Thursday, March 27, 2008
The Peeps Crush
You know how certain girls who do a lot of yoga reach that rarified state I like to call "firm 'n soft," where they're tight and lean, but also soft and pillowy, like a microwaved peeps marshmallow?
It is that beautiful contradiction of ass kicking hardbody and soft bouncy boobies that weird little tiny midgets bounce up and down on while dressed in clown suits, that sends in my boobie circus.
My psychedelic boobie circus.
She is that perfect contradiction of firm 'n soft. Stone and marshmallow peeps.
Seeing her getting squished between House of Pain before they head over to Sue's house to play hockey with Mikey and T-Bone makes me want to pull out a gatt behind The Dresden.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:12 AM 
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I really wish I knew the location of the pics.
She is a ball of adorable. I'd love to swoop in and rescue her from "Scrote Said Fred."
She is a ball of adorable. I'd love to swoop in and rescue her from "Scrote Said Fred."
# posted by 
: 7:08 AM
: 7:08 AM
A better question...which guy just got out of the joint? It's a trick though...they were cellmates!
# posted by : 7:12 AM
: 7:12 AM
These 2 look like the kinda Turds that pay semi hots to fuck them in the back of the van for the slimy website they run called sancho's.
Only way they ever get laid.
Turdacious
Only way they ever get laid.
Turdacious
# posted by : 7:16 AM
: 7:16 AM
You can practically see the Bleeth spirit entering her!
And someone should tell Jeff Garciadouche on the right that no man looks "badazz" while sipping from straws.
And someone should tell Jeff Garciadouche on the right that no man looks "badazz" while sipping from straws.
# posted by : 7:17 AM
: 7:17 AM
I'm giving the hott a pass on this one. I, too, would want to get a pic with Right Scrote Fred if I saw them in a club.
Perfect "Swingers" reference. You see that guy on the left. I want you to remember him...
He's the scrote, behind the scrote, behind the scrote.
Double down.
He's the scrote, behind the scrote, behind the scrote.
Double down.
The hott is trying too hard to be accepted. I feel sorry for her. These bags will try and take advantage of her. My guess is they are "photographers" or in the entertainment business.
# posted by : 7:46 AM
: 7:46 AM
i know this is gonna come off as nit-picky, but nice antiperspirant stains on the shirt, guy on left!
also, why the long face?
my goodness, she's tasty!
also, why the long face?
my goodness, she's tasty!
Jackie Earl Hayley douche - unhand that Hott and get your skeevy sippy straw brother away from her too. Ugly runs deep in the Scrote Said Fred family - Lake Baikal Deep.
I'm with the DB1 on this hott, she's perfect - soft yet firm with lusciously perfect sized BOOBIES!!!!
Did I mention BOOBIES!!!
Her's are lovely, nice and firm and round.
What a great way to start the day.
BOOBIES!!!!
I'm with the DB1 on this hott, she's perfect - soft yet firm with lusciously perfect sized BOOBIES!!!!
Did I mention BOOBIES!!!
Her's are lovely, nice and firm and round.
What a great way to start the day.
BOOBIES!!!!
# posted by : 8:05 AM
: 8:05 AM
She looks a little too much like Britney for me, but whatever - those boobies are pure perfection. The sandwich around her is Grade-D pure douche, plain and simple.
Good god. If I had a daughter and the one on the left came within ten feet of her, I would need a gatt. I need a shower after just looking at this picture.
Re: Douche on the left. So that's what Dee Snyder's been up to since losing Gone Country.
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
@ BleethLVR995
"..the model for the Easter Island head.."
That is hilarious!!!
The Hott does have that easy access dress, good for a quick fuckin
"..the model for the Easter Island head.."
That is hilarious!!!
The Hott does have that easy access dress, good for a quick fuckin
# posted by : 9:56 AM
: 9:56 AM
Dee Snider and Vin Diesel's retarded younger siblings are making a looks-like-a-girl-I-went-to-high-school-with sandwich.
How quaint.
How quaint.
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
holy shit mark messier looks terrible...but i find myself strangely attracted to wayne gretsky, has he changed his hair?
# posted by : 10:42 AM
: 10:42 AM
How appropriate that Douche Left has a tattoo of deep-fried horse shit.
She looks like the little girl on the Coppertone bottle but all grown up... god damn how I'd like to see her tan lines.
She looks like the little girl on the Coppertone bottle but all grown up... god damn how I'd like to see her tan lines.
all I can think of is the millisecond it would take for that dress to hit the floor once we were alone
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
She's sandwiched between the Church of Satan guy and the Midnight Oil guy....???
WTF, gurl?
WTF, gurl?
# posted by : 3:16 PM
: 3:16 PM
hey!!!! that's me I'm the girl hahahahahahaha.... that pic was taken at club space in miami.... hahaha i promise i dont know those dudes .... and how did this pic get up here? its from my facebook . lol watevr.... MWAXXX
luv Emma :)
luv Emma :)
# posted by : 2:12 AM
: 2:12 AM
Emma, welcome. Let me explain an important rule of this site -- you have to leave a phone number, or at least an e-mail address, when you post. If you're female. And have nice boobies. For both of which you qualify.
douche equis
douche equis
I've come back to this pic several times hoping I might be able to put into words the inhuman level of nitrodouchebaggery captured here. Majestic as it is, the English language simply cannot quite touch its essence. I would like to mention that this photo may show the most extreme Hottie/Douchey polarization ever put on film. And since English won't quite do it, I'll just say: sphincter McDouchecream quizzical anal clownbutter! ! !
There. I feel a little better.
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There. I feel a little better.
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