Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Bra!!
Bra is about to say:
1. Bra!! Another Pepsi, Broheim!!
2. Bra!! You see this chick I'm bangin' with, yo?
3. Bra!! Dig my star tat, bra!!
4. Bra!! Did Nietzsche really posit a Godless universe, or simply a universe of moral absolution?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:23 AM 
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like the swallows to Capistrano
... the warm sunny weather brings the spikey/haired, Jesus/bling wearing, orangey/tanned, shade/wearing douchebags back to the local pool to hit on my hot clueless sister ... hey bra as soon as I find my speedo I meet you there!
... the warm sunny weather brings the spikey/haired, Jesus/bling wearing, orangey/tanned, shade/wearing douchebags back to the local pool to hit on my hot clueless sister ... hey bra as soon as I find my speedo I meet you there!
# posted by 
: 10:25 AM
: 10:25 AM
Bra! I told you a gay douchebag like myself could touch a hottie and not get cooties! Let's go for a manicure before the stink of this chick stays on my skin!
# posted by : 10:30 AM
: 10:30 AM
Bra!, come check this out, My titties are bigger then hers but not as firm.
Turdacious
Turdacious
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
Well, I'm pretty sure he can't pronounce at least 4 of the words in choice D, so that one's out.
My money's on B.
Plus, where the hell are his swim trunks? These damn choads.
My money's on B.
Plus, where the hell are his swim trunks? These damn choads.
@douchepants:
I was wondering where his pants were too.
I'm guessing he is wearing them low, like in those gay Abercrombie ads. Except he's fat.
That bikini looks like a Robert Grahm pattern....all right!!!!
I was wondering where his pants were too.
I'm guessing he is wearing them low, like in those gay Abercrombie ads. Except he's fat.
That bikini looks like a Robert Grahm pattern....all right!!!!
Im goin with choice 3, doushes like him are so self absorbed they dont even care about the HOTT, they are more interested in getting noticed and people admiring them
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
Im goin with choice 3, doushes like him are so self absorbed they dont even care about the HOTT, they are more interested in getting noticed and people admiring them
# posted by : 11:16 AM
: 11:16 AM
i honestly don't know why, but when i first looked at this picture, the following two things popped into my head:
1. rancid taco meat
2. spoiled sour cream
do we have any therapists in the house to help me with this one?
1. rancid taco meat
2. spoiled sour cream
do we have any therapists in the house to help me with this one?
Bra!! She said I can tap that sh*t, but first she wants to show me her STD....She's got a Camaro Bra!!
Bra! Yeah. I know. I know! Spray on. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha (high pitched chirp laugh). Nah. Nah, wax. I know. Yeah. Nair gives me a rash.
Bra! I know someone is taking a picture, but I'm going to smirk at you and give you a "Tight Virgin Shocker" instead.
Why do these retards always sport religious bling? Oh yeah I forgot, they're backwards ass, unintelligent douche bags who believe in fairy tails.
# posted by : 12:43 PM
: 12:43 PM
Bra, these chicks at the rehab are so easy..........Bra, this star tat is so extreme!! Bra, I didn't even have to use my last roofie.
# posted by : 12:53 PM
: 12:53 PM
@DB1,
This is what I get for thinking things had fallen off after Turd Flush. You come back and CRUSH me with Bra.
Well played sir, well played.
This is what I get for thinking things had fallen off after Turd Flush. You come back and CRUSH me with Bra.
Well played sir, well played.
# posted by : 12:57 PM
: 12:57 PM
What you can't see is the bucket of Ham and Cheese Hotpockets® he sat down on the ground right before stepping into the frame. Those things are totally delicious Bra!
# posted by : 1:28 PM
: 1:28 PM
Bra and that fag in the "Holly's Bag Tag" post below look one in the same. A mug shot of douche if you will. Am I wrong?
# posted by : 1:30 PM
: 1:30 PM
you know what's great? these guys get the crap beat out of them for saying "bra" over here. it's a very local thing, 350lb mokes don't like stupid white boys saying what they say. its fun to watch.
He has on pants my peeps... his hot pocket pouch is simply obscuring the waistband.
