aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

Ah. Wayne Static from Static-X. I have his CD, Wisconsin Death Trip. It is pretty good. I never expected him to be on this site. Oh well.
 

Well, we do have to give him some leeway for being in the music industry. And what can I say, I'm biased cause I like Static-X. However, the beard crap he has going on pisses me off. One would think that a long ass beard would get in the way of playing a guitar...
 

Jesus wept
 

He has to tie up his shoulder hair like that too.
 

When Denim died it was replaced by Choads with painted nails.

And that's at the AVN awards. I saw it saturday. It was like the funniest thing I ever saw. the Starlet of the year (Sasha Grey) was crying and all that. May have been the highest concentration of Douche and Bleeth in the same room.
 

Static is the man, man.
 

is that Lindsay Lohan? (shudder...)
 

Ever notice that crappy music is made by douches?
 

He's a musician? He should be able to afford Rogaine then.
 

you better fucking apologize for putting wayne static on here
 

What the fuck is that a hair tie coming of his neck? Dude also has a nasal problem by look of that nostril nostril. Possibly a "blow" condition.
 

took a picture of your cooch
and your standing by a scrote
its pink and wet and pretty
but its looking pretty worn
putting egg whites in your gel
stiffins up the hair
the troll doll look is great
but the roaches have attacked

i don't need to know a musical chord
but i can be the object of a big bleeth score

rehab isn't to far away
closer to it every day
no matter what this blog might say
 

Static-X sucks almost as much as country music.
 

@pfah to an angry 17 year old awkward fat kid, the album wisconsin death trip kept me from shooting up my school
 

damn, i guess when you are that ugly, you have to play up the "extreme" look. just like the douches that you know got their asses whipped everyday in school, when they are in their 20's, they try and pump up, or some other disguise, but you can still see the real douche.
 

Ohhh, dude. Your kids are going to have so-oo much fun with that picture of you about 18 years from now ... :-(
 

that chick is tera wray, porn star.
 

I didn't know you could be Amish and a douchebag simultaneously.
 

@bcs....well, for that i am thankful. maybe 'sucks' was too strong of a word. how's about 'not my thing'?

country music still sucks though.
 

what. in. the. sam. hill. is wrong with people these days!?
 

Oh please let this STAY in Vegas.
 

"I didn't know you could be Amish and a douchebag simultaneously."

It's hilarious 'cause it's true
 

1.21 GigaDoucheWatts!
 

24 comments and no one knows that DB1 has aged himself by spoofing a hit by soft rock band extraordinaire Air Supply?

I guess I've aged myself, too (and I couldn't possibly give a flying fuck what a "Static-X" would be).

Now I need to decide who I hate more:

this loser, for all that is good and decent in the world

OR

DB1 for putting that damn song into my mind.

I know, I'll find relief by summoning a different Soft Rock classic:

Hangin around
nothin to do but frown
rainy days and mondays
always gets me down
 

You really should take into account the fact that static X fans are not in the least way douchy. they're usually the goth metal kids in all black with makeup playing DDR in the mall. consider Wayne Static their leader. Let them have something to live for, like growing out that chin stash, or that if you spike your hair enough, you can land a porn star. think of the children.
 

holy shit, The Carpenters??!?

nicely played anon. now i have that ridiculous song in my head.

ok, fine. try these lyrics on for size:

let them leave you up in the air
let them brush your rock and roll hair
let the good times roll
let the good times roll-oll
won't you let the good times roll.
 

Why would anyone bring an Amish farmer all the way out to Hollywood just to electrocute them?

'bout to float keg no. 1; where u at Pfah?
 

@darksock....geez, really? i would kill for a beer right now. i am still in my office trying to finish up an ad. it's gorgeous outside and i am staring at a monitor. ugh. kill a pint for me friend.
 

let me age myself by offering some for once unadulterated juliana hatfield
Wasted ruined tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this
Pasty dirty sweaty faithless, greasy dirty smelly wretched
Make it be a whore a tabloid cliche,
Nasty spoiled deceptive wrecked
Mousey grungy deceptive wrecked

What a life, you wear it like propriety.
What a life, you do it like you really mean it.
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie.
What a life, what a life, what a life.

STD's sick sex drug-addled debauchery monger
Messy stringy pathetic hopeless, dregdy stringy pathetic hopeless

What a life, you wear it like propriety.
What a life, you do it like you really mean it.
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie.
What a life, what a life, what a life.

Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy.
Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy.
Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, open like a cut.
Pick it like a scab, feed it like a dog.

What a life, you wear it like propriety.
What a life, you do it like you really mean it.
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie.
What a life, what a life, what a life.

Wasted ruined tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this
Greasy dirty sweaty smelly
Faithless grungy pathetic wretched

What a life, you wear it like propriety.
What a life, you do it like you really mean it.
What a life, I watch it like a scary movie.
What a life, what a life, what a life.
 

FUCK YOU !

Static X rocks you mutherfuer!!

you fucking WISH you could have that piece of ass and look cool and be famous and make money like him

this website SUCKKKKKKKKSSS
 

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
 

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Anon @ 1:48 --

Pfffft... I don't think so. I can -- and do -- much better. You can have all the porn-ass you want, Mr. Low-Standards. Hope your medical premiums are paid up to date.
 

Wave yo' hair in the air
Like yo' jus' don care!
 

To squash and Anon McDouche 1:48

Squash.....Don't ever speak against porn hotts and this site. Not cool. They are just good girls doing bad things. Or bad girls doing good things.

Anon........
This site and copycats like it give people like you that should have been running down your uncle's face a voice. RESPECT!!!!!
 

Oh my God. The hair. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Best hair seen on this site since the rooster.
 

Maybe he just mistakenly put his finger into a electrical socket? Ha, doubt it.

Either way, going out in public with that on top of your head deserves endless mockery. There is no God.
 

He gets a pass cause he's in a band. However, he looks like a complete douche. Static Douche.
 

@b.a.g. --

I sincerely apologize, my brother.

I didn't mean to demean the porn hotts, in general. However, there are a some out there who are worthy of contempt, having crossed the skank boundary into a diseased and drugged excuse for an existence. And unlike me, they have no intention of returning.

I would not dare touch them with Plinky's mom's prosthetic leg(s).

Hope this clears things up.
 

Yah, gotta say I actually like this guy. I think the douchebaggery might have been mistaken here, but oh well. still love it!
 

Wow, scrotum-length neckbeard ponytail. I bet he braids his pubes.
 

its not like there is anything douchey about someone with hair and a beard like that

really now come on
 

Does anyone else feel the need to snap into a Slim Jim?

That dude can cram it, holy cow.
 

The funny thing is - this guy does all this outlandish shit to make himself look utterly bizarre & then probably cops a pissy-ass attitude when somebody looks at him. What a total goober.
 

lol Static-X sucks
 

Is that Kid or Play? I can never remember which one was which.

Either way, the years haven't been kind to him.
 

Wayne and STatic X are not goth you douchebag. They are industrial metal and besides that Waynes a hell of a cool guy.
 

eh, she looks like Katie from Animal House. And she was only middling, really.

I'm all out of lube,
I'm so dry without you,

... that's all I got. Darksock, care to finish?
 

That'll teach him to stand under a Douche Magnet.
 

i know just how to haiku
and to limerick if i try
but i'll never try to whack off, when the scrotebags make me cry

i know just what to look for
and i can pick up all the ling
i know how gay the bags seem
and the poses make me scream
but the bleeths look paid to smile
and stare off half a mile

but i dont know how you how do it
jacking of
looking at other guys
jacking off
looking at other guys
jacking off
looking at other guys
 

Wayne Static is an asshole. He was a (weak) part of the family values tour that came through Biloxi a few years back. He spent his whole set bitching about his spotlight being too bright, then started talking shit about the guy operating the spotlight. Fuck him and his 15 minutes, which, btw, are up.
 

Must. pluck. out. eyeballs. NOW.
 

@snoop d 10:26

Yeah, I was about to run screaming outside so I could stare at the sun until my eyeballs were a nice golden brown, but its raining. This is clearly a case of divine intervention because if I had done that I would no longer be able to see boobies. The archangel Boobael was clearly with me this day. Amen.
 

Let's be honest: even if you like Static X you have to admit that this guy does the hair thing to extreme douche levels.

Even if this scrotes songs could cure cancer and make blind children see, it would not make up for that hair.

kingcityDouche
 

Douse his fucked up hair in kerosene and light his putrid ass up like a candle. Fuck this choad. Static Taint is more like it.
 

Wayne Static is awesome.
 

He's a loser...
He's a loser, she said!!
 

I've seen him in public...he's a little less than 5ft tall....
 

I thought douchebags were the f@gs that qoute nickelback while playing beerpong...hmmmm I dont think StaticX does that.