Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Caption This Pic

"I'm just warning you, Officer; you can't keep handcuffs on this kid...He could fist a gnat."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:14 AM

Nothing says "street" like a Grand Theft Auto video game bandanna.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:14 AM

This arm is sponsered by xbox 360.

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Anonymous : 7:15 AM

"fist a gnat"....incredible. Why try after that?

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:15 AM

Becky laughed as Kyle attempted to pull the blood-slippery no.2 pencil out of his left lung.

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DarkSock : 7:15 AM

"Shhhh...I think I hear Moscow coming in..."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:16 AM

The Man Show?

Adam Carolla's son was caught in a sand storm with his shirt off. Jimmy Kimmel's son obviously works out more than dad ever did..

Cathy, well.. Cathy.. she's so wholesome and doe-eyed. Such a virgin facial expression. She doesn't know better.

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Anonymous : 7:16 AM

"Mom! Billy lost the last hand at strip poker but he won't take off his GTA mandana!"

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:18 AM

"You think his fist is tiny? Let's just say his dick completes the set."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:19 AM

"MOM! Make Billy give Cindy's G-spot back!"

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:20 AM

"...and the other one is named Dr. Kenneth Noisewater..."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:21 AM

The Red, White and Boob....

# posted by

Dunkterdouche : 7:22 AM

"MOM! Can we borrow Dad's wedding band? Billy wants a bracelet too."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:23 AM

"Oh great. I've got bling around the collar."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:23 AM

Bill, Hillary and James Carville: The High School Years.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:24 AM

Grand Theft Auto: Lice City

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:24 AM

"Yo, check out my "Strong Like Bull" pose from the picture below."

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:27 AM

I call parody on this one.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

"My love for you is like a truck, Beeee-zerrrr-kerrrr!
Would you like some making fuck, Beeee-zerrrr-kerrrr!
"

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:29 AM

Hey! Anyone got an extra manzier?

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:31 AM

bland theft scroto, the bullimic woman and the incredible mathlete.

they've come to battle turtleman

# posted by

douchewannabe : 7:31 AM

adam's alergy to his brass chain has him breaking into hives.

# posted by

VaginalBulbSyringe : 7:32 AM

"So after that fucker James Spader got me kicked off of Boston Legal I just started following these kids around to party after party."

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blinded by the light dressed up like a douche : 7:34 AM

"Mom...make Billy give Cindy her butt plug back"

# posted by

elastic snap hole of the love bear : 7:35 AM

Billy, I told you to stop wearing my anal beads as a necklace.

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:43 AM

Don't mess with the 8 inch pythons, beeeyatch.

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:44 AM

Grand Theft Auto? More like Grand Theft of her Reputation.

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:44 AM

Billy was forced to stand idly by and look tough as Mike attempted the no-look boobsqueez maneuver he had worked on for so long.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:46 AM

"And so" siad Mike, "as the cicumfrence of the fist matches the diameter of the boob, this hottie-douchie pairing is complete. Now if you'll excose me, I must go polish my knob- er- my bling, that is..."

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:49 AM

Wow. Horrid spelling early on that one. Sorry, all.

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:49 AM

Oh! Oh-oh-oh, Hangin' Tough!

# posted by

Clementine of Cappadoucha : 7:50 AM

hi, i'm a mime with a skin rash and this is my sister butch...oh and the girl in the middle is a puppet, i got my hand up her ass to make her smile.
turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

hi, i'm a mime with a skin rash and this is my sister butch...oh and the girl in the middle is a puppet, i got my hand up her ass to make her smile.
turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

If I can't see me touch her nipple, maybe she can't either...

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 AM

I'm crushing your teat

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

"Don't fuck with my little sister, or she'll beat you up!"

# posted by

Tony Ventresca : 7:58 AM

Just chillin at the Buzz Lightyear look-alike contest.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:58 AM

What small boobies you have my sweet.
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:01 AM

The final three people to be cut from the "Whitest Kids You Know" tryouts.

# posted by

Douche Shower and Shave : 8:01 AM

I'm this big, you think you can handle it, She can watch
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:02 AM

Ya I'm wearing the rouge tonight instead of the blush. It goes with my hives.

# posted by

Moby Douche : 8:03 AM

"Which one of you is Jason? Jason, your mom is here to take you home"

# posted by

AC/DouChie : 8:04 AM

Axl Rose and one of his failed clones, hmmm or is it a failure
turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:06 AM

Aww, look, Haley Joel Osment is all growed up.

# posted by

UFO Destroyers : 8:10 AM

"Last time, on the Venture Brothers!

