Thursday, April 24, 2008
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I haven't seen such a blank expression since Not Sure switched America from Brawndo to water.
Speaking of Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator (it's got electrolytes!) I think it's time to officially welcome Mike Judge's Idiocracy into the pop-culture referencing fold. I wasn't sure it was going to make it, and while not likely to reach the saturation of Office Space, Idiocracy has enough genius in it to more than deserve to enter the discourse.
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I haven't seen such a blank expression since Not Sure switched America from Brawndo to water.
Speaking of Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator (it's got electrolytes!) I think it's time to officially welcome Mike Judge's Idiocracy into the pop-culture referencing fold. I wasn't sure it was going to make it, and while not likely to reach the saturation of Office Space, Idiocracy has enough genius in it to more than deserve to enter the discourse.
Welcome to CostCo. I love you.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:51 AM 
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this man's ancestors will inevitably become assistant managers at ButtFuckers family restaurant
# posted by 
: 10:14 AM
: 10:14 AM 
He looks like a deer in the headlights.
Behind this twosome it seems there's a larger much douchier bag.
Behind this twosome it seems there's a larger much douchier bag.
Idiocrocy is one of the greatest movies ever made, i wish more people had seen it. Particularly the trash that it references (maybe it would be a harsh look into the mirror). Aight enough about that movie, im off to take my kids for some pizza at Butt Fuckers.
# posted by : 10:29 AM
: 10:29 AM
Just take the goddamn glasses off. You're indoors in a dark room for crissakes. Then we can tackle all your other major issues: the one button shirt, the grease, the bling, the man-grooming, and removal of your tribal tatts that I know exist.
Only then will you see the error of your ways.
On a side note, blond in the back right looks like shes about to pull out a mac10 and go psycho in that room.
Only then will you see the error of your ways.
On a side note, blond in the back right looks like shes about to pull out a mac10 and go psycho in that room.
Mike Judge was 100%, right on the money with that movie. Exactly where we are headed.
In regards to the photo... Douche Presley has a cute pixie sprouting from his shoulder. I think she's whispering anti-fashion tips in his ear.
In regards to the photo... Douche Presley has a cute pixie sprouting from his shoulder. I think she's whispering anti-fashion tips in his ear.
@ Johnny come douchey.
I take it you either didnt read DB1's description of this pic, or u havnt seen Idocracy?
I take it you either didnt read DB1's description of this pic, or u havnt seen Idocracy?
# posted by : 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
The irony of Mike Judges social commentary in Idocracy is that he single handedly dumbed down an entire generation with Beavis and Butthead...which may have resulted in a douche rising (as they got older)
# posted by : 10:39 AM
: 10:39 AM
The irony of Mike Judges social commentary in Idocracy is that he single handedly dumbed down an entire generation with Beavis and Butthead...which may have resulted in a douche rising (as they got older)
# posted by : 10:39 AM
: 10:39 AM
I'd like to crack wise about the Bono does Italy via Jersey douche on the left, but I can't get my eyes off that world of cuteness on the right. Looks like she's got a balcony you could do Shakepeare off of, but it's hard to tell with all the black. On the plus side, my forearms are pumped like popeye from the workout here.
# posted by : 10:53 AM
: 10:53 AM
"uh, yeah, i'm chachi, you know, from tv's joanie loves chachi...fonzie's my uncle"
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
Speaking of "Ouch, my balls," wouldn't you just love to see this guy fall out of a window and land spread legged on a fire hydrant?
Is he wearing those safety googles to prevent nut sacks from poking his eyes out?
~ifionlyhadadouche
~ifionlyhadadouche
# posted by : 11:07 AM
: 11:07 AM
He's getting a little freaked out by the funny little boxes with the terrible flashing lights that people keep pointing at him. Soon he will return to his cozy underground home away from all the light, the horrible, horrible, light.
# posted by : 11:13 AM
: 11:13 AM
right, kick ass. well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. what I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
Nobody has noticed the chick in the pink yet? She could be a hott but further evidence is needed. It also appears as though she is takling to a fauxhawked choadwad.
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
Idiocracy was a great movie, by the way. And that girl from SNL actually looks hot in it.
