Tuesday, April 22, 2008
'Bag / Not a 'Bag
Creepy eyebrows and the ridiculous facial hair are somewhat goofy, but otherwise there's not enough to stamp "choad" on this guy's forehead.
Maybe the necklace?
I dunno. I'm inclined to give a nottadouche pass, but figured I'd open it up to the floor.
Kimmy is all sorts of girl-next-door adorable sweetness, with a hidden body of sinny sinn sinn. Oh yes. I'd drink melted chocolate peep malteds of her distilled essence. I'd leap over tiger lilies dressed as a Northumbrian clown just for the chance to mildly annoy her great aunt by poking her with a Qtip.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:31 PM 
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I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and voting notadouche. Therefore, I can only hope that isn't a bunch of douchewear on the hangers - the white ones in the back, not the two lucious yellow ones the front of young, clean Hott.
# posted by 
: 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
This guy is barely a stage 1. Slightly questionable facial hair, no hand gesture, no look in the eye that screams scrote.
Pass.
But Oh My God, what a tasty morsel with him.
Pass.
But Oh My God, what a tasty morsel with him.
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
not at all douche. basically a dork. and possibly gay.
I always like looking at the doe eyed, innocent girl next door looking types and wondering what kind of moans they make when aroused...lord knows i only pull skanks...
Army of Douche-ness.
I always like looking at the doe eyed, innocent girl next door looking types and wondering what kind of moans they make when aroused...lord knows i only pull skanks...
Army of Douche-ness.
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
She represents the sort of wholesomely emasculating cheerleader-grade unattainability that sends every self-abusing memory from high school rocketing to the front of my brain, making me long once again for the sweet, nonjudgmental comfort of a 20 sided die.
He's not a douche.
He's not a douche.
not a typical douche for sure. But there are subtle hints of possible douchiness. For instance, he has thinly veiled Jebus bling on the outside of his shirt. And his eyebrows are clearly groomed (look at the full size version). Also, he is clearly in a yellow car, which could carry meaning.
Not enough evidence, but there are warning signs.
Not enough evidence, but there are warning signs.
# posted by : 12:52 PM
: 12:52 PM
In Nebraska he is a douche...on this site, not a douche. His hair is very KD Langish, no?
She however fits the "hot" criteria and I would husk her corn anytime.
She however fits the "hot" criteria and I would husk her corn anytime.
He is dangerously close to achieving Stage 1 Douche, but I give him a pass.
And good Lord is she a Hott.
And good Lord is she a Hott.
# posted by : 12:59 PM
: 12:59 PM
Not a douche.
Gay best friend? Oh yeah.
Mid-West Hott wants to do all kinds of naughty things, but just can't get over her shyness.
Gay best friend? Oh yeah.
Mid-West Hott wants to do all kinds of naughty things, but just can't get over her shyness.
i prefer those giant caterpillar-eyebrows of his to the frighteningly thin, waxed eyebrows of the uberdouche in the picture below him.
nottadouche
nottadouche
i can understand the notadouche groundswell, however the hair tells me a different tale...it starts withe the flattop fade esgue sides around the ears, it moves to noncommital mullet pre faux hawk above the temples while hinting at mullet and ends on top with the failure of promised spike bag...all of whick could be ironic as it is a survey or pastiche of bad hair...but the beard and brow grooming speak metro thus creating the overall artistic imrpression of douche bag
# posted by : 1:05 PM
: 1:05 PM
Not a douche.
She is wide-eyed innocence. Her look is saying, "Mr. White, up until this point in my young life, I have only experienced garden-variety missionary position sex. Although this makes me squirm and squeal like a banshee, I've grown bored and I want to experiment. I read on the internets about 'water sports.' Teach me, Mr. White. Teach me."
She is wide-eyed innocence. Her look is saying, "Mr. White, up until this point in my young life, I have only experienced garden-variety missionary position sex. Although this makes me squirm and squeal like a banshee, I've grown bored and I want to experiment. I read on the internets about 'water sports.' Teach me, Mr. White. Teach me."
Two troubling issues.
1. The presence of some type of tribal wolf's head type bling, and...
2. Those eyebrows were trimmed with a deep space "Tractor Beam".
The hot makes me want to submerge my unit in banana pudding and pound it like an Appalachian stepchild.
