Wednesday, April 16, 2008
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
I'm leaning towards giving Red a pass, even as he's found himself in the Land of Strangely Shaped Boob.
The Redfro isn't too bad. More like the lost member of The Real World: Ireland who took the wrong exit at the Palms and ended up in the showgirl's dressing room.
I say nottadouche and go in peace, Red.
EDIT: Whoops, looks like that was bodypaint, and a bit too much nudity. Thankfully Xenu was available with some SFW nip-help.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:04 AM 
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I vote nottadouche. There seem to be no signs of douchitude. All in all, he just seems like a guy who lucked out with some bodacious babes.
I vote nottadouche. There seem to be no signs of douchitude. All in all, he just seems like a guy who lucked out with some bodacious babes.
interestingly enough, it doesn't seem like there was a dressing room at all. that's all painted on.
# posted by 
: 9:03 AM
: 9:03 AM
Not a bag,just some lucky scrote that got mixed up with carrot top.However I would like to know what the f is on his t-shirt,looks like a tennis player or something.
# posted by : 9:05 AM
: 9:05 AM
Tough to say. Though if he was one, you could call him Carrot-douche. And bless those lovely ladies with the painted on lingerie. Bless their little Silicone hearts
# posted by : 9:07 AM
: 9:07 AM
rogered douchetry might very well be a douche, but in this pic he is merely doing what any guy would
# posted by : 9:09 AM
: 9:09 AM
Napoleon Dynamite sure gets around these days. I give him a pass.
And I have no idea what kind of fashion statement these girls are trying to make, but I'm in favor of it. Whatever it is.
And I have no idea what kind of fashion statement these girls are trying to make, but I'm in favor of it. Whatever it is.
I agree with the panel. Not a Douche. Seems like a nice enough guy.
Although, judging by the boobies on the right, I think they may be in some sort of anti-gravity chamber. That might also explain the honkey-fro.
Although, judging by the boobies on the right, I think they may be in some sort of anti-gravity chamber. That might also explain the honkey-fro.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
No doucheface, no ridiculous bling, no idiotic hand gesture, no superfluous nighttime eye wear, relatively non-orange skin tone = not a douche, just a lucky man surrounded by painted artificial boobies.
# posted by : 9:19 AM
: 9:19 AM
LEO SAYER LIVES!!! IN VEGAS!!!
Not a douche, just hanging with the cigarette girls, lucky dude that he is...
Not a douche, just hanging with the cigarette girls, lucky dude that he is...
# posted by : 9:28 AM
: 9:28 AM
Have to agree with DB1 here, depsite the blazer/tshirt combo which would lend evidence, though minimal, to the fact that he may in fact dwell in the land of douche. Without darkness there is no light, and without nottadouche there would be no douche. Tread carefully, Red. No one says "I want to be a douchebag when I grow up."
I'm gonna say nottadouche and this definitely looks like a "paid to pose" scenario because I'm pretty sure those two blondes are the olly girls from that dreadful (and probably now cancelled) E! show Sunset Tan
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
i'm gonna say he's a fucking bag, just to be a nonconformist, and it feels too damn late in the week to be wednesday. fuck irish justin guarini, fuck fake tittied hoes, xenu would unhinge his jaw and eat this chode whole like my boston terrier eats cocktail weenies
Not a douche - in fact the most normal guy I have seen on the site - just one guy happy to get lucky.
He should be nominated just on the fact that he is a rare non-douche in douche infested waters of the broke and tasteless.
He should be nominated just on the fact that he is a rare non-douche in douche infested waters of the broke and tasteless.
# posted by : 9:38 AM
: 9:38 AM
Long time listener, first time caller. I am officially wallowing into the doucheyness now that I have my moniker.
Non-douche.
Non-douche.
Those most definitely are the Olly girls from Sunset Tan. Their bosses (especially Jeff) are total douche: http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/sunsettan/castbios/index.jsp
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
Not a bag, but a definite Justin Guarini wannabe, so...
Not cool, but not creepy-douchey like Aiken.
Not cool, but not creepy-douchey like Aiken.
# posted by : 9:58 AM
: 9:58 AM
Not a douche.
He's smiling, no hair gel, POSSIBLY a douchey shirt, but not overly so, no Bag Light, no hand gestures, he's practically the polar opposite of everyone else on this site.
How about a link for the NSFW version of this picture?
He's smiling, no hair gel, POSSIBLY a douchey shirt, but not overly so, no Bag Light, no hand gestures, he's practically the polar opposite of everyone else on this site.
How about a link for the NSFW version of this picture?
# posted by : 9:59 AM
: 9:59 AM
Dammit DB1! That's just wrong! I'm already in trouble with HR for going to this site like 100 times a day, a couple of paint-covered nips can't get me in more trouble.
Big tool, not a douche. He loves his WACKY hair though, and that makes me want to boot heel his Scott Thompson face.
Curse you DB1 and your douchey censorship.
Curse you DB1 and your douchey censorship.
Could you at least pan down to bush country?
