If you didn't like Socrates before, you probably still won't.

I do like his hott though.
 

Soc is still rockin the Jesus-bling! That's so old school as to be almost quaint.

But Soc still makes me want to stick my head in a chipper-shredder.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Racoon-y Eyed Blonde is a smokin
A bleached Joan Jett w/ a token
thats green and real beady
says she did something seedy
Though her fella looks a bit broken

This couple inspires.
 

gosh, he sure is a lot less shiny than the last time i saw him.

nice how the jeebus bling has that godlike glow about it.

the holy spirit posesses him.

and by holy spirit, i mean spirit of tha douche.

and by posesses, i mean jump off a cliff.

and hey crashley simpson, it's time to stop raiding your lil sister's closet for fashion....

and get a better push up, he looks to have bigger tits than you.
 

it was really nice of his girlfriend to let him borrow one of her tank tops for the evening.
 

First, what's the deal with the chest star tat?

I insist it's a great place for a sniper to put the cross hairs.

I hate everything about this skid mark. From the low, backwards hat to the chain wraparound arm tat to the shaved chest to the fact he's wearing a tank in public. He has female lips.

Blonde hott. Oh Ashley Simpson blonde hott. So many dirty things I would do to you. I'm usually a bigger boob fan (see my photo), but something about these b-cups is calling to me. And they're saying, "Aim here, daddy."

You're so naughty.

I still want to see a chalk outline around that thing attached to your left arm.
 

mmm jesus bling in the morning. i think hes taking a note from his girl here and his tittie is almost popping out of his shirt. nice star dude. goes great with the mean chain around your arm. if only it were real, and bashing his skull in . i didn't realize that shirts weren't actually supposed to cover your bra now. if she had kissy lips i might label her a bagette just for having so much bra show, its equivalent of seeing 3" of bibidies sticking out of some little choad's pants.
 

Rod Stewart and Eminem hang out together?
 

That is Feminem, Marshall Mathers' gay troll-like brother who lives under a bridge in Detroit. The tank used to be white but it gets dirty under the bridge. The star was actually a used Texaco cup that he slept on thereby marking his body.

The hott looks like she has a mullet with stupid bangs.

-Parker Lewis Cant Douche
 

@darksock

I can't top it, so I can only pile on.

"Oh, wake up, Douchey, I think I've got something to say to you. It's late September and I really should stop dating such a tool..."
 

i read on someone's myspace page that chii clothing shreds...so i guess they are having quality control and durability issues...
unfortunately socrates is having the same with his hot...she looks like perry farrell in a lita ford wig...i will bet that if he does not now he has at some point owned an 80's cutlass or similar clone across the gm name plate...this scrote even has the tribal armband...ever wonder what the fiirst bag to ever get a tribal armband thinks about it? i mean he can claim that he got his first but at the end of the day he is just another bag in a tribal arm band...i think it would make a great documentary for that super-size me guy...he could track down the modern inventer of the tramp stamp too...
 

His eyes are so penetrating, just like Socrates when he's date raping.

Tribal Band < Jesus Bling < Double Hoop Earrings < Black Wife Beater < Backwards Tilted Chii Hat < Star Tattoo < Hepatitis
 

It occurs to me that "Socrates" is an anagram for "Scat Sore".

You can draw your own conclusions.
 

All that's missing from his tank is "Bebe" embellished in CZ on the front.

I've always been wary of 3 inch long bangs. Another example of art imitating life.

Hey bleeth, are you some type of metaphor? ..."I don't think so, I luv meat"
 

Baby Doucheface Nelson! Shes getting her moneys worth out of the push up bra.
Turdacious
 

Just another example of one of the many productive members of our wonderful society.

He probably has an appointment the next day with his disability benfits attorney. Content to live out his life on $750 a month in the trailer with his girl friend, Mitsie.

Nice fem-mullet Mitsie.
 

Word to your mutha! A vanilla ice want-a-be strawberry douche cake.

You can call me vanilla filla!
 

Word to your mutha! A vanilla ice want-a-be strawberry douche cake.

You can call me vanilla filla!
 

Regular shots of Vitamin D(ouche) are serving him well. Why does he look like he straining to expand his hole to the appropriate size in order to shit a small appliance still?

Did buttered up blonde bleeth wash those lime green ben wa balls before stringing them around her neck? Or is the stench of shit emanating from the bag to her left so overwhelming it really didn't matter?
 

i didn't know that training bras were in fashion now.
 

I just checked in to see what was new and this chode was still headlining the site.

I fucking hate him.

Still.
 

Soc is what Boy George woulda looked like had he hit the weight room and smoked alot of pole, instead of just smoking pole. Hot Benetar definitely takes it in the poop chute and i'm pretty sure that the only ones scoring here are the Lakers in the background.
 

Don't bars usually give you those beads for flashing your tits?

So, doesn't that mean you need some to flash?

/confused
 

Don't bars usually give you those beads for flashing your tits?

So, doesn't that mean you need some to flash?

/confused
 

Is the retarded 5-point star in the "Must be a fucking douchebag" category yet? I really think it should be.
 

He's got the mark of Fish Slap tatted on him!

Viva Fish Slap!
 

When he runs out of money for steroids what will he do?

WHAT WILL HE DO!!!!????
 

Return to his old job at the willy wonka factory?
 

I would like to lick her armpit.
Then I'd Elliot Spitz her.
 

Douche is definitely not packin - that is a man-chick if I've ever seen one. Chii in pink? It sucked in Ms. St. Patty-beaded notsa-hott muff diver like whoa.
 

Clearly a Spurs home game... I guess it could be against the Lakers though.
 

cock a doodle douchebag!

www.bannedinhollywood.com
 

looks like socrates is partaking of the HGH or D-bol. Keep juicing buddy! It's really worth it. Maybe you can go pro someday. asshole.
 

At least FrakenSoc is covering up those goddamn hair plugs so disgustingly displayed in Socrates 3 & 4.

Hott looks very well proportioned with an ample dose of skank that screams "service in the rear".
 

I'm surprised you got so many pictures of Soc in the 30 seconds before he was hospitalized after walking out in public.