1. The presence of some type of tribal wolf's head type bling, and...
2. Those eyebrows were trimmed with a deep space "Tractor Beam".
The hot makes me want to submerge my unit in banana pudding and pound it like an Appalachian stepchild.
there seems to be that air of bravado missing, requisite for 'bag status. the greased fade, the RIDDEL chin strap, the fresh off the rack pseudo ironic AF72 tee. notadouche tho.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
notabag, but could be in the larval stages. chin pubes, groomed brows, TAKING YOUR OWN PIX IN THE BACK OF DAD'S MINIVAN...
blondie is 100% pure-virginal-midwestern-cheerleader-needs-to-be-violated-by-my-deamon-seed hott...
...damn. time for another shower...
blondie is 100% pure-virginal-midwestern-cheerleader-needs-to-be-violated-by-my-deamon-seed hott...
...damn. time for another shower...
i give this guy a pass for now.
he's not a douche yet, but goddamn if he's not trying.
it's nice to see that spring is here. i can tell by the caterpillars on his forehead.
a Roots Manuva reference? i love you DB1. in a way that one man can love another without it being called gay, of course.
he's not a douche yet, but goddamn if he's not trying.
it's nice to see that spring is here. i can tell by the caterpillars on his forehead.
a Roots Manuva reference? i love you DB1. in a way that one man can love another without it being called gay, of course.
Dude in the photo....... not a bag yet, but getting closer every day. Shaped eyebrows and bling are getting there. Spiky gelly hair is approaching douche.
As for Kimmy...
I would turn her into a nasty like every other girl my hands touch. It's a curse/blessing.
As for Kimmy...
I would turn her into a nasty like every other girl my hands touch. It's a curse/blessing.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
I believe the "yellow car" comment means he's in a taxi cab mini van based on the number of "Oh, Shit!" bars. However, those bars do make perfectly good grab handles to attain proper thrusting angles with deep space tractor beams.
There's nothing wrong in this picture. She actually has a boyfriend back home, and she's just sharing a cab from Bible study back to dorm row with Mr. Electrical Tape Eyebrows. He did go all Amish on the facial hair though, and that could be a sign...
There's nothing wrong in this picture. She actually has a boyfriend back home, and she's just sharing a cab from Bible study back to dorm row with Mr. Electrical Tape Eyebrows. He did go all Amish on the facial hair though, and that could be a sign...
# posted by : 1:37 PM
: 1:37 PM
This is a limo. It must be. And it's yellow. And we all know that the only yellow limos are stretch Hummers. His shirt says "Hooch Nina", which, in Italian, means, "I drink pee". The horned cross is also an old pagan symbol that means "I love Axe".
So, with this preponderance of evidence, I must say:
Douche.
So, with this preponderance of evidence, I must say:
Douche.
Not a 'bag.
He looks more like one of those "cool" Christian youth counselors who totally like to skateboard for Christ and mosh to shitty Christian rock bands with names like Crown of Thorns and Golgotha.
She looks like a good Christian girlfriend who blows dudes left and right, but is "saving herself for marriage." To me.
-SES
He looks more like one of those "cool" Christian youth counselors who totally like to skateboard for Christ and mosh to shitty Christian rock bands with names like Crown of Thorns and Golgotha.
She looks like a good Christian girlfriend who blows dudes left and right, but is "saving herself for marriage." To me.
-SES
# posted by : 1:45 PM
: 1:45 PM
I'd have to go Not a Bag on this one. Even though the hair and stupid necklace are choad-worthy, he doesn't give off the aura of, "Look how cool I am" like the other DBs of lore. Although his ridiculous chin music draws my ire, I think he is just a country bumpkin from the midwest who watches a little too much MTV and dresses accordingly. Blondie is way too hot for him -- I would like to knock all of his teeth out and steal his steamy hometown hott, but that's how it goes in Smalltown, USA...
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
It's the tweezed brows that calls him into question. Not a 'Bag, but Kimmy looks extra hott because it looks like she's about to lean in for some good timin knob slobbin. Good Girl.
@pfah: re: your new avatar: now that is some serious shrinkage...
about this guy: I say not a douche. Most likely a toolbox, and a below average bass player in an even worse garage band. Give him a year though after Jenny cheats on him, I can almost guarantee full douchitude then.
about this guy: I say not a douche. Most likely a toolbox, and a below average bass player in an even worse garage band. Give him a year though after Jenny cheats on him, I can almost guarantee full douchitude then.
This guy looks like someone's best friend.