Oh, I guess I'd see Xenu's face there, too. Literally; Xenu is down there tongue-lashing the little man in the boat.
Oh, I guess I'd see Xenu's face there, too. Literally; Xenu is down there tongue-lashing the little man in the boat.
The Xenu pasties are a great touch. I'm gonna have to give him a pass, just a guy with really good luck to get a pic with these ladies. also, real boobs ftw. I wonder how they keep the paint from rubbing off on the folks they're posing with. Maybe a lacquer of some sort.
DB1, give me a break. This site has never been safe for work. I think the bossman might get a little more upset over me gawking at Mo' Cheeks than these ladies, who even fooled a seasoned boob/'bag hunter such as yourself.
I'm very sorry to point out that these are the regrettable Olly (Ollie?) girls of Sunset Tan infamy. I apologize right away for knowing that, but will not apologize for requesting the original pic for full nip viewing. And I would agree that he's not a douche, but is he with the Sunset Tan girls, so maybe. . .wait, does that make me a douche for knowing who they are? Crap.
Maybe he's kind of a dork, but who isn't?
He's a regular dude, getting his picture taken with some painted ladies.
He's a regular dude, getting his picture taken with some painted ladies.
# posted by : 11:37 AM
: 11:37 AM
After dispensing with all of all the adults in the cornfield, Malachai was ready to party!
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
The ever present DB1 masterfully addressed the issue with those boobies. Marvelous!!!
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
man.... those tits on the girl next to him are real.. when the boob pops outward that means they're sagging right???
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
man.... those tits on the girl next to him are real.. when the boob pops outward that means they're sagging right???
# posted by : 11:50 AM
: 11:50 AM
Not a bag, but definitely a FAG!! GET A HAIRCUT, NANCY-BOY!
...and fuck you, Xenu. Where are the Scientologists when you really need one?
Deuche Baggilo
...and fuck you, Xenu. Where are the Scientologists when you really need one?
Deuche Baggilo
hes a fucking asshole, a turd, a ginger faced pile of vomit with a stench cloud of tanning foam reek and those ladies know its true. His smile says "I'm incredibly gay and on vacation with my mom"... not a douche
# posted by : 1:36 PM
: 1:36 PM
Sideshow Bob 'Bag maybe, not a douche tho. Just a lucky git who hot to see what the Olly twins' +2s were all about. Is there a link to this pic sans xenu photochop?
Nottadouche and those are pr0n stars. The one on the right is probably Tia Tanaka and the other two are also familiar, though I can't put names to their faces.
Because I don't watch pr0n.
Because I don't watch pr0n.
For the commenter asking about the paint rubbing off on people in for photo ops....
That's latex paint, you have to peel it off...
That's latex paint, you have to peel it off...
# posted by : 4:04 PM
: 4:04 PM
1-2-3 NOT DOUCHE!
BTW where can I get a view of the unedited nipple action! DB1, nudity is quite ok among friends!
BTW where can I get a view of the unedited nipple action! DB1, nudity is quite ok among friends!
We can't really be sure of the douche-tois here with the douche-invoking Xenu nip-covers. Those wardrobes are currently malfunctioning only in my cerebellum.
My hunch is that he's Nottadouche, Prince of Nottingdamn.
My hunch is that he's Nottadouche, Prince of Nottingdamn.
# posted by : 7:30 PM
: 7:30 PM
Not even close. The girls are closer to douchebaggery than he is. I know: let's have a spelling bee.
Props to KNY for understanding that the more accurate term is douchenozzle.
Nevertheless, this site is one of the greats. Just wish you all knew about Charlotte. Kindergarten, but mismatches galore.
Props to KNY for understanding that the more accurate term is douchenozzle.
Nevertheless, this site is one of the greats. Just wish you all knew about Charlotte. Kindergarten, but mismatches galore.
# posted by : 5:31 AM
: 5:31 AM
Ok, this is definitely a bar mitzvah. "Adam" has his Jew-fro and the sluts were hired by Mr. & Mrs. Silverman to give the neighbors a little thrill. But the slut to Adam's left belongs on badboobjobs.com.
ORANGE, having escaped her east-Tennessee trailer park and sold mama's Rambler for a new rack, has made it big working the floor at Harrah's after winning Mrs. Cocke County. God bless her non-existent waist and oh so flat tummy.
-grimatongueworm
-grimatongueworm
# posted by : 8:54 PM
: 8:54 PM
i say notadouche, although it is a little hard to tell, since he seems to be in their natural habitat...
Totally not a douche...he's my friend Ryan and all around super nice guy. His hair is actually not red in real life either even though it does look oddly strawberry in this pic.
# posted by : 8:25 PM
: 8:25 PM
All hail the spawn of Art Garfunkel and Peppermint Patty! Rock on you goofy Irish prick!
-UDAPE
-UDAPE
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Are those two blondes the "Olly" girls from the show on E or VH1 called Sunset Tan? I think they are! They are douchettes!
He is actually a semi-celeb. Professional skater Ryan Cook and having met him working in the bar scene in LA, a pretty good guy. I vote no bag.
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