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
DB1 must be face-down in a pile of Ho-Ho's. not many updates this afternoon.
i can't stand to look at this picture much longer. it reminds me to keep doing sit-ups.
i can't stand to look at this picture much longer. it reminds me to keep doing sit-ups.
@Ashfish
I wish the african americans felt the same way about A-holes like Miami scammy and marshall mathers " as the Beaver"
I hate white guys trying to be black.
Turdacious
I wish the african americans felt the same way about A-holes like Miami scammy and marshall mathers " as the Beaver"
I hate white guys trying to be black.
Turdacious
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
Bra! I was just sitting there naked in the locker room when I ran across this hot tranny, Bra!
# posted by : 2:42 PM
: 2:42 PM
I haven't seen boobies that small on this site since Xenu's.
Which reminds me, Xenu issued an edict today proclaiming that he is going to eliminate all clouds from the sky, forever. Especially the ones over Las Vegas.
Which reminds me, Xenu issued an edict today proclaiming that he is going to eliminate all clouds from the sky, forever. Especially the ones over Las Vegas.
# posted by : 2:49 PM
: 2:49 PM
It's obviously option 4, as only someone who doesn't know shit about Nietzsche yet wants to sound intelligent would say that.
# posted by : 3:20 PM
: 3:20 PM
What the fuck is with that green plastic wrist band? Is it a hospital ID so they can direct his dead ass to the right funeral home when he OD's?
# posted by : 3:22 PM
: 3:22 PM
I crawl out of the bathroom in a state close to death after contracting some type of explosive diarreah/vomit virus and this is what I see?
Fuck.
I gotta run.
Thanks, DB1, may you live the rest of the day in my toilet.
Fuck.
I gotta run.
Thanks, DB1, may you live the rest of the day in my toilet.
# posted by : 3:31 PM
: 3:31 PM
I really, really want to be friends with his hott. I mean that literally; I want to hear blow-by-blow accounts of how she chose her latest purse-rat, and of her latest date with Bra and assorted other douchebags. It would be worth the amount I'd need to pay my dentist to repair my ground-to-stubs teeth.
Also, since when is this guy fat? I'm fatter than that. By a lot. I bet a lot of the commentators on here are, too. There's a lot of things to take Bra to task for (and by "take to task," I mean "introduce the side of his head to a crowbar"), but fatness does not strike me as one.
Also, since when is this guy fat? I'm fatter than that. By a lot. I bet a lot of the commentators on here are, too. There's a lot of things to take Bra to task for (and by "take to task," I mean "introduce the side of his head to a crowbar"), but fatness does not strike me as one.
# posted by : 4:43 PM
: 4:43 PM
He..."Bra!! thanks for the pube waxing this chick thinks I'm huge!!"
Hott..."just kill me now!"
Hott..."just kill me now!"
# posted by : 5:25 PM
: 5:25 PM
"Bra, this chick sez I'm hung like that whale named Shamoo! ."
Hott.. "No asshole I said you will be hung by your balls in a sacrifice to the overlord Xenu!!
Hott.. "No asshole I said you will be hung by your balls in a sacrifice to the overlord Xenu!!
# posted by : 5:45 PM
: 5:45 PM
Bra! We still got two hours before we gotta get my mom's Optima back to pick her up from her shift at Arby's!
to: not-a-bra anonymous @ 12:43 at least those of us who are believers know that there is a big difference between fairy tales and your "fairy tail" !!
# posted by : 7:11 PM
: 7:11 PM
Bra! I totally lost a battle of wits with a frozen pizza!
Regarding the Hott: I make with the solid oak ding-dong. Something involving panting, sweating and collapsing flashed before my eyes. I think Bra was posing in a mirror somewhere, hypnotozed in his own ego fugue state. Me and her were like screw this lump of smegma, let us make the two-backed beast. And it was good.
Regarding the Hott: I make with the solid oak ding-dong. Something involving panting, sweating and collapsing flashed before my eyes. I think Bra was posing in a mirror somewhere, hypnotozed in his own ego fugue state. Me and her were like screw this lump of smegma, let us make the two-backed beast. And it was good.