Debbie is hott though. She's so hot that she could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil and sell it as Tiffany earrings.
Debbie is hott though. She's so hot that she could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil and sell it as Tiffany earrings.
# posted by : 2:15 PM
: 2:15 PM
he's allright...a douche, no...a dork, maybe. kimmy has those beautiful c cups protruding out of that sorta tight knit top. she has the i'm really a naughty girl look too...yummy. maybe she'll score on ryan miller non douche tonight...
# posted by : 2:16 PM
: 2:16 PM
Facial hair is cutting it close, definitely a douche style but its all He has. He doesn't any other douche characteristics, and doesn't look too self centered, just stoked that hes with a hot chick.
# posted by : 2:23 PM
: 2:23 PM
i don't know why this is even up for debate. if goatees make you a douchebag, then call me summer's eve.
@pfah is this disturbing pfah album cover week? just please don't do black crowes amorica...
@pfah is this disturbing pfah album cover week? just please don't do black crowes amorica...
Douche? No. Putz? Yep.
But the hott pictured with him makes up for the lack of douche in the pic with hot chickey goodness.
But the hott pictured with him makes up for the lack of douche in the pic with hot chickey goodness.
The hunting logo apparel and spikey top hair lead me to believe he's a "good ol' boy" from south or other places redneck-ish.
I vote "Lucky Bastid" and not a bag.
I vote "Lucky Bastid" and not a bag.
@scrotebob douchepants....hey now, the water was WAY cold. plus, i don't think i could've uploaded a picture of a penis (no matter how small) from work.
@douchetorious b.a.g. thanks brother. hope all is well with you.
@bcs....hmmm, you've given me an idea. i'll work on that tomorrow.
@douchetorious b.a.g. thanks brother. hope all is well with you.
@bcs....hmmm, you've given me an idea. i'll work on that tomorrow.
Not a douche. Take him down; he doesn't deserve the shame.
He scored an amazing little hottie though.
He scored an amazing little hottie though.
# posted by : 2:35 PM
: 2:35 PM
Nottadouche.
As a person with genetically inherited full eyebrows, I would like to speak in defense of full eyebrows everywhere. What's the alternative? Waxing? Is that not more douchey than living with our unfortunate genetic trait?
And who among us has not at least experimented with facial hair? May he cast the first stone.
As a person with genetically inherited full eyebrows, I would like to speak in defense of full eyebrows everywhere. What's the alternative? Waxing? Is that not more douchey than living with our unfortunate genetic trait?
And who among us has not at least experimented with facial hair? May he cast the first stone.
It's pretty obvious what is going on here. He is the nice guy best friend that has known her since they where kids, all the while he has liked her but never got the nerve to do anything about it while she dated douche after douche. She sees him as the brother she never had and has no idea how he feels. She sees that he has no luck with girls so she has a great idea, "make-over!". She makes him over and then takes him out to try to help him meet girls. That pretty much sums up this pic.
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
after noonan's insights, i may have to re-think my vote. don't think it's a limo, but the yellow does indeed scream 'hummer', and oh, that hair is not only meticulously gelled to spiky perfection, but he's working a fade on the sides....
i smell a 1st round douche draft pick biding his time on the midwestern AAA farm team. slap an A/X shirt on him and he's in the show....
but goddamn, i'd still eat her discharge on a bad week..
i smell a 1st round douche draft pick biding his time on the midwestern AAA farm team. slap an A/X shirt on him and he's in the show....
but goddamn, i'd still eat her discharge on a bad week..
Hmmmm... not enough evidence to convict him. But this photo looks like it was taken just moments before Suzy Creamcheese lowered her sweet blond head onto his outstretched trouser worm.
# posted by : 3:26 PM
: 3:26 PM
Not a Douche. He does have some thick-ass Colin Farrels above his eyes, but you can't really blame him for that. He's got a goatee without the stache, but that doesn't bother me. At least its not the strip.
He gets a pass in my book.
He gets a pass in my book.
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
one of my favorite shows was the hipster proto-doucheness of the jack karouac variety, the many loves of Dobie Gillis, and he may be a 1950s bag, but due to the nuclear arms race, advances in scrote technology, and inflation, this guy shouldn't and doesn't amount to a blip on the radar...if there is nothing that has "HEY LOOK AT ME" qualities of or on the person then you gotta throw the fish back.