Unable to ever successfully pass himself off as a douchebag, Brock was forced to ask the boys to dress up like baglings to infiltrate the headquarters of The Scroticus Maximus. Triana convinced her friend, Kimberly, to help the boys with their infiltration.

Unfortunately, Hank and Dean, who have never been very fashion conscious, chose their disguises poorly and were instantly spotted by The Scroticus's bodyguards. The boys were taken to the infamous Chamber of Axe, doomed to spend a thousand years slowly gassed by faux pheremones.

Meanwhile, The Scroticus has taken Kimberly for his bride!

Now, only Brock can save the boys and Kimberly, in 'Smackdown at Poo Canyon Part II!'"

# posted by

LiteraryAlchemist : 8:10 AM

Next on The Real World; Pelican Bay...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:10 AM

Hail! wheezer!

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:10 AM

Even chemo kids can have dreams.

# posted by

UFO Destroyers : 8:12 AM

This may be the worst after-prom party ever. EVER.

# posted by

UFO destroyers : 8:13 AM

Meet the WWE's newest superstars!

Vanilla Nice & The Rosacea Stone, with manager Cathy "Pound 'Em Raw" Peplinski

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:20 AM

I smelt it, he dealt it...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:20 AM

No, this isn't a "do not resuscitate bracelet, why?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:21 AM

"Upon entering the trailer park you will first have to pass through security"

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:22 AM

Her little brother is a pussay, yo.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:22 AM

What do you mean, "How many chin ups did I just do?

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:22 AM

Another McCoy family reunion ended tragically today when Skeeter pulled a "bad touch" on his cousin Cathy...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:24 AM

First Prize of the GTA tournament: a mandanna.

Feel free to show how tough you are after beating all other competitors.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:25 AM

No, I'm with him, actually...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:25 AM

No, Mr. 10 foot tall monster, HE threw the rock at your head...

# posted by

johnny scrotten : 8:27 AM

Cindi stole a couple of mannequins from JCPenney's "Gangsta" line as a sorority stunt.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:31 AM

Next on Douchie Reincarnations: Chris Penn's coming out party.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:45 AM

"Even though this is a cosutme party, i think i still look tough. I look tought, right?"

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:52 AM

Eeny meeny miney moe,
which of my girlfriends should I have sex with tonight.

# posted by

Snoop Douchey Bagg : 8:53 AM

And what a joyous time had by all at the release party for Grand Theft Auto: Puberty City.

# posted by

Burnsy : 9:00 AM

What? Throw the hermaphrodite out!
Ok
turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:12 AM

Anonymous 7:56 -

awesome Kids in the Hall reference

I can't stop laughing at Johnny Scrotten's 8:57 post, and anon's Buzz Lightyear riff.

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:22 AM

Can I have a beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
Turdacious

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 AM

"uh Mr. Zeebub, he's the one who sold his soul for the ability to sweat axe"

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:23 AM

"Him. That's the guy running around cock-punching everyone."

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:28 AM

Literaryalchemist: Great Venture Brothers reference, one of my favourite shows!

# posted by

Tony Ventresca : 9:29 AM

"I'm Pinky. He's Steve."

# posted by

McTickle : 9:33 AM

"Experience? Please major, this guy made it to gumshoe in Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:46 AM

"He's the one who requested Princess Leia"

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:52 AM

"He's the one who requested Princess Leia"

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:52 AM

Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know he's loco?

The great white gansta's only weakness; the sun and grand theft auto.

# posted by

Ashfish : 9:57 AM

"This is before we went to the Gaytor school of Douchebaggery and arrognace."

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:04 AM

"& years in my moms basement playing GTA will get you a mandana and a body like this."

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:05 AM

No, Clarence choose him, his herpes is in remission, not mine"

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:05 AM

i have to say costume party on this one, there's no way any two individuals that are this white could be in the same room. its like trying to divide by zero, it would result in the end of the universe as we know it. because who would honestly wear a GTA bandana while trying to look hard? and goofy friend #1 on the right looks like he knows its all a joke. however he is wearing a livestrong bracelet... either way, Cathy is only 17

# posted by

waramp : 10:08 AM

Although Osgood tried his best to infiltrate the douchebag lair, from his throne King D quickly spotted the intruder and informed Trent.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:13 AM

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "G" thang, baaaaabay!
Um... hold up. My mom is calling.

# posted by

Mr. DoucheCheeze : 10:15 AM

"Christmas greetings from Lincoln, Nebraska."

# posted by

"Old 'Bag Eyes" Frank Scrotnatra : 10:15 AM

"No it's not rosacea, I mixed up our drinks and I'm having a mild allergic reaction to the roofies"

# posted by

bcs : 10:22 AM

"You see this?..... You just bought a ticket to the gun show."

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:26 AM

Kimbo Slice, You ready to get your ass kicked?

