those metal bud light bottles are terrible. douchetastic for sure
 

is that hairless 'roided douche wearing a fucking tiara?!?!?!

his skinny white 'bra' behind him really needs to stay clothed in public as well.....
 

He's a fucking KICKER!!????!!
 

I swear all of these parties are sponsored by Valtrex.
 

BTW Jeff, what happened to your hair?

Oh right, the juice, my bad....



BTW Bambi won't be calling you next year when you & your c-cup man-boobs are riding the bus in AFL2
 

it's a shame that beautiful girl lost her right leg in a kicking contest against Mr. Reed. and yes clementine of cappadoucha, he really is a kicker. for none other than the Pittsburgh Steelers. that fact should speak volumes about that team.

also, his tits are as big as hers.
 

@douchetoevsky

good call on the hair loss/manboobs...


bra!!you should put on a bra.

anyone got a read on this chick's facial expression? i can't figure it out.
 

That chick is hot.

How can somebody be in the NFL and be that out of shape?
 

Chick is hot!
I can't rag on a kicker!
 

As much as it pains me to denigrate anything associated with my beloved Steelers....yeah, douche.

One-legged or not, I'd Heinz on her field. Then throw her into the Monongahela.
 

Looks like he's gonna tear off her remaining leg, if she doesn't get free soon...
 

Damn you DB1!!!!! My favorite team in sports is associated with douchebaggery. Yeah Ben was douching it up at a party getting hammered, and now this?

http://www.jokeroo.com/funnypictures/ben_roethlisberger_drunk.html
 

And Pfah, I still feel your pain for the happenings of 2005, but let it go man. Hopefully that washed up running back the Hawks got rid of will end up in the black and gold.

But as I say that, I realize that Big Ben is a douche. Reed....pics speak for themselves. Cowher was a chinbag. Faneca was a whiny douche.......And I got a shirt that shows the logo when you pop the collar. Please help me DB1.
 

Throw her back, Jeff, she ain't ready yet.
 

Al? Al Bundy?
 

@douchetorious

Mark Malone was a pretty big blame game-douche, too.

Although to be fair, you can probably identify a wide range of douche in the NFL, and professional sports in general.
 

Ahhh, Jeffrey Montgomery Reed. Your mother must be so proud of you back at the polo club. Until she sees this pic.
 

I played football from embryo to high school. Kicker Jeff Reed possibly being a douchebag of utter scrote? You had me at kicker.
 

That ear ring that Hott is wearing is just about the right size for my Prince Albert.

I could see myself rolling around on the ground in the Burger King parking lot fighting for her love. I would never let her forget the sacrifice I made that day. The couple of days I spent in the can for ending her boyfriend Jeff's playing career by shoving that grin up his ass were well worth it.

Kicker's were traditionally not bags until Todd Sauerbraun came into the league. He kicked his way into the hearts of every douche who thought he was a badass, but it turns out he was just a roided out special teams douche.

Where are the brothers at? All I see is a random assortment of off the clock CorpBags. I don't see anybody tough in this photo. If I wanted to proove how tough I WASN'T I would hang out with middle-aged skinny or out of shape white dudes too.
 

@douchetorious b.a.g....Shawn a Steeler? really? is that even in the works? funnier things have happened though.

time to change my avatar.
 

What makes this even sweeter is that I'm a Browns fan, and if it werent for Brady Quinn we might be a douchless team.

I want to KICK this wannabedouche in the face, and spike his shit on the pavement...

Douches like this deserve a good ol' fashion CURBING
 

He's a kicker with a Superbowl ring.

I love the Steelers, but Reed's a full-on douche. At least he's a good kicker.
 

The fact remains: he's a kicker. A fucking kicker.
 

Mr White - if you can a football (let alone this hottt) from Heinz Field into the Monongahela ... the Mr. Rooney can make you an offer you won't be able to refuse ... actually if you can throw from Heinz Field to the Allegeheny or the Ohio, you should call him asap too!!
... hey wait a minute ....all Stillers and Stiller fans have big bellys ... younz all know that's what you get from all those pierogies and Ahrn City Beers!!
 

Jeff, you're no Pumpy.

douche equis
 

Mr. Reed should be strapped to Mr. Rothlisberger's motorbike and sent face first into a windshield.
 

He's a pro athlete?!? What's he do on the off season, smoke bowls and satisfy his munchies with whole cows?
 

Kickers sit in the corner with wine coolers and their shirts on. If you wanted to show us how studly you are, Reed, why not pick her right up instead of lamely hoisting her leg? Oh, that's right, you're too weak.
 

pfah, rumors abound that the Bengals are on Shaun's list too. Yeah, he averaged like 3.5 ypc last year, but that's better that Rudi's 2.8 ypc. lol
 

By the look on her face, something tells me she is tired of being manhandled by the testicularly challenged.

Am I the only thinking he looks like the perv shower rapist guy in The Shawshank Redemption? This douche needs a Clancy Brown beatdown.
 

Robbie Gould gets more ass!
 

pfah and b.a.g. no way shawnte alexandra ends up here maybe the bengals...
you don't know the half of the doucheness following this guy, as a steeler fan i am conflicted because nothing is more douche than claiming you were robbed in the face of the actual rules and objective analysis of how rules are actually called...
but in the interests of truth reed is a money kicker but a douche beyond these or the pics not meeting this site's criteria demonstrate...in fact rumor was he nailed a chick his special teams coach was working and the ywo almost came to blows over it...
all that said its nice to have a kicker who doesn't bolt in free agency to our division rival...just saying
 

I think i saw her on milfhunter.com. Seriously. I think she does porn. I need to search for her name.
 

Good thing kickers in the NFL aren't on the juice.
 

I love the sagging nipple on Pigeon-chest on the upper right.
 

What no Al Del Greco pics?
 

According to NFL.com he's only 29! He looks like he's 40 in the first picture.
 

Yeah, he's a kicker, but that's pornstar, Hunter Bryce. They'll screw just about anyone.