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
to REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE:
I AGREE... she is the HOT ONE in the picture...
This guy looks like he's ready to skydive out of a plane and hopefully to his ultimate demise... but the necklace is cute, did your other three DoucheMates pick it out for you?
I AGREE... she is the HOT ONE in the picture...
This guy looks like he's ready to skydive out of a plane and hopefully to his ultimate demise... but the necklace is cute, did your other three DoucheMates pick it out for you?
# posted by : 12:18 PM
: 12:18 PM
Brawndo wears his stunner glasses at night... does Blue Eyed Doe notice this fact? Seriosuly... how do you NOT question the 'bag about why he is wearing sunglasses in doors, in the dark? It is beyond me.
# posted by : 1:04 PM
: 1:04 PM
Joey Greco Bag probably just finished her "client interview" for Cheaters and is about to show her that her douchebag boyfriend is screwing around with the pissed-off chick in the back right.
This guy reminds me of Mr. Hankey from South Park. He smells like shit, looks like shit and unfortunately can talk. Too bad he can't hear because I am sure the plenty of people told him to take his shooting glasses off...
# posted by : 2:38 PM
: 2:38 PM
It's got what plants crave. it's got electrolytes...But it's got what plants CRAVE. It's got electrolytes. Because it's got what PLANTS crave. It's GOT electrolytes.
She either:
a. has just graduated college, or
b. is a judge.
He either
a. wants to name his next bunny rabbit "George", or
b. has realized he just shart himself.
a. has just graduated college, or
b. is a judge.
He either
a. wants to name his next bunny rabbit "George", or
b. has realized he just shart himself.
# posted by : 2:48 PM
: 2:48 PM
bravo brawndo... "Idiocracy" is simultaneously the most brilliant & assinine movie I have ever seen
# posted by : 5:43 PM
: 5:43 PM
I've seen a bad douche risin..
Douche, how in god's name can you stand in front of a mirror and put on those fucking glasses? how? I just dont' get it.
Hott is a Bleethed out shell of her former self.
Walgreens must have been all out of Can-O-Tan.
Hot chick in purple rear-left...mmmm.
Scary Angry Psycho chick rear-right...prepares to rip the balls off her 'boyfriend' who is getting Purple's number.
Douche, how in god's name can you stand in front of a mirror and put on those fucking glasses? how? I just dont' get it.
Hott is a Bleethed out shell of her former self.
Walgreens must have been all out of Can-O-Tan.
Hot chick in purple rear-left...mmmm.
Scary Angry Psycho chick rear-right...prepares to rip the balls off her 'boyfriend' who is getting Purple's number.
Could he be a young Dustin Hoffman reprising his role in the Graduate?
Only this time as a greasy, axe body sprayed, douche? He's certainly the shortest person in the room.
Only this time as a greasy, axe body sprayed, douche? He's certainly the shortest person in the room.
# posted by : 9:24 PM
: 9:24 PM
Give your Dad back his Blu-Blockers, Carmine. He's gonna go fucking blind and it'll all be your fault!
She has the whitest teeth I'd ever come across.
She has the whitest teeth I'd ever come across.
Empirical proof that there are indeed plenty of 'tards out there living kick ass lives. There's that fag-talk we talked about. . . .
I love all these pop culture references lately, DB1. First Breakin', now Idiocracy. You're a regular Perez HIlton.
# posted by : 8:57 AM
: 8:57 AM
Fox news and WWE are already in negotiations to consolidate their operations.
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# posted by : 9:18 AM
: 9:18 AM
it appears as though he melted the ends of two clear plastic sporks together before hitting the club next door to the one people actually want to go to...
You can't possibly be calling this polesitter a true douche? I mean, isn't he like Dustin Hoffman's love child or something? And I'm pretty damned sure that no one's ever accused Dusty of having chicks stacked up on his dick.
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/D/dustinhoffman.jpg
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/D/dustinhoffman.jpg
Idiocracy only got small release, lucky for me the Judge is from Texas so Houston had a screen. Ever since I've been asking people if they want a handjob everytime they bring up starbucks. Idiocracy is a hidden jewel just like the Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday.
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