No, dude, Carl's Jr. would be totally cool about it....aw, man....
 

Ummm, this guy submitted a resume to you, DB1?

btw, ARE you hiring?
 

don't be a yo yo....and you wouldnt make this site douchebag.
 

I don't think his career as a fluffer will really suffer if his photo is on this site. Put it back up please!
 

Regarding this disturbing pic: Left "Tittles" bikini top Hott fellated Fish Slap so hard she dislodged his star tatt and broke her neck.

It's nice to see Booger living well off of the Revenge of the Nerds residuals. He needs to work on that spare tire around his waist though.

Blondie's tongue is so far out her starfish must be puckering.

That must be one of their Moms in the background weeping.
 

Is left brunette wearing a Skittles brand swimsuit?

Taste the rainbow.
 

nice grammar. i'm guessing you're subbing a resume to the heritage foundation?

jackass. you should be proud of your fifteen minutes.
 

wow yo-yo bag ups really does run the tightest ship in the shipping business...and we already know what being a brown-eye can do for you...besides how do you google a picture anyway?
 

Dear Yo-Yo 'Bag,

Thank you for submitting your resume and work samples to our company. After quickly breezing over your work, and barely paying attention to the resume, we've decided that an employment opportunity at our firm is not remotely possible for you. Ever.

Had it not been for a picture of you that was posted on HCwDB.com, you probably would have been hired. But after viewing your picture, our Human Resources Manager stated that we don't hire complete and total douchebags at our firm.

Good luck in future endeavors.

Best,
Guwana Fukyerself
Human Resources Assistant
 

You know why shit's tapered?
so you're asshole don't slam shut.
 

News flash for you Yo: your only "career" is being a full time douche. Now, supersize my Happy Meal pronto, before I call your manager.
 

YoYo,
Your future employment as a cell phone salesperson, JimmyZ's register worker, any mall Kiosk sophisto and pig fucker are no longer in jeopardy.
Don't let anybody ever tell you you don't have drive and by drive I mean a future of divorce, trailer parks and skin cancer from Axe Spray.

-Arkansas Dave
 

"Tittles: Taste the herpes."
 

The picture will not effect future employment, being a douchebag will.
 

beach party at the storage locker!!!!!now bag is relatively minor except fpr the choadish glasses and the s bling...what makes him a douchebag is functionality metabaggery if you will...as a scrote you goal is to get your package as close the the bleeths meemaws as possible kinda hard with that flotation device in the way eh?
i bet skittles chick plays softball but thats not what we are about so pink scrunchy bleeth wtf...i know perhaps its ironic looking like 1986 and all but no we don't need another roxette...
i love the gwennyth in the back round looking down like where my boobies go?and dude in solid dark blue shirt will assault someone before the night is over
 

There once was a douchebag named Yo Yo,
Who hit on chicks that did Go-Go.
He cried to his mom
When he appeared on HCwDB.com,
Now he asks, "Would you like carne or pollo?"
 

He's just hiding from the cops. The kidnapping charges he faces are too much to handle. He obviously had that hott in a headlock.
 

Good idea. A fat guy really stands out on the Internet these days.
 

You can take away our pics, but you'll never take away our memories of the stupid individual who was actually IN the photo making a total drunken douche of himself while groping an underage hottie and flashing what he thinks is some sort of gang sign.
 

You can take away our pics, but you'll never take away our memories of the stupid individual who was actually IN the photo making a total drunken douche of himself while groping an underage hottie and flashing what he thinks is some sort of gang sign.
 

It's tough to get a job mopping floors when you are published online as a douche who creates a grease trail on them! Good luck, Yo-Yo. We are always here for you.
 

Shittles! Taste the Asshole!
 

Since duke went ahead and got it started @8:16, I guess I'll jump on in...

Yo's concerned about possible jobs
But according to philosopher Hobbes
His fate's preordained
A career he'll obtain
Making tips for polishing knobs
 

There once was a 'bag they called "Yo,"
Who saw his pic posted and said "No."
He dreams of being a mobster,
and buses Red Lobster,
A career on the fast track, but slow.
 

aww what a little whiny wanker. suck it up mang you're a douche. i doubt you'd be seriously considered for any position that falls under a "career opportunity" in the first place. i would suggest a grammar checker for your resume if it turned out anything like that email.

And, wtf? did plastic wrap girl break tittles neck? there's more than just alcohol in them cups. scary shirtless dude makes me want to hide under my desk. he's the guy who pretends to be gay just to cop a feel.
 

HCwDBs won't hurt your career any more than, say, your not knowing the difference between 'affect' and 'effect'.

Dumbass.
 

affect you yo-yo
 

YOYO,
Shut the "F" up. Be glad you were even given the chance to be on here.
The paper or plastic sir industry will always have room for a Geo driving, GPC smoking, butt plug wearing dingleberry such as yourself. So have no fear you 6 year community college participent. Carry on tard.
 

YO Yo

Your job as a stunt ass in gay movies is pretty secure. You should be honored to have been even considered. Legends like Ricky didnt even win the weekly.

Lamest takedown email EVAR!!!
 

Tony Stewart in the back is scamming on blond hotts titays.
 

I enjoyed his sad attempt at creating a frammatically correct sentence, complete with multi-syllable words. Who are you trying to kid? Seriously? It makes you more of a moron.
 

I'm not sure whether that's Skittles's back or chest. Maybe frat-douche has her head-spinning
 

I once didn't get a job because I was a douchebag.

Oh wait, that's right, I asked the HR goon if the photo of his daughter he had on his desk was 18 yet. Ah well, you live, you learn.
 

Fuck!

I've long wondered: Does DB1 verify that the complainer is legit? What are the odds that somebody who visits this blog would know THAT PARTICULAR DOUCHE PERSONALLY and tell him?

DB1 should ask for another photo to verify. Or Photoshop a blur over the face, leaving the Hot for posterity.
 

I knew that yo yo was a total self consumed drunken fratbag.... by his whiny ass submission for takedown he proves his complete & total stealth douchitude for lacking any self effacing humour. it's settled yo yo bag, the only career advancement you get will be from the tip of "yo frat bros" dicks!
 

This guy just joined a new boy band...The Inflatable Douchebags.
 

Yo-yo,

I certainly hope that we have caused you no irreparable harm with our mocking. I know how difficult the job market is right now; indeed, I'm still waiting on my second interview for Chuck E. Cheese.

I also have a third interview slotted for Friday with Morgan Stanley for a Senior Investment Vice President in International Trade, Pacific Region.

It's a tough climate out there. I know that the car detailing and speaker installation worlds would not be the same if you were denied an opportunity to let your God-given talents room to flourish. It would be a colder, crueler place if you weren't given the chance demonstrate your creative vision through a late-night reset of the plush aisle at Toys R Us.

And Jiffy Lube would be far less "Jiffy" and far more "Lube".

Again, please accept our humble apologies.
 

@ the bageteer

I completely agree. Black out the douche, leave the hott.

Also: "... my career opportunities because of the stupidity of some individual who submitted it."

Replace "stupidity" with "awesomeness" and it's a way more accurate statement.
 

POOL PARTY AT PLINKY'S! ! !