If you go to WWTDD.com, you can see some "excellent" shots of this douche squishing, squashing, and otherwise manhandling those butt cheeks. Good God.

Mena, I remember when you were just a bright-eyed, slutty cheerleader. What happened?
 

That is one spectacular ass. Whether you think I am commenting on his blatant ass-hattery, or her gravity-defiant posterior is open for speculation.
 

Nice......Turdcutter!
 

holy. crap.

seriously.

checked out the site, and sure enough, her douchebag boyfriend is kneading a loaf on that ass.

so i guess it's official.

go to hollywood, become a successful actress, lose all perspective, hook up with total loser.

lather, rinse, repeat.

are there any sane actresses out there?

or is that an oxymoron?
 

Everything you see lying on that beach fell out of her butt.


True Story.
 

Dear lord. She is obviously a late stage Bleeth and I missed the entire metamorphosis. When did this happen? Nice ass though. Too bad this asshat is the one who gets to enjoy it.
 

I was never into Mena Suvari. She looks like what I would imagine a young Madeline Albright would look.

And that's not okay.
 

@frank scrotnatra:

I agree. She's not hot at all (except the ass). Mena's forehead is larger than Helen Hunt's. She could have a lucrative business selling ad space on it. Damn...
 

What an idiot. Tatted douche is swinging her around at the beach. (wwtdd.com)

and I'm at work.

great
 

This guy is more deserving of a cinder block to the head than anyone on this site in awhile. I would like to volunteer to arrange the meeting.
 

I agree with Scrotnatra and heino, but let's be honest folks; none of us would turn down a ride on that caboose.
 

Eh, I'd still bone her, but that's not sayin' much...

I'm not down, however, with this turd grabbing her ass in those other photos.
 

This guys has exactly what he deserves. Mena Suvari is a hideous busted skank whore. As a lacrosse player I personally hate her for forcing Ox to ditch the state championship game at halftime to go sing in the gay fuckin choir concert. Slut.
 

What? You guys don't wear underwear, huge shorts and a leather belt with a giant metal belt buckle when you go to the beach?
BTW, Mena has some trouble areas with that ass. She has some serious junk back there. She is screwed by her 30's that ass will be touching the backs of her knees.
 

"Honey, I knead you!"

Yeah, he was doin' some serious bun-wrasslin' on that wwtdd.com site. Maybe they were just playing a game of fart-bagpipes:

"Spreee-freeetchhhh-pweet-whahaaafffff"
 

dr. k, don't forget the ginormous metrosexual timepiece borrowed from flavor flav.
 

Mena's ass is so phat, she gets shit-stains on her collar.
 

Now, I won't deny that I wouldn't knock the dust off of it, especially with that ass and the "fuck me from behind" neck/back tat she's sporting.
 

He looks like one lucky midget. I hope his hammer is bigger than his belt buckle. In fact, I think he has a normal size watch..... he's just pretty damn small. Man, she has one awesome trunk.
 

in the christ why does this shit stick in my head depeartment ...kate beckensale says she would rather eat pussy than sushi...meaning she thinks sushi is tres douche...so there is hope, however she is english so take it for what you will...
mena mena meana, you were the ultimate cocktease and kevin spacey should have grudgefucked you dry for teasing his cock and alienating his daughter in the process, and the fact that he didn't made that movie lose all credibility for me...no guy is that much of a shmuck so even killing him was letting his character off light karmically speaking...
 

I've seen her in real life and she's tiny - barely 5' 4". She towering over the scrote! Heh.
 

He's so short he has to do a handstand to use a urinal.



that made no fucking sense.
 

i have those same pants
 

I wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Suvari think of the photo set, especially the one of tatted-up micro-douche with both of his tiny hands fondling her vagina.

Of course, the apple doesn't fall from the tree...
 

Darksock you crack me up everyday...thank you
 

He's so short David Faustino calls him shorty.
 

He's so short Herve Vellchaize dunked on him in midget hoops.
 

if mena and i were married, my lips would never leave her ass cheek
 

Holy shit, thats the anorexic looking troll from American Pie and Americna beauty!? Holy hell, what id do to those two holiday hams of an ass........On a side note, thank you DB1 for refrencing another Bum Wine, and this time one that isnt MD 20/20. Long live the tylonol PM like induced drunkeness of night train
 

Taking into account the slope of the beach this dude is only 5'5" He's a douche and a short one at that. I bet he thinks he's a tough guy too. Please let me run into him and have him mouth off.

