This douche just got his picture taken at the numba one spa off Interstate 75.
 

Chin pube is just visiting Thailand for ladyboys like this one.
 

LOL! That is too funny. Love that you used the pic.
 

is that really your car? i'm calling bullshit.
 

I'd let her walk on my back, I guess.
 

"You likey happy ending?"
 

Oh man, this is exactly what I needed today - a mildly annoying douchewank, with a super sexy Asian chick. God I love Asian chicks.
 

Don't lie to us Db1, your handicap tag is clearly visible.
 

DB1 wouldn't drive a Mercedes Douche
 

I wonder if the real owner replaced the air bags with douche bags.
 

DB1....you should know better than to park in a spot reserved only for people like The Gator or Joey Porsche. tsk tsk.

pay your ticket and learn from your mistake.

and nice ride my friend, but i'll still beat you 0-60.
 

And a faux-quasi vanity plate? No whey, that ain't Jay.
 

The chick is hot, but her head is a bit to large for her atrophied body.
 

to=too
 

"make bannana cly fo ten mo dorra"
 

Asian is mouthwatering good.
Douche is barely a 1 on the scale.
DB1 in a MB coupe?
That would make all of this a fraud.
I call a Prius or a Scion, or a Mustang II.
 

Is that a CA plate?
 

actually, this is DB1's car.
 

Yeah, that's his show car, but this is his "get around town" vehicle:

http://www.worldrider.com/blog/photos/llama_car-tm.jpg
 

To Hell with DB1 if he's driving that Benz. Pfah drives a Benz, has a hott wife and lives in that city where people shoot themselves in the face. We know where he stands. He is one of us. But you......I took you for some average Joe that drove a Celica or maybe an Acura CL at best. But a Benz? I guess you were running late for your LA Tan appointment. I apologize for the anger/jealousy. I guess you're still ok DB1. This can only be redeemed with a weeks worth of sideboobs, Asians, Brobags, and some where are they nows from the HOS members. You owe us that much and more.
 

I don't know...chin stain, heavy gel, greasy mark o' the bag, open shirt.

True, no real douche face or hand gesture; however, the later is moot as his hands, much to my anger, are otherwise occupied.

The jacket seals it however. WHITE jacket=Bag.
 

@pfah

here's a pic of DB1 driving it, after he got the flames painted on it.
 

http://tribes.tribe.net/amcpacer/photos/6aca875d-a8ff-48c6-8720-f2762a7cd91a
 

ode to my drunken Honolulu rant about a month ago....this tasty pop is one of ours .... she's the kind that'll have ya trying to hang out at the all night Korean places even if when its mandatory squid testicle night, just so you can hear her talk about here business school degree that shes been studying for for the last 5 years in between her gogo sets a the club down the street in the shopping mall.
 

@anon12:22....nice find!! i'll bet DB1 scores big with the LA ladies cruising around in that shaggin' wagon. what a chick magnet.
 

love the site, just found it today. that chin pub is probably the icing on the cake for this tool.
 

Me no go with you. Your caw too ungly. Me no ride in pacer.
 

@pfah

Nice catch on DB1 mobile. I'm surprised you didn't catch him coming out of the douche cave with Robin douche-wonder riding shotgun.

at least he has his priorities straight, get the vanity plate, then buy a car with what's left...

poor DB1, we give him no love, even though he rained an Asian hott on us like hot spring water on a cold mountain side, by water I mean splooge and mountains I mean her asian chest bunnies
 

This appears to be the monthly mixer at the North East Florida Phil-Am Club. Anywhere there is a Navy base you will find bags hitting on the PI hotts.
 

i just don't get the whole 'Asian Hott' thing. i can appreciate pretty girls, but they just don't do it for me. in my opinion, Mediterranean women have it all over the East.

me no rikey.
 

Man I have sooooooo missed the Asian hotts.
 

the gin and tonic along with only using 1/2 of his face to smile should clearly push this bag into scrote-ville territory. as for li'l miss potsticker... me love her long time...
 

Pfah, if you was in Frisco, you'd be frowning down on the Med hotts. Asian hotts just do it for me. so do Latinas, redheads, Natural Blondes, Sistas, as well. Not a lot of Med hotts where i live. Chicago's all segregated like that. All i got is a high concentration of PR hotts, Sistas and Mexican hotts. Sexy asians are so rare here. We only got the hard working ones here. I just dig man. Nothing about massages and happy endings either.
 

@anon 11:47

heh heh...
 

@douchetorious b.a.g.....i hear you. we're all different and thank god. can you imagine how boring it would be if we all liked blonds?

@johnny come douchey........in my opinion, you win the coveted Best Avatar of the Month Award. nice find.
 

@pfah: i can't explain it either. I've just always wanted to bang an Asian chic, but never did. I don't know why I like them, I just do. Don't get me wrong, I'll take the brunette, the blonde, whatever. I'm probably just an idiot.
 

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Not that anyone cares, but I'm with Pfah: A hottie is a hottie, whether she's yellow, brown, black, white, polka dotted, argyle, whatever. I'm like Cap'n Kirk: I'd shag 'em all, given the opportunity.

And yes, other than Aboriginal tribal people that never leave home, I think I've managed to Grieco- a girl of about every racial and ethnic group I can think of, and they're really all the same when you get down to it. No one particular variation of the human species is inherrently more hot that another. I do think a nice British accent makes a 6 go to an 8 in a hurry, though. That's just me.

On to this photo: I'm going to go slam my head in a car door now, thanks.

Oh, and fuck Olive Garden (that's NOT Italian food, people). And Fish Slap. He probably washes dishes there, anyway.

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@batou

A hottie is a hottie.....not necessarily. (avatar)
 

@johnny come douchey.....lovely.

you're the first person to go from winning the Best Avatar of the Month Award (BAMA) to Worst Avatar of the Month Award (WAMA) in under an hour.
 

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Pfah:

Hell, I see the writing on the wall. Let's start us a blog site (maybe Fat Chicks with Hefty Bags? Two girls with one cup?), get a porn site or two to advertise with us, and viola! You can trade in that VW on a Phaeton. Schweet.

You work on the content, writing, graphic design, etc.; I'll handle, um, office supplies.
 

I'm taking this opportunity to question DB1.

Does The Tibetan Book of the Douched not read "And yea, all ye who get vanity plates and Mercedes, then park in handicapped spots and let everyone on the internet know about it, ye shall cross over from minor douchebaggery to level 3 'bagdom."?

But then it also has a section on dumbasses who can't spot photoshop, so I don't know who's in the wrong here.
 

@darksock....i like what you're sayin', but i love the VW i have now. i'll just bank all that extra cash and spend it on beer for me, clothes for the wife, and loads of travel.

and are you sure you aren't taking on too much with the office supplies? that's a big bite to chew my friend.

where in the hell is DB1 today? i thought for sure he'd chime in on this string. maybe he's paying his ticket.
 

@pfah

That cracks me up.....well, off to watch some basketball.

peace out!

*throws a shocker and a pout
 

he's slimy for sure, but more like the type I look past or elbow outta the way as I belly up to the bar... she, I just want to belly up to!
 

This guy is the kind of guy who would mention in every convo about how he was president of his frat senior year of college.

He's got the chin pubes, the earring, the open shirt with chest hair, white coat and the one thing that does it for me completely that I have not seen yet in these comments

HE'S GOT AN F'ING PIECE OF FRUIT IN HIS DRINK.

He's a choad. If this pic was scratch and sniff, it would the smell of Axe body spray and sweet and sour chicken.

I'm a chick and I'd even fortune her cookie.
 

db1 a sl 550 really? i mean what you can't afford a full 100 grand on a car? aren't those 8 cylinders and the lowly 382 hp kinda you know...well, i mean its good enough for a chick, but...at the very least go for the 12 cyl 510 hp sl 600
...yeah i know tax title destination dealer prep and a post deal hooker brings your price over 100k but if if you have to cut it close like that i mean why bother?
 

I'm good with the 'Benz, but parking in aa handicap spot? DoucheBag 1 is spot on
 

I am mentally inserting the sound of her mudhorn soiling his $300 jeans with fecal sperm and dong sweat: "ssssssSPRETCHHHH!"

Sort of the same sound as someone ripping high-grade canvas.
 

Pfah:

No prob, dude; I was totally going to steal supplies from my office. Paper clips, post-its, jelly dongs; you know.
 

Kung-Pao douche. I want to karate kick him in the junk.
 

Mousselini Junk Kick
 

the only thing that really offends me about this guy is the lap candy.

i've always liked asian girls because, thanks to their portrayals in movies and tv, i see them as being somewhat subservient. i like my women that way.

so your next question, why did i marry a woman who is the exact opposite of subservient? good fucking question.
 

@johnie come douchey: Jesus - is that "Glen" Stephani you have for a profile pic??
 

bcs: Is it because you were too afraid to say no when she told you to marry her, lest she sun-dry your testicles and grind them into powder to add to her salad dressing?
 

@darksock.....wait. you have jelly dongs in your office supply closet?!?? well, sunnabitch. and here all this time i thought where i worked was the coolest place on earth.
 

bag queen i think its either devoida stiles or sofonda peters
 

I give her the Bang-kok. After, I'd watch her cook me bacon in her underwear while she smokes a cig and tells me in bad english about the long boat ride in a cargo container.

As for the bag, I'd take his drink, push him down and wipe my ass with his toilet paper sport coat.
 

Oh, and I forgot, I loved the movie Nighthawks 'cause my main man Billy Dee. Sure it had Stalone when he was still a stage 2Bag, but Boy, what a sweet run Billy Dee had in the 80's. Empire, Nighthawks, Jedi and Colt 45 commercials... "works every time Mutha Fucka".
 

@Pfah:

We've actually got 200 pounds o' crawfish purging out back and a couple of kegs (Miller Lite...sorry) icing down on the lounge patio behind the office. We decided to have a crawfish boil today because....um...it's Friday, I reckon.

It got sloppy last year (thank you, intern-that-brought-the-pong-balls). I did doughnuts in the empty property next door; there's still all kinda shit stuck up under the Mustang's undercarriage.

Hop on a non-stop to Dallas, then it's just an 80 minute jump to Gulfport. Bring the wife. Better hurry though.

The jelly dongs are for me to throw into the boil when nobody's looking. I expect hilarity to ensue.
 

This is the hottest hott since Deathtongue's girl lit up HCWDBs last month.

I love you asian hott perfection I would buy you badly made mojitos and let you sit on my lap until DB1 actually had a pimp mobile Merc.
 

Hahaha she IS Asian! That's hilarious! What a hot little gook-ette! Her eyes are different than my eyes! Hahahaaaa...
 

yeah, anon 4:16, hahahahaHOW did a dumbfuck like you manage to turn on a computer, much less type four sentences? Find a different way to spite your dad, you dim racist fuck.
 

I believe Anonymous 4:14 was making fun of the original post, as well as commenters who think it's something special or unusual that she happens to be Asian. Perhaps I'm giving him too much credit, but I thought it was funny.
 

check out the ham hock behind miss hottie. should be supporting a freeway overpass or sum'thin!