yum
 

Cal is missing the customary douchey smirk-and-gesture, but let's break this down a little further:

Facial pubes - check
Open shirt exposing shaved chest - check
Probable Jesus bling - check
Erect hair attempting to distract attention from receding hairline - check
Completely and unjustifiably surrounded by sorority tastiness that makes my teeth ache and my vision cloud over with killing rage - double check

Oh please, excited girlfriends with the dilated pupils and suck-a-cock grins, please start to peel down her lacy panties. Oh please. Slowly now. Oh yes. Oh god.
 

Yes. The Nez Perce legend of Has Greatest Dumb Luck grows...
 

Is this Freddie Douche Jr?
 

Red Cup!!!!
 

Judging by her tongue, one of the other three is menstruating.
 

Deer-in-Headlights brunette keeps staring at me. She's the slightly naughtier one, always overshadowed by White Lingerie.

Chippy thinks he's gonna score with at least one of them. What a dumbass.
 

He's a hair stylist. Bet on it. Lollipop Lacy in the middle is too cute.
 

this guy is a soul patch and two buttons away from a douchepass...
that said we have a mixture of paid to pose and hottsd in their own right,,,the underwear duo show and the professional display of goods is in sharp contrasy to the ass on the blonde that reminds me of the vast lagoons of tahiti without all the bastard children of marlon brando of course...brunette is clearly hot and clearly confused like me...why bring sand to the beach my man why
 

Don't forget the ripped sleeves.
I'm not sure but this looks like Frank Drebbin in disguise.
 

One 'B' douche bag.
And yes, it is me and I tapped all these cooters twice.
 

i vote gaybag. no hetero man would be able to pose and smile for the camera with all that, that, that, hot, wet, lacy, hotness within lap distance.......even if sara michelle gellar is there........
 

From left to right:
(1) Gaybag who did their hair for the big night; (2)sporting what i thought at first was a hot, sexy look but on second thought she might be tranny (check the chin and neck); (3) Hott, but thinks she way hotter than she is; (4) Stepford Wife robot, but I like the thighs and stockings; (5)not sure what to think about this one.
 

@darksock....while your comment makes me laugh out loud , it also disturbs me. of course, i understood exactly where you were going with it, so maybe i have a problem too.
 

Maybe Freddie Douche Jr. isn't smiling b/c he's horribly aware that she is about to snoball him with the baby juice
 

TO the host of this site.

I have had enough. I have been "featured" on this site numerous times. More than I can even name. You continuously do it and I am gonna sue your ass. You have damaged my reputation beyond all repair. I will forever be associated with douchebags. If they see me there, then this party is "douched out."

And to make matters worse, We've hung out. Remember that party about 3 years ago up in Rancho? You were there. Now that you have a little site, you can make fun of go getters like me. You see that chick in the blue? She held me most of the night and I got to see her bedroom too. She sleeps in the nude. I didn't make a move on her because I'm a gentleman.

From here on out DB1 we are no longer friends.
 

I'm kind of rooting for the cable guy to bang all these whores.
 

Goddamn, what a hodgepodge of hotness!

I need to take a break for a few minutes...

GO AWAY! 'BAITIN'!
 

Whoa! That bitch in white made my 10 inch go semi-rigid ... My bad. It was just U-bent in my drawers. False alarm.
 

DB1, I'm going to have to go against the family here and say I do not agree with my red cup brother. Maybe it's because he has received much more attention than I have. Maybe it's because dad loved him more.

Maybe it's because those 2Girls didn't choose me...

But, you are more than welcome to feature me in more of your pictures. Actually, I think the increased notoriety will really help get the word out about my new album: Flip Me.

You should really check it out. I brought the fellas from Stomp over to lay down a track or two.

After the success of my book, Just Trying to Get My Fill, they were more than eager to lend a beat.

So, DB1, I hope you will give my proposition some serious thought. I know that my brother, I. Cup, is much more popular, but it's only because he's vain.

...and he lets chicks shit into him.

Remember, I'm always half full.

Have a drink on me,
Flip
 

What's the over/under on the # of current or future strippers in this photo?
 

don't you just want to grab an eraser and rub off that ridiculous looking, douche induced chin moustache??? and yes, definitely in training for pole work
 

Dear Whoever Didn't Invite Me to This Party,

Fuck you in the pantaloons. A lot.

Sincerely,
Thin White Douche
 

Stealing my nom de plume, DB1? For shame. FOR SHAME!
 

make no mistake about it, unsuspecting 'bag tops them all. with his quiet demeanor and wikkid carnal desires. oh yes, he is douche. you can see it in his eyes. the subtle hint of mockery in his gaze. "i am here, you are not" he repeats internally. but my gawd, the number of appendages i would sacrifice to swap places with he for just a taste.
 

White lingerie princess's face is whiter than her underwear. Next time I need to make a correction on a paper and have no WhiteOut in site, I'll know where it all went.
 

I cant tell if that smile is "yes i know im surrounded with hott, haha." or "omg girls are touching me get the cooties off!"
 

Julio Ray Douche IS that bad. Anyone that cuts the sleeves off his 10 year old brother's only blazer, then has the audacity to pop the collar is not only douchetastic but a shitty older bro. Nothing says "I'M A DAY LABORER LUCKY TO HAVE A BABY SISTER THAT PARTIES IN LINGERIE WITH HER HOT FRIENDS AND LET'S ME STOP TAKING PICS TO BE IN ONE!!!!" like homie's farmer's tan.
 

Red Hott is, well, red hot. The way she grinds her fine fanny into this douche makes me want to slice my tongue lengthwise with a straight razor, then sew it back together with bailing wire.

I was at a few parties like this. But, I never upgraded from VHS to DVD.
 

We all know the type: unassuming and borderline gay around your girlfriend, but a huge tool the rest of the time. "But he's soooooo misunderstoooddd," she coos. Fucking skank.
 

really? cause for me, even though she's not starved for attention like the rest, doe eyed brunette hott is just pluckin at my heart strings with the jaws of life! i love that her hair isn't littered with product and she is the ONLY one pictured sporting the ubiquitous red cup. her DSLs probably make for sweet buttercup kisses, too. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 

"I'll swallow your soul" exclaimed the middle hott.
 

He's def. not gay. A gay man would not rip the sleeves off a blazer like that. He's just a rare specimen of the "nutless douche." I fully believe he would spend the night with blondiebluedress and not make a move. Oh, and vacant-stare brunette hott wants to remove her last remaining undergarments for me. I can feel it. Oh wait, that was just the breeze tickling my ballsac.
 

Any one of these chicks is hott of the year quality.
 

Any one of these chicks is hott of the year quality.
 

I've never been at a party with girls this hot, let alone in a photo.

Yknow, I think red cup's not a douche. Yes, his sleeves are ripped off, YES he's got an annoying soulpatch, YES his hair is dangerously close to blowout, but there's something in those kind eyes of his that screams "yeah, I'm a volunteer big brother."

I vote not douche.
 

BJohn! You sure dun it now!