This choad is clearly challenging Donkey Douche. I would love to see that smackdown.
 

Miss Henderson? Please call the janitor, someone left a pile of scrote in my cubicle. Thanks.
 

I will overlook the crazy eyes for the sake of that shirt!
 

live strong.....
 

Careful ladies, he might be radioactive
 

JoeyP's older inbred cousin?
 

I'm confused...pale and pasty/meaty left hand in awkward wrist grab of shredded tube---nuclear orange skin tone surrounding puckering cat's asshole.
 

Are you sure that wrist band is yellow? How "Flame On" from Johnny Douche.

where the hell are these people?

Is that an IBM/AIX shirt with a big generator in the back ground? I think this might be some kind of generation Y mainframe party. Hott on the...well, no hotts.

As for donkey douche, is that a donkey-condom in her hand??
 

Holy SHIT!!!!

Now that I look at the whole photo, ALL THREE of them have crazy eyes!

Only one has that shirt, though.

Apparently Douchebag was the missing ingredient...

First Witch
Thrice the brinded choad hath mew'd.

Second Witch
Thrice and once the guido-pig whined.

Third Witch
Harpier cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.

First Witch
Round about the cubicle go;
In the poison'd body spray throw.
Choad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd Smegma sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch
Fillet of a trouser snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tag of dawg,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
KFC Chicken leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third Witch
Scale of dragon, STDs,
Witches' mummy, maw and grease
Of the ravin'd Spray-on Orange,
Root of hemlock crushed in a door hinge,
Liver of blaspheming Douche,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
 

I hate these people
 

heather matarazzo stayed out of the child star gone bad file mostly by finding three people more apeshit than herself
 

That guy may be orange but those chicks aren't hot...
 

Try as I might, I can't find a hott in this picture.
 

"Can I AIX you a question? Does it turn you on when my head looks like a pumpkin that just ate something really sour?"
 

Saw Georgetown take pipe,
On road now, are Badgers next?
Stephen Curry rocks...
 

Nice to see that thier turquoise-tank-topped mom decided to partake in the douchey fun.
 

DB1 has served up a staggering cornucopia of douche hots this week....
 

Ugliest.Chicks.Ever!!!

Ugggggh!

They all deserve each other!!!
 

correct me if i'm wrong, but......

isn't that a HVAC unit in the background?

which would mean they are in a basement somewhere.

wierd.
 

OK, one, those chicks are NOT hott. Not even "Cleveland Hott".

Two, Sun Dried Douche seems to be puckering up and beggin me for a kiss.

Forget the left-in-the-oven-for-too-long hue.
Forget the Livestrong band.
Forget the AIX tee (is that like Germany's version of AXE?)

The DoucheThing over here wants a kiss.

You got 3...women...who'd willingly kiss you, ya douche.

Now go away!
 

at least mini-bleeth's hair matches his orange greased gravy skins, phaf.
 

This ballgreaser is not doing to well in the hot department - isn't he. Let's move on.
 

Hey orange'bag, those girls are busted
 

Talk about a festering, decayed, rotting bag of cat turds piled next to rotting vegetables. If this photo was pus in a cup it would be running over.
It's nice to know that hideous people can hang together.
 

Talk about a festering, decayed, rotting bag of cat turds piled next to rotting vegetables. If this photo was pus in a cup it would be running over.
It's nice to know that hideous people can hang together.
 

tall hott in the black top is next door neighbor hott enough. Like you would come over to help her move a couch and she would have on some sweat pants, socks and an old t shirt with her hair pulled in a ponytail, and she would totally want it. And I'd give it to her till her older brother Jeff came home and saw me hopping the fence. So I dig the hotts. They are South Dakota hott but still hott. California, Vegas, and Jersey hotts are a dime a dozen.
 

Three words:

WHAT THE HELL?
 

Orange Scroteburst is one of those flavors nobody likes so they just leave it in the bag.

anon @ 11:04, that's not a kissy face, that's a suction face. Scroteburst is using his Friday-night-at-the-Rainbow-Banana "talents" to suck all the hot out of these women's souls. It's like a fucking Japanese RPG in that basement, and the girls are down to 27/375 HP (Hot Power)
 

@ douchetorious B.A.G. - if this is South Dakota hot -- I hate to see what North Dakota hot looks like.
 

This is what happens when public schools outsource the changing of air filters. 'Bag looks like he got caught in the dessicant wheel of the air exchanger overnight.
 

orangebag's checklist for the evening...

spray on tan? check
livestrong gaycelet? check
cubic zirconia ear bling? check
bootleg a/x shirt? check.
pack of virginia slims deluxe ultralight menthol 120's? check.
coleco's electronic quarterback clipped to jeans? check.


locked and loaded.

lookout ladies, chip is ready to roll.

and by roll, i mean off a cliff. a very, very high cliff.
 

it is a sad day when a Malick film is obscure....
 

love the "Days of Heaven" reference DB1... unlike this pic that movie is visually stunning. like watching art happen... or paint dry, depending on your inclinations

this pic is like watching shit happen
 

Agent Orange loves Craig's List... He couldn't get laid without it!
 

Left Hott's tubby right tit is smoking Orange Julius's cigarette
 

@ evenrant - Having been to North Dakota, I will attest that these three would be the hottest, and skinniest, chicks in the entire state. Take a trip to the Fargo Hooters some day if you're feeling just a little too controlled by your libido. The corn fed heifers in there will reduce it to a quivering pulp in under 15 seconds.
 

eh, i'd do their mom.
 

These are four of the raunchiest people to walk our planet. This is what our soldiers are protecting? Good grief.

The ciggy and and wrist grab clinch this one. Not a weekly winner as there are no hotts, but certainly deserving of some strange mutant Douchey. Crazy eyes, yes.

Clementine is scaring me, but strangely I'm kind of into it. Good stuff.
 

@clementine: Something is rotten in the state of New Jersey.
 

Where are the hot chicks? Those girls are fugly!
 

Looks like Bag O' Latern was cleaning up on 80's night.
 

heater matarazzo on the left once got sent home fro high school because her belly shirt was showwing too much boob...seriously how does a woman under 80 get so long in the teet...i gotta admit i keep coming back to bug eyed utta face in the hulkamaniac boob shirt...for some reason chicks with good bodies and nothing else work for me
 

...just a load of spilled ugly, keep the line going, move along....
 

It is so nice to see another Jaundouche specimen.

But isn't that the Brady Bunch maid by his left shoulder, getting besmirched by douchepit juice?