# posted by : 3:44 PM
: 3:44 PM
I would have initially said notadouche, but...
His shirt says Hoochie Mama (with Primos, the brand name, in white above). The Hoochie Mama is an elk call, sold by the hunting company Primos, that is made to sound like a cow in distress.
Also, the car is not a hummer as some have argued. You can tell there in the front seat b/c of the sun roof location and the flip down sun visor in the top left of the picture. You can then see the back window is close to them and with the extra handle on the side of the car it looks like he's the proud owner of a yellow pick-up truck.
So we have a spiked hair, pubic hair chinned, necklace wearing hick. He is clearly confused with his identity, he is a hick at heart but is succumbing to the way of the douche.
His shirt says Hoochie Mama (with Primos, the brand name, in white above). The Hoochie Mama is an elk call, sold by the hunting company Primos, that is made to sound like a cow in distress.
Also, the car is not a hummer as some have argued. You can tell there in the front seat b/c of the sun roof location and the flip down sun visor in the top left of the picture. You can then see the back window is close to them and with the extra handle on the side of the car it looks like he's the proud owner of a yellow pick-up truck.
So we have a spiked hair, pubic hair chinned, necklace wearing hick. He is clearly confused with his identity, he is a hick at heart but is succumbing to the way of the douche.
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
.5 stage douche, note the gel-spike hair and the bag-beard...AW FUCK THIS...I'M JUST JEALOUS...What A van rocker hott!!! She is all that is down-right pure, and by pure I mean Pussy I'd Really Enjoy!
I vote douche by jealousy proxy!
I vote douche by jealousy proxy!
# posted by : 3:49 PM
: 3:49 PM
He's got the hair sculpting action that screams douche-in-training, bad facial hair, and a necklace.
On the other hand, he doesn't have an earring, he doesn't appear to be making a hand gesture, and he's not making face. In fact, he seems a bit scared. Look at those hesitant eyes and how his smile doesn't go anywhere near them.
My guess is that he's had an astonishing crush on the hott for years and he can't believe that she's actually touching him. He would be excited as all hell, but he's worried about getting an erection, blurting out "I love you," or forgetting a single moment of this when he whacks off later (which be a limp failure because he loves her too much). Worst of all, he's dreading when the picture's taken that she'll scoot back to her seat too quickly, reinforcing his own low opinion of himself.
Not a douche.
On the other hand, he doesn't have an earring, he doesn't appear to be making a hand gesture, and he's not making face. In fact, he seems a bit scared. Look at those hesitant eyes and how his smile doesn't go anywhere near them.
My guess is that he's had an astonishing crush on the hott for years and he can't believe that she's actually touching him. He would be excited as all hell, but he's worried about getting an erection, blurting out "I love you," or forgetting a single moment of this when he whacks off later (which be a limp failure because he loves her too much). Worst of all, he's dreading when the picture's taken that she'll scoot back to her seat too quickly, reinforcing his own low opinion of himself.
Not a douche.
# posted by : 4:06 PM
: 4:06 PM
Not a douche!
Hand gestures? No. Check.
Over accessorizing? No. Check
Visible Tattoos? No. Check
Strange Expressions on Face? No. Check
Facial Pubes? Yes
He needs at least one more douche bag qualifier to become stage one in my opinion.
Hand gestures? No. Check.
Over accessorizing? No. Check
Visible Tattoos? No. Check
Strange Expressions on Face? No. Check
Facial Pubes? Yes
He needs at least one more douche bag qualifier to become stage one in my opinion.
# posted by : 4:16 PM
: 4:16 PM
full on douche. level one bush league trainie:
1) spiky jelled hair
2) butchered groomed eyebrows
3) way over groomed chin pube sculpture
4) stupid anti-christ necklace outside of shirt
5) faux novelty "worn" mall t-shirt
6) posing for self portraits
1) spiky jelled hair
2) butchered groomed eyebrows
3) way over groomed chin pube sculpture
4) stupid anti-christ necklace outside of shirt
5) faux novelty "worn" mall t-shirt
6) posing for self portraits
# posted by : 4:37 PM
: 4:37 PM
The silver/gray frosted tip makes me say douche. BUT. In all fairness, he lacks the look in his eyes, there's a egotistic, mean spiritedness missing. He seems like a genuinely decent guy who might be a little too "hip" for his own good. So, at worst he's a stage 1 and he's only borderline at that.
