Oh cool it's Naruto!
 

Scrote_cula!
 

this kid is one cruel little bastard.

he stuck his pet turtle to the wall with his hair gel.

she's an interesting combination of wholesome/hott. i'm not sure if i should have an Inappropriate Office Boner, or if i should help her knit a scarf.
 

Isn't this haiku douche before he stuck his johnson in a light socket?
 

Matchbox Twenty tribute band bassist.
 

i call gaybag
 

Scrote caught in headlights look. And look at her posture. She's destined for news anchor bimbo.
 

Methinks it's crunchy carpet day again...
 

the power of Christ compells you!!! the power of Christ compells you!!!
 

Fuck this clown....

THIS is Turtle Man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ&feature=related
 

Shes kind of cute

He is a gaybag
 

@boatbutter you've have finally found exclusive video footage of flyteeth
 

Special Agent Dale Cooper goes undercover in a small, normal seeming town near the US/Canadian border.
 

I second, no, third the gaybag amendment-- and what is turtle trying to hide behind the "what, THIS old thing?" pair of jeans? Is this a Habitat for Doucheanity project?
 

Gaybag for sure. I can't tell if he's looking at the camera or at his buddy Ace off camera.

She is soccer mom hott, although the excessive fingerbling is troubling.
 

Why is he carrying a bottle of Works cleaner in his back pocket? She should grab it and squirt it in his crossed eyes.
 

that that works stuff works great on toilet bowel stains

she should use some on him

thumb ring always means she likes it in the butt
 

butt will you look at the crap on this choad

dyed hair with a dyed patch gelled up

ear blings

popped pink collar on a to small ae shirt

neck garrote AND dog tags

chain wallet

pseudo worn jeans

its like the coolness never ends

her, ehh whatever. she's standing like she's ready to start her pom routine

gooooo scrote

beat that weeeen

hair grease hair grease

stab in the spleeen

YAY! *russlerussle*


~what a day for picking douchies and lots of red balloons~
 

Hair and shirt a bad duo to be sure. And bad duo I mean that he is pole smoking Freddy and using the Works bottle as a lubricant at the "hide the sausage" party with the boys from the Greasey Hole Nite Club.
She is in need of having her property raveged by me on numerous occasions this weekend.
 

Wow...I would have called this guy "The Works"
-emobag hair....check
-Pink shirt.....check
-popped collar..check
-lame jewelry...check
-ripped jeans...check
-wallet chain...check
-pierced ears...check

I'd put money on this 'guy' also wearing douchey flip flops and having either a tribal arm band or sweet chinese symbol tattoo....any takers?
 

She has seen the turtle cave. Now get her into the bleethinator before she talks.
 

The secret offspring of Corey Haim and Cruella De Vil revealed!

And what's with the cleansing agent he's hiding? I'll wager Choadboy just got done mopping dingleberries off the underside of the high school gym toilet seat. Welcome to your budding career as a $7/hour janitor, you pink mound of waste.
 

@boatbutter: that turtleman is very annoying. but if society crumbles and we have to hunt and forage for food again, I would kill to have this dude as my next-door neighbour. i'd just have to tell him to shut up with that retarded "rebel yell".
 

This is Naruto, in an alternate 'Bag parallel reality. He has the mark of the nine-dicked wallaby on his belly.
 

Not gonna lie..with the exception of the fashionably "destroyed" jeans, this guy's cute.
 

I thought you weren't going to lie.
 

Is holding a bottle of ranch dressing cool?
 

Jesus Christ this guy is SO FUCKING COOL. Its like he subscribes to Metrosexual Weekly or some shit.
 

"cute"?!??

he's got a fucking angry badger sitting on his head for god's sake. cute? c'mon rookie.
 

Just the hair. Wow.
 

I don't think they're "together" unless it's a brother/sister thing.

I'm just not feeling the doucheyness between them. He's either too stoned on "The Works" or she's in town from Omaha for "fun" with her city living cousin Eddie?

