The T-Shirt is somewhat douchey, there is not a typical douche facial expression going on, but that hair pushes him into douche status. I like the blonde. The brunette, not so much.
 

That's a young Exene Cervenka on the right, and Flea's douchebag brother in the middle.
 

Kinda looks like a picture from AVN...ya know the ones of creepy fans posing with their favorite porn stars?
 

The guy actually looks like a dick douche! Seriously... You put the pointy end into your dick hole, squeeze his little head, and presto! Your peepipe is clean as a whistle!

I'm new here, but I look forward to sending you pictures from my humble bar in Vegas of the vast assortment of douchery I have to deal with nightly.
 

gotta love the black fingernails too... it says "I'm different and misunderstood, just like everyone else."
 

UGH!! Pink! Seriously, fucking pink. OK, so one time in college I tried to dye my hair blond and it came out orange. Sucked. But pink? Seriously? I don't get it. Maybe it goes well with the fingernails.

Damn, I really can't stand this guy. I'll take the blonde though...
 

Ugh. Nu-metal douche. What a depressing sub-genre to be in. I guess that's a collection jar for his hair stylist in the foreground.

He's a little teapot, pink and stout; lookit the boobies, whip it out.

That is NOT my cock ring in his ear.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna see if Caption This broke 500 posts yet.
 

of course, he HAD to be wearing a shirt for some mainstream buttmetal band of emo polesmokers.

The pink hair and nailpolish wasn't bad enough.

He's pretty damn close to being a gaybag in my book.


Blondie sure looks like she'd be an amazing fuck tho. I think it has something to do with the arched back and her peppy grin...
and her boobies. can't forget the boobies.
 

I'm betting the brunette is the DB's sister and blondie is some hottie that they ran into and got a snap with. I can't stand the thought of his painted fingernails touching the hottie's bare skin.
 

Well I see what 25/cents and a lucky pull on the one armed bandit get's your bi-sexual sister and brother pair from suburban little rock, ak.

I feel like this is some kind of twisted physics experiment, this guy is the douche-machine and on the right side you have planet bizarro and the left have planet on a cock and enjoy the moons.
 

pink, it was douche at first sight

price is right girl boobies

and christie, the chubby girl i'd skip school with to go smoke pot in her car

oh and lets not forget the sow in the background

jesus christ, her face is more swollen than darksocks penis when he forgets to take the cock ring off before he goes to bed
 

BCS:

I hate it when I do that. The last time I did that it got pissed off and flew across the room. Kinda like Mike Tysen does when he's on meth.
 

Pinky is a badass, your are right DB1. Not just anyone can be in highschool for 7 years.
 

wowza ka zowie... thank you DB1 for the tremendous inner side boob... that is indelectable (unh) slab of key lime chestpuff.

douche bag also has a flavour... rasberry dipped doggie dookie
 

Violence...trying...to not...committ...violence....
 

@darksock by the way, Part 2 of My drunk wife: the animated series is done.
 

pinky's mom has got ginormous bombs
she left the pole now she works dot.coms
pinky i can't scold for his douchebaggery
i know i should have put one on
when i took a ride on pinky's mom
 

I need to learn 3 chords and where to get stupid shirts. That blonde looks game for anything. Muy capable.
 

Innerboobs is a start Mr Parked my douched out Benz in the handicapped spot. Then I look at Pinky's hand and it all goes to shit.
 

@bcs - Excellent. Your finest work to date. When does part 3 of the trilogy debut?

The old "pick a fight to get her angry so you can have make up sex" routine - 60% of the time it works every time.
 

i propose the term reverse angle side hooter or r.a.s.h. for the new phenomena
 

Pinky and his women are very tall. The lettering on his shirt wraps all the way around and reads, "PLEASE DISREGARD SEVENFOOT DOUCHEBAG!"
 

bcs the real brilliance of your work is that i could almost hear the switch in your brain turn to...damn i can use this...brilliant
 

BCS:

I laughed, I cried, I cringed, I searched my house for the microphone you planted there.

You need to pitch your shit to HBO. Seriously. It would plug the hole that Sopranos left.
 

bcs - Oh, I feel for you. The nightmare that is your life. Her midwestern accented yapping must be tough to bear. Godspeed, and good luck.
 

I don't mind this pinhead. Maybe it's because I used to hang out with punkers and had a mohawk myself, till I decided I wanted to someday be hired.

Rawk on, Pinky. But just get a better colour for that thing, k? Cuz pink is gay, m'kay? That's what I say. Yay.
 

i'll go ahead and say that bcs has it better than he's making us out to think.

no man that is that self-deprecating is actually living that life. so let me just say then, that i am happy a guy as cool as bcs has found such a compliment to himself. bully for you my friend.

of course, if the opposite is actually true, my wife said you can move in with us. which struck me as odd, but she said you're a good kisser. which...now that i reflect on it.....also strikes me as odd.
 

sorry gang..... i hadn't commented on the picture-at-hand yet.

so....

if you look over the left shoulder of the not-attractive-to-me brunette, you'll see that the Bride of Chucky was out at the club that night, rocking a pink wristlet. seriously. had she been holding her breath for 7 minutes before this picture was taken? maybe she killed the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet at the bar before she realized she was allergic to shellfish.
 

Background right = Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

Seriously though. This guy doesn't even register on the Douchemeter. No orange glow, no sneer... just a poor dumb ass in a band who's trying to get some Bleeth poon. A nano-douche, if you will.

Love the black nails though. Looks like he's been fingering a horse's tunkas all night long.
 

thanks all. at for those of you who missed part 1, it is available at Braxto.com
 

nice work bcs.

i had not seen Part 1. and now that i have, i am nervous.
 

This guy is simply dickcheese - anyone - any hairstyle - that is pink is a dickcheeser.
 

no this guy just wishes he had a ping pink pussy.
 

I've never seen so many douchbags with hot chicks as you've got except at the local all-you-can-eat buffets around here. Lots of hot Daisey Mae types hooked up with douchy looking dorks. . . the one thing the dorks all have in common; . . . good jobs.
 

As bad as the db is, the fat chick in the right background makes me lose my appetite. We should have a "caption this" for her thoughts. Mine would be "I smell pizza, where is it?"
 

Avenged Sevenfold... waaaah I hate my parents... demons, sacrifice... my curfew should be at least 11... SATAN... Mom, I wasn't masturbating!
 

*sigh* Of COURSE he's wearing an Avenged Sevenfold shirt. What else would a guy with a hot-pink baby 'hawk be wearing.

And....@anon 2:48 - I agree. This does indeed look like and AVN fan photo op.
 

If you're above the age of 14 and you like Avenged Sevenfold, you deserve to be sterilized.
 

blond hott has one of those racks you love to see bouncing around from hittin it doggy style.
 

More sleazebag than douchebag, but i will give him extra points for the t-shirt tribute to the almighty mandana.
 

@ choderunner

Unholy shit, you're right, this is a douchebag wearing a shirt featuring the yet-mandanaed skull of ANOTHER douchebag! For a douchebag band!

This is too much. I'm going to read Db1's post about L.A. again, then pass out.
 

Avenged Sevenfold make me want to stick an icepick into my ears.
 

I was willing to give this chap a pass as nothing more than your basic punker having a nice time. Punk rockers have never given me near as much reson to kill them as Izod-wearin' fratchoad yuppiebags have.

Then I saw the shirt.

I then recognized him as Pseudopunk, a common 'bag species that is frequently sighted in the suburbs of North America.
 

Pinky and the brain(s)

Linda Blair on the right looks like she can still spin her head around.

-grimatongueworm