Uncle Phinn
Uncle Phinn
You can sense that all he can talk about is the time he finished off a keg with himself and 5 buddies. Douche. Like there's a question.
# posted by : 5:06 PM
: 5:06 PM
Not a bag,even if he does draw on his eyebrows in Sharpie marker. He's not making a douchey hand gesture, he's merely stretching out his arm to take the photo. He knows he must get photographic proof of being in the company of such a cutie. I'd say that's pretty smart of him.
Not a douche.
When in doubt, the razor I use is whether the subject in question is smiling for the camera.
She has more sweetness than the '85 Bears.
When in doubt, the razor I use is whether the subject in question is smiling for the camera.
She has more sweetness than the '85 Bears.
# posted by : 5:17 PM
: 5:17 PM
I'm with adamoda...
Once a frat boy, always a 'bag.
Besides, even though this guy doesn't look like one in this picture, you can tell he really wants to be one someday.
Once a frat boy, always a 'bag.
Besides, even though this guy doesn't look like one in this picture, you can tell he really wants to be one someday.
# posted by : 5:19 PM
: 5:19 PM
Kimmy here is the jewel of her small town in rural Arizona, but until she saves up enough money for a rhinoplasty she will be insecure enough to date this tool.
# posted by : 6:32 PM
: 6:32 PM
Nottadouche, BUT...
I think he might be an ASPIRING DOUCHE.
I bet this guy was a real geek in high school and he's now gone to some college 1500 miles from home where nobody knows him and he's trying to create a "look" for himself. Give him 18 months and he'll be much douchier.
I think he might be an ASPIRING DOUCHE.
I bet this guy was a real geek in high school and he's now gone to some college 1500 miles from home where nobody knows him and he's trying to create a "look" for himself. Give him 18 months and he'll be much douchier.
# posted by : 7:28 PM
: 7:28 PM
not a douche.
move this photo over to www.chastebeautifulwomenwithguyswhomakequestionablebeardchoices.com
move this photo over to www.chastebeautifulwomenwithguyswhomakequestionablebeardchoices.com
# posted by : 7:44 PM
: 7:44 PM
Not a douche, maybee Joe Dirt'ish.
She is damn hot 'tho. That cab could drag me across the continent as long as she was in it.
She is damn hot 'tho. That cab could drag me across the continent as long as she was in it.
# posted by : 8:54 PM
: 8:54 PM
Not a douche. If you consider him a douche you bring down the prestige of the title douche. Sure the chin pubes and hair are both an eye sore but its nothing compared to the real douches on this site.
# posted by : 9:36 PM
: 9:36 PM
Not a douche. Douches can't seem to smile, even the awkward one seen here. In fact, the very fact that he's awkward is proof that he's not a douche. Baggery comes with undeserved cockiness and self worth.
Nah, not a douche to me - we have to keep some level of exclusivity to this illustrious group.
Very nice girl though.
Very nice girl though.
Lord Doucheness (DB1) needs to make a call on this guy stat. Is this guy indeed part of a new, though rapidly growing, category of groin goitre... the Christian-Rock-Bag?
Though perhaps not as traditionally ballsacky as the average heretic douche, their incestant breeding may eventually spawn an entire new subspecies of ultra conservative superscrote, ultimately leading to... BAGAGEDDON!
Let us hope that at least a few doe eyed blondes survive...
Though perhaps not as traditionally ballsacky as the average heretic douche, their incestant breeding may eventually spawn an entire new subspecies of ultra conservative superscrote, ultimately leading to... BAGAGEDDON!
Let us hope that at least a few doe eyed blondes survive...
# posted by : 3:52 AM
: 3:52 AM
No Bag, he clearly waxes his eyebrows but you can tell thats more of a medical thing for this guy than a vanity thing. As his eyebrows can clearly be seen to have the capability of over taking his entire face and sufficating him....
# posted by : 5:38 AM
: 5:38 AM
To easily asses this guy, just look at the pic above his....total bag....now look at the pic below....two total bags....now compare to him....not even close. PASS
# posted by : 5:41 AM
: 5:41 AM
notadouche - dweeb, and possibly gay. Should also be monitored as he looks like he is either a douche in training or possibly just too damn close to the ledge of the pit to eternal douchbaggedness, tempting the gods to throw him in with barely a gentle breeze of Axe...