She'll end up tatted and dyed black hair, dancing at the Body Shop on Sunset, he'll always be wondering why older "gentlemen" tip him well at the restaurant he waiters at in Santa Monica...

Oh the dooshmanity...
 

@Douches Wild: Its a given. Probably the symbol for worthless on his lower back.

This is what Yu-gi-oh would look like in real life. Minus the special powers (although I'm sure he carries around the cards in his wallet). That is what that show is about, right? Magic cards that have points on them, and the things on the cards fight each other? In big arenas? Maybe with some bad voice-over effects? Really dramatic storylines of 12 year old kids with broken homes who journey the world in hopes to get more cards? All the while finding different foes who want to steal their cards? Am I close?

Maybe its just the choker necklace and the turtle hammered to the wall that is reminding me of a guy who turned to page 57 of the Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue and said "I want to look like that guy!"

FFS!
 

Hmm, looks more like page 32 of Aberlobster & Fishslap to me.
 

He is a 'bagling. Who puts a tutle on the wall? Honestly.

Here is the real turtle man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
 

@ bag queen. Agreed. I want him on my team at the Apocalypse as well.
 

$10 Says his name is "Trey" (vomits)
 

It's their shrine to the fat douche on "Entourage"
 

Project Runway Reject.......... Yeah I watched it.
 

@b.a.g.: "He's fierce!"
 

Dragonball Douche
 

Young and dumb. This is why the pickins would be so easy if I could just go back to high school knowing what I know now.

They look like nice people without a clue.
 

even with the blonde wig and the mascara by robert smith, i know when i see chelea clinton sneaking away from the campaign to to get a reverse lewinsky and filthy gingrich from siouxie and the bandouche
 

Which one is the douche? The flat punk rock butch-dyke on the right or the sweet but awkwardly dumb bimbette on the left? Nice sweater puppies on the left chippie even though she couldn't spell cat if you spotted her the C and the T. Her dentist does fine work too.

Their little love nest was sweet when it was built in '71. I think the turtle randomly nailed to the middle of the wall really completes the stylish decor. Nothing says luxurious comfort like faux brick flooring to match the huge brick chimney with tiny fireplace and lovely cement mantel in the background.

Queen and boatbutter are smart to have turtleman as neighbor after the apocalypse since he has no front teeth he can't eat the turtle meat. You'll eat like kings until he starves to death from the twinky shortage. Of course you will have to move to Kentucky; the good news being you won't be able to tell that the apocalypse and resultant human mutation has even occurred.
 

This hair looked good on a Thai drag queen I once met in Chicago.

Don't ask.
 

Turtleman was probably touched inappropiately as a boy.
 

i dont know if anybody has said, or noticed. but this is the same bag from this fridays haiku pic
 

Thank you boatbutter! A fuckin mazing.
 

boatbutter i could only get as far as" i got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw" and all i can think about is a version of the famous line from the movie heathers...thank you for adding that to my mosaic of absurd humanity
 

This lad looks like he used to play in The Alarm. I'm filled with the desire to wipe my ass with his hair.

Ms. Hott is just entirely too adorable. I'm thinking something involving whipped cream, a Sit-n-Spin, and a couple of alpacas.
 

"He's an anime character!"

"No, he's gay!"

Tomato, tomahto.
 

so they both take it in the ass, well at least they have something in common
 

Muadib?

Muadouche.
 

emodouche?
 

Turtleman? or Liza Minelli impersonator enjoying a little downtime between shows?
 

graaaaaaaaaar. no. no. bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


*punch*
*punch*
*punch*
 

Hollister... typical low-life douche wear.
 

Domo aregato Mr. Douchescrot-o!

I want to sully her her earnest, country-goodness smile with my own homemade brand of smoker's toothpolish.

Is that wrong?
 

Even pop-collared superheroes need to rent a date once in a while.

She needs to pour whatever dazzlingly labeled chemical is behind him into his mouth after he's passed out on Jack n' Coke and too much X.