# posted by : 7:13 PM
: 7:13 PM
To answer the fifth question I believe that Nietzeche's belief in morality as an ideological illusion makes his idea of moral absolution inaccurate because he feels that moralality does not allow us to think and act out our desires. I think that the idea of objective subjectuality allows us to decide if we want to act moral or not. Also Bra!! That chocolate kuala bear your banging is too fine!
# posted by : 8:06 PM
: 8:06 PM
She says "I sucky fucky love you long time".
He says "I have love beads up my ass".
He says "I have love beads up my ass".
# posted by : 8:32 PM
: 8:32 PM
Bra!! I know that my girly (and probably myself) have been prominently featured on this site before, however Douche Quixote is drawing a blank as to when...
Bra!! Don't cha theorize that the overriding problems of the contemporary geopolitical situation stem from unresolved issues following rapid decolonization at the conclusion of World War II when the European powers were unable to reassert their prewar influence at the insistence of the United States at Yalta, and thus insured that a power vacuum would exist within the territorial boundaries of the newly formed nation-states which have carried over into many of the immediate instabilities of our time?
# posted by : 12:26 AM
: 12:26 AM
Bra! Didja get the pic of my muscle? Once I ditch the chick, we'll get it on, bra!
We must cleanse it with fire, and by it I mean choadbag, and by with fire I mean napalm. With all the oi, he'll light up right quick. Then Asian cutie and I can discuss 19th century Russian literature while roasting marshmallows on our brand new Black & 'Bagger grill.
We must cleanse it with fire, and by it I mean choadbag, and by with fire I mean napalm. With all the oi, he'll light up right quick. Then Asian cutie and I can discuss 19th century Russian literature while roasting marshmallows on our brand new Black & 'Bagger grill.
# posted by : 7:25 AM
: 7:25 AM
@douchetoevsky
"Bra! There's no lifeguard at this gene pool!"
BWAHAHA HAHAHA! Oh MAN, that is it!
"Bra! There's no lifeguard at this gene pool!"
BWAHAHA HAHAHA! Oh MAN, that is it!
# posted by : 8:05 AM
: 8:05 AM
"Bra! There's no lifeguard at this gene pool!"
Totally agree, that's the single best line in a long time!
Totally agree, that's the single best line in a long time!
I dig the too big bikini top on Asian (?) hott. You rock those AAs in Kimy's bathing suit you borrowed. He's Andy Samberg's cousin, Chad, that the family kicked out for converting to Christianity, only working out on his arms and well, just being a douche.
# posted by : 9:17 PM
: 9:17 PM
That kid's name is Nick Guerra, he goes to my school. He's in UF's School of Law.
# posted by : 10:52 PM
: 10:52 PM
If Nick fails out of law school, he is ready for a porn career - he already has the star.
# posted by : 12:31 AM
: 12:31 AM
i talked to nick he says he doesnt care that he is on this site.. just thought that was funny cause most ppl flip out
# posted by : 10:16 AM
: 10:16 AM
This guy's obviously not a metalhead, so HE SHOULD NOT USE THE HORNS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
# posted by : 5:50 AM
: 5:50 AM
I think Nietzsche posited the absolution of morality and just felt that theism was irrelevant. I think Bradouche probably came to the same conclusion. His ideology, though, will no don't lead to absurdism. Whats more absurd: a guy turning into a giant bug, or this level of douche-weasel with that level of bleeth tasty?
Franz Kafdouche
Franz Kafdouche
# posted by : 5:48 AM
: 5:48 AM
Bra!! I just let one rip and this chicken head bitch still hasn't got a whiff of it yet. BRO IT OUT!!!
# posted by : 11:49 PM
: 11:49 PM
Totally Bro!! I mean check this sweet star tattoo i got on my incredible bicep. It's sooooo cool man!!
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
A star under the arm, what is that some kinda manly hidden symbol of the natural dick head? Oh god, kick his ass into the pool!!!
# posted by : 7:22 PM
: 7:22 PM
Rebel without a beer.
the under-18 bracelet it totally hot with the bebe's, bra!
-Douche Nukem
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the under-18 bracelet it totally hot with the bebe's, bra!
-Douche Nukem
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