his halfway house, he bites the heads off of small birds and pathologically licks people.
 

I kinda like the one with the glasses. Not sure why. But she's hanging out with fratchaods. Bummer.
 

@ scrotebob:

agreed. she's undoubtedly a tigress in the sack!
 

center bleeth to our left front of shuche might be a fun ride and her little sister has the hip check elbow down but i like my hotts a little more legal...the bookend blonds are runstuffers and if i need chicks who can stuff the run i will check out their 3 technique
forground brunettes are in their 4 year lez phase...not that there is anything wrong with that..pinot-fauxhawk frat douche is mildly irritating but i wouldn't mourn the lost opportunity of his run stufferblue cup bag is too hard to see to grade out
 

Aren't these high school kids, or am I just getting really old?
 

Douchey McDouche, I was thinking the same thing, several of these girls look like you'd be spending some quality time at Attica if you got near them. Especially the three girls directly around him, they are T-R-O-U-B-L-E
 

If that's the case, Hans Beckert, skulking behind the blue cup, better call Clarence Darrow right quick.
 

I would also like to add the following thought: can someone please explain to me what the hell that thing is on red-cup girl's hand is? Is that a sundial? Is she a Wonder Twin? Actually, she has a little bit of an elfish look to her, so maybe she's Zelda?
 

Why is the blue-cup guy sticking his tongue out at the light on the wall?
 

@Douche Quixote:

It is her phone, complete with yarn and someone on the other end. The camera-man needed to make a phone call. She was happy to oblige.
 

Something I just noticed, the "scrunt-cluster". The gathering of gash, posing together for a photo op, before they leave without giving up the yapper/snapper/crapper trifecta to any of the assorted swingin' 'bags assembled.
Rest easy, gentlemen. There will be no douche/hott commingling this evening. These broads were out the door 45 seconds after this pic.
I have an uncanny radar for this suff, but I'd bet that the one with the plaid scarf is the freak of the bunch. Trust me on this shit, I'm rarely wrong.
 

hmm... beg to differ, brother Bagsteen... my money's on Specky McEyes there... her whitener-fest strapon buddy would get it proper too though.

@ douchenozzle, your comment is a portent of the future for these junior high-ho's i feel... '2 girls one cup' style (google it).

It'll take more than a wetwipe to eradicate those stains my friend. I used Dettol & wire wool on my eyeballs & they're still not fully cleaned.
 

I'm perfectly O.K. with this pic as long as Waldouche re-aims his tongue at the orange chick to his right. He can have her, and leave me sulky glasses hott and her fem partner.
 

scrotebob & mr. white,

Sage observers you are. Librarian glasses always indicate a willingness to put up with sexual variations, and a coolness not to call the cops about it the next day.

I'd take librarian-hott over any two of the others.
 

Who tossed the sausage into the boobie casserole?
 

and by "sausage" I mean "cocktail weenie". And in his case, "cock", "tail" and "weenie" used in the same sentence is apropo.
 

I have to agree that "Librarian Glasses" Hott is the one to go for here. And you have to go after her now before she gains about 50-75 pounds and becomes an adjunct professor in "Womyn's Studies" at the local community college.


Quite.
 

There is nothing wrong with having a blue cup, damnit.

/wishes he had better Photoshopping skills for avatar picture

Also, @ anon 8:25, sister site? Negative.
 

Much as I hate to admit it, I think frat choade is on to something. Headband girl has that "dangle your balls in my eyesockets and Willy Wonka my Chocolate Factory" look.

Think the blue cup is frat choade's, who could further redeem himself by executing a Steve Nash no-look beer douching of Ms. Burberry Snaphole far right.

All that said, if you've fantisized of kissing an Elk labia, its pretty much a no brainer.
 

Bag has the look of: "College is going to be so bitchin'! [he's obviously not aware that Jucos don't count]. We're so going to get laid everynight! Yea, they made fun of me in High School, but who's laughing now? Huh, what website? Hot Chicks with what?"
 

"we're gonna need a bigger cup"
 

@ douche bagsteen - I'm with ya, brother. Blonde Burberry knockoff chippie is an undercover skank - Daddy's little precious school girl at home who has a complete slutdrobe in the trunk of her car to change into after she leaves the house to go blow the entire Varsity and JV basketball teams.

As for Librarian Glasses Hott, in the immortal words of Al Czervik, "Whoa! Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."
 

The two in the front are definitely the ones to lust for.
The saucy snark of library hott and the glistening smile of innocent hott just get me bothered in the crotchatorial region.
 

The gender segregation in this room is like oil and water. Look at all the girls pawing eachother. I don't blame them since the only penis in this place paying any attention to them is attached to a dick with a fauxhawk who's main interest seems to be doing ear-candling with his tongue.
 

Dear DB1,

Please stop showing me in my bitter moments of relapse. I have tried hard not to be involved in negativity yet you continue to show me on your site.

I am the one in the blue. My cousin has on the red up front.


Signed,

The Blue Cup.
 

Librarian glasses girl is prolly the least attractive girl of the bunch. She has a freakin lantern jaw!