Run Lindsay Lohan hott!
 

I think the Puerto Rican version of Bart Simpson's scalp build a fortress to keep the acne from invading.

This guy has to smell like TAG body shots and Olestra.

Break off your hair and stab yourself with it.
 

She looks like the inncoent girl fallen for the ugly alien in the 80's TV series V... and later gives birth to this green monster.
 

Who the fuck is this guy's hairdresser - Friar Tuck?? What's with the bald spot in the middle??
 

YESSS! I knew Sea Monkeys were real! My Mom wouldn't let me order any from the back of my comic books because she said they were just tiny freeze-dried shrimp eggs but SHE WAS WRONG! NOW WHO'S STUPID, MA?!?

http://thoughtmenagerie.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/WindowsLiveWriter/SeaMonkeysTheComicsLied_9AB1/seamonkey%5B2%5D.jpg
 

Bag Eyes, I disagree. He smells like TAG and the kitchen at Macaroni Grill.

And while I haven't finished my CSI degree from DeVry just yet, I believe that shirt says "Vegetarian" so I'm going to guess the rest of it goes something like "Vegetarians are ripe for the picking" or "Vegetarians do it better under ground" or "Vegetarians, I'm a complete dickwad."
 

Old bag eyes:

Case of mistaken identity: That's not Lindsay Lohan, it's Lindsay Low-Standard. She wears dream catchers for earrings. Which apparently double as handy brine shrimp nets.

Her dad must be proud; she's banging a spork.
 

now i've seen it all.
 

i somehow feel sorry for this guy. i get the feeling these two were best friends for the majority of their lives and the hott is just there to see his show. i dont see douche so much as i see a guy who needs to stop playing with his high school band, get a proper hair cut, and a decent job. he reminds me of the death metal kids from school. i must not have enough coffee in my system i'm awfully forgiving this morning. that's what happens when you wake up at 5am.
 

Jesus Christ, this guys freakin head is a formiddable weapon; with the gelled out tenticles and the chin of a prehistoric beast he should have no problems defending Mrs. Sunshine...
 

Girl has Monroe piercing and dream catcher earrings WTF?

Antonio Bagderas' haircut looks like it was inspired by a strange and exotic shorebird.

My guess is they're in Texas.
 

say what you may about this douchebag's haircut, but.......

i bet he can stand on his head longer than you can.
 

I is sad that we expect so much out of a pretty girl. She just wants to have fun and this is who she chose for her tour guide. Class & intelligence don't increase in direct proportion to hott.

He's got a really weirdly shaped head and the flames just exagerate it. His mother used to beat him with the ugly shoe.

I bet the bastard plays guitar.
 

@ DARKSOCK:

HA! SPORK! Classic.
 

He looks like a golf tee. You could poke his chin into the ground, tee up a ball on his spikes, then smack him in the face with your driver.
 

How many U.S. servicemen were maimed in Vietnam by hastily dug and concealed pits with this guy at the bottom of them?

John McCain would bitch slap him on site and empty his colostomy satchel in his mouth.
 

Dark, let's take spork spear fishing with us!

Such nasty skin next to such velvety perfection. What's that? Juxtaposition?
 

@ Danny Noonan:

Sounds like a plan!
 

Oh well great. Thanks for taking the douchehawk to the next level guy. What the hell do you call that thing anyway? Douchecrown? Crownhawk? If you're going to go out in public like that, then I'm GLAD you're a vegetarian. You don't deserve bacon. Or the hott, who, now that I look at her earrings and choice of shirts (are those little chili peppers along the shoulder?), probably did your hair that way.

And the worst part? When you let a woman do that kind of thing to you, they no longer have to give it up. She already owns your self respect, possibly even your soul...what MORE can she take from you without having to give anything in return?
You will never feel her boobs, ever. AND you have to look like that. Sorry dude. Let go of the dream, shave your head, and go find yourself a steak.
 

She's a cutie. I think I just manufactured some hair gel for him; if only I could scrape it out of the carpet before it gets crunchy.
 

If you took the uglier skankier parts of Jenna Jameson and Lindsey Lohan you could create this frankenstein "hot chick"
 

Mary Moon, he's a vegetarian.
Mary Moon
Mary Moon
he don't eat meat, but
he sure likes the bone.