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douchetorious B.A.G. : 10:28 AM

"No these aren't my boyfriends, i work for the Make a Wish foundation. This is little Larry with terminal leukemia, and this here's Sammy with skin cancer."

# posted by

bcs : 10:34 AM

who doesn't beat their chest when posing with 4 b-cups

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 10:38 AM

Cathy Visits The Gun Show

# posted by

Joel : 11:52 AM

"If we're not joking, kiss your ass goodbye and prepare for the mother-f'n apocalypse!"

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:07 PM

"He's on bottom tonight."

# posted by

Heino : 12:07 PM

Walmart Wankstas. No question. Cheap beater shirts, no tan, and unproportioned arms. This is unlike douche i've seen before. These boys hit the gym at the Y then hop on the tractor back to the farm where they watch goodfellas and jack off.

-North DaScrota

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:41 PM

"Steve never could get his Douche-point to straighten out and Gary always wore sub-par mandanas, but they were still two of the most popular counselors at the greater Los Angeles Annual Douche Camp that year ..."

FYI: this is an intentional douchepic. I'm guessing they are at some kind of wigger-themed frat party.

# posted by

Hunter S. Douchebag : 12:42 PM

If they ever make a movie about these three, Hilary Swank will play the tool on the left.

Lord knows she won't have to work out or bulk up for the part.

# posted by

Scrotey McDoucherson : 1:12 PM

"i'm working on my GED, so it's totally cool that i still hang out with high school sophomores right?"

"two cases of mike's hard please."

. . . i'm still laughing about the rosacea stone

# posted by

the douchitania : 1:21 PM

Which one of these chicks is "Gina"?

# posted by

Minne-scrota : 1:31 PM

Hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Douchebag and my other brother Douchebag.

# posted by

g : 1:40 PM

"We both want to commit suicide."

# posted by

Talayatu : 1:45 PM

Fifty bucks to pose for a picture with the school losers seemed like a good idea at the time to Caitlyn. So cute, yet so naive, she was soon betrayed.

"But Ashley", she cried on her new Nokia to one of her seven best friends named Ashley, "They PROMISED that they weren't going to post it online!"

-Fast Times at Douchemont High

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:49 PM

American Pie V: Douche Camp.

"This one time at Douche Camp......" Hijinks ensue.

# posted by

Ratadouchie : 2:46 PM

Hey skin rash, who would you rather tag - Molly miss pixie or GTA puberty turd?

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:35 PM

O'Douches by the looks of the rosy cheeks.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:11 PM

look i'll point at the biggest boob in the pic so you stop staring at mine

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 5:00 PM

his friends call him m&m and he goes with itbut it means
mansonlamps mantitty

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 5:08 PM

when one guy wants to out titty and the other out pretty whats a girl to do

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 5:09 PM

The fellow on the right with the Douchestrong bracelet: How do you get red-eye without looking into the camera lens? I'd suggest he's possessed, but then Satan would just be getting really lazy.

# posted by

Anonymous : 5:47 PM

No caption, just a correction. It's 'Wichita,' not 'Witchita.'

That said, since I live in Wichita, I have to say, these bags look familiar.

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:10 PM

i think that bougainvillea douche spots a scud missile heading right towards this douchetrocity.

sent straight from the heavens per douche-jesus' request.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:55 PM

Man, this is fuckin bad. Looks like a pic of 3 clerks from the farm implement dealer. WTF? When did they start selling lingere? Hey wait, I recognize the guy on the right. It's Steve Case from A.O.L.

# posted by

douchedeville : 10:59 PM

Jay and Silent Bob: The Early Years.

"Snootch to the Douche!!!"

# posted by

ratadouchie : 3:34 AM

lock up your daughters cause Buzz lightyear and Kip Dynamite are out on the prowl..

# posted by

Kark : 5:12 AM

"The Three Vages"

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:53 AM

Miami Lice

Or Bag Theft Auto

Or The Squid and the Pale

or Lice Cream Sandwich

Ham and Swiss

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:39 AM

i hang around these two to compensate for my small boobs

# posted by

my sun named tzu : 4:20 PM

"Yo ho! I be EMINEM!"
"NO I DA REAL EMINEM!"

# posted by

crazyeddie : 8:06 AM

Your kidding right? OH MY!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:04 PM

Maybe you hung out when them in Hight School and you ran into them at a bar downtown, but it's important that you move on without them. Really.

# posted by

Upstatemike : 10:08 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebaggery

Someone needs to put this photo up here.....

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:38 AM

Im with him

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:43 AM

My Dad? His name was Buzz, Buzz Lightyear, and his Dad was named Woody.....Why do you ask?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:37 AM

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