Mena looks like a fucking frog.
 

I don't know, I'd rather Mena now than when she was in "American Beauty". Too skinny back then, her eyes bulged out of her head. The short hair works for her, as does the gaining a few pounds.

Also, the douche needs a trash can to the head. Nothing people haven't said, but it's said for a reason.
 

@ Scrotebob: I want to honorable mention your avatar into the HoS. I would change out the Miller Light for a Miller Chill (we all know its the champagne of beers).

An ass that phat without cellulite has GOTS to be squeezed. I would squeeze that like Charman Ultra.
 

I hear that plots on Mena Survari's forehead are going for $500,000 per half acre.
 

Thora Birch was the heat in AmBeaut. Booboisie.

I love that Mena waves her junk all over the coastline. Can anybody make out the words of her tattoo?

--Thin White Douche
 

Cankles!




That is all.
 

This asshat needs a bat to the cranium...... Make that "13" bats!!!
 

Doesn't having a '13' tat mean one has either spent time in prison or is gang affiliated??
 

How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A one,a two,a three...hundred!

I am in the mood for a salad!

Marcos Douchebagdatis
 

Members of the Mexican Mafia often use the number 13 as gang identification, as the letter "M" is the 13th letter of the English alphabet....LOL
 

All this ham and cheese is making me hungry.
 

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I have a pair of shorts like his except they are "shorts" on me not capri pants on him.

I do like the way she has filled out since Am. Pie and Beauty.

But damn if the neck/back tatt don't get all the virginal thoughts out of your head real quick. Realquick. Quick. Quicker. Quicker. Slower. Slower. Slower. Slower. Faster. Faster. Tissue please. Annnnnnd scene.
 

He's hardcore.
He's from Toronto!
13 his his shoe size..... in the kids department.
 

@scrotebob - awesome avatar work. All he needs now is some ear-bling and Jesus bling and/or designer fag-tags to complete the look. Oh, and if you could make him a bit more Prompa Orange rather than Sponge Bob yellow to push him completely over the top.

First avatar for the HoS.

Honorable mention to Johnny Scrotten and his, um, Blowfish blowfish.
 

This douche is so short, Vern Troyer can dunk over him.

Her ass makes me want cry. Soft, supple, light cheese...mmmm.

I just pulled my string cheese.
 

anon10:02 i thought annette benning brought the heat, she sounded like you want a chick to sound after you show her the king
 

He's so short he could bunji jump off a curb.
 

The fatass potential shows its ugly head here.

While her flatulence device is looking quite tap-able now, look lower at the thighs and early sprouting canckles.

Unfortunately within the next 5 years Mena will look like a very large pear with no tits.
 

Used goods -- both of them. Most likely to endure a sudden case of the crabs followed by a lifetime of painful herpes sores.

I hope they enjoy themselves.
 

I bet she gets more bass out of her farts than Skinny McMidget does.
 

Lars Ulrich has cancer?
 

I'm saying 100% butch lez.
 

is the 13 for how nmany rabbit punches to the eye I should give him?

Mena can I wear your buttox as a collar?
 

Hahaha, whats wrong Mena? You have to date in the bowels of little-shot wanna be gangsta's now? The DB has a MS13 Tat on his chest to prove he diserves to be in the Hall of DB!
 

I'd reeeeeeally like to see an MS-13 member encounter this shitheel. errr Short shitheel.
 

Kum & Go. no, seriously, we have gas stations around here called Kum & Go. Don't be a douchewannabe....look it up. By the way, they are the most expensive convenience store around here. there motto is, "you must bend over to receive this item, and we have fake officers to observe this." In other dowords, "take it in the butt, cuz you like it.

p.s. so do we!"

Sincerely,

Kum & Go (yeah, don't laugh. that is our actual name.)
 

I'm just being a visionary and am not saying I wouldn't hit that, spank to it, or friggin ruin my credit rating chasing it, but Mena has a mean cankle starter set. Give this one 10 years to become unhittable. Or two more tatts.

I'm off to buy me some manpris. Don't know where to start, so this might take a while. Perhaps I'll find a spray tanning salon, find a likely mentor of douchitude, and then follow the Scrote around for tips.
 

This picture looks like a still shot from "Doodie.com - The Movie".
 

The bald topless chick is kinda hot.
 

oh yuck. how fucen tarmal.
 

As if that movie didn't depress me enough about my prospects in suburbia. Now I realize I'll never be plaid trousers nor will I ever WWTDD.com that ass.