Danny may be right about Boz, but there is something seriously wrong with that chick's whole boobie/chestal area. It looks sunken in, like someone sculpted it out of modeling clay, then bashed part of it in.
 

Looking at Bozdouche shirt, made me start thinking how the song wish you were here could in part be the douche anthem. look up the lyrics and tell me what you all think.
Turdacious
 

Jock-hicks...is there anything worse? How do these fuckers make it into college? Oh wait, it's public schools, forget it.
 

"full props" to danny noonan on this call. oh, was that a douchey expression to use? must be the night train talking.
 

Sunglasses. Inside. Both of 'em.
 

yes it was obvious the boz was a scrototype. you might even say the scrototypical douche bag.

an early stereo lithography of the bag. if you will-

it was all there to smell:
the failure
the hair
the steroids
the hype
the hair
the mandanas
the hair
the zubaz
the oakley blades
the jewray
the vest
the headbands
the hair


plus his hair alone set the style tren that we see played out to this day! (thought i'd just mention that. hair.)
 

Stone Cold was an awesomely terrible movie. I rank it up there with Iron Eagle and Rocky IV. As movies that I will never turn off if I happen to stumble upon them at 2am.

And as for The Boz... Protodouche to the MAX.
 

oh that's just great DB1. my beloved Seahawks can't buy enough respect from the NFL, and then you've got to go and bring The Boz back into our lives. ugh. not cool.

ok, he was a total douchebag and didn't belong on our team, or much less in the league. he belonged in a club, sipping his cosmopolitans and hitting on co-eds. fat ones.

thanks fro the memories you guys.
 

man it kills me to see these beautiful women with these douche bags! hhaa.

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LOVED stone cold. Loved it. Lots of naked chicks, biker gangs, hair, gun violence, explosions, fights, and an utter lack of story. Sigh. They just don't make movies like they used to (today's movies lack the hair).

Oddly enough, tho, Boz doesn't seem that douchy anymore. He's got an old retro t-shirt (probably owned it for 20 years), reasonable sunglasses, normal guy hair, no trace of douche face, a hot wife (well, except for the weirdness going on in the chest region), and the grease on his forehead more resembles a flower than it does cock and balls. I give him an extra special cool old guy who came back from the dark side pass.
 

Is that scar tissue on her boobies?
 

No list of protodouches is complete without Vanilla Ice, who inspired a generation of middle class white dudes to discover their inner gangsta.

Cause, they're keepin' it real, you know?
 

ok are we impressing each other with proto douchebags in general or specific to football...assuming protoscrotes are like our punk rock discussion the ones that influenced current baggery...i would say that dennis rodman was such a bag....forget that he once was a good if one dimensional ball player...he went into the 90s culture headlong and came out pierced painted and transtescticle...as far as football players who created a cloud of hype that never materialized into anything the names i think of are tony mandarich they gave every detail of jis diet and workouts except for the stuff he was likely on...or todd marinovich whosupposedly never had a big mac but got caught a couple years later with big smack...and remember when kobe spoke seven languages?..lots in that vein
 

I concur with douche vader...

The Boz was a total douche, but it looks like he has turned from the darkside.

I'd say he's like Frank The Tank from Old School now. He's still got The Boz in him, but he keeps it under wraps for the sake of family and the embarrasssing knowledge that he was once a big giant bag of douche.

I was going to reference him now "selling insurance somewhere" but decided to see if I could find out what he's really up to and I think Wiki had some stuff that proves he's at least not a douche now...

married his college sweetheart in 1993, though they have currently filed for divorce.

he's a real estate agent.

I'll bet he now introduces himself simply as Brian and deflects any reference to The Boz.

He's the Protodouche who's seen the light and reformed himself. It's the douches who haven't after jacking his style back in the late '80's that need to have Brian sit them down and show that The Boz is now gone.

And say what you want, the guy is still the only player to win the Butkus Award TWICE. Granted, maybe steroids had something to do with that, but still...
 

While I'm not a fan of the Boz, at least I don't ever recall seeing any photos like the "Self Portrait" douchebag a couple of shots down. Dildo on the bed??? Seriously!! I think that guy is a shoe in for the Hall of Scrote.

Oh hell, might as well put in Brian Bosworth while you are at it DB1.
 

It's Sunday morning now.

A moment of silence to honor Richard Greico who is celebrating his 43rd birthday today.
 

was he in 'hell goes to frogtown' or was it a look-alike? nothing worse than wanting to look like boz but just falling short. either way, great movie!
 

My girlfriend and I saw the Boz at a restaurant in Malibu a year or two ago. It was lunchtime, and he came in with his sunglasses on and the spaceman bluetooth thing in his ear. Taking the booth behind us, he began to "roll calls." All we heard was, "Hi, this is Brian with Sotheby's Malibu. I have a cute little house to show you up in the hills..." My girlfriend looked at me and said, "Who is that douche?"
 

Someone take that Pink Floyd t-shirt off of him before the original lead singer dies of renal failure due to diabetes and the bass player turns into an angry socialist who destroys the band.......!






Damnit, not quick enough. --sigh--

And no, he probably hasn't owned that shirt for 20 years, they sell those shirts exactly like that. "Fashionably worn out", as if looking like a homeless person passed out in an alley behind one of Floyd's 1973 stadium concerts is fashionable.

--thecoynemyster
 

week old mackeral probably to good for "The Boz"... however being burnout tractor grease for Tony Munoz for a coupla seasons was good enough.

the only Malibu real estate agent to get a notta-douche pass is Allen Sarlo.
 

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Brian Bosworth is following Kenny Roger's lead and is starting a chicken parts fast food chain called "Gizzards of Boz".

