She makes my decimal dewy. I love me some hot nerds.

No, I said "hot nerds," headband douche, not "hot turds." Go away.
 

Eva Angelina glasses. nuff said
 

I love that look - naughty librarians/nerdy girls.

Say, that Giovanni Ribisi has put on some weight, hasn't he?
 

Dog tags and a mandana, always appropriate.

Dude looks like he's trying to do a Brando impression. I bet he goes to ITT Tech and drives an S-10 P'up.
 

i'm gonna start carrying a spiked bat around with me for dumbasses with mandanna headbands. he's a gorilla who's just been captured from some deep, dark, jungle in the southern hemisphere; and she's the hot scientist who discovered him, and tho she tried with all her might to domesticate him, she got this instead.
 

she's got the full outfit on, as well. note the little house on the prarie blouse, with i'm guessing the black skirt/garter belt/stocking combo...



oh man, be right back...
 

first time checking out this site...

outstanding! much fun is being had right now as im perusing :)
 

ooooooh i want to feed her my carrot. if you know what i mean. *winkwink*

whats up doc?


fuck fish slap
 

notice the pout on douche's face...
that's not for the camera, no...
he knows that his time with this hott is limited at best. he pulls her tightly towards him, deathgrip around her waist, knowing full that she's looking at the cameraman with "that look"...he will start many fights on this night.

"hey man! what the fuck are you looking at?!?" will be his constant refrain.

hers will prolly be something like, "chillax, spencer!"


holy crap, she's pretty.
 

What I can't imagine is, this guy looking at himself in the mirror after putting on the mandana and saying "Yep, that's just the look I'm going for."

She doesn't do much for me, although I'd let her do much for me if she offered.

douche equis
 

I'd say he's just gay.
 

I'd say he's just gay.
 

@ anon 11:29
ooooooh i want to feed her my carrot. if you know what i mean. *winkwink*

Beta-carotene doesn't work that way. She should just get Lasik.
 

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!

What do we study here?
THE WAY OF THE FIST SIR.
And what is that way?
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.
I can't hear you.
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.


and speaking of whacks off......nice glasses sweetie.
 

Kobra Kai + Carson Kressley = this guy.

She vaguely reminds me of Eva Peron. With hipster librarian glasses.
 

i'd like to defile her microfiche
 

I'd guess, based on the melancholy pout, he's developed the sudden impulse to swap blouses with her, throw some champagne and a strawberry into a spritzer flute, and knock out a few tunes from Pirates of Penzance
 

Sheer, tailored, linen blouses are very nice..........ON GIRLS! Since when did cross-dressing become the new douche?
 

Between the guy's face and his shirt, all I can think of here is Chris Kattan in Night at the Roxbury. Just saw that movie for the first time a week ago...I LOL'ed when Richard Grieco showed up. Nowwww I understand the Grieco jokes on here.
 

Nice shirt, douche. Didn't they have anything more sheer for your big night out on the town, or is that maybe so nothing gets in the way of that Axe assaulting everyone's senses?

She is adorable. He is poo and in need of a fast flying shoe to the head. Preferably something with pointy ends.
 

Michael Flatley douchebag dress up with Giovanni Ribissi "I'm trying to be a short tough-guy" look. Either way, douchebag supreme.
 

I'd card her catalog. I'd check out her biography section. I'd read Tom Sawyer to her in the dim light of a room's worth of screensavers.
I'd run him through the Wendy's square patty maker device.
 

ah yes, my noble baron goo.

i was just thinking of my own greed, again, as usual, and only wanting to take advantage of her chippy little over bite... for that she might just want to keep the glasses on.

oh and...


fuck fish slap
 

@ ed

In response to you question... I'd say around 2005 or so?

As to the duo in this pic... she is breathtaking. He makes me want to stop breathing. What the fuck is on his head - his own pastel polyester tie??
 

@heather1:42,

3 years huh? That's practically a lifetime in fashion, or 9th grade in douche years.

Thanks for the info.
 

Bags like this dipshit piss me off far more than uber-bags like Fish Slap and Gator.

I love when little 5'9" midgets like baby 'bag here puff up their scrawny little chicken chests and hold our their bony little chicken arms as if they're going to throw down at any moment. Nothing says "I'm terrified some other dude is gonna snag my chick" more clearly than strutting like an angry rooster. I know I'm terrified just from looking at the photo. Imagine if one was there in person. I'd be so afraid, I'd...I'd...I'd probably punch this ass hat in the mouth just for acting like this.

Get it straight tiny terror;
You're not tough.
You're not ripped
You're not cool.
You're not a snappy dresser in your mom's fraying Woodstock souvenir shirt.
You're not handsome.

You're an angry little napoleon-douche who got lucky. You're being photographed with a very lovely, very subtly sexy young woman. Smile and be happy you pathetic micro-twat.
 

God I miss KellyBelly..........
 

@ ed

You are most welcome.
9th grade in douche years... sounds right. Isn't that about where douchitude stays put?
 

He looks like that idiot Dominico from MTV...

Where's Tila Tequila??!
 

From the retarded look on his face, I'd say the mandana is covering a gaping head wound.
 

@ douche bigalow:

he is the very model of a modern major genital.
 

Nice, Negative. Very nice.
 

Ugoff called; he wants his glasses back.
 

Too obscure? Here:

http://img12.exs.cx/img12/6653/Ugoff.jpg
 

I bet this guy talks with a baby voice not only during sex, but all the time. Fuck you, Latka douche.
 

I'm guessing he is unaware that Zoolander was a comedy.
 

Hot for teacher. That Adam Ant video. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more. I'd like to cuddle up to her card catalogue. He can't read.
 

"But I don't WANNA be a pirate!"
Oh yes you do, douchebag. Yes you do.
 

@ Negative:

Your username is AWESOME. Marry plz?
 

Hmm, it seems as if his head is tilted to the perfect geometric angle to align with the nebula and extract maximum cosmic doucheness....
 

Pauly Shore's blouse is almost as pretty as hers. Good thing he has the dog tag to distinguish between the two. Why do I think the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy isn't working?
 

Lord of the Dance douche desperately wants to prove his heterosexuality by squeezing pseudo-intelligent hottie, but not quite enough to give up his his lucky baby blue headband. It's not just for looking awesome, it keeps the hair gel from running down into his eyes. Flashy and functional, friends.
 

Are we sure someone didn't just DRAW those glasses on her? Rufus Wainwright douche seems to be saying, "Wait! I'm gay. What do I do with this?"
 

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Dominico Douche. The sex is aloud to dress up whenever she wants, however she wants. You need to wait for halloween Dominico
 

Domineco is bravely hiding his tears after losing Tila. But Domenico goes on!
 

Yes, the Librarian looks tempting. I actually would prefer her with the glasses on. I imagine she looks better with them then without. Smart girls gone wild without a doubt!

Ask for the Dominico looking for love look a like. It looks like he borrowed that shirt from his sister for the night. Along with her leggings which this Douche is clearly using as the classic Mandana! How Douche like of him! His dog tags probably say "I am so Douchetastic" on them.
 

Puffy Shirt - I don't wanna be a Pirate!

Chick needs a load deposited promptly.