Nicole, after I strangle the chum on your right with his own tie, I'm going to use it to spank you, you naughty, naughty school girl.

Eh, but first, I might also strangle the guy to your left...and use his tie to scrape some of your make up off.
 

lineup for "The Unsual Choadspects"

I'd like to gnaw on the hipbones of Nicole, then floss with Winona overbites thong
 

In what was a typical power struggle among the douche species, Encino Bag attempted to wrest alpha-douche status with all its shirt baring perks. Unfortunately , Borisbag regained order with a sack full of axe bottles, and the usurper was forced the greatest shame, buttoning his shirt all the way up in public
 

The two scrotes in the middle look familiar...the one next to Ms Ryder hott bears a striking choadal resemblance to JP...or have they all blended together in a haze of OE High Gravity? However, I will happily slide down a razor-embedded football-field length Slip and Slide for a night with both School Girl hott and Winona hott. Sigh
 

The most tragic figure here is poor Matthew McCaunaghey. After going shirtless for a seven year period, Matt appears to have forgotten how buttons work.

-Douched and Confused
 

I never knew a a striped tie matches with skin and comic books
 

oh, those silly undergrads ...
 

Looks like the understudies for "Cirque Douche Soleil" took a group photo.
 

Another classic night at Club Pole Barn.
 

The guy on the far left's face says, "I'm giving you the finger," but his hand says, "I'm too stupid to remember how to make my middle finger go up and the other two fingers go down."
 

I wake up and I have to see this..This is disturbing on so many levels. And I beg to ask the questions; why? who? and WTF?
 

Red Tie looks like he graduated top of his class at Bovine University
 

Red tie looks like a cross between Count Chocula and Donkey Kong, and if those two homos on the left call me Francis, I'll fuckin kill em.
 

Red tie has some sort of facial deformity. Looks like a nice big hairy mole on the left side of his nose and a weird thing going on with his right eye. Or, maybe someone took a shovel to his face and he hasn't healed up fully yet. God, I hope it was the shovel, though permanent disfigurement is funny when it's sported by a douche.

Anywho, I hope the other two meet up with a shovel that has each of their names on it.

If I were to pull down on unbuttoned douche's tie while simultaneously lifting my right knee I could do some serious damage. At the least it'd knock that look off his face. And it'd make me laugh so I guess that's what you'd call a win-win situation, no?
 

say, isn't this the douche version of the breakfast club?
 

Carmine aka "The Big Ragu" excelled in Home-Ec. He's manangaed to make a shirt out of the Hudson Reporter. His skillz have obviously impressed Jon Cryer. Too bad he stayed in the tanning bed too long. Ducky has brought his harem of school-girl hotts over to pay respect to The Big Ragu. As for their Cro-Magnon fifth wheel....may the Metal gods led by Dio himself, strike you down for the innappropriate use of your devil-horns. Blasphemer.
 

No hotts. Just grease. Catholic-school girl needs to go with the 5lb-torque on her ponytail, not the 50lb. Looks like she wants to make daddy cry tonight. Douche #2 w/tie is just criminal. Please lock that one up. And by lock up, I mean "drop naked into the hardest prison in America wearing "FRESH MEAT" sign".
 

Rubber Douchey...I must agree with your assesment of the tension of her ponytail. I believe it must also be cinched to the back of her bra to lift up what little she has up top. Her hunchbacked friend is another story. She got that Quasimodo shoulder slump from lugging around the twins. You can see them straining agains the sweater to break free. Her pancake ass is throwing me off though.
 

On the seventh day, God said fuck rest, and created pelvic bones and boobies
 

I think that douche on the left is Keanu Reeves. Seriously.

If Nicole's skirt rode any lower it'd be at her ankles. Oh, please let it be at her ankles. But the Winona Ryder Veronica hott is tasty. want to see more - please turn to your left WRV hott. I'm sure there's some nice nice boobie there somewhere.
 

yes nicole's skirt is a half inch from having a unibrow and her shirt is nearly bursting...like she could be totally naked within two trips to the breakfast buffet at stuckeys...she is the slut friend that sweater overbite refers to often but if you date her will never meet...she is almost ethereal...she is actually a bit firghtened in the pic...but nicoles orafices are like a dry erase board for bagtaggers
 

Those chicks are nasty. They look like the girls I see on the streets in North London at 1AM getting a lamb doner with extra garlic and going home alone. and those chodes look like the guys making those doners.
 

Keaneu Reeves, Matt McCaunaghey, and Billy Zane spunkturds floating in a bowl of razor piss.

I'd poke my eyes out on school girl's hip bones.

-grimatongueworm
 

Is black tie the notorious Ab Lobster?? Say it aint so...
 

This HAS to be a costume party making fun of Douchebags..... there is no way this happened out in the wild on purpose.
 

Marty Scorcessee's "Douchefellas"
 

Ties are never tucked in, Chazz Palminteri. WTF. Is other that shirt unbuttoned, or cut out?
I'm starting a clothing store in NJ with my random number generator and 100 undocumented Canadian immigrants.
2 stores = millionaire.
 

it IS!!! ITS AB LOBSTER!!!!
 

OK - middle Hott is doing it for me. to her 'come hither,' I say 'yes, ma'am.' She's one of those ladies who aren't so mcuh pretty as just plain sexy as hell. I like that. She must shave her pubes or we'd be able to see them with a low-riding skirt like that.

The guys - yeah, pretty douchey. As a group thay look like a band. Probably really bad ska.

@ douche bigalow 12:07 - Now there's a day well spent by a deity!
 

Their Gansternomic final just finished up in Brooklyn, time to grope the trim.

Hear the background song, listen....Is that Mellencamp?

“D-O-U-C-H-E in the USA” , “D-O-U-C-H-E in the USA”

Close, very close.

- “W.D.G.G.G.G from NJ/NY” Hater

(WOP, Dego, Guinea, Goombah, Guido, Greaseball from New Jersey or New York – Hater)
 

I think Ab Lobster is toning down his douchiness for this "black tie affair" - his collar's not popped! Maybe he doesn't yet want membership in the HoS.....but little does he know.....
 

Methinks this is Queer Eye for the Jersey Scrote. A still photo from that hit show on the Oxygen Network.
 

Douche On Right still has an eyeful of spunk he received during the backstage circle jerk with these other two Chodewads.

That, or he's trying to squint the ugly out of the chick on his left arm.
 

Guid Charlotte, world tour?
 

"cross between Count Chocula and Donkey Kong" - that's one of the greatest lines I've seen on this site.

Ab lobster is especially disturbing. How can any straight guy open his closet and come up with that outfit?
 

This is a joke, right? I mean, nobody could really think this is a good look. What the fuck is our world coming to?
 

LOL at many of these comments!

The hott in the middle does do it for me for some reason.
 

Damn the Holland Tunnel for granting passage to these choadfestivals. Call the prick second from left "Newsies" as his wardrobe implies. Hell, GuidoFabolous in the black shirt/red tie probably uses phrases such as "ipso facto, bitches!" to show his newfound command of the English language. Definitely a stage 5 grease fire