-JCD
 

If Lindsey Lohan's standards keep dropping at this rate, she's going to be mine before the end of the year. Sweet.

As for porcu-douche: I wonder if little Indian gurus lie on his head?
 

hall of scrote material
 

hall of scrote material
 

He looks like Aresinio Halls'
bastard love child that now goes to clubs and drops his dads name around to get these juicy blonde love bunnies
 

Never could understand the lip diamond stud thing. What's on the other side? a part of it that grinds on the teeth or gums?

and if it's in your nose, what's on the inside.

(I've got a lot to learn)
 

Oh this guy isn't HoS worthy. Millenium Douche in the post below ... now THAT'S HoS material. He's shrugged off every vestige of his humanity, and become douche, destroyer of worlds ... err, I mean bleeths.

The human pincushion here is just kind of sad and pathetic. No bling outside of that hoop, no explosed chest and/or abs, no silly hand gestures, he isn't sticking his tongue out or scowling ... there's not a hint of "look at me! look at me! look how cool I am!" coming off of him. Just a sad sad little man.
 

Hey, Strobey. Why the long face?
 

The bagley is no doubt a janitor at an all boy elementary school. I say this because 1) the look is totally fag and 2) where else could he have gotten the floor buffing pad he's cemented to the top of his little oin head.
 

Wow, all this talk of Lindsay Lohan--I hope it doesn't reincarnate Darksock's alter-ego. (Translation: I hope it does.)
 

I think I used his brother to scrub my shower grout yesterday.
 

this is a hilarious picture but the hair looks like a photoshop for some reason to me?
 

You got to give this snatch some credit for having the balls to go out looking like that.

He must have a lot of myspace friends.
 

I think anon 11:25 may be a girl between the age of 15 and 20? Although I'm not sure why I know this? It just sounds like that to me? Because every sentence, even non-questions, end in a question mark? That way you leave a way out if anyone disagrees with you? Because you end all statements non-emphatically? That's my theory, anyway?

I'm just being an asshole?
 

From Wikipedia:
"A stalagmite (from the Greek stalagma ("Σταλαγμίτης"), "drop" or "drip") is a type of speleothem that rises from the floor of a limestone cave due to the dripping of mineralized solutions and the deposition of calcium carbonate.

The corresponding formation on the ceiling of a cave is known as a stalactite. If these formations grow together, meeting in the middle, the result is known as a stalaglite."

I don't think this guy's a douche, he just got out of his cave after a few million years.
 

Could this be the rare polar 'bag?

That hair only appears to be opaque white, while in actuality it is translusent on top of greasey dark scalp. The light-capturing properties of the individual hollow strands merely create the illusion of opaqueness.

The unholy 'baggery however is entirely real. Unfortunately.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Meh, I was going to go with Lindsay LoRent but LoStandard is a bucket of chuckles. A man's gotta drag his pasty ass out of bed before noon to beat darksock, I tell you what.
 

I'm no botanist but that is the healthiest specimen of Venus TeaBagTrap that I've ever seen. I guess hanging around in bars guarantees a steady food supply.
 

no Darksock, i think you make a valid point?
 

Listen, Darksock? I really want to tell you something? I have a great idea? Pout?
 

this guys head is like a crown roast....seems like a decent almost schmucky huy otherwise maybe he will grow out of it...
blonde has dream catcher for tourists earings she bought at a road side stand in new mexico...
kinda cute for a soroity chick trying to be a hippie...maybe she saw the banger sisters on break and decided she wasn't cut out for pulling her future husband through his career in insurance by doing all the"brain work" that that career demands
 

@ BleethLVR995?

I didn't mean to ignore your spear fishing idea? Let's take him frog-gigging instead? Three go into the Louisiana Swamp, two come out?

I'd love to hook this guy up with more gigs than Sienfeld.
 

His ridiculous hair distracts from the fact that he looks like a shaved chimp. So maybe he's wiser than we're giving him credit for. I do the same sort of thing; I have bad halitosis, so I rub cat shit on my upper lip. Never had any complaints about bad breath...
 