"Hell Comes to Frogtown" starred Rowdy Roddy Piper, Mr.'It's Me', and don't you forget it!* Wrasslers are exempt from douche classification because of genetic reasons.

*not to be confused with Routed Rodseed Pooper in Hell Comes on Frog's Gown, a gay flick. That someone told me about.
 

Pfah was raised by a cup of coffee and lives inside a horse.
 

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Pfah eats gravy skins alone in the dark.
 

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Pfah shaves his left leg and rubs it down with bacon.
 

It would be more appropriate to smack Boz in the head with Salmon. Canned Salmon. Still in the can, swung like a funky star of morning from a fresh cotton tube sock.
 

Those indentations and marks on her breasts are inevitable. He straps her to the five-blade Hunter ceiling fan in their bedroom, cuts in on "high", then bites a teat and holds on for a minimum of 90 seconds while he speed-rapes a pre-moistened marmoset with his free hands.

So if you don't like her breasts, you need to keep marmosets away from your lady. Their dander causes this.
 

Have your fun with The Boz, but lets not forget the original douche of the NFL: Prime Time, baby. Thats right, I'm talking about Neon Deon.

I loved The Boz, and like any true Hawk fan, I rocked the mullet during his glory days in Seattle.

FFS!
 

i do love me some bacon.
 

brian bosworth? he's a forgotten memory. like flyteeth or plinky.
 

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Holy concave, Batman. Mrs. Boz has the unfortunate Paula Abdul Boob Job Gone Wrong Syndrome(PABJGWS). It always happens to the nice girls.
Crap. I dunno how to make links happen on this sorry-ass comment blog? Well, cut and paste to see our gal Paula Abdouche's horrifying boobie sags:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Paula-Abdul-And-Her-Boob-Job-Gone-Wrong-30494.shtml

You know you want to.
 

one element of the legend of boz that i think needs mentioned is that he created but never played a movie stereotype...steve lattimer in the program is but one example of the batchit white guy on roids in every football movie...congrats brian bosworth your greatest cinematic acheivment was in abstentia...
 

man no one mentioned bo jackson yet...gee seattle aren't you glad to be in the nfc, who says the nfl doesn't love you( and the crowd ahem, applauds)
 

35 comments about Bosworth and no mention of Bo Jackson. for shame.
 

Went to high school with both Brian Bosworth and his wife, Cathy. He was always an asshole, while she, though even more beautiful then, was unfailingly nice to all. I was surprised years later to hear that she'd deigned to marry him, but oafish, built jocks are considered the ultimate prize in Texas, where these two are from. And, yeah, his wife here looks a bit too gym-toned; I think that's why her chest looks weird: too much gymwork, not enough food. To me, her face looks oddly tight, too, like she might have had plastic surgery, but that, too, could be too-much-gymwork-not-enough-food. About The Boz's hair, he didn't originate that hairstyle. He was even late adopting it, making him seem all the more naff. Some of y'all may have finally accepted such cuts when they were finally sported by pro footballers, but The Boz and his sort didn't dare adopt them until they were thoroughly mainstream, and then they pretended they were somehow special for doing so. I have little doubt the guy's some nasty right-winger at this point, like just about everyone from the white suburbs of Dallas.
 

The shirt is a typo. It's supposed to read Pink Roid. That's the nickname he got from his football hazing days. And by hazing I mean recipient of gay love.

anon, stop trying to make pfah cry.
 

I second DB1. Will someone please brutally dead-fish-slap this pud.
 

Douche in a Pink Floyd t-shirt stole my bike.
 

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The Market Psycho ("I love it!") guy from the beginning of Stone Cold ranks as one of the best goons in the annals of action movie goonery.

For sure.

Ditto for the guy that shoots the tower of Ritz crackers.
 

Oh, the Boz.

Much like Corey Haim, he has found himself at the underbelly of modern society, scouring for just a whiff of that which eludes him. The purity of the true Hott. Years of ruthless ravaging of baguettes have left him without a sense of self-worth, and a lifetime pass to the Douche Yacht Club.

Put asunder thy douchey ways and rejoin society. We await.
 

Deon Sanders & Bo Jackson both are/were superb two sport (ahem, top professional leagues) superstars. I witnessed Bo's mammoth home run at the all star game back in the 90's & it hushed the crowd for a moment it was so impressive. Deon could steal a base on anyone he was so quick.... notta douche status!

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Boz was a pioneer to a lot of what is douche today. We must never forget him. Grieco was what club douchebags strive to be. Boz is what Trainwrecks and all shirtless bags try to emulate.

Great find Danny Boy.
 

the boz man. unbelievable. remember when bo punked his ass out? what a bitch.
 

Is that Lauren Holly? Boz thinks Learning to Fly is Floyd's best song.
 

Long ago, for my son's birthday I took him to the Ferrari dealership in Norman, OK to buy him a model car and Ferrari T-shirt. After waiting in line for a "very long time" for an over-excited 12 year old it was finally our turn. Then Boz-Douche (still playing for OU at that time) walked in, literally shoved my son out of his way and cut in front of us. The clerk-douche said, "Mr. Bosworth your car is ready!" and fawned over him until even my son was sickened. My son lost all respect for the Boz-Douche that day but until then had held the Uber-Rude Boz-Douche in extremely high regard. Yes, the Boz-Douche was big and strong enough to push aside a 12 year old boy. Turns out he wasn't able to compete with adults. We took great joy in seeing his career go down the toilet to join his manners.
 

The Boz rules!

Boomer Sooner!!!!!!!!
 

Adamoda14 said...
Jock-hicks...is there anything worse? How do these fuckers make it into college? Oh wait, it's public schools, forget it.

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Get over yourself and submit a photo, or buzz off DB.
 

that guy looks kinda like kurt russel