# posted by : 5:42 AM
: 5:42 AM
Def not a douche. No paraplegic hand gestures, no annoying badazzler skulls on the shirt, also he is giving a genuine smile instead of some douche Blue Steal look.
# posted by : 7:00 AM
: 7:00 AM
Sculpted eyebrows and facial hair? Def a douche, though not nearly as bad as most of the chodes posted regularly on this site.
# posted by : 7:05 AM
: 7:05 AM
I'm leaning Not a Douche, but this guy is pushing it.
That necklace is really aggravating.
That necklace is really aggravating.
# posted by : 7:46 AM
: 7:46 AM
Notadouche, though a bucket of water followed by a good slap to the face might do him some good.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish painting my entire house yellow.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish painting my entire house yellow.
# posted by : 8:41 AM
: 8:41 AM
Blah, blah, blah. 'Bag, not a 'bag... who cares? For Christ's Sake have you seen that girl next to him? Holy crap. She makes me miss my high school girlfriend so bad it's giving me a stomach ache.
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# posted by : 4:49 PM
: 4:49 PM
he's not a full bag yet
Kimmy's body is twice as hot as the strippers who wear half as much.. all she needs is my extra special hair gel. damn!
Kimmy's body is twice as hot as the strippers who wear half as much.. all she needs is my extra special hair gel. damn!
She's as pure as a Montana trout stream. She's a goddess of the wide blue skies and snow-capped mountains.
He's a hard-working kid in a new pickup that he saved for, with a week's worth of work uniform shirts hanging in the back. And he's in love with this ethereal creature.
Not a douche. No way.
And yeah, I'm jealous as hell.
He's a hard-working kid in a new pickup that he saved for, with a week's worth of work uniform shirts hanging in the back. And he's in love with this ethereal creature.
Not a douche. No way.
And yeah, I'm jealous as hell.
He's not a douche - more of a Maynard G. Creep. He will discover On the Road in Sophmore year of college and it will CHANGE HIS LIFE.
Then he'll go work as an insurance adjuster at SAFECO, and marry a girl from San Marcos who won't let him accept calls from Kimmy.
The Penisvania Dutch chin-gina fuzz will be shaved off before his first real job interview.
Then he'll go work as an insurance adjuster at SAFECO, and marry a girl from San Marcos who won't let him accept calls from Kimmy.
The Penisvania Dutch chin-gina fuzz will be shaved off before his first real job interview.
# posted by : 4:56 PM
: 4:56 PM
His face says, "My mom does my eyebrows."
His "goatee" looks like the unshaven muff of an Italian butch-dyke.
Plus, he looks like an ex-boyfriend of mine. Whom I dislike.
I can't really say he's 100% douche, but he doesn't have much going for him at this point.
His "goatee" looks like the unshaven muff of an Italian butch-dyke.
Plus, he looks like an ex-boyfriend of mine. Whom I dislike.
I can't really say he's 100% douche, but he doesn't have much going for him at this point.
# posted by : 8:17 PM
: 8:17 PM
Sculpted hair.
Sculpted eyebrows.
Sculpted chin vaj.
Wolf-head pendant
=
DOUCHE.
And, speaking as an Appalachian stepchild, this hott is built for back of the church bus finger banging.
Sculpted eyebrows.
Sculpted chin vaj.
Wolf-head pendant
=
DOUCHE.
And, speaking as an Appalachian stepchild, this hott is built for back of the church bus finger banging.
My Dear DB1,
As usual, your preceptions are right on target. Ridiculous "goatee type thing" for a beard not withstanding, I gotta go nottadouche here. But,the spike hair my be what pushes him over the top. If it were to get any more spiked that his current "1st cut of rough at the U.S.Open" length then...Bags Away!!!As for "Next Door Barbie", she has the hair that shines golden like the sun even in the dead of night and the bod that was the reason the sweater was invented. I think I shall ask for one just like her next Christmas.
As usual, your preceptions are right on target. Ridiculous "goatee type thing" for a beard not withstanding, I gotta go nottadouche here. But,the spike hair my be what pushes him over the top. If it were to get any more spiked that his current "1st cut of rough at the U.S.Open" length then...Bags Away!!!As for "Next Door Barbie", she has the hair that shines golden like the sun even in the dead of night and the bod that was the reason the sweater was invented. I think I shall ask for one just like her next Christmas.
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
Not a douche. Just a little in the dark with regards to acceptable eyebrow plucking and beard maintainence.
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