Does that make the hott a strobe light hoe?
 

DB1, great reference from your classic education.
I just wanted to point ot the thinness of the stalagmite drips as we approach the region of the crown of the head. Either this bag is rocking a yamaka, or he has a Zinedine Zidane region we can't clearly see from this angle.
NASA, if you could confirm with some sattelite footage, I promise to save your ass and vote GOP in November.
 

if there's king douchous than certainly this festering little thinned-out version of him is Prince Scrotelaroy of Greece. And by Greece, I mean grease.

Hott is amazing, but I was just in a car accident so I'm a little too homicidal to find my libido.
 

It looks he was recently hired to promote the opening of a happening new kibab restaurant.

I'm curious as to how many times he tried to get her to feel his hair. Also, if there are any pieces of skewered meat and roasted vegetables in there.

I'm guessing 4 and yes.
 

Hedge-douche.

Hey, at least there's no way to do the ten-degree hat tilt with that waves of grain lid.

Or maybe there is, if God is indeed dead.

And I think his shirt reads:

Vegetable Soup:
I has the IQ of it.
 

C'Mon guys this is the annual Locks of Love charity dinner and dance.People that are kind enough to donate their hair get to meet the recipients of their donations.Lets have a little more sympathy for "Strobe"
 

He reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog...they seem to be very similar on many fronts: same hair, same douchey grin and I don't think Sonic had a penis just like this bag
 

his hair represents the pikes upon which bag culture is impailing our society. rome is burning once again, and it smells like tag bodyshots and dippity do...
 

bcs - re: car accident - that's shitty. i hope you're ok.
 

Im getting soft in my old age, but he looks a nice guy with a scale model of stonehenge on his head. Maybe its a Spinal Tap party or something.
She on the other hand looks like every other skank at every other party.
 

Does this choad have a mother? If so, why does she let him leave the house like that? Answer: he's the janitor at the Hall of Scrote.
 

elastic snap hole of the love bear:
i laugh every time i read your moniker.

Question: Do you ever get complaints about smelling like cat-shit?
 

this guy looks fucked. this broad must have some serious issues if she's with this monstrosity of a human being. Lord Jesus help me!
 

this guy looks fucked. this broad must have some serious issues if she's with this monstrosity of a human being. Lord Jesus help me!
 

It's KING GUIDO DOUCHE! What a fricken Cro-Magnon noggin, Damn! That chin looks as if it has held many 'o sack.
The semi-Hott looks like she is going to hurl.
 

not definitively this bag its like jughead caracter from archie comics & lindsay lohan region 4 (to be with him drugged certainly)
 

Hm, the douche comes in handy, you can put your beer or handbag on that plate.
 

@ bag queen: I wouldn't call them complaints so much as considerable expansion of my personal space envelope. Which is great.
 

@ BCS:

Car wreck? I hope you're okay. And by "you're okay" I mean "you have left-over pain pills you can send the Sock; anything ending in "-eine" or "-in". Thank you in advance.
 

What the crap is that in her lip? It's like a bling-head pimple. I want to rip it out with a pair of rusty pliers.

There is nothing good going on in this picture. I'm glad that whenever and wherever this pic was taken - I wasn't there.
 

BCS - Hope you're okay, bud. They should really give more of a warning about DWM (Driving While Masturbating) behind the girls cross country team.

Obviously it can prove detrimental. Perhaps a pamphlet of some sort? "DWM and you" Maybe with a page "glued" together.

Honestly, besides for the balding spike here, I've gotta say this guy is probably a nice guy. You can almost see the combination of fear and elation in his eyes; elation that he has this hot and fear about not popping the zits on his ass before going out.
 

Strobe is the answer to the age old conundrum...How do I remove the caked buckshot poo splatter that stubbornly clings to the toilet bowl wall....?

He is human toilet brush.
 

he makes the baby jesus cry!

~the toledo scrote face killer~
 

Gaybag
 

douche i like the older invention for cleaning a toilet...a woman
 

Looks like someone removed the top of douchebag's head -- I about pissed my pants this is so funny.
 

The Crown Prince of Douchebags
 

That guy from Prodigy needs to go kick his ass.
 

Gay douchebags? Do they really exist?