Please drop the cup... please drop the cup. JUST DROP THE F-ING CUP ALREADY!!!
 

hey Rico, Mikhail Gorbachev called. he wants his birthmark back.




also, fuck REHAB.
 

Upon closer inspection, note that douche in question has a birthmark clearly visible.

Honestly. That is a new one. Yuck.
 

Fucking Rehab. Fuckfuckfuckfuckufcukcuckf. Just stop DB1, just stop. You do this all the time as soon as we all cool off from the last Rehab pic. It's like your the puppet master toying with us.
I think he got all those tatts so that we wouldn't think that huge birthmark was actually a birthmark. There is more square footage of sunglass lens in this picture than there are square feet in the world.
 

choad the the right of red kini hott just got his eyes examined at the eyeball doctor and by eyeball doctor I mean, look at his free glasses with all checkups, loser
 

That's not a birthmark; his mom's vag tried to eat him at birth, resulting in the necrotic tissue from his shoulder to his hand.

They tried to make Pfah go to Rehab
He said no, no, no.

Bridge: 6 over from fat fuck peering out - wondrous ass.
 

If I wanted to see so many grapefruit halves I'd go to the local grocery store.

Seriously ladies - stop it.
 

@darksock....nice one. Amy would be proud. yeah man, there's no way i am setting foot in that cesspool.
 

How is blondie not wearing a top? I mean at all? Even at Rehab they make you pretend to cover up don't they?

Unfortunate location for a port-wine stain on that douche...unfortunate for him because we get to ridicule him for it.
 

why is neo from the matrix hanging out with this crowd? shouldn't he be saving the world or watching internet porn or something?

or wait....is that kim jong il?
 

Oh please, what bothers me the most is the Teenage want to be Douche, posing with the chick in the Red... Training starting early, pucker up for the camera..
 

Nice Blake quote, DB1; here's another one;

“We got married to get to know each other and see if we could make it together.”

- Robert Blake, released murderer/actor
 

What the hell is with those stupid cups with the bendy straw that were such a rage in the early 90s that you see every douchebag and bleeth drinking out of whenever they are at a beach or anywhere they feel bikinis and surfer shorts are allowed to be worn. I have counted about a dozen photos on HCwDB that they are in.
 

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. Never experience REHAB.

-William Blake
 

i cant believe no one recognized the guy to the right of red bikini.

yes, it's the virginia tech shooter.
 

Is that water resistant?
No,not the watch the hair I'm betting it's bullet proof too.

Girl in red asks?
Do these look real? giggle giggle

Asian kid has peeked too soon life is all down hill from here.

Mclovin fake Id work's everytime.
I a pimp today,ha ha ha sooo nice ha ha ha
 

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Although a bastion for both bleeth and Douche alike, I must admit that if presented the opportunity to gaze upon such boobie in a personal setting at Rehab, I would accept.

The hideous birthmark may be a scar from a horrendous titty twister earlier in life that perhaps drove the choad to his Choadtastic ways.

Girl in front makes me want to learn the tantric ways so that I might make an everlasting connection with her various parts.

And by parts I mean boobies.
 

Those scrotes may very well be father and son.
 

Oh my god it's Puyi the Xuantong Emperor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:1922_Puyi.jpg
 

The amount of oil in that water makes the exxon valdez disaster look like a drop of gasoline in a mud puddle.
Who in their right mind would swim in that?
 

There's more sperm in that water than in Godzilla's ballsacs.
 

You spend THAT kind of money on stupid tats and you don't even cover up the hideous birthmark?

that is a sign of a truly self-deluded douche.
 

This guy looks like the OG bag to which all other bags aspire to become. All other bags tremble in his presence. He has way too many symptoms of H.I.D. for his own good. A douche of this magnitude should be dead from bag overload. He has the oversized ridiculous watch, whose sole purpose must be to remind him to flip over when he is tanning, the spikey greasy hair, the armcast of bagtoos, chin pubes, the close proximity to the hotts and let's not forget the gay hand gesture..what the fuck does that mean??? What it means to me is, "Hi, I am a douche..please find a large caliber handgun ASAP and end my pathetic existence." Some rappers have closets full of baseball hats and basketball shoes..this guy has a closet full of white belts...loads and loads of white belts...thin white belts, fat white belts, white belts with rhine stones, etc. But let's give him credit, at least he is outdoors white sporting those oversized Michael Knight shades.
 

danny? what the fuck? where've you been man? missed you around here.
 

Daym...Dirty-blondie just need to move her hand down on Paris a few inshes...then up one...then down..repeat until I'm spent...

from a distance, douche's arm looks like one big bruise. Or shitstain, you figger how it's there.
 

I am not opposed to plastic surgery, including breast implants. What I am opposed to are HORRIBLE IMPLANTS! It is not even that they are fake, it is that they do not resemble breasts. Nice to see young people wading around in an oversized petri dish. There are probably diseases that have not been discovered floating around in that cesspool of douche.

I think the red mark is actually a bite mark from blondie on his left. She looks like a biter.
 

I love Blake:

Douchebag, Douchebag,
Filthy Choad,
In the cesspool of thy scroad,
What immortal fist or boot,
Could crush thy fearful ball bag?

(the answer is "mine")
 

i guess when you dye your hair like paris and buy her sunglasses you can flop your pancake b's where ever you damn well please like paris...now chick in front with the sam rothstien shades is what draws my attention in this hieronymous bosch of douche-bleeth
d-trites its not even her breasts which are plausable unlike many of the peanut or plain m&m breasts you sometimes see...its the chin forward cheesy smile that stirs my loins agreesively...i want to take her up on the bridge bend her over and when i finish simply and unexpectedly drop her into the water below assuming its deep enough...which it isn't so nevermind
 

Pfah:

I don't think I went anywhere, although I have been taking a lot days off recently to drink aqua velva, watch Golden Girls reruns, and attempt to have another kid with the couch.
 

Newsman...Sam Rothstein glasses was pure gold.

Ugh another Rehab picture. Its like everyone who goes there must be some sort of societal smegma. Im glad Paris wannabe has chosen to go topless, its much easier to target the laser scope on my rifle this way.
 

Holy crap, is possibly-Asian PX-glasses douche St. Pat??!!
 

How did that little kid get in there?
 

chick to the left paris hilton skank needs another 'lude. red bikini chick has a marlin lure stuck in her belly. that must hurt. just like my eyes after yet another Rehab pic. nice watch grape-a flave. blondie down front has a sunny, perky smile and nice fake cans. a stripper with a smile like that rakes in the cash because she looks almost sincere when she tells you she likes you.
 

We are witnessing something very special. For every douche, there is an aspiring paduan bagger..kind of like corey haim in Lucas was to Charlie Sheen..they are always right there to hand their master douche a towel to wipe off excessive juice or hand them their shades once indoors or to take an over oxycontined hott off the Jedi douche's hands..they aspire to become a true douche but due to high intellect and affinity for dockers, they have no chance of following in their master's douchesteps..we salute you fake douche...as long as you are around there will always be someone to buy white belts for island baggers all over the globe
 

I am wondering if mini-douche is actually a topless dyke. I mean, the blonde's topless so apparently it's ok...
On the other hand the blonde may be a dude - look at the silhouette of the abs/chest - there's a strange dip which looks to be manly pecs.
 

Look carefully. The blonde's not topless.

The mini-douche is a curious specimen. Perhaps the Douchious Scrotimus reproduces asexually, resulting in identical offspring. But then why the futile attempts to mate with the hotts?

This is going to require further study.
 

Damn, Darksock beat me to it, but he's more douched-out Robert Bake than William Blake.
 

@ anon 7:58 - I don't really see what you mean by the fact that she's not topless...

1. It's not an "around-the-neck" tied top...that's a necklace of some sort (there's no bow behind her neck).

2. The red ties between her and the creepy-looking one belong to the latter (as they match her bottoms).


The 'bag-in-training even has the wherewithall to try for the horns on red's side...nice of her to bring her younger brother to rehab.

@ Darksock 8:46 - I agree...looks like a female version of the schlong sling...if it is on a female...
 

being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony
blake edwards...
isure hope the dude who hoved his keys in red bikini's navel got thrown out...
and if you can't afford to take your son to a cathouse on his 14th birthday there is always rehab
 

The Scrohemian Bagsody

(dedicated to mini-douche)

I see a little silhouette-o of 'bag
Scaradouche, scaradouche, will you do the 'bagdango
All behold the 'bagling -
very very frightening, indeed


Yeah, I know. Too much time on my hands.
But seriously the song didn't make sense to begin with. I mean, what the hell is a "fandango"?
 

What's with the 8 year old Mexican drug dealer?
 

Some are born to sweet delight,
some are born to endless night. And by "Endless night", William Blake meant "simmering in a toilet with a douche of this magnitude".

Red bikini intrigues me. I want to try out a few moves on her. Damn right it's going to hurt.
 

The more I look at this picture, the more confused I get...what the fuck is that mini-douche doing with this bag and hott foursome..it doesn't make any fuckin sense...I think minidouche magically appeared right before this picture was taken and then disappeared unbeknownst to anyone...Maybe he was picked on all his life and died in a tragic atomic wedgie incident and now he is haunting bags..i just don't know
 

IT'S MORRIS! OH MY DEAR LORD! HIS BEGINNING! That's incredible