Beware what's going on in the background of this pick. You may or may not want to know...
 

An orange Ross Geller caught in the headlights with a "just a friend" smooch. Gee, I wonder why.
 

its just amazing that this choado judd head thinks this faggot hairdoo is cool
just pink with lace shirt amazing, and by amazing I mean Jenny amazing!
 

I want to impale a big pink marshmallow on the end of every one of his quills...then grab my flamethrower and play "campfire".

Dude, you so need to borrow your gf's pressed powder compact. I can't believe the camera flash fired properly with all that fucking shine going on.

Bleah.
 

what the fuck is going on in the background???

I think its some kind of pacaderm in a short black miniskirt being grinded by a run of the mill, average looking Hott?

-jonezy
 

Sweet Jenny has a problem.

She's stuck to this qweef's face grease like a fly on flypaper.

I want to free you Sweet Jenny. I can only imagine that you're a tasty treat.

I hate this guy on so many levels and for so many reasons.

And is that a sausage wrapped in a dress in the background?
 

She looks to forgiveness from the gods as she kisses this tool.
 

Good God.
 

I wish Eraserhead would get stuck in a David Lynch directed Kafka-esque existential nightmare. The likes of which his soul or hair would never fully recover.
 

Perhaps she is simply blowing vigoursly into his tracheotomy hole. That would explain the hair.
 

spiked hair used to freaking mean something..it meant you were willing to take ass beatings at home school in between and going about the normalish teen activities, just for the moments rare though they may be where yours outnumbered theirs and they would run like hell...you needed egg-whites for any decent sized spike because they didn't make crap for douchebags with 15 extra bucks to try out a weekend look...freaking makes me sick...
at least i know but the upward look on the hott and the almost smirk belying her kiss that there is no way bag is getting any...victories though small are never insignificant
 

I often see resemblances between Douchebag behavior, and assorted bird mating rituals. Take any random dormant douche, introduce a girl, and the ritual begins. Usual characteristics include (but are not limited to): prominent display of spikey hair, lack of smiling, aggressive handshaking, random revealing of spray-tanned abs or chest, and all-around perplexing behavior. Here we see a douche exhibiting at least 3 of the aforementioned traits in attempt to woo the nearby Hott.
 

Doesn't the hair remind you of the splendor of magnificent firecrackers going off, the tendrils spreading like plumes? Except instead of being beautiful, magical and sparkly thus inspiring awe and beauty this guy's hair just triggers feeling of rage and disgust?
 

How does he get his hair to stand up like that?

Hope this choad remembers to bring garden shears when it's time for a haircut.
 

Wow, this Douche is actually striking a Zoolander pose!

He looks like one of those pencil toppers that you spin between you hands.
 

I want to strap him into one of those Clockwork Orange chairs that keep your eyes open and force him to watch season 4 of the Golden Girls over and over and over again.
 

What the hell is going on in the background of this picture? -- I must know!

It looks like a skinny girl is riding a fat girl and both are dressed in wrestling uniforms -- and riding each other -- WTF?
 

Noonan:
I believe Pfaf has seasons 1-5 on DVD. The cover with Bea on it has a few stains though.
 

I know this douche. He once tried to start a interpative dance troup named "The Tool Men Group". They failed miserably but he still is a bloody tool. How I would love to see him pinned down on shards of broken glass and then have a handheld circular saw flatten out that skunk fur on his ill-shapen melon.
I need a shot and a beer.
 

The grinding Manatee behind him is generating her own microclimate.
That's why his hair's all fucked up.
 

The more I stare at this pic the more bile, hate and rage I feel. How I would so f*#ki*g enjoy going 300 on this dork lobster and kicking him into some bottomless pit. Thereby saving mankind from witnessing this pile of pus and sea cow cum.
I need a shot and beer to.
 

As I was scrolling down, formulating my scathing and petty retort, I honestly thought "manatee" would be up for grabs. Damn your eyes, bigalow.
 

@ baron - I would have expected a gentleman of your wit and learning to go with sirenian mammal. Don't fret, sir, Dugong is still available within that order and actually seems a bit more appropriate considering the circumstance.
 

Muncheechee
 

hey fatchick sideboob is still sideboob...even when it dangerously verges on back boob
 

I have never seen Johnny Bravo wear anything other than a black t-shirt...he was also white with blonde hair...this guy looks persian so he loses...but I am biased because I hate persians..but that is neither here nor there
 

Be careful dude your hair my kill a pigeon or some other bird.
 

Ahahahaha.... a rush troll. quick - make a wish!
i think i'll bring him with me to the next bingo barn.

There's an all-girl conga-line led by a fat pigeon-toed hooker in the background. How odd...
 

I hope he's in a bar I'm in one day and passes out. I will then stick trash to his hair spikes so it looks like a work release inmate used him to